Yay! Home Schooling is out for half term, but before itโs replaced with excruciating racket, higgledy-piggledy hullabaloos, and junior revolutionary uprisings, diligent stay-at-home parents teetering on the edge of wine oโclock should note, if the outside activity mountain won’t come to Muhammad, well, Muhammad has to get there online. Hereโs some โlitโ bodacious suggies to get him harnessing his cramponsโฆ.
No, Iโve no idea what that meant either, just hit me with your suggestions, homies, and Iโll add them here without beef!

Firstly, keep them well fed, and if you’re having difficulty…….
FREE SCHOOL MEALS ELIGIBILITY
Wiltshire Council is urging families who find themselves in difficult circumstances to check if they are also eligible for free school meals and the holiday food funding. Families can find out details of how to apply for free school meals support on the Wiltshire Council website including those families on: -โข Income Supportโข Job Seeker’s Allowance (income-based)โข Employment and Support Allowance (income-related)โข Support under part six of the Immigration and Asylum Act 1999โข The Guarantee element of State Pension Creditโข Child Tax Credit – providing you are NOT entitled to Working Tax Credit and your family’s annual income (as assessed by HMRC) is not more than ยฃ16,190 (as at 6 April 2012)โข Working Tax Credit ‘run-on’ – the payment you may receive for a further four weeks after you stop qualifying for Working Tax Creditโข Universal Credit (provided you have an annual net earned income of no more than ยฃ7,400, as assessed by earnings from up to three of your most recent assessment periods) โข Better2Gether Funding (two year olds only) Universal Credit – if you and your partner are on a low income from work (this usually means a combined income of less than ยฃ15,400 a year after tax)Or if the two year old child: -โข Has a statutory statement of Special Educational Needs (SEN) or an Education, Health and Care Plan.โข Has left local authority care through a Special Guardianship Order, adoption or a Residence Orderโข Is currently a Looked After Child, for example in foster careโข Is in receipt of Disability Living Allowance (DLA)People should apply directly to Wiltshire Council if they are eligible but currently do not have free school meals by using the form on the Council website.
Morrisons Kids Meal and Pizza making Boxes Here!
Creative
Stuff!

Get Cartooning!
Thereโs always cartoon and comic workshops to get creative darlings budding. Enter Beano artist and charismatic comedian Kev F, whose Comic Art Masterclass usually travels the schools and libraries of the country, and ends with some seriously entertained kids each with their own homemade comic. The only need to travel is to grab some paper and pens now Kevโs class is online.
But check here for a number of different creators giving away their artistic secrets in comic workshopsโฆ




The End of the Pier Show
Jonny Fluffypunk presents a brand spanking new show for families, with poetry, puppetry, story, song and a healthy dose of ramshackle anarchy.
Cooking
Stuff!
The Farm Cookery School in Netherstreet
have their popular holiday clubs online, and are available to book NOW! They are only ยฃ10 – ยฃ15 per login and that includes LIVE Tuition as well as a Recipe and Ingredients Guide which will be emailed to you straight away. Just imagine, dinner may be served by your little horrors!

Learning
Stuff!
Family half term activities among online events at Chippenham Museum
Prior to lockdown Wiltshire Museum were really enjoying hosting Curious Kids sessions for under 5โs and their grown-ups. They have adapted sessions to deliver them on zoom. A chance for younger children to have some interaction with people from outside the home and for families to learn, create and play together โ supported by the museum.
February Half term session will focus on Saxon Crafts and will look at weaving jewellery.

STEM Venturi
February Half Term online coding courses for 7 – 12+ year olds. Also debuting Girls Who Code course…โฆ Lots of coding courses including Minecraft!
Music
Stuff!

– Learn from inspiring choir leaders with years of professional experience
– Explore music from different genres: musical theatre, pop, classical and more…
– Work towards performances in some of the countyโs top music venues
Join us for our next free virtual Come and Sing workshop on Thursday, 18 February, 10.00 – 12.00 via zoom.


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The Turn; Debut Album from Salisburyโs 5 Nights at Adyans
Formed just two years ago at Bishop Wordsworth’s School in Salisbury, award-winning four-piece youth band, 5 Nights at Adyans, look set to release their highly-anticipatedโฆ
Lightnin’ Willie and the Poorboys Opens New Season at Long Street Blues Club
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Hot Juice Project at The Three Crowns
Whoa! What happened last night at the trusty Three Crowns?! What happened last night at the Three Crowns has clearly happened before, and happens mostโฆ
Talking in Code at The Southgate, Devizes
I’ve got this Jetpack app on my phone which allows me to make adjustments to the site. There’s a new feature on it notifying meโฆ
XTCโs Colin Moulding Wants AI Slop, Bad
Swindonite and founder member of XTC Colin Moulding released a new single last week, Want It Bad (The Pep Talks and Playing Fields of Oldโฆ
Henge Frontman Matthew C. Whitaker Solo Tour Comes to Frome
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Ruby Darbyshire: God is Offline
Wiltshire singer-songwriter Ruby Darbyshire, youโre most likely familiar with, unless you joined Devizine family readerโs circle today, has a new song on YouTube, one sheโsโฆ
Blood, Sweat and Tears; Burn the Midnight Oilโs New Single
Pleasantly surprised in July when an awesome new single from Devizesโ rootsy Americana with a gothic twist collective, Burn the Midnight Oil revealed a moreโฆ
Large It Norm, in Trowbridge!
Yes, we’ve got to praise Trowbridgeโs Old Town Hall like we should, because Fatboy Slim is going to be right there, but not right now;โฆ
Emergency Alert: Wessex Water Hosepipe Ban!
Surprised your mobile didn’t sound the apocalyptic alarm to notify you about Wessex Water’s hosepipe ban?! Then, you’re a gullible idiot! But being 22,239 votersโฆ



