Devizes’ Town Crier wins National Championship in Rye

I arrived in Rye as a town crier with two months in the job. I left as the winner of the 73rd National Town Criersโ€™ Championship, still slightly stunned and with a new title to consider: Disney Dowager.

My footwear may have added to the title. I had chosen high-heeled, green, glittery boots. The cobbles soon made me question that decision, but the compliments from women around my age made the wobbling worthwhile. One woman told me I was like a Disney princess for older women. โ€œDisney Dowager?โ€ I suggested, she laughed and said “Disney Queen!”… Iโ€™ll take either.

My Glittery Green Boots

Iโ€™ve been thinking a lot about my role and what it means to both me and the community, I want to respect the past but also with an eye to the future I donโ€™t wish to just be a tourist attraction I want to effect change and inspire both young girls and older women like me. I want older women to know they can still take up space, make themselves heard and refuse to become invisible. Being Devizesโ€™ first female Town Crier is one way I can do that, preferably in glittery boots no matter how much they hurt!

As well as my flashy footwear my beautiful bespoke nature inspired tricorn By Nellie Pitts of The Hatstand Millinery also made it’s first appearance.

My Bespoke Tricorn (Photo (C) Tony Ham 2026)

My handsome consort and husband, Moray Macdonald, deserves special mention. He held my hand as I negotiated the cobbles, while also braving the peal of hand bells and the drums despite the risk of aggravating his tinnitus. He is always a brilliant support to me and Iโ€™m so grateful for that.

My Consort Moray Macdonald Watches me Cry (Photo (C) KT Bruce)

The competition took place in the Gun Gardens beneath Ryeโ€™s ancient Ypres Tower. I was one of only three women among the 15 criers. Our task was to give two cries, a home cry and a themed cry. The three “OYEZ! ” and “GOD SAVE THE KING!” are an obligatory part of the 120-word limit.

My Home Cry

For the Home Cry, I had the easy task of celebrating Devizes. Rye and Devizes turned out to have some things in common: both are hilltop towns with a history of smugglers. Rye had its smugglers; Devizes has the Moonrakers, who, as we know, were caught raking out contraband booze by the excisemen so pretended to be stupid yokels who had mistaken the moonโ€™s reflection for a giant cheese which they were trying to retrieve!

The judging considered volume, clarity, diction, content and inflection: not simply how loudly you can call, but how clearly and expressively you can make a cry land. After lunch at the famous Mermaid Inn, we processed back to the gardens for a fun โ€œHave a Goโ€ section, where kids and members of the public were allowed to try and ring a bell and shout OYEZ!

Then came the final themed cry, โ€œServiceโ€. I was glad to include a thank you to the RNLI. With Rye so close to the sea, it felt an especially fitting place to recognise those who risk their lives to help others.

As the result were read out, I had convinced myself I wasnโ€™t going to win, I was up against some very experienced and talented criers many of whom had won a few times including Calneโ€™s Town Crier Mark Wylie . So, you can imagine my ‘flab’ was very much ‘ghasted’ when my name was called out, ( I may have issued an expletive!). To win against such strong competition, particularly after such a short time in the job, felt like a huge achievement. The other criers could have made a newcomer feel out of her depth; instead, they were warm, kind and encouraging throughout. I felt welcomed by them from the start.

Previous Winner Town Crier of Calne, Mark Wylie

My thanks go to Paul Edward Goring and his deputy Town Crier, Annabelle Ansell, who also did a brilliant job as MCs throughout the day, their throats must have been shredded! Thanks also to Rye Town Council; and to photographers KT and Martin Bruce and Tony Ham for capturing the weekend.

Town Crier Of Rye Paul Edward Goring Giving us a Ghost Tour

Devizes has a special place in the story of the national championship. On 23 February 1912, the townโ€™s Market Place hosted the first Town Criersโ€™ Championship of Great Britain. It was known as the โ€œBattle of the Bellmenโ€, after Billy Law, Horshamโ€™s town crier, challenged criers from across the country to test their voices. Thousands turned out to watch, and Law won the title, along with a championship bell and a ยฃ5 prize.

Billy Law Winner of the First Town Crier Competition Held in Devizes in 1912

More than a century later, I am proud to add my voice to that history and represent Devizes. I hope the championship returns one day, with the Market Place filled again with criers, bells and crowds celebrating the character and history of our varied towns. The โ€œBattle of the Bellmenโ€ would sound rather different now: nearly a third of the around 250 UK town criers are women, including Marlborough Town crier Emma Kimber, so there would be plenty of bell women among the voices ringing out across Devizes.

All The Town Criers and Consorts (Photo (c) Tony Ham 2026)

Oh and before you ask yes of course, I took my trophy to bed!


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Delaying the Inevitable with Lou Trigg

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New Ladies-Only Club Opens In The Market Place.

A ladies-only club, four gloriously eccentric rooms and a barista in a bowler hat: The Dressing House is anything but ordinary. Devizine contributor Charlotte Howard bought a ticket to its second soft launch to find out what was going on behind the doors…..

Iโ€™d been dying to know what was happening at 40 Market Place ever since I spotted The Dressing House on Instagram, and rushed to buy a ticket as soon as they became available. Numbers were limited to give the new team a chance to settle in. The invitation was intriguingly titled โ€œThe Department of Very Important Outfitsโ€ and said groups and singles were welcome. So I bravely went alone, while my husband dropped me outside and left me to navigate the world of ladies-wot-lunch.

The Grand Staircase

Iโ€™m socially awkward at the best of times, but the team made me feel at home immediately, with a warm welcome and a glass of bubbly thrust into my hand. Then came a tour of four rooms, each decorated in glorious, eclectic, maximalist style.

Welcome Bubbly

Thereโ€™s the main parlour, looking out over Devizes Market Place; the Peacock Room, where colourful clothes are displayed in a rainbow of shades; the Raven Room, dressed in monochrome for more formal events; and the bar, ably run by the token male barista in a bowler hat, radiating reassuringly non-threatening energy.

I quickly made friends and met Jemma and her mum, Sabrina, who lives above the shop and is keen to make new friends in town. I didnโ€™t get to meet Jemmaโ€™s sister Tami, who looks after the work behind the scenes. Jemmaโ€™s young assistants were an absolute delight, and after a good rummage through the rails of gorgeous clothes, we settled down to lunch in the main parlour.

All the clothes are second-hand and available to buy. You can also bring in your own clothes to exchange for credit to spend at The Dressing House. Itโ€™s a brilliant idea for anyone with a wardrobe full of things they no longer wear but canโ€™t quite bear to part with.

Lunch was a charcuterie selection, beautifully arranged on high-tea plates and served with vintage cups. Then the games began. We were each given a character and a mission, and told to dress up using the clothes in the two rooms.

Ladies who lunch, dressed in their costumes
Ladies Who Lunch – In Their Costume

My mission was to play an artist dressing for her first feature in Vogue. Unfortunately, I was too fat for most of the outfits, but I still had a great time putting my former skills as a professional stylist to work, helping everyone else put their looks together. I then shoved a load of flowers into my hair, drew on a monobrow and became Frida Kahlo.

My Costume- An Attempt At Frida Kahlo

Prizes were handed out, more drinks were poured, numbers were exchanged and new friends were made. Before I knew it, the three hours had flown by. My husband was waiting patiently outside to take his inebriated wife home. Apparently there will be the occasional โ€œbring your well-behaved manโ€ night too: the feminist answer to a Masonic ladiesโ€™ night.

It takes guts to turn an idea this big into a real place, and Iโ€™m thrilled to see it happening in our town. Itโ€™s just what Devizes needs. Jemma already has plans to expand into more buildings once The Dressing House outgrows this space.

The Dressing House is welcoming, imaginative and gloriously different. Wishing Jemma, Tami, Sabrina and the whole team every success.


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Devizes Opendoors Starts Regular Woman’s Group

Good to hear homeless and sheltered charity Devizes Opendoors is planning to open a new session every other Tuesday, for women only.

Promising coffee, crafts and pamper sessions, as well as health and wellbeing awareness, it will be the safe space for women in the community to find clothes, common ground, and oh yes, cake! It begins on 8th November from 10am at the Southbroom Centre on Victoria Road.

Great initiative, Opendoors.