Wiltshire Council has โ€œA complete disregard for the residents of Devizes,โ€ says Guardian Jonathan Hunter

Youโ€™ve got to award Gazette & Herald reporter Jason Hughes the journalism medal of bravery this week, for his dissemination on head of the Devizes Guardians, Jonathan Hunterโ€™s mien concerning the tardiness of communication by Wiltshire Council over the current state of our roads!

The headline read โ€œDevizes potholes cause misery for motorists, councillor claims.โ€ Claims? Wha?! Does this guy get to go outside at playtime?! Has he seen the state of it out there? Itโ€™s like a lunar landscape after a flipping meteor shower! When Jules Verne wrote Journey to the Centre of the Earth, fittingly about volcanic tubes that reach the centre of the earth, he was inspired by Wiltshireโ€™s roads; fact!

Honestly, honesty is a must here, letโ€™s not get impassive on this breaking scoop; we all know the truth, weโ€™ve known for some time, and hats off to town councillor Jonathan Hunter for digging the claws in.

โ€œA road repairs promise was made two years ago,โ€ he explained, โ€œlast week I wrote to Cllr Caroline Thomas on behalf of the residents of Devizes who face the reality of an appalling local road network. Cllr Thomas, has given a statement through the press but after a week Iโ€™m still waiting for a reply to my email, which apart from being unprofessional and rude, it signals that the cabinet members approach is not community first and shows a complete disregard for the residents of Devizes.โ€

I responded, โ€œprobably because she owns a Chelsea tractor,โ€ with a little emoji of a tractor in hope to cheer him up! What can I say? I was under pressure and it was the best I could come up with at the time. But what can we do about it? Hereโ€™s Jonathanโ€™s top four tips, which makes a terrible headline, because people love โ€œtop ten tips,โ€ five, perhaps, Jonathan, but not four, no. Still, theyโ€™re good ones.


1. Continue to bombard WC using MyWilts the app, to report potholes. Whilst this system is very reactive itโ€™s the best that they can offer.

2. Write to Cllr Thomas and share your concerns, I canโ€™t guarantee that she will read or even reply but the more residents that express their concerns may make a difference. caroline.thomas@wiltshire.gov.uk

3. Please identify hazardous areas to your friends, neighbours or colleagues who are vulnerable. In particular, those with mobility difficulties.

4. At the 2025 Wiltshire Council unitary election remember the promises that were made in 2021 and the reality of how those promises have been implemented across your local road network.


โ€œThere are three areas of key concern in Devizes,โ€ Jonathan told the Gazette, โ€œLondon Road is the main road coming in and out and that isnโ€™t great at all. Bath Road and also Windsor Drive, which is an interconnecting road, the surface degradation on those roads is really poor.โ€ And continued to express his concern for damaged pavements reducing the accessibility and safety for vulnerable pedestrians.

After such, the article does give this press reply by Cllr Thomas, which goes thus: โ€œThe hot, dry summer of last year, and the very wet and very cold weather so far this winter has unfortunately created the perfect conditions for potholes to form across the 2,500-mile road network. Weโ€™re doing all we can to repair them, using all our skilled workforce and resources, with the priority being to make the road safe.โ€

Now, I did rant on this subject at the beginning of February, quoting Cabinet Member for Transport, Dr Mark McClellandโ€™s axiomatic piffle direct from the councilโ€™s website, so letโ€™s have a little game of spot the difference here: โ€œThe weather has provided the perfect conditions for potholes to form, and thatโ€™s why weโ€™re seeing an increase in the number of road defects throughout the county.โ€

Uncanny, huh?! At least theyโ€™re singing off the same song sheet I suppose. Probably written on the wall at county hall, โ€œjust reword this weather-blaming twaddle if the press asks!โ€

Well, please accept my apologises, but Iโ€™m not the press, just the milky, the milky inspired by Stephen Mulhern of Catchphrase to โ€œsay what I see,โ€ and with a tendency to do precisely that; itโ€™s an abomination which so obviously could have been avoided with ongoing proactive maintenance, even Mr Chips can see it, and heโ€™s a fictional yellow bollard with a clownโ€™s nose, naked other than a cravat.

โ€œThe roads are very dangerous for all users,โ€ Jonathan expressed his concern, โ€œpothole repairs should just be an emergency fix to prevent a serious accident, they are not a permanent solution as the substance shrinks within the original road defect. Unfortunately, it would seem WC have adopted pothole repairs as their main strategy to improve crumbling roads with surface degradation. The lack of engagement is a poor show and speaks volumes.โ€


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In fairness, for your carโ€™s protection, gradually sinking traffic cones have been strategically placed in the singularities (thatโ€™s what physicists call the centre of a black hole, by the way; a point where extremely large amounts of matter are crushed into an infinitely small amount of space, such as your alloys and bumper.)

Secondary fairness, the dilapidation of tarmac is as never-ending as washing dishes, and extreme weather conditions are like your kids, bringing dirty crockeries to the kitchen when you thought youโ€™d just finished. Washing up is a perpetual task, but if you donโ€™t persevere it accumulates, to the point youโ€™re eating breakfast from the dog bowl; see where Iโ€™m going with this, Wiltshire Council?

The problem remains, Whistley Road is not the exception to the rule, rather the standard these days in our country lanesโ€™ decrepitude; take a journey up The Kings Road in Easterton, hardly fit for a king at all, and a wonder why on earth it needs speed bumps when natural depressions in the road bigger than the actual village itself, youโ€™d like to think, should prevent anyone in their right mind from speeding.

One would like to imagine accelerating over fifteen miles an hour might yet be a very real possibility once youโ€™ve boarded our main roads, only to find their condition is hardly better. Yet, at Tuesdayโ€™s Devizes Town Council Meeting, Councillor Jonathan Hunter pointed to his understanding that for the financial year 2021-22 Wiltshire Council was awarded 22,924,000 smackers from the Governmentโ€™s Highway Maintenance Fund to pay for a range of highway improvements, begging the question why our local roads still make the Giantโ€™s Causeway look like an autobahn.

Brickley Lane

Johnathan, the kind of Conservative which makes you realise not all of them would piggyback their crippled grandmothers to reach a bottle of Bollinger from a top shelf, put forward a proposal to inquire how the money has been spent. Putting to DTC, โ€œit would be helpful to understand how this funding has supported highways improvements in the county; if any substantive project in the last twelve months have been undertaken in Devizes, and if this government funding was used to deliver them.โ€

โ€œFurthermore,โ€ he added, because councillors tend to go on a bit, โ€œDevizes Town Council seeks visibility regarding the plan for this yearโ€™s road improvement programme within the Devizes area, and what are the local priorities.โ€ And it would seem the Council agreed.

Cromwell Road

โ€œWith the poor state of the local road network,โ€ Jonathan told Devizine, excited by his proposal being met, โ€œincluding many sections of surface degradation and dangerous potholes, it is encouraging that this proposal was fully agreed by Town Council members.โ€

โ€œFor reasons of road user safety, travel inconvenience and the cost of vehicle maintenance it is important that local road users and pedestrians should be able to receive a full progress update on the current roads programme and importantly receive clear visibility about tax payer funded plans for the local road network that serves Devizes.โ€

โ€œCurrently, to find out anything about road repair plans, you have to don some deep-sea-diving apparel and search in the very deep and murky waters of the online kingdom, even Jacques Cousteau would find that a challenge!โ€

Very well, Johnathan, well done, but we do the funny bits if you donโ€™t mind! But it would be good to know, in this era whereby you can triple the value of your car simply by filling it up with petrol, that youโ€™re not going to forsake your tyres on the next bend, unless youโ€™re a Kwik-Fit manager.

We look forward to the possibility of seeing the plans by Wiltshire Council; roads donโ€™t fix themselves and no one said it was going to be easy, but you choose the bloominโ€™ job! For everyone on Facebook, you can join in the fun at the Devizes Pot Hole Spotterโ€™s Club, here!


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