On the day the governmentโs chief scientific adviser Sir Patrick Vallance predicts 50,000 new coronavirus cases a day by mid-October in the UK, leading to over 200 deaths per day a month after, still the rules are being flouted, and we shamelessly play the blame game, because weโre encouraged to grass up our friends and neighbours by a government who arenโt playing by the rules themselves.
Two days into the facemask covering law, my eagerness to grab some Derickโs Deals saw me headlong into the Spar shop without a facemask, I confess. Weโve now had two months to get used to it, and for me, like all of us, itโs become routine, a habit. It is also, because not wearing one in indoor public places meets a ยฃ100 fine. A fine Danny Kruger needs cough up, if a local university student whose party got uncontrollably out of hand faces a ยฃ10,000 fine.
Oops a daisy, and other timid posh-boy idioms for Iโm pretending to care, our local MP was pictured on the train without his mask. For the entire London to Hungerford journey it didnโt cross his mind, bless. Because, as he explained, he forgot, the train carriage was empty. Obviously not empty enough for someone to snap a photo, though, to which his reaction, according to Wiltshire 999โs was, โIf the person had reminded me rather than taking a photo and posting it on social media, I would of course have put on my mask then and there. I do apologise for my mistake.โ

He said this, in a country with standards and decorum so high most are uncomfortable pointing out minor transgressions, like not wearing a facemask, in case the perpetrator is exempt. They may be suffering a medical condition or severe anxiety, and be subject to enough harassment from so-called do-gooders. Last time I did bag me some Derickโs Deals there was a facemask dissident in the shop, did I growl at them? No, I have basic manners. ย ย
He said this, working for, as I said, a government who encourage us to report such misdoings, precisely what the photographer did. Itโs not under the control of the photographer if a social media witch hunt ensues. ย
Predictably, Priti Patel said sheโd dog in her neighbours, as if living next door to the home secretary wouldnโt be traumatic enough. Boris waffled, as he does, something about only grassing if itโs an โanimal house,โ party complete with a hot tub. Uncertainly looms if he referred to the National Lampoons movie, or animals really need to be present at the party. If so, this leaves David Cameronโs idea of fun questionable, if he was still around of course.
Oh, but he is, magically popping up like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn this week to tell us all his forbidding austerity cuts prepared the UK for the pandemic, despite we were the single most unprepared nation in the developed world, and are consequently reaping what we sowed. Just what the NHS needed, cuts, keeps the staff on their toes, doesnโt it? The ones still alive that is.
What an absolute crock-of-shit, of which, unfortunately, Danny Krugerโs blatant flouting of the regulations is trivial, but relevant to the undeniable feeling building in this country, that itโs one rule for them and another for us. Given Dannyโs last newsletter to his constituents reads, โI detest the rule of six, the compulsory facemasks, the Covid marshals and the snooping on your neighbours (not that weโre doing that in Wiltshire, Iโm glad to say,โ it doesnโt look as if wearing his mask is top priority for him, which is a shame, I bet heโs got a really fancy one.

Though I suspect the issue will fall into the archives after the social media assault mellows. Heโs conservative, so every conservative will defend him, and those not will sneer. We make political point scoring out of a deadly pandemic, then wonder why weโre suffering the worst.
Iโll confess, I found myself disagreeing with left-wing rags, painting a picture of a stressed and exhausted Prime Minister, forecasting the end of both his teether and reign. Aching to show him in a bad light, selective photography; the guy had more getaways than Judith Chalmers, missing vital Cobra meetings about an impending pandemic. Having financial difficulties, now he is; Earth calling Boris.
Do you ever get the uneasy feeling our Prime Minister is rubbing his hands together behind closed doors, sniggering like an insane Bond villain? Logical steps are indisputable; itโs unavoidable if we ease restrictions, more cases will occur. Yet daily it feels more like an ingenious trap. Conservatives crave traditionalism, whether the public feel rudiments maybe outdated, oppressive and intolerant or not.
A Matrix red pill revelation, are they using the pandemic to maintain control, make their prejudicial vision a reality, Morpheus, and as an excuse when it goes economically tits up on their watch? The tranquillity of the initial lockdown trashed as they encourage us to shop our neighbours, because thatโs how their own backstabbing agenda functions. Face facts, itโs up the swanny because day-to-day they move the goalposts and confuse all, abuse their own loopholes and encourage every cluster of the public to blame another while nipping out for a Nandos. Ha, there was me thinking the buck stopped at the top.

Hancockโs Half Hour has never been so dreary, as the health secretary blathers โfollow Covid rules or they will get tougher.โ Surely a case of do as we say and not as we do?
Clamping down on the reappearance of illegal gatherings; theyโve craved this since illegal gathering begun, yet freedom to jet around the world is fine and dandy. Pubs shut early, like the good olโ days, because drinking at 10pm rather than 11 makes a massive difference. Places of worship get special attention, unless youโre a pagan. Then consider this exemption for hunting and shooting wildlife from the rule of six regulation, symbolic of this notion theyโre using Covid19 as an excuse to return us to an era of yore, tally ho. Exemption depends solely on Borisโs personal preference.ย

If you want your hobby or interest exempt from the rule of six, be like Carphone Warehouse co-founder David Ross and slip Boris ยฃ15,000 for a winter break in the Caribbean. Or is it coincidence the guy owns two grouse moor estates? This bothers me, enough to warrant contacting our local hunt sab group. What did they say? Thatโs for next time, folks, stay tuned; Iโve waffled enough over something trivial; politician is a stressful occupation, I wouldnโt want it. Forgiveness is a virtue; apology accepted, Danny, get your wallet out and letโs move on with the next inconsistent contradiction from our leaders.













