And so it begins. Expect an influx of Tory propaganda and lies rammed through your letterbox over the coming weeks; you’d be better taking your chances clicking on a link from an Indonesian newsite claiming Simon Cowell is in hospital than believe any of the crap spewing from their mouths…..
Who’s had this one recently dropped like a bombshell onto their doormat, You & Your Family?! It’s NOT a delightful blithe local Hello magazine some nice neighbour thought you’d like to browse, it’s a propaganda leaflet of lies and deceit from a desperate ruling political party, only playfully disguised as a delightful blithe local Hello magazine, and you would be a fool to believe any of it. I hope they don’t mind that we remixed it, added a few truths.

From our own Conservative MP, Michelle Donelan, You & Your Family avoids the blue colour of the usual Conservative corporate identity, and goes for the neutral, coffee table magazine look in an attempt to disguise its true nature. It doesn’t even mention the political party she’s affiliated with, rather shamelessly masquerades as something it’s not; they’re that proud of their party they have to hide it!
Now, if the fact that both Michelle’s partner, and his father both set up companies to supply bogus PPE to the NHS during the pandemic, and recently this Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology faced court action for falsely alleging on X scientist Professor Kate Sang of Heriot-Watt University had expressed sympathy for Hamas, which she used £15,000 of taxpayer’s money to bail herself out of, isn’t enough tory scandal to put you off ever voting for them again, note this fluff pamphlet of deceit has been promoted by none other than our old pal, Jonathan Seed.
Yep, in the tiniest writing on the back it names Jonathan Seed as the promoter. Once huntsmaster of the Avon Vale Hunt, who busted a few heads in Lacock one Boxing Day while a police officer hunter herself turned a blind eye, and were so sure of themselves they convicted themselves, filming themselves killing a fox and posting it online!
Dammit, I thought we’d heard the last of this seedy by name seedy by nature character, who I warned you all about when he told me anyone campaigning against the needless and brutal slaughter of our wildlife is an online troll. He was going for the Police Crime Commissioner role at the time, a keen Countryside Alliance chappie, hoping to persuade the rural crime team to turn a blind eye to hunting. And despite me telling you he was a wrong-un, the majority voted for him, because he had his picture taken with Boris Johnson, a very trustworthy prime minister after all.
He won, if you recall. But he didn’t seem to care; he had previous convictions for drunk driving and many other offences, which he failed to disclose to the electorate, and pulled out after the election, costing the local taxpayer millions for a re-election. The result of which changed nothing as he was swiftly replaced in the PCC role by Tory crony Phillip Wilkinson who is equally critical of anti-hunt supporters and admitted attending hunt balls himself.
So when you read your magazine, You & Your Family, spare a thought for You & Your Family, for the ones promoting it, the ones lying in it, couldn’t give a finger of fudge about You & Your Family, for if they did, they wouldn’t be fleecing the NHS, the taxpayers to fund their own mistakes, they wouldn’t be drunk driving, or posing a danger to the public pursuing a fox to slay for pompous drunk kicks, now, would they?! There’s a lot of people out there trying to scam you, clearly, the Conservative Party is the worst offender yet.