It was Christmas Eve moi lover, outside Carpet Right, an old man without facemask said to me, won’t be seeing another one, and then he yelled a song, Shaky Steven’s Merry Christmas Everyone, I turned my face away, and puked all over you……
Okay, I’ll hold my hands up, that’s all I’ve got when it comes to writing a Christmas song. Time to call in the pros, because without venues many of our local musicians are so bored, they’ve produced some great Christmas songs! As ever I’ll list them alphabetically, not to prove I know my a, b, c, but because whenever I do these “listy” type articles some of you assume it’s a top ten countdown. This isn’t Top of the Pops, but we do have some nice tunes for you:
Ben Borrill – (untitled?)
Colm McCarthy – Christmas Time – 2020 Remix
Gecko – Last Christmas’ sung by a sad bird
Illingworth – Yes It’s Christmas!
Peloton – Father Christmas Won’t Be Long
Pete Lamb & Colette Cassin – I Remember Christmas
Sound Affects – Taking Back Christmas
Splat the Rat – 2020 you Arse (Ho Ho its Xmas)
Will Lawton – Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Did we miss you out? I’m sorry, tell me quick and I can add it!


