Swindon Advertiser Running With Islamophobic Clickbait, Again

Immediately after the weekend which saw press photographers ejected, so they could savagely beat women at the Birmingham Reform conference, as if someone threw a side of beef into a pride of starved lions while Farage played the part of Scar, encouraging them and laughing it off, and black shirts disrupted holiday-makers returning home, and threatened the RNLI in Dover, which is treason, here in Wiltshire, Newsquest “democracy” reporter Peter Davison thought he’d platform the local branch of the nasty party, either for his Islamophobic kicks, or because they crossed his editor’s palm with silver. Now, a fortnight later, the same article is being shared on their social media; is it still news or advertorial propaganda?

“Councillors from Reform UK in Swindon are demanding transparency over the use of halal meat in schools, restaurants, and takeaways,” he headlined, apparently deluded group leader Sara Godwin took to Facebook to ask if we “actually know what you’re eating?” Yes, thank you Sara, fly the flag, I had good old English fish n chips today. 

And “shouldn’t you have the right to know?” Again, I think we already have The FSA and Trading Standards authority, Sara, last time I checked.

The article focused on halal, and breezed casually over kosher, despite most of the animals being stunned before slaughter with halal, but not with kosher, apparently, like I care. Because, let’s be honest with ourselves here, this hasn’t anything to do with animal welfare, really, has it? 

If it did, ha! It might look a smidgen hypocritical, being Reform UK focuses on domestic food production and deregulation, rather than targeting or banning intensive or factory farming; no animal gets a fair life in a factory farm. If it were me in that cage, I’d think I prefer slaughter, any way it comes.

This halal campaign is far from ethically structured against cruelty to animals, being their party propose repealing the Hunting Act. And what way would you rather go, a slit neck and it’s all over in seconds, or being chased by a raging pack of animals, and their hounds, all day until you’re savagely ripped apart limb from limb, while still alive?! Herein, at least the halal slaughtered animal will be consumed, whereas the fox they murdered, purely for the fun of it.

No, none of that shady business; they’re using our children as bait, again. They focus on school lunches, as if you’ve got any concerns there’s something you disagree with in the ingredients of a school meal, despite the use of halal meat being highly unlikely and completely unfounded in Wiltshire, you can’t send them to school with a bloody sandwich?! I’m sorry, but if you cannot be bothered to make your kid a sandwich, why come crying because you didn’t like what they were handed for free?! And Reform bash on about whinging leftie “scroungers” and “handouts?!”

Is Swindon’s Reform group trying to convince us their national party cares about children now?! Just like they care for women, but beat them with their crutches?! Deputy Leader and all-round prick, Richard Tice, claimed the SEND system is being “hijacked and abused” by parents receiving “unneeded support.”

They argue that an explosion of diagnoses is bankrupting local councils, like Reform UK-led Nottinghamshire County Council, who splashed out £75,000 of taxpayer money to install 164 flags across the county?! More diagnoses are happening because we are becoming more aware of them, and how to spot them, not because it’s an aid for “scroungers” to buck the system. Reform’s angle suggests what your autistic kid needs isn’t support, it is one look at the Union Jack, and sending him to bed with a bowl of chlorinated chicken gizzards. That’ll see them alright.

With Reform we are one tiny step away from brood reduction, where birds throw disabled chicks out of the nest. This is supposed to be a civilised society, we don’t have resource issues like birds, yet. The only survival strategy we need is not voting for these vindictive idiots, because the last thing they clearly give a toss about is your children.

Full Fact have debunked viral claims that all UK schools are required to serve only halal meat. The BBC reported some areas use halal-certified chicken because suppliers cannot meet the required volume with non-halal stock alone. Halal may not be your agreeable method of slaughtering an animal, but when two wrongs make a right; become vegetarian if it bothers you. But see the fuller picture here, it’s not about what is on your plate, rather deliberately misleading propaganda to spread their Islamophobia.

You may say Newquest is only reporting a story. If so, why are they repeatedly re-sharing the story onto their socials, weeks after publication? Slow news day? A patriot slashed an RNLI lifeboat; attempted murder. If the reporter genuinely was sitting on the fence with the issue, he wouldn’t platform it; take the moral high ground.

No, Occam’s razor, the simplest explanation is usually correct; most likely being, Reform is paying them to spread their muck, attempting to divide the community of Swindon.


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