Milton Jones; Deadpan in Devizes

Mock the Weekโ€™s recurring panellist and Radio 4 comedian Milton Jones stood on the stage of Devizes Corn Exchange on Friday, with the setter, โ€œitโ€™s great to be here, in the past!โ€ And thereafter, everything which came from his mouth was utterly hilarious. Thank you Devizes Arts Festival, a fine chortling choice; Iโ€™m still chuckling nowโ€ฆ..

Our antiquated town, the maturity of the audience and the country bumpkin stereotype had already been fired at us from the support comics, all in the name of banter. Slight heckling with calculated precision mightโ€™ve offset these London comedians, who seemingly learnt no lesson from the backfiring of Francis Groseโ€™s quips which spawned the moonraker fable. Yet, with the timing perfection of Spike Milligan, God of Funny, Milton couldโ€™ve said anything youโ€™d consider corny from the mouth of another comedian, and still come up trumps.

I could debate all day that if Milton thinks our town is old-fashioned, so too is his humour, and neither are bad things. While surreal conceptually, Milton delivers deadpan puns based on wordplay, and while genius, the lengthy observational storytelling of Dave Allen, Billy Connolly or Richard Pyror, and the madcap and shock factors of eighties alternative comedians like Mayall and Edmondson, for Milton, appears omitted in favour of the previous generationโ€™s one-liner joke telling. Even the hair suggests Ken Dodd.

Milton neurotically fumbles with the microphone stand, but not his wordplay. As is his bed hair, any emotional instability or self-doubt is part of the act; he has us under his spell from the off. You couldnโ€™t help but laugh out loud at the absurdity of his thought-process. Iโ€™m now of the opinion his manipulation of language and layered humour is second to none currently in comedy. He has nearly as many relatives as jokes, each one with their own punchline funnier than the next.

Some gags he divided into repeat opening lines, โ€œisnโ€™t it awkward whenโ€ฆโ€ or in evaluating the audienceโ€™s reactions with pretend test jokes, and he occasionally returned to a thought, but each gag was separated by subject so vastly, and fired as fast as bullets, the mind boggled to keep up, and ordered minimal laughter relapse in fear of missing the next punchline. I could recite some gags, but Iโ€™d just ruin them; Milton is proof delivery is the crucial element.

The first support, Dave Vaughn, however either failed to assess the audience or didnโ€™t have the arsenal prepped to adapt. What mightโ€™ve appealed to his peers, a younger city audience didnโ€™t wash here unfortunately. Maths, a subject he came out with, was mildly amusing, but this matured audience isnโ€™t going to identify with nostalgic observations of growing up in the nineties; that was yesterday to them!

Finishing on Trump jokes I hoped, for his sake, would elevate reaction, but they werenโ€™t refined, nor as risque as they could have been, as if Dave was holding out on provocation in fear of being overly offensive, which he might have gotten away with in his comfort zone. He repeatedly said โ€œyeah,โ€ to compensate for โ€œplease giggle,โ€ but Trump is his own joke, and just because the audience might look Conservative, doesn’t mean they needed modesty in this matter.

In many ways the compere was better than Dave, but he too felt like he had landed on an alien planet and was expected to entertain the natives. Milton called it later, โ€œisnโ€™t it awkward whenโ€ฆโ€

Thankfully this pattern was erased by the quirky dressed alternative girl in the middle. Undisputed UK Pun Champion Adele Cliff may not have fitted with the Arts Festival attendees, but would in the wider Wiltshire demographic, hippychick!

And she certainly delighted them. A self-confessed nerd, whatever Adele sourced she turned into magic, even corny quips, or geeky subjects like Doctor Who and Toy Story were delivered so perfectly, it produced the desired effect. I loved her, the audience found her hilarious as she lifted the spirit in preparation for Milton with stars, cherries and everything on top. Combined with Milton, they made my drizzly week, because laughter is the best medicine.

Another great night in Devizes, thanks to The Devizes Arts Festival. Today, Nothing Rhymes With Orange make their hometown reunion, and Iโ€™ve been hopeful it will attract a younger audience to the delights of our arts festival; we wait in anticipation, just wishing Milton could see it, for these lads originate from Devizes, and are the future.


REVIEW โ€“ Devizes Arts Festival โ€“ Sue Stockdale @ St. Johnโ€™s Assembly Room, Devizes 3rd June 2023

An Adventurous Mindset

Andy Fawthrop

On to Day 2 of the Arts Festival, and something a little different. Thatโ€™s the good thing about a two-week festival like this โ€“ thereโ€™s something in there for everyone. And this afternoonโ€™s offering featured a very adventurous soul, who was keen to relate what sheโ€™d learnt in the course of her travels.

Saturday afternoon in a church assembly room is not one of my usual haunts, but listening to Sue Stockdale was a very good reason to be here. Scot Sue comes with an enviable pedigree โ€“ not only is she a polar adventurer and motivational speaker, sheโ€™s also spent much of her life not only exploring the worldโ€™s most remote and hostile environments (including Greenland, Antarctica, and Chile), sheโ€™s also thought long and hard about what motivates her, and what the wider lessons are.

Her initial inspiration is excitement and adventure, but I guess anyone could say that. What makes Sue interesting is the way sheโ€™s translated that inspiration into solid and specific action, developing new skills along the way, together with both physical and mental resilience. The challenges have not always been obvious or straightforward โ€“ for example, how do you raise the money to fund your adventures? How do you deal with the ecological impact of what you do? How do you develop the necessary team-work skills to make an expedition work?

In 1996, Sue became the first British woman to reach the magnetic North Pole and, aside from sharing some of her photos and experiences, she was keen to relate how the team kept sane, conserved energy, developed working routines, and overcame the navigational challenges of such an undertaking.

It was at times an Old Skool slide presentation but, mixed in with video clips, and a light-hearted and engaging delivery style, she kept her audience enthralled right through until it was time for the Q&A at the end. Fascinating stuff โ€“ entertaining, interesting and, yes, motivating. For people like me, who struggle to get their act together to even get out of The Vize these days, it was a true lesson in how to really get oneโ€™s arse in gear.

Copies of Sueโ€™s latest book EXPLORE: A Life of Adventure are available for purchase at Devizes Books.

The Devizes Arts Festival continues, with events every day, until Saturday 17th June. The full programme of events, times and prices is available online.

Tickets can be booked at Devizes Books or online at www.devizesartsfestival.org.uk


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