Dubiously biased and ruled with an iron fist, the mighty admin of the once popular Devizes Facebook group, Devizes Issues, is using the iconic Great War โLord Kitchener Wants Youโ recruitment poster by Alfred Leete to plead for volunteer moderators; jump to it, comrades!
Why? Wouldnโt a picture of some Care Bears, or an AI image of some mugs with frustrated expressions be more suitable? Meanwhile, admins of the alternative group, Devizes Issues (but bitter) are asking, โerm, any1 no like what is, a, like, moderator?โย
Tragically, it’s estimated 900,000 British lives were lost during the first world war, and the poster played its part in convincing young people to sign their own death warrants. To pastiche it for such a petty purpose is disturbing, or at least extremely dark humour. Though it proves either the admin hasnโt lost his unsettling sense of humour under all the pressure, or heโs flipped on a Trump level and intends to invade the Potterne Pages Facebook page for reasons of national security!
You might think youโre only signing up to delete the occasional lefty meme, but youโll be handed a tin hat and rifle, and be ordered to march towards The Patch, just you wait and see!
Coincidently the town councillor admin of Devizes Issues has banned a similar number, simply for having a differing opinion on a subject, or using vulgar words, like poo, Gary Lineker, or Devizine. Face it, your king, country and local Facebook group needs youโฆ.to ban your besties; do your duty and enlist now!
I’ve been banned, you’ve been banned, we’ve all been triggered by the obsessive Conservative propaganda on the group at least once, which resulted in the chip on the shoulder unashamedly displayed herein, and a lifetime ban; he thrives on the power trip like General Ludendorff inhaling his super-strength gas in the Wonder Woman movie. Haven’t seen it yet? Thatโs because you spend too much time sucking up to admin on local Facebook groups, you fascist booklicker!
Occasionally, it’s an urban myth that someone will hand him a little bag of Haribo, he’ll cheer up for a whole three seconds and invite the odd Facebook user back in; โvewy well. I shall welease… Wodewick!โ If you’ve been bestowed this honour you’ll know how exciting it feels to be suddenly wanted again. I congratulate you, suggest you’re ideal for the important role, though I fear there’s little chance of it ever happening to me; ashamed I hold my head in my hands, cry here in my own little corner of freedom.
But I don’t envy him for running a group akin to a Devizes GB News, it canโt be an easy task, bless his cotton socks. If it were me I’d be sorry I started the fiasco now, do the right thing and archive the virulent exercise. Especially being the group isn’t as labelled. It’s not a local issues group at all, rather the prime issue in Devizes itself, a not very cleverly disguised conflict of interests and only a platform for Conservative campaigning. Perhaps if it labelled itself appropriately people wouldnโt mock it so, and he might not need recruits to moderate it; vicious circle, but the best laugh today on an otherwise toxic social media platform.
On the day the first Ukraine refugees arrive in Devizes, and government shockingly announces its intentions to set up concentration camps for illegal refugees in Rwanda, it seems Devizes Town Councillor Iain Wallis has played his small part in the hypocrisy, by banning the Facebook page Love Devizes Covid19 Support from his large and influential group, Devizes Issues.…..
Love Devizes Covid19 Support was set up at the beginning of the pandemic, its ethos to enable โthe people of Devizes to support, inspire and strengthen one another,โ has seen volunteers running needed shopping and prescription trips for those self-isolating, manning advise phone lines, has advised and assisted with the vaccine rollout at the Corn Exchange, and has been a pillar of support in our community.
As the focus on the pandemic is gradually easing, the group has partially turned its attention onto the Ukraine crisis, extending a warm hand of advice and support for those entering the Devizes area, fleeing war-torn zones, and those taking in refugees. It continues to support the community too, helping to create and promote the Devizes Living Room, a social gathering group which meets in the Shambles.
The Facebook group not to be confused with many others of similar names, has come under scrutiny of bias and censorship beyond its set out rules and regulations; heck, I was banned and so too has the Devizine page for hinting Boris Johnson may not be the deity heโs made out to be! So, yeah, Iโll confess some bitterness, because at best what Devizes Issues has done is create a worthy forum of local matters. It remains open to political debate on local and international matters, and encourages members to participate in such discussions. Though it appears more and more the group will not tolerate anyone disagreeing with admin, but to outright ban a community group created to help those most in need is seriously counterproductive to the reason it exists, surely?!
Admin, Councillor Iain Wallis has not given comment reasoning the ban at this time, but I would encourage the group decides its precise purpose and not pose as an impartial community group when quite clearly it holds an agenda, for whatever that reasoning is, intended to block community support groups. Holy Moly, the issue in Devizes is the Devizes Issues; itโs all getting a bit Jackie Weaver out here!
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Dubiously biased and ruled with an iron fist, the mighty admin of the once popular Devizes Facebook group, Devizes Issues, is using the iconic Greatโฆ
A Saturday afternoon, Iโm trying to watch the new Boba Fett Star Wars series here, and whatโs more important, I ask you; me being fair and impartial about a Handforth-Parish-Council-Zoom-meeting style squabble between Devizes Town Councillors, or the fate of the Tusken Raiders now the Huttโs legacy has concluded on Tatooine?!
Itโs rhetorical, full gone conclusion, yet being without endorsement I was quoted in local rag The Gazelle & Herod, I feel about as moderately involved as Salacious was in Return of the Jedi (heโs the giggling jester gremlin who lives in the folds of Jabbaโs flab.)
To quote Obi-Wan, โI felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened!โ No shit, Jedi; Devizes Town Council are trying to stop councillors posting so much as an amusing meme on social media, or least thatโs the talk on social media, initiated by a town councillor!
Between North Ward Conservative Iain Wallis stating his case within the confines of his own Facebook group, Devizes Issues, Iโm also chatting with East Ward Conservative Johnathan Hunter, in a kinda east coast/north side stand off. Iโve told them both what they need is a nice, Labour speaker to settle the score, but neither rose to the bait; typical Tories!
To begin I took Iainโs opinion as red, supporting his gallant efforts to project the happenings within DTC, as other councillors donโt use social media with quite the same efficiency. But Johnathan, concerned the local rag went to town with a one-sided scoop, โa half-story without the full facts and presented them in a way which couldnโt be further from the truth,โ claimed, โthe last thing anyone wants are restrictions in free speech or any type of so-called gagging, which would be absolutely unacceptable as well as plainly ridiculous.โ
Yeah, thatโs what I was going with, ridiculous. Ridiculouso, because while theyโre squabbling between themselves over usage of social media, one has to ponder if theyโre dealing with the issues theyโre supposed to be dealing with; my nan would say โIโll bash yer bleedinโ โeads together,โ cos she resolved conflicts that way, thatโs why there were never conflicts in the family.
Jonathan continued, he โwould never oppose the use of social media. No one wants draconian restrictions or censorship; however, no single person should control the narrative.Iain provides excellent updates and info on social media, but is selective with rules and posts. Iโm not a Guardian but there are some good people who want good stuff for the town. I think with social media groups there should be a more open approach and less controlling if counter views donโt suit a particular narrative.โ
So, according to Johnathan, no one objected to a deadlock on social media usage, rather suggested it was controlled with equality for all councillors, and this has been blown out of proportion. โTotally blown!โ he responded.
Devizes Town Council proudly announces on its website: In March 2020 the Council was re-accredited with a Quality Gold Award – which it has held since 2015 – demonstrating it delivers its services in a way which is at the forefront of best practice by achieving an excellent standard in community governance, community leadership and performance management.
Ah, thatโs nice, but what of it, if the public doesnโt know what services it actually delivers? Where can you find out whatโs happening at DTC?
Thereโs a website, with PDFs of minutes. Can I get the minutes of the meeting involving this outcry? โThe 2017 policy is on the council website,โ Johnathan tells me, โBut as the proposals havenโt been approved, they are not in the public domain.โ Itโs a far slower process than despatching a Tweet, and besides, youโve got to go find it, rather than it splash in your face via your phone.
I told Iain, โFolk don’t come (to meetings) as I suspect they believe they’ll succumb to hours of โarticle 234 on the agenda, Reg Smith wants to erect a weathercock on his shed…. type stuff. Ergo, we need a summary, which is exactly what you do, and most would be in favour of that, logically.โ
โThere is definitely a place for an officially DTC line and it should be on their Facebook page,โ Iain replied. โDTC social media presence has improved significantly since the new community engagement manager took up her post.โ Though compare Devizes Town Councilโs Facebook pageโs 1,073 likes, and 123 followers on Twitter, with Devizes Issuesโ 14K members, understandable Mr Wallisโ posts there have tenfold the clout of DTC posting on its own page.
What they need is to take a leaf from Iainโs book, create a flourishing “group” rather than a “page” as it’s more open to discussion, and anyone can contribute. Then, and only then, can DTC say please keep social media posts about council matters on the DTC group. Jonathan agrees, โit needs to be improved.โ
Hopeful if done it would put an end to the pettiness? Yeah, right. Iain gives me a โhoweverโ; โI think there is also the case for individual councillors to speak. We are not one council and we are not all bound to think and speak in the same way. We are bound by democratically made decisions but we donโt have to like them.We should be able to engage with the public and give our own views separately to the councilโs official position.โ
Totally agree with Iain on this one, though on their own platform rather than one they have created for โgeneral purpose.โ As the dispute of the impartiality of Devizes Issues is never-ending, it is up to the individual to note he controls that particular powerful Facebook page, and what is published are not agreements made by the entire council; akin to national media, who knows what to believe anymore?
Jonathanโs key concern is that, โan article has been written in the G&H and also posted by Iain, grossly exaggerating potential proposals and is therefore misinforming the public by using headlines like gagging order. The draft policy hasnโt even been debated and agreed in the relevant committee in Council.โ
In a heartfelt counter-article placed on other local Facebook groups, which Johnathan says heโs โnot allowed to share elsewhere,โ he calls thereโs โnever been any intention to restrict debate, free speech or social media interaction – itโs crucial to have an ongoing conversation within the community and for the community.โ
โWhat a sound social media policy would look like is one when no single individual controls the narrative, and/or censors free speech claiming that it doesnโt fit into the rules as it doesnโt suit a particular narrative. Many organisations are reviewing their social guidelines to also move forward with the times, especially in a world of misinformation.โ
Newly elected in May last year, what we know of him is his hard-working community projects particularly during lockdown, in planning and committee responsibilities, his focus on building better provision for young people, and involvement in Greening Projects. โHowever,โ he states, โI am not involved in any schemes to restrict free speech, censorship or that crass term โgagging order.โโ
What we have here is a storm in a teacup, intended to belittle parts of the council by other sides. In my honest opinion, the argument is crass and misinforming, but not reflective of the good and hard work councillors are really doing behind the scenes.
Though those behind-the-scenes points need to be publicised impartially better than it is, and folk need to be made aware what theyโre reading is the view of one councillor only when taking information from the Devizes Issues. Weโve covered the bias there in the past, my conclusion is, intentional or unintentional there is, despite denial from admin. It came to apex when I myself was banned for proposing it was wrong for the taxpayer to fork out the millions for the PCC re-election, and I stand by that notion as proof of censorship.
Same here I confess, if you were to suggest Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was right to manipulate the battle of Geonosis to escalate the Clone Wars, Iโd have you banned, outright!
But in the Star Wars universe one councillor would saunter into The Mos Eisley cantina, and with one bout of laser gun battle would solve the problem, and thatโs not usually the way it works in Devizes. โDevizes town council meetings actually sound that bit more exciting than I projected here,โ I added to Iainโs musings on the episode, โdo we bring our own weapons or are they provided?โ It got two laughing emojis, which was all I was after, really, I donโt expect this to be solved anytime soon.
Might as well go for all three trilogies in one, and send yourself to a galaxy far far away than wait for a conclusion to this!
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Iโd always imagined a virtual reality internet, but honestly, with Facebook, sorry Meta, (which incidentally sounds like the name of a hard rock magazine,) announcing it will create one, has to bring about an element of slight concern. Itโs not just since Zuckerberg has made the billionaire club his liberal stance has warped into the ultimate conservatism, rather judging by the content and actions of users on Facebook, theyโre best hidden behind a screen.
Donโt get me wrong, I love Facebook, addicted to the bloody thing, canโt keep my fingers off it. I check it at breakfast, lunch and tea. I check it on the loo; if I liked your status today, I probably didnโt actually read it, rather I accidently clicked it while rescuing my phone from the u-bend. I check it night and day, and when Iโm asleep my dreams come over as a newsfeed.
Like many others my initial reaction to the news was jaw-dropping, I was held in awe. The more I think about it, though, I beg you consider, your Facebook feed, in realityโฆ…
If an actual place, Facebookland would be, best guess, an irrelevantly violent place, with a lot of obnoxious bigots. Think how many peopleโs comments you read make you wish you could punch them on the nose, praise be the day you could do it.
As soon as you arrive in Facebookland numpties will be thrusting dishes of food in your face, not offering you any, rather just to show you what theyโre eating. โLook at what my wife made!โ Theyโll bellow, โlook at what I got at Nandos;โ for crying out loud.
Cats and other pets will be everywhere, doing cute stunts, and people will demand you watch them. The skyline will be filled with billboards of misinformation and propaganda in block capitals and primary school grammatical errors. Every book or newspaper will be in emoji, everyone will be shouting, few people somehow liking, but not really listening, because theyโre too busy doing their own shouting.
Opinionated keyboard warriors you can punch, Facebookland would resemble a Tekken tag team tournament more than real life. Iโd give Greta Thunberg about thirty seconds in there. Endless chains of people, stopping you to ask if you know what time Lidl is open, can you recommend a carpet fitter, or asking if you know what the handbrake light on their car means. If anything, the internet has lessened idle chitchat between strangers on the street, and you want to head back into a virtual realm where it perpetually occurs? Youโll be late for work every morning.
Late for work because fifty people stopped you on the street to thrust a photograph of a renowned philosopher in your face, only to ramble off some supposed inspirational quote you doubt they even said. Late because you had a dying need to discover your Star Wars bounty hunter name, by melding letters from your postcode with the name of your first pet, and returning home to find someone ransacked your flat and emptied your piggy bank.
No need for a police force, face it, everyone is a cop, everyone is a robber. Power-hungry group admins acting like bouncers at the door of a nightclub, spammers saunter town like chuggers, eavesdropping your every word. Whisper the word trampoline, I double-dare you, and a hundred frenzied trampoline salesmen will mob you.
My last Facebook Messenger request was a message from a total stranger who felt the need to tell me her โvagina was very beautiful.โ For reasons of account privacy, I ignored it, I get similar messages racing through my spam filter daily. Another one said, โIโm naked, without my clothes,โ which in itself is either presumptuous, assuming I donโt know the definition of the word naked, or they have devised some ingenious method of being clothed and naked simultaneously. Imagine these in real life, itโd be harder to ignore. Youโre walking with the wife, and a woman saunters up to you to tell you her vagina was beautiful; where do you look?
Alongside this constant red-light district, life for the beautiful would be an endless building site, where wolf-whistles and chauvinistic taunts ring out perpetually. Thereโs a cathedral of far-right knuckle-draggers and a flat Earth theorists beach cafรฉ; are they the kind of Facebook users I really wish to bump into on the street?
Child free too, Facebookland, teenagers all live separately in Instagramville and Tik-Tok Town, twerking and kicking each otherโs doors. The entire day spent in the park choregraphing a Kayne West move, where bikini-clad chicks are pranked by a twentysomething so-called magician, else trying to craft a diamond sword in a pixilated universe, while a Superman skin is kicking the butts of innocent bystanders on an urban street.
Guess youโll find me at the gig, where I donโt need put my beer down to clap at the end of the song, just fire off a handclapping emoji. And every so often, people ignore you, because theyโre busy checking their real self in some far-off realm called reality, where everyone lives in a plastic box floating in the ocean; itโll never catch on, least not until 2030.
And weโll eat, imaginary humus and iceberg lettuce, drink nettle tea and be merrily, liking each otherโs status updates in real time, remembering those sadly passed over to the other side, Twitter Island; we had to let him go, by the end he was talking in hashtags.
And you thought a holographic Abba concert was annoyingly cutting edge.
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