Professor Elemental in Session with Madam Misfit and the Real Cheesemakers at The Barge on Honeystreet; 2nd August

Itโ€™s going to be all strawberries and cheese baps in pith helmets swinging in trouserland bedlam, with chap-hop shenanigans galore at the Barge on Honeystreet when Brightonโ€™s whimsical rapper Professor Elemental arrives at the legendary mooring, campsite, and crop circle centre of the world, on Friday 2nd August; expect unpretentious hip hop, expect silly costumes, expect nonsensical rhymesโ€ฆ.

Ah, we love that bobby-dazzler, whoโ€™s colourful suits alone are worth the ticket price. But alongside his crazy capers arrives a new one on me, the chic Madam Misfit, who could only be described as the dame of UK comedy hip hop, a mesh of retrospective gamer, burlesque beauty and jazz queen of any hullabaloo. If chap hop is a thing, so too must there be, erm, flap hop, is it, maybe, I dunno?!  

The pair are joined by Calneโ€™s heavy comical heathens, The Real Cheesemakers. Obsessed with Swindonโ€™s magic roundabout, tortoises and skulls of doom, theyโ€™re a man down so will be scattering acoustic vibes into their loud and proud chants. Look, the comic poster is inciting enough to make Jack Kirby quiver; need I waffle on, darlings?ย 


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Real Cheesemakers go Head-to-Head with Professor Elemental in Chippenham

So, youโ€™re planning to go out-out, the decision rests on music or a night of comedy. An unnecessary dilemma, no need for a crystal ball, tarot cards or Paul the psychic octopus, you can do both in the land of chips n ham. In fact, if you happen to own a psychic octopus, this will be right up your street.

Iโ€™ve been waffling on the subject of comical music of recent, reviewing release from Monkey Bizzle, Death of Guitar Pop, Mr B, and Scott Lavene, but hereโ€™s an evening not to be missed for your dancing shoes and funny bone alike.

Professor Elemental

Lord of whimsy himself, Brightonโ€™s steampunk chap-hop artist Professor Elemental, whoโ€™s been in a friendly feud with the very same Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer, goes head-to-head with Calneโ€™s nonsensical Real Cheesemakers, and the ref will be Chippenhamโ€™s own legend and Edinburgh Festival favourite Wil Hodgson in a night not to be missed or dissed.

The Real Cheesemakers

One randomly selected lyric of Professor Elemental might whet your appetite, โ€œthis oneโ€™s for the crusty festivals and shows, where a fan tries to hug me and I get a dreadlock up my nose,โ€ and honey, heโ€™s got rhymes you havenโ€™t heard yet. Expect hilarity at the Old Town Tavern on 16th October, demand trousers, horses and dinosaurs, tickets are eight quid, a brown one on the door. Facebook yo bad self, tell ’em you want in.


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