Devizes Welcomes New Coffee Shop, Caffe Vialottie

Devizes welcomed a charming new coffee shop to The Market Place today, called Caffe Vialottie; I thought it best to drop by, poke my nose inโ€ฆ..

Caffe Vialottie takes over the listed number 35, where the cherished Times Square closed its doors for the final time in June 2024. The walls are adorned with some nice artwork, the colour theme altered to a dark green and cream, but the tried and tested layout remains much the same as Times Square. It was met with busy enthusiasm by customers, many I suspect devotees of the previous cafe happy to see it back in action. โ€œEveryone wants to try the new cafe,โ€ manager Chelsie Godden greeted me, between frantically serving customers, โ€œitโ€™s been busy, but nice!โ€

While Chelsie worked at Times Square previously, the owner was new to the area. He stressed the importance of creating an individual space, adamant copying the mainstream coffee shop chains wasnโ€™t on the agenda here, he said, โ€œI think weโ€™ve got something special here, something nice.โ€

If the word nice was coincidentally dropped twice, it certainly is that; nothing negative could be said about Caffe Vialottie. It seemed friendly, with a vibe to fit like a glove into Devizes. Yet with coffee being centre stage, tea and a good choice of soft drinks, thereโ€™s only toasties and a selection of cakes and Kettle crisps to wash down. It is, primarily, a โ€œlight lunchโ€ stop-off point, rather than attempting to be a restaurant, and despite the call not to replicate the major coffee shop chains, unfortunately we do have a lot of similar establishments already in Devizes.

But hey, it does what it says on the tin, hospitably, and is price-matched with the established competitors in town. While personally Iโ€™d like to see someone trying something different and off the wall, ideas like tapas and Caribbean themed cafes havenโ€™t been so successful in Devizes recently, as the tried and tested formula of tea, coffee and cake, seems to appease locals more. It is with that notion we wish Caffe Vialottie all the best of luck in these trying times, and hope future days will emulate the success of their opening day. Devizes can never have enough coffee it seems!


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Countin the Blues, Punkishly, with Elli de Mon

Well, that certainly took the serrated edge off Alanis Morissetteโ€™s Jagged Little Pill. Imagine an episode where you are Doctor Who. Youโ€™ve landed the Tardis nearby a juke joint, deep in 1920s Mississippi. A bunch of wild railroad convicts wonโ€™t let you out unless your assistant plays them some songs. Trouble is, your assistant is Siouxsie Sioux. You pray to the timelords of Gallifrey she wonโ€™t corrupt continuity, by introducing punk fifty years too early. Just when you think she might have found middle-ground, Ravi Shanker drops in to join the jam!

The score could be provided by Italian multi-instrumentalist and soloist Elli De Mon, who’s forthcoming album, out 18th June, Countin the Blues is packaged like a delta blues album of yore; sepia photo of Elli, guitar between legs, and graphics to match. It weighs in well with sound too, a twangy guitar opening, but it jerks between tradition and modern. Reimaging ten female vocalist, vintage blues rarities from the 1920s, Countin the Blues varies between adhering to the original, or converting it into kick-ass contemporary punk. This works, exceptionally well under the skilled labour of Elli, primarily because those songs are as raw and filthy as punk could be or has ever been.

This album should put Elli de Mon on the UK map, as sheโ€™s been thrilling blues audiences across Europe with this unique take on the blues for best part of decade. A prolific one-woman-band, releasing six albums since 2014, she breezes through vox, rezophonic and lapsteel guitars, organ, drums, dilruba, and even an outplaced sitar, on this magnificent album.

Primordial blues being a major influence, during pregnancy Elli penned, Countinโ€™ The Blues: Indomitable Women, a book about the women blues artists of the twenties. Published in 2020, it mustโ€™ve been a natural progression for her to decide to record the songs she wrote of, in tribute to these great women. Itโ€™s a win-win for documentation of songs which has been forgotten by most. The only tune Iโ€™d heard of was Memphis Minniโ€™s When The Levee Breaks, as many would know it from the Led Zeppelin adaptation.

Kicking in, as I said, twangy guitar introduces us, but seconds later Elliโ€™s version Ma Raineyโ€™s Prove It On Me Blues electrifies. One could shrug at this conjunction, pop-punk has the T-shirt on this, if Alanis Morissette coined it, Sheryl Crow and Shania Twain commercialised it. Yet thereโ€™s a definite rawness here, a dusky garage punk nod. This notion drags you in, darkened by the second track, Bessie Smithโ€™s Blue Spirit Blues; eloquently macabre, and the theme continues for a further two tunes until Lucille Boganโ€™s Shave โ€˜Em Dry pounces on you like a seventies punk anthem.

Proving drugs and music went hand-in-hand since day dot, the overlooked iconoclast Victoria Spivey recorded Dope Head Blues in 1928, yet Elli implements a beatnik lysergic aura to it, by adding a sitar; hence the Ravi Shanker connection mentioned in my Doctor Who visualisation!

Just when you consider reeling in your assistant Siouxsie Sioux, with your extended scarf (because Dr Who will eternally be Tom Baker in any of my imaginary scenarios) dragging her to the crossroads in hope the devil, or Davros even, is up for purchasing a soul, weโ€™re back on the agenda, less Sgt Pepper, and more traditioned twangy acoustic guitar blues is aired now more than previous songs.

Image by S. Carollo

With the sublime acoustics of Elizabeth Cottenโ€™s Freight Train, it feels as if Elli figured it had all gone too far the other way, and returned her salutes the queens of the blues by traditional method. ย This acoustic trend continues for four amazing tunes, ingulfing the aforementioned When The Levee Breaks. In my scenario Doctor Who would be effectively saved, these last few tunes would adhere to the angry railroad convictsโ€™ expectations. But just as you assume the clichรฉ happy ending is near, thereโ€™s a vinyl only bonus track, Geeshie Wileyโ€™s Last Kind Words Blues, which slivers back into psychedelia sitar, and the Doctor is doomed, to be continued next week!

This album is a treasure, if not for the tremendous tributes to historical blues standards, or the adaptions of unearthed rarities returned to modern times through punk rock, but for the overwhelming effort of this Italian multi-skilled virtuoso who accompanied herself on nearly every instrument, and arranged the whole album in a new key, to align to her personal punkish style.

And Elli, if you read this, I wonder, and Iโ€™d imagine you do too, what the mother of the blues, Ma Rainey and the other subjects youโ€™ve so wonderfully recaptured here would think of it all? It may well take some time for them to get their head around musicโ€™s progression, but Iโ€™m certain you should be proud as theyโ€™d nod their approval.


Five Things of Smalltown Tigers

Being fashionably late for a party with a trio of female Rimini punks, their album, Five Things released in April last year on Area Pirata Records, mightnโ€™t be as bad as it sounds, because post-1973 this music is timeless, recapturing the genreโ€™s very essence and roots; welcome to the world of Smalltown Tigers.

Because, the punk the era was a short-lived explosion which although never toppled the rise of disco and funk, surely stamped its mark on everything which followed in its aftermath, from fashion, tenet and sound. Yet the aggressively modern attack of the first wave of punk rock in the face of hippie culture perpetually allowed itself to be watered down and fused. Just as every popular genre tends to do. Concluded new wave and avant-garde art-punk through to the skater contemporary fusion with metal, or oi ska, itโ€™s warped into many guises. Yeah, theyโ€™ve got edge, but as dicey as the original simplicity of early seventies punk? I think not.

Thatโ€™s where Smalltown Tigers pack their sucker-punch, from the hip of the original garage formula, as if post-punk never happened. ย They cut their teeth playing Ramones songs at squats and beach parties, spreading their love for surfboards and punk rock. Tommy Ramone stated on the lineages of the youth culture, โ€œpunk rock had to come along because the rock scene had become so tame that [acts] like Billy Joel and Simon and Garfunkel were being called rock and roll, when to me and other fans, rock and roll meant this wild and rebellious music. By 1973, I knew that what was needed was some pure, stripped down, no bullshit rock ‘n’ roll.โ€ And from the off of Five things this notion resonates to modern day.

Image: Alex Poni

But it doesnโ€™t allow you time to contemplate any of this, it doesnโ€™t wait for you to come up for air, it doesnโ€™t causally drift in, and it certainly doesnโ€™t stop to excuse itself. It detonates eight under three-minute tunes of punk noise in your face before youโ€™ve time to take cover, and while their energy might leave adolescents jittery and flabbergasted, craving for what they consider a crazy new sound, punk diehards will wink with acknowledgement and welcome its blissful eruption with open arms.

While you wonโ€™t find this mini-album settling down to a ballad, or suddenly branching out to experimentation, as time passes obvious influences of Patti Smith and the Ramones slip into elements of Joan Jett and the B52โ€™s fashioned rockabilly, but remain elusive at best. Mostly of what you have here is no nonsense, high-energy, fuzz box punk rock n roll with a calling to its roots, and in this much, it absolutely rocks my world!

Recorded mostly live in the studio with no overdubs, mixed by analogue master Roberto Villa on 2โ€ tape, and mastered by Detroit garage-punk guru Jim Diamond, these eight songs testify that these girls are no Dolce Vita. Time to forget your Busted and Blink 182s; punk has never been so retro or raw since its incarnation, the opening for Smalltown Tigers is gaping.


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Devizes Issues Wants You!

Dubiously biased and ruled with an iron fist, the mighty admin of the once popular Devizes Facebook group, Devizes Issues, is using the iconic Greatโ€ฆ

Who Broke into Joyrobberโ€™s Car?!

Poor Joyrobber, got his car broken into, on his birthday too, but avenged them in song! Requiem for my Car Window is this mysterious characterโ€™sโ€ฆ

Lady Nade; Sober!

Dry January, anyone? Well, Lady Nade just plunged into an outdoor 4ยฐC eucalyptus sauna for a social media reel. But whilst I’d require a stiffโ€ฆ

Massimoโ€™s; Locale Pizza Paradiso

Talking Pizza today, why? Why not?

Who remembers BTโ€™s friends & family scheme in the nineties, reducing call charges for five selected favourite phone numbers? If you didnโ€™t submit your favs, BT would select them on your behalf based on calls to the number you made the most. Mine, living in Swindon at the time, Iโ€™ll confess, went: 1. my mum and dad, 2. my best mate, and 3. Dominoโ€™s Pizza. Four mayโ€™ve been a girlfriend, itโ€™s dubious but not impossible!

Some years later I moved to Marlborough, where given Ask, Pizza Express and so many others operate today, you couldnโ€™t get a pizza for love nor money. Enter the incredible, if slightly hazardous, Fronkie Fritzheimer, a legend in his own time. From his own kitchen and later progressing to working out of the football club, a move only the fire brigade grumbled about, he serviced Marlboroughโ€™s pizza lovers with, darn it, some of the most heavenly pizzas to have blessed my lips.

Fronkie on the move in the late 90s.

I posted on a Marlborough Facebook group, to see if bods recall his presence, or if I dreamed it, and much to my delight, while Fronkie moved to pastures new some years ago, his memory is stamped as firmly in Marlboroughโ€™s cultural history as the Earl of Cardigan. From an A4 photocopied leaflet weโ€™d regularly phone our order, and some weeks after his arrival, the delivery operative arrived at our door with complimentary desserts. โ€œBetween you and the rugby club,โ€ they thanked us without jest, โ€œare our best customers yet!โ€ We were honoured, proud we ate as much pizza as an entire rugby club!

My case study justified; trust, I know a good pizza when I see/smell or taste one, from a distance of anything up to three hundred yards. With Fronkie fertig, me now living in the Vizes, and Dominoโ€™s, face it, is an acquired taste, there was a social media much ado about nothing concerning news of Pizza Express closing in town, which left me wondering why. I am sorry to hear the news for the sake of the staff, but with mixed reviews in the comments, some moaning of the loss is bemusing to me, and Iโ€™d wager to anyone else who has sampled a Massimo pizza.

Pizza Express closing is not the end of the world, as overpriced as the mighty Dominos anyway, unless with the latter you take out an offer, where youโ€™re bundled with a pot of watery coleslaw or barely-cooked fries which droop like an impotent greasy baboonโ€™s todger! Iโ€™ve moved on from Dominoโ€™s, as you can see by my unpolished comparison, Iโ€™ve matured.

No, no, no; Massimos will cost you no more, but it is a house of quality, and I guarantee youโ€™ll taste the difference, heck, youโ€™ll smell the difference through the box! If it wasnโ€™t such a generous portion and the sort of taste you have to savour, making it filling, Iโ€™d probably have eaten the box too.

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Look, see here, this is no advertorial, theyโ€™ve no idea Iโ€™m writing this, much to their surprise. Buying local and all that aside, Massimo makes one tasty, fresh pizza, with topping to die for and even the crust is moreish. Heโ€™s undoubtedly stolen my homegrown crown from Fronkie. And lockdown is not stopping them, takeaway is available. Itโ€™s a crying shame thereโ€™s a ristorante left unopened until a better day, a day I was waiting for until I wrote a review for them, but sadly seems weโ€™ve lost the immediate opportunity once more.

So, think this not as a review, do I look like, Jay Rayner? Actually, donโ€™t answer that. Just saying, I love a Massimoโ€™s pizza, the family does, Iโ€™d wager Devizions-in-know do. Treat yourself, thereโ€™s a full menu to takeaway, the lasagne, ah, the lasagne, speaks for itself. You can call them 01380 724007, message them on Facebook, or, thereโ€™s a little bell at the door in Swan Yard, just ring it when theyโ€™re open, 5-8:30pm. Theyโ€™re fantastically welcoming and will bring you takeaway Ring Donuts, Nutella Donuts, Cartoccio with sweet Ricotta filled, Nutella Croissants, any two for three quidโ€ฆ whoa, I apologise; getting a tad over-excited. But, right, the guy won the coveted Gold Star for 2020 for his own Napoletano sauce; how much more convincing do you need?!

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The Unforgettable Film Scores of Ennio Morricone

Ever seen those videos where some clever-clogs takes out the music to a film clip and it immediately loses all clout? It makes one realise how dependant the film is to the music, how, without it, thereโ€™s hardly any emotion, and in turn is symbolic of how music can emotionally move us.

None so much when evoking emotions such as fear or suspense, when the creepy music starts youโ€™re edging on the sofa, feeling for the protagonist, you are beside the sacred little girl in the haunted house, or the cop seeking out the hiding villain in the disused warehouse, dreading what might be around the next corner. Take the film score out and youโ€™d be like, yeah, whatever.

Saddened then to hear of the passing of Ennio Morricone yesterday, the Italian composer and conductor, best known for his work on Sergio Leoneโ€™s great westerns, The Dollar Trilogy. Though the films this prolific composer scored the music for are too many to name. Born in 1928 in Trastevere, Rome, when Italy was under fascist rule, Ennioโ€™s father was a professional trumpet player and consequently, was the first instrument the young Ennio picked up. At just six he began writing his first compositions.

By the early 1950s he was composing pieces for radio plays, incorporating American influences, and also playing jazz and pop for the Italian broadcasting service, RAI. From Paul Anka to the Pet Shop Boys he has orchestrated many a pop song, but Ennioโ€™s first love was film scores. After several, his association with Sergio Leone begun in 1964. Hard to imagine now he created those masterpieces of grandeur and suspense with a limited orchestra, the budget wouldnโ€™t stretch to a full one. He used effects such as gunshots and cracking whips, and the new Fender electric guitar. Yet they will never be forgotten, and his work here expanded the possibilities and paved the way for progressive techniques in film scores.

Spaghetti Westerns would never be the same again, but neither would the benchmark for all film scores. Yet Ennio never left Italy, and never learned English, but still went onto working with hundreds of directors, including John Boorman, John Huston, Terrence Malick and Roland Joffรฉ, even Roman Polanski and Quentin Tarantino.