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  • Chippenham MP Boasts about Appearing on Far-Rightwing TV Channel

    Being politically correct, a near-naked rotund fellow with obesity issues mopped his greasy body with a sponge, being certain to cleanse all areas by slipping it through the gusset of his swimming trunks. Another moronic daredevil then raised the sponge above his tilted head, opened his mouth and rinsed the contents into his gullet, on… Read more

  • Rowde Parish Council Takes on The Kremlin!

    What in the wonderful world of fudge cake is going on here? Aside the appalling attention to primary school grammar, have you ever read such a bizarre Facebook post from a Wiltshire parish council?! Seems like either Rowde Parish Council’s Facebook page has been highjacked by a lone Councillor eager to battle ze Ruskies, Rocky… Read more

  • The Story of Plastic; Sustainable Devizes Free Film Event

    The Story of Plastic; Sustainable Devizes Free Film Event

    Itโ€™s okay, do I look like, Kenneth Williams?! You donโ€™t have to answer that. This is not Jackanory, Iโ€™m not here to tell you a story, other than an ickle trip down memory lane. I am here to announce the rescheduling of a film event by Sustainable Devizesโ€ฆ. Sustainable Devizes inform us that 38.5 million… Read more

  • Talk In Code Return to Swindon for a Homecoming Show & Album Release

    Talk In Code Return to Swindon for a Homecoming Show & Album Release

    We love โ€˜em here at Devizine, and Swindon-based indie pop quartet, Talk In Code are set to return to The Victoria in Old Town Swindon on Saturday 23rd September for a massive homecoming celebration show following a packed summer of festival appearances at Lechlade Festival, Minety Festival, Home Farm Festival, Taunton Pride, Box Rocks, Great… Read more

  • Sad Day for Melksham Assembly Hall

    The stalwart venue of Melksham is being viewed more like just a wart by town councillors, in a sad day which could see the closing curtain for the Assembly Hall. Melksham News reported on the rumour I’ve been trying to hold back on, hoping the day wouldn’t come, that Melksham Assembly Hall and the Town… Read more

  • Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 3rd-10th August 2022

    Bit cloudy, still hot, what have we got, for the coming week, quite a lot! Welcome to August one and all, nights slowly closing in, apples taking an early dive off trees, make the most of summer, though thereโ€™s no links, you can find more details and ticket links on our event calendar, plus of… Read more