Devizes’ Town Crier wins National Championship in Rye

I arrived in Rye as a town crier with two months in the job. I left as the winner of the 73rd National Town Criersโ€™ Championship, still slightly stunned and with a new title to consider: Disney Dowager.

My footwear may have added to the title. I had chosen high-heeled, green, glittery boots. The cobbles soon made me question that decision, but the compliments from women around my age made the wobbling worthwhile. One woman told me I was like a Disney princess for older women. โ€œDisney Dowager?โ€ I suggested, she laughed and said “Disney Queen!”… Iโ€™ll take either.

My Glittery Green Boots

Iโ€™ve been thinking a lot about my role and what it means to both me and the community, I want to respect the past but also with an eye to the future I donโ€™t wish to just be a tourist attraction I want to effect change and inspire both young girls and older women like me. I want older women to know they can still take up space, make themselves heard and refuse to become invisible. Being Devizesโ€™ first female Town Crier is one way I can do that, preferably in glittery boots no matter how much they hurt!

As well as my flashy footwear my beautiful bespoke nature inspired tricorn By Nellie Pitts of The Hatstand Millinery also made it’s first appearance.

My Bespoke Tricorn (Photo (C) Tony Ham 2026)

My handsome consort and husband, Moray Macdonald, deserves special mention. He held my hand as I negotiated the cobbles, while also braving the peal of hand bells and the drums despite the risk of aggravating his tinnitus. He is always a brilliant support to me and Iโ€™m so grateful for that.

My Consort Moray Macdonald Watches me Cry (Photo (C) KT Bruce)

The competition took place in the Gun Gardens beneath Ryeโ€™s ancient Ypres Tower. I was one of only three women among the 15 criers. Our task was to give two cries, a home cry and a themed cry. The three “OYEZ! ” and “GOD SAVE THE KING!” are an obligatory part of the 120-word limit.

My Home Cry

For the Home Cry, I had the easy task of celebrating Devizes. Rye and Devizes turned out to have some things in common: both are hilltop towns with a history of smugglers. Rye had its smugglers; Devizes has the Moonrakers, who, as we know, were caught raking out contraband booze by the excisemen so pretended to be stupid yokels who had mistaken the moonโ€™s reflection for a giant cheese which they were trying to retrieve!

The judging considered volume, clarity, diction, content and inflection: not simply how loudly you can call, but how clearly and expressively you can make a cry land. After lunch at the famous Mermaid Inn, we processed back to the gardens for a fun โ€œHave a Goโ€ section, where kids and members of the public were allowed to try and ring a bell and shout OYEZ!

Then came the final themed cry, โ€œServiceโ€. I was glad to include a thank you to the RNLI. With Rye so close to the sea, it felt an especially fitting place to recognise those who risk their lives to help others.

As the result were read out, I had convinced myself I wasnโ€™t going to win, I was up against some very experienced and talented criers many of whom had won a few times including Calneโ€™s Town Crier Mark Wylie . So, you can imagine my ‘flab’ was very much ‘ghasted’ when my name was called out, ( I may have issued an expletive!). To win against such strong competition, particularly after such a short time in the job, felt like a huge achievement. The other criers could have made a newcomer feel out of her depth; instead, they were warm, kind and encouraging throughout. I felt welcomed by them from the start.

Previous Winner Town Crier of Calne, Mark Wylie

My thanks go to Paul Edward Goring and his deputy Town Crier, Annabelle Ansell, who also did a brilliant job as MCs throughout the day, their throats must have been shredded! Thanks also to Rye Town Council; and to photographers KT and Martin Bruce and Tony Ham for capturing the weekend.

Town Crier Of Rye Paul Edward Goring Giving us a Ghost Tour

Devizes has a special place in the story of the national championship. On 23 February 1912, the townโ€™s Market Place hosted the first Town Criersโ€™ Championship of Great Britain. It was known as the โ€œBattle of the Bellmenโ€, after Billy Law, Horshamโ€™s town crier, challenged criers from across the country to test their voices. Thousands turned out to watch, and Law won the title, along with a championship bell and a ยฃ5 prize.

Billy Law Winner of the First Town Crier Competition Held in Devizes in 1912

More than a century later, I am proud to add my voice to that history and represent Devizes. I hope the championship returns one day, with the Market Place filled again with criers, bells and crowds celebrating the character and history of our varied towns. The โ€œBattle of the Bellmenโ€ would sound rather different now: nearly a third of the around 250 UK town criers are women, including Marlborough Town crier Emma Kimber, so there would be plenty of bell women among the voices ringing out across Devizes.

All The Town Criers and Consorts (Photo (c) Tony Ham 2026)

Oh and before you ask yes of course, I took my trophy to bed!


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Just another rainy Saturday afternoon in Devizes, whereby I watched a profound fellow dramatically sacrifice himself to the devil, then popped to Morrisons for a Toblerone! The supermarket felt insignificant and plastic after the epic conclusion of Doctor Faustus at the Wharf Theatre, which opens on Monday 26th and runs until Saturday 31st Januaryโ€ฆ..

Treated to the final dress rehearsal, as our regular theatrical scribe Ian Diddams is stuffing a bucketload of Rice Krispies in this one, of which one couldnโ€™t fail to notice! Marvellous as it is to pay Devizesโ€™ one and only cosy theatre a visit, it leaves me in the dilemma that Iโ€™ve not the extensive theatre knowledge which Ian has, therefore, you have to make do with me simply saying what I like, or donโ€™t.

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In this case itโ€™s the former. My mind is, with its lack of education for classic theatre, still contemplating exactly how fantastic director Liz Seabourne and her team has presented this astounding play, and the more it boggles the greater the levels of fantastic I unearth, converting me to thespian; hand me some white tights! Even though the character Dr Faustus is damned, this is another damn fine production from our wonderful theatre, rich in lighting effects, amazing costumes and makeup, and a sublime original soundtrack from our master of electronica, Moray McDonald.

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Born Catholic, English sixteenth century playwright Christopher โ€œKitโ€ Marlowe, of whom scholars suggest greatly influenced Shakespeare, was reputed to be an atheist and thereโ€™s a lot in the content of Dr Faustus which implies this. Whilst it doesnโ€™t criticise religion outright in the modern sense, it certainly lampoons it, with the Pope getting a kick up the backside, for example.

Dr John Faustus condemns the academics of the science and philosophy of his era and justifies turning his hand to the dark arts, but religion he cannot escape from. Played with certain perfection by Pete Wallis, Faustus is tricky to relate to, a Renaissance egotistical Germanic tyrant, characteristics usually reserved for an antagonist; I wondered if Trump might identify with him better than I. Yet, there’s something humble about his yearning, in his curious nature for the unorthodox, to fulfil a quest of celebrity status, like a sixteenth century Vanilla Ice. Still, I couldnโ€™t help feeling the ponce made his bedโ€ฆ.  

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Bit dodgy, he summons a human-despising conceited demon, Mephistopheles, played with absolute magnificence by Charlotte Howard. Mephistopheles acts as a kind of Cruella de Vil agent to the devil, who encourages Faustus to sign a contract with his blood; his soul for unlimited magic, which he treks the known world with, entertaining Kings and Emperors like Paul Daniels discovered voodoo. Though Mephistopheles is no Debbie McGee. Without too many spoilers, it doesn’t end well for Faustus, who learns thereโ€™s only one way out, once his twenty-four year contract with the devil expires, and itโ€™s not a gold watch.ย 

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If this Elizabethan forbidden thrill-seeker, overloaded with as many theatrical tricks as devils and demons, sounds seriously dark and gothic, it certainly is, but not without hilariously timeless comedy, brilliantly diluting the tragedy. Thereโ€™s occasions when itโ€™s virtually pantomime, when the devil, played with radiant vaudeville evilness by Oli Beech, a far cry from the panto dameโ€™s sidekick at Christmas, personifies the seven deadly sins as a circus cabaret to tempt the Doc, and upon the thievery of one of Faustusโ€™ spell books by two commoners, played side-splittingly like stereotypical moonrakers by Jessica Phillips and Ian Diddams. It is these elements which brings the archaic seriousness down a peg and makes this play equally suitable for those, like me, not so clued up on classic plays.

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As the many earthbound or spiritual side-characters come and go with pace, the thirteen strong performers cover various parts, and those unmentioned so far, Chris Smith, Alison Andre, Emma Comfort, Cathay Chappell, Julie Baker, Paul Snook, Sam Burrows and Amy Chappelle also require the highest of praise; there is so much work put into this, the mind, as I stated earlier, is still boggling. It entertained me, and I strongly suspect it will be some significant time before my mind stops boggling about it, way past the lifespan of the Toblerone!    

Bag yourself some tickets for this HERE, unless you’re a demon!


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