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What’s going on in that big black tent on the Green in Devizes? The circus is in town, circus noir – if there was never such a genre, there is now. There’s popcorn scattered over the black stage along with broken manakin limbs. A gaunt Italian chap in briefs is awkwardly navigating a double-headed unicycle Read more

Purple Ronnie said Pisceans only sleep with people they love, but fall in love too easily; he’s the only astrologer I have a smidgen of faith in; I can identify with that. Spent much of my youth obsessing despite knowing it wasn’t mutual. I checked both Sam and Finlay’s Facebook profile to see if they’re Read more

  Took the protest to another town today for Devizes traffic, gave a speech in a cathedral to the people about traffic lights, then rested like a boss…. Like the Wiltshire Boy Facebook Page Now(ish.) Advertisements   Read more

Okay, I’ve enlisted very serious reporter, The Wiltshire Boy, to Devizine; hopefully for a column as regular as dog poo bags tied to trees on the Green. He’s out there in the field (in more way than one) tackling, literally, the real issues affecting Devizes. So please give a right good proper job welcome to Read more

  Take my word for it when I say I know a tasty lookin’ burger when I see one, and this is a tasty looking burger. The photo has been sent to me by the Farm Cookery School in Bromham; just the photo mind, right before lunchtime too; what are they trying to do me?! Read more

I sat with my kindle, reading back my half-finished book about this time last year. A finale to my sci-fi comedy White Space Van Man. I shook my head, being I’d been preoccupied and sporadically writing it with gaps of a week or so at a time, the continuity was wonky and the personalities of Read more