McDonalds in East Devizes?!

There’s no fooling you; this headline is Mc-deliberately misleading! There’s not even a burger, just a clickbait sesame seeded pun. I had to grab your attention one way or the other because Devizes East has a town council by-election on 12th November. Such things rarely get a good turnout, but I met the clear favourite of this two horse race, whose surname happens to be MacDonald; that’s my excuse for the foolery, and I’m sticking with itโ€ฆ.

It certainly didn’t feel like I was meeting a prospective councillor, in the Black Swan so close to Halloween, and nothing about it was in any way spooky! In my usual rush I hadn’t prepared any Robin Day fashioned questions, yet artless Devizes Guardian candidate Rosemary MacDonald had minimal sales pitch, and no matter how I phished for sensationalism, she certainly had no intention of returning potshots from the opposition.

I return to report my findings in all honesty (other than the slightly misleading headline!) that, as I suspected, Rosemary is the warm and friendly listener ideal for the position. Professionally, I refrained from inappropriately asking her for a cuddle, but even as a hugger, I wasn’t let down by both her welcoming personality, motivation and her experience! In reflection, I suspect Rosemary figured immediately this isn’t your typical political interview, and professionalism isn’t my forte!

Although neither of us wished to dwell on recent misinformation being spread on social media by the Devizes Conservatives regarding this by-election, it felt important to example it for the purpose of highlighting my ethos; I donโ€™t require, welcome or find it at all necessary to involve national politics in local affairs.

Seemingly in desperation to retain the seat, it does appear unfounded claims and even baseless official complaints have been made by the Conservatives group, intentionally to discredit Rosemary personally, and the Guardiansโ€™ majority over Devizes Town Council, where it is that the realities of the issues highlighted are misinformed, or actually the responsibilities of Wiltshire Council rather than the town council. This highlights the often unscrupulous gameplay, generously funded by the national party, of councillors backed by this national party, praying on voterโ€™s misunderstandings of which local tasks are assigned to which council; donโ€™t be fooled, know your onions!

On the importance of keeping the dirty tactics of national politics out of town councils, Rosemary reflected, โ€œpersonally I think it should, because the town council should be here to serve the people of Devizes, and the powers that the town council have are fixed. A lot of the party political issues are either at county level or national level. And so for Devizes, it’s a case of who’s going to do the best job for the town. There are great people across all parties who would do that, but I think when you’ve got a party political thing coming in from over the top, you’ve got expectations that you’re going to do things in a certain way. And I think the joy of the Guardians is they’re independent. We’re a loose coalition of people who all just want to put Devizes first, and that really appealed to me because I’ve had to spend my whole career being apolitical.โ€

Rosemary worked in Devizes for twelve years running the Wiltshire Community Foundation, where they set up different programmes to support people across the whole county. Later in our chat she exampled one known as One Degree More, a programme for young people to get bursaries. โ€œI’ve had to work with whoever’s in power with the roles that I’ve had at the community foundation,โ€ she explained, โ€œand so I’ve had to work with Conservatives, Liberals, and Labour. So to me, the colour didn’t matter. It was a case of who was fighting for the community itself and who was going to make the best use of the opportunities that the town has.โ€

โ€œThe thing about the local political scene is it’s the end that matters. It’s what are we trying to achieve? And all the arguments seem to happen around the means of how we get there. And that’s fine. You should have a healthy debate and you need people with opinions different to yours, because otherwise you’d just all do the same thing and it might not work. You need people to question and challenge, and that’s absolutely right. But we all should be working from the same ends. There’s no point in having a combative approach. It’s more about, what are you bringing to the table, how does that work, and are you adding to the solution that we need to define?โ€

I should state that leader of the Guardians, Johnathan Hunter was also present. I assumed he was only here to get the teas in, but when he said, โ€œjust to chime in,โ€  he wanted to express how Rosemary’s agenda is all about community. โ€œWe’re not saying that we want to keep national politics out of Devizes,โ€ he said. โ€œWhat we’re saying is, let’s make sure Devizes has a local flavour and purpose. Where that clash comes with national parties is that there’ll be a percolation coming through from the party, a party purpose, which ultimately feeds into local issues and local people, which then discounts local people and local purposes. We always say, the Guardians first and foremost are your neighbours, your friends, local volunteers, working in the town, serving in the town.โ€

The idea, it seemed, is that local issues are not so overcomplicated it requires the time wasting bickering associated with national politics. I sighed at my own example, of Boris Johnson and Jeremey Corbyn unable to compromise, where proactive solutions  went out of the window. โ€œThat’s a really good example,โ€ Rosemary praised, โ€œin their case, they were arguing about the ends because they both wanted a different destination. And I think we don’t have space for that in Devizes. We need to agree on what we want to see. Because it’s not that difficult. Everybody wants a cleaner town, a thriving marketplace. They want loads of opportunities for their young people. They want to have an active, vibrant heritage and arts scene.โ€

Rosemary was keen to add her main reason for moving to Devizes was the arts and โ€œall the things going on.โ€ She spoke about driving here from Westbury to work on New Park Street, โ€œand all I could think was Devizes is an amazing place. There’s so much going on here. And since I’ve been here, I haven’t been disappointed. I still haven’t been to all the things that I want to go to. So I’ve been dipping my toe into various things like the Food Festival, the Arts Festival, and carnival and Lantern Parade. I have yet to see the Confetti Battle because it’s never fallen when I’m actually in town. That’s something I would really love to see!โ€

We spent some time praising the town, whereby Jonathan did some history of the Guardians, expressed his dedication to the Guardians was due to their association with the community, and how Rosemaryโ€™s angle was centred around community matters. โ€œClearly we don’t have the resources of a national political party,โ€ he said and explained theyโ€™ve not produced multiple leaflets due to waste; just one, summarising all they mean. โ€œBut what we do have is amazing people, friends and neighbours around us who do great things.โ€

This is where we continued onto Rosemaryโ€™s experience running the Wiltshire Community Foundation, and the support programs and bursaries it provided. I figured this funnelled into her pledge to youth projects and how her experience would be beneficial. โ€œThe thing is that knowing who to go to for funding is really important when you’re a small charity,โ€ she said.  โ€œI know loads about that because I’ve worked in that world for the best part of sixteen years.โ€

Being isolated and unaware of entitlements and benefits was one of many issues the foundation set to solve. Rosemary spoke about the Surviving Winter scheme, how leftover funds the elderly didnโ€™t personally require were used in their partnership with Age UK and the Fire Brigade Warm and Well Team, who would do checks on older people. She talked fondly about a six million pound fund she set up for care leaders, โ€œbecause when children leave care, they go from being fully looked after to ยฃ60 and living on their own. We asked the network of community foundations to come up with ways that they could support care leavers.โ€

Clearly, Rosemary has the relevant skills to secure varied projects, like the youth scheme. I wrongly called it a fund. โ€œItโ€™s not a fund,โ€ she explained, โ€œit’s about looking at youth and what’s available for them in the town; that partnership approach, and seeing where we can secure funding from. It’s very hard to raise funds from a town council, there are other ways of attracting investment into these things. And I see lots of things and I’m thinking, I know somebody who might want to help with that, and that’s my thinking.โ€

I proposed an importance of involving youth in the process, to which they agreed, and it so happened they were off to the Day Lounge immediately after our chat, to meet with a group of young people feeding ideas for a youth festival next summer. Jonathan suggested they could outgrow the space of the current Day Lounge, suggesting the centre was โ€œonly the start of it,โ€ and praised the coming together of local businesses and the community to make the Day Lounge possible, when unfortunately there had been huge cuts to youth provisions.

I never wish to make the association with youth and antisocial behaviour, buy others do, and the Conservative candidateโ€™s affluenza suggestion to throw more police officers at it when theyโ€™re short of budget as it is, has become central to the Conservative campaign. How do they feel about this?

โ€œAntisocial behaviour I think is very complex and it’s a multi-age issue,โ€ Jonathan remarked, โ€œI’ve been personally talking to various people, different agencies, but young people get branded, you know. I’ve said this as a chair of a charity of homeless people, those people get branded as well. But it’s multi-dimensional. One of the reasons I’m so passionate about backing Rosemary’s candidacy, is because we need skilled practitioners in our midst who know what key to turn at the right time.โ€

โ€œYoung people need to be included and need to be the architects. So Rosemary’s pitch It’s all about listening and engaging, not just about young people, about a multitude of things. I think we’ve got to really tune into who those voices are that can enable this stuff. And from a political point of view in the council, there’s lots of myths and legends out there that other parties put out in terms of what the council can and can’t do. But isn’t it refreshing to have some engagement that’s local?โ€

โ€œI’ll give you a good example. Rosemary’s campaigning at the moment with Fraser, her husband, because Rosemary wants to engage residents. Rosemary doesn’t want to go around putting leaflets through letterboxes and walking down the path to the gate again. Rosemary’s talking to people. And I think by doing that, we’re hearing lots of stuff from residents. What about this? What about that? How good is it that we’ve got an opportunity, somebody who’s prepared to listen and roll up their sleeves?โ€

Rosemary replied, โ€œI had some great conversations this morning,โ€ around the Eastleigh Road and Longcroft areas. โ€œI was talking to all sorts of people as they were walking their dogs, and people who answered their doors and some were saying โ€˜I haven’t got time;โ€™ that’s actually fine. I was just introducing myself, and others were like, โ€˜oh we’ve had your leaflet, and โ€˜I just want to say hi, you know, and ask if you’ve read the leaflet.โ€™โ€

Rosemary spent some time expressing concerns for a lack of career opportunities, skills-based learning, local universities, and housing for the younger generation. โ€œIt makes it very difficult for young people to find their opening, to find their chance to go and see what the world of work is like and to learn how to be face to face with people. Because a lot of that’s a skill that young people are having to learn later on in life now. And that face to face experience is so invaluable. It’ll set them up for the rest of their lives. So we need to be doing something where we can provide more opportunities for young people.โ€

โ€œWe need housing that they can afford, which isn’t going to be sunk into rent,โ€ Rosemary said, โ€œwhich is non-recoverable. We need more shared ownership. I was delighted to walk through a housing estate off Roundway Park, and there are some shared ownership houses there which are out for sale and thatโ€™s good. And they’re lovely; but let’s have ten times that amount. We don’t just want retired people moving to Devizes. We need to have the whole fabric and the demographic in this town. Otherwise, who’s going to look after the old people?!โ€

โ€œWe need to invest more in our social housing agencies, you know, our social housing landlords, because they’re the ones who provide affordable homes and then, to use them, to have land that they can use to build places that are not stuck in the middle of nowhere. You don’t want them stuck in the middle of nowhere. You want the housing in the town where people can get around.โ€

Rosemary told me feedback from her conversations with residents included support for the town centre shops, anti-social parking and pedestrian crossings in the ward, and the possibility of a train station. โ€œA Guardian perspective is we’re not sat on the edges commentating and throwing grenades in. We’re doing something about it. So speaking to enforcement, speaking to Wilshire Council, working together.โ€

Even if flexible at times, I came away thinking this was the most honest and open political interview Iโ€™ve ever done. While their manifesto existed purely from which derived from residentโ€™s feedback, the balance of it was based upon Rosemaryโ€™s relevant experience to collate the responses and find the best solutions. At times so much it felt like the tables were turned and I was the one being quizzed for my thoughts on matters!

It differs vastly from the oppositionโ€™s less abstract agenda of things they felt the town required, such as pulling weeds from pavements. This brings into question if the Conservatives have engaged with public opinion on the same level, intend to get their gloves on and pull the weeds out themselves, or if itโ€™s pie in the sky. Perhaps theyโ€™ve been too busy criticising and lambasting The Guardians to concentrate on public opinion? I could ask, would honour it, but being the candidate Laura has banned me from her Facebook page, I get the impression they do not welcome my correspondence. Alienating the public in this way is in stark contrast to a candidate willing to listen.

Jonathan spoke of The Guardianโ€™s โ€œholistic and collaborative approach, rather than cheap shots coming in,โ€ in which he exampled their claim the Guardians โ€œtook the benches away. Actually,โ€ he corrected, โ€œthe benches were taken away to be cleaned and then replaced immediately. So, you know, we’re not in that space. We are standing back and looking at the bigger picture, and that’s why we are so supportive of Rosemary’s campaign, because it’s bigger picture thinking, and it’s looking at that kind of engagement with the community.โ€

Jonathan could not stress enough the point that they didnโ€™t want adversarial combat, โ€œwe see all councillors as colleagues, core collaborators, and friends, working together. That’s what we would always want. We don’t want to use language like opposition, because one has to then think, opposition to what? Opposing? What are you exactly opposing? Because all of our work is community-led, community-driven. Opposition is language from Westminster.โ€

That’s the whole point of having a party of independent councillors, isn’t it? Not for the want of trying to coax Rosemaryโ€™s personal political sway out of her, she didnโ€™t give. She simply replied, โ€œI can tell you, I am an issue voter. I look at the issues that I’m concerned about, and then I look at what the responses are from each party, and my vote on the national stage will be for the party that is going the way I want to see issues tackled. I don’t have a particular leaning, which is partly because during my whole career I’ve had to be apolitical. I haven’t had the luxury of being able to pin my colours to a particular mask and be absolutely certain that they are right on all things forever. I’ve had to work in the grey, I’ve had to work with people from many different parties, and I’ve never found it a problem because I truly believe that people don’t go into politics to ruin people’s lives. Everybody who goes into politics at whatever level, at least initially, they want to make people’s lives better.โ€

Thanks to Rosemary and Jonathan for their time, and to everyone else, I apologise if I brought you here thinking you were going to get a Big Mac and McFlurry in Devizes, but at least that was the only thing I was being deceptive about, unlike the Devizes Conservatives!


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McDonalds in East Devizes?!

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Devizes East Ward By-Election War Turns to Poo

Featured image: Devizes Guardiansโ€™ Cllr Sarah Bridewell and former Devizes East Ward councillor, the late Jane Burton, committed campaigners on dog fouling.

It was always going to happen. When national politics steps into local issues, it all turns to poopโ€ฆ.

Without a shred of science or research, just desperation to retain their depleting seats at Devizes Town Council, the Conservative by-election campaign leaflets apparently claim the Devizes Guardians โ€œignore the issue of dog fouling.โ€ At least that’s what the Devizes Guardians say, and they set out to prove them wrong. Now, this is a scoop (see what I did there?!)

โ€œDid the Conservative spinners pay attention to the factual recorded proposals that were agreed in Council?โ€ the Guardians asked… and answered themselves, โ€œunfortunately, they didnโ€™t. The opportunity of political spin and misleading comments was more important.โ€

What we do know is shit has hit the fan now Conservative councillor Iain Wallis posted a poll on his biased Facebook group, where you get banned for disagreeing with him, asking if the public think dog fouling has gone up or down, without any time frame, and voted on it himself! Now, that’s how you deal with public opinion.

One genius Facebook commenter summarised the audacity; โ€œImagine being that sad and reflective that a certain former Wiltshire councillor has to run a poll to pump back up his ego and even votes on it himself to make his post look like it’s the most popular opinion!โ€ You, sir, win the internet today!

Honestly, despite knowing which way I’d vote in the by-election if I was Eastward in the Vizes, I didn’t know which way to vote in his far more important poll, which isn’t in any way political pointscoring. I mean, if the time frame runs from 1973, I’d argue it’s better, but if it’s inclusive of the poop spewing from the mouths of the Devizes Conservatives, it’s increased dramatically and is a bigger problem then we might give credit for; a danger to shipping, one could add.

Devizes Guardians say โ€œit’s time to separate the doggie doo-doo from the political hoo-ha.โ€ I say, I’m the scatologist here, I do the shit jokes; thank you all the same. But as councillors, as they tend to do, they continuedโ€ฆto prove it….

โ€œIn 2022, Cllr Iain Wallisโ€™s Conservative proposal was to set up yet another working group to discuss the poop, blah blah blah.
However, Devizes Guardian, Cllr Chris Gay was all about practical action.
Plenty of bins, regular emptying, and targeted awareness campaigns. One plan was more talk about the doo-doo. The other plan was to actually tackle theโ€ฆโ€ and herewith that they inserted appropriate poo-poo emojis; naughty!

The Guardians point out that the Town Council maintains over 150 bins, so there is no shortage of disposal points, resulting in an increase in council collections, which has decreased dog fouling. Though they rightfully say it’s progress, they continue to suggest the problem isn’t fully solved, but what difference can either party make when it’s a social problem caused by the irresponsible minority of dog owners who refuse to pick up after their dogs?

Ask yourself, are Devizes Conservatives going to arm themselves with poop scoops and patrol throughout the night, or do you smell the whiff of another conservative political stink? I’d fairly wager those fouling dogs might fair better competition for the Guardians in this forthcoming by-election!

Devizes Guardians didnโ€™t ignore dog fouling. They delivered a practical plan.

I did suggest, elsewhere, that things are going to get dirty. In what is only a town council by-election, the Conservatives are eager to treat it like a battleground, weaponising petty bickering and stooping to misinformation; that’s shameful and should be remembered come the by-election.

Let’s look at how the Conservative candidate Laura Ayling pulled Conservative PCC Wilko into the Market Place for a photo opportunity, and to waffle about antisocial behaviour, a case for which was already put in motion by Devizes Guardians. The role of the PCC is completely sinecure anyway, and when they use their position for stunts to political pointscore, as Wilko clearly does, as he is seen here doing it, the role is performative politics rather than proactive policing.

Take his salary (Wilko’s salary: ยฃ73,300. Average police officer’s salary: ยฃ32,225) out of the equation, and you’ve got two and a half more bobbies on the beat. We don’t need muck spreading or misinformation from suits. We need community engagement.

The Guardians say their candidate, Rosemary McDonald โ€œtalks about what sheโ€™s about, her priorities, with facts and positivity.โ€ I’m due to meet Rosemary for a cuppa and a chat on Friday, of which I’ll gladly report my findings, because I firmly believe we must keep national political parties out of local governance, and this mucky doo-dah proves why….jeez, whatever next? Watch this space!!


New Devizes Mayor; Congratulations, Vanessa!

Three short years ago, we first spoke with Vanessa Tanner, campaigning in the Devizes Town Council by-election for Devizes East. In those few minutes, I knew Vanessa was the person for the role, and we congratulated her for winning her seat for Devizes Guardians. Today, we congratulate her for becoming the new Mayor of Devizesโ€ฆ.

She had some big boots to fill. Jane Burton was a respected Councillor, and the by-election wasn’t without its pitfalls; namely a false scandal perpetrated by the opposition candidate. But Vanessa’s voluntary work and keenness for environmental issues thankfully shone through.

Seems like I was onto something back then, as Vanessa announced today, โ€œI’m absolutely honoured and privileged to have been made Mayor of Devizes last night. I think it’s going to be a turbo-charged and exciting year ahead.โ€

Vanessa thanked John Richard Stephens, her friends, family, and colleagues for their support. Congrats, and perhaps a bottle of Brown Ale also goes to Jonathan Hunter for picking up the deputy mayor role; I shot the sheriff, but not the deputy!

Devizes Guardians thanked departing mayor, Cllr Jennie Britten, for her “selfless dedication and service to Devizes,” adding, “It has clearly been a year marked by compassion, leadership, and community pride.”

Congratulations, Vanessa! We don’t think you’ll make a great mayor. We know you will. Wear that bling with pride! And if you raise a glass to her success, make sure it’s one of the reusable cups that Vanessa initiated across Town Council events and beyond to many local pubs and bars!


Devizes Town Council Welcomes New Councillor

Since the recent byelection for Devizes East, Guardian Vanessa Tanner was welcomed to The Town Council this month; Guardians of the Galaxy ensemble, or, maybe just Guardians of the Devizes, but you get the general gist! 

โ€œNot everyone would stand in an election,โ€ Vanessa said, which is a good start because I wouldnโ€™t want to; I could sit in one, maybe slouch a bit and snooze until it was time to hit the pub, but thatโ€™s about it!

Apologies, ignore my silly edits to bulk this out; Vanessa continued, โ€œby putting yourself forward as a representative for your community, you may open yourself up for criticism along with praise. We are hard-wired to remember the bad over the good so for your own self-preservation, you need to develop a tough skin and constantly remind yourself why it is important.โ€

โ€œSo why was it important for me to stand as a candidate in the recent by-election? I wanted to really engage in Devizes and be part of the community. Iโ€™m not a local born and bred, but Devizes has become my home and I love living here. Shortly after moving in, I met a group of people who are passionate about ensuring this little part of England remains beautiful and thriving. Those people are The Devizes Guardians. Each one of them with a story to tell about why they wanted to become Town Councillors.โ€

โ€œMy story is simple. I want to represent the people in my local area, to bring issues to the table and hopefully find solutions. Also, Iโ€™m already involved in a number of community groups, (Sustainable Devizes, CUDS, Devizes in Bloom, Dorothy House) so I wanted to represent them on the Town Council, to ensure their voices are heard. All that remains now is to do what I promised to do. Be a decent, honest and effective Councillor. Roll on the next couple of years.โ€

Roll on indeed, in our pre-election interview, well, I called it an interview, was more of a nice chinwag, I genuinely came away positively knowing Vanessa would make the perfect town councillor. Leader of the Guardians Jonathan Hunter commented, โ€œwe are grateful for the magnificent support shown by constituents in East Ward, along with the superb encouragement from those across the wider community who supported Vanessa Tannerโ€™s positive election campaign.โ€

โ€œIt was a hard fought campaign between the Conservatives, Labour and Devizes Guardians but despite lacking the resources of a national party, Vanessa won the election with an impressive 44% of the vote. The postal vote was incredibly strong, as was the strength of support for Vanessa on the doorstep.โ€ 

It was a testament to what can be achieved; though for the Guardians to have lost this seat, it still would not have tipped the balance to a Conservative majority. Local councils do not need persuasion from national political parties. They should be about what is best for the town. The Guardians are a conglomerate of independents. Jonathan touched on this point too, noting, โ€œresidents expressed their dissatisfaction with national and county politics and were keen to back an energetic and community-focused candidate from a party that champions local issues and campaigns for a better deal for Devizes and the local community.โ€

โ€œDevizes Guardians recognise the selfless public service from former Devizes Guardian and Town Councillor, the late Jane Burton, whose sad passing triggered this by-election.

Standing in an election isnโ€™t an easy decision and I would like to thank the other candidates for their efforts and support.โ€

We wish Vanessa all the best with her new role! 


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Devizes East Ward By-Election War Turns to Poo

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Devizes Guardiansโ€™ Doggie Doo-Doo Bag Dispensers

If the Gazelle & Herod knocked a front page together this week from Facebook discussions about a spate of dog fouling in Devizes, with a frustrated looking Conservative Councillor Iain Wallis about centre, grasping a doggie poo bag, independent party of Devizes Town Council, The Guardians have a suggestion to curb the current controversy; installation of poo bag dispensers in key locations in the town.

Despite some areas of the country, like Ipswich having bulky male vigilantes hilariously dressed as dog poo fairies, all agreed a squad of enforcement officers on patrol was impractical. Iain Wallis, who Iโ€™m certain would agree he would look great dressed as a dog poo fairy, suggested in the local rag, โ€œI would like to see the town council set up a task group to gather ideas from the public as to how we can tackle the issue.โ€ Team Dog Poo, we could dub them, arguably apt, you might say, for some members of DTC. But this time, I’m coming to their defense!

Devizes Guardian Councillors Mrs Bridewell and Mrs Burton think the problem might be overcome, at least in part, by offering the bags in dispensers, located in key areas, including Hillworth Park, Brickley Lane Play Area and The Greens. The option will be discussed at Councilโ€™s forthcoming Community and Civic Resources Committee.

Iโ€™d sincerely hope its workable, but I’m a realist; plus, itโ€™s hardly environmentally friendly. A wide range of reusable doggie poo solutions are available, dog owners only need to Google it and take some responsibility for their pets, and their planet alike. Which while a majority do bag-up, they still tend to use disposable bags, ergo dumping a turd in a bush is actually reducing their carbon footprint; the council could encourage them to break their wallet out and buy a reusable poo bag, because finding a practical solution is a minefield.

Concern is, if this trend continues itโ€™ll become the norm and weโ€™ll rearward to the watch-your-step era of the seventies and eighties, where if you grew up in this time, youโ€™ll recall the fetid white dog poo lining our streets, and brown snowballs being the single most vicious weapon of a snowball fight; is that what you really want? Brown snowball in the chops?

Give a man a doggie poo bag dispenser and youโ€™ll supply a solution for a day, teach the idiot to pick up after his mutt and youโ€™ll avoid non-dog owners complaining why they should fork out their council tax because of the contempt of certain dog owners. Not forgoing, Iโ€™d fear bored pranksters, likely the TikTok door-kicker brigade with all the brains of an amoeba, tugging them out of the dispenser for so-called amusement, and weโ€™d have empty dog poo bags flying in the air, and youโ€™d likely step in a turd trying to avoid them; you can’t train stupid, neither can a council.

The Gov site encourages you to shop a dog fouler to your county council, here, this being the only sensible method to report it, but a proactive resolution is another thing. Because, the real solution is so radical it defies all reason, and itโ€™s called a sense of moral obligation, to pick up your doggieโ€™s doings. Yet thatโ€™s not something any council can undertake successfully; it is up to the individual.

Thing is, do not sigh and assume youโ€™re living in some degenerating hellhole, most do pick up their doggie doings around here, and the problem is nationwide, not lone to Devizes, probable worse in other areas. But it relies on a common-sense of decency; something seriously lacking in the chosen few who deem themselves above picking up their dog poo, if this is you, Iโ€™ve a message for you, donโ€™t get a bloody dog!


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How High’s The Crammer, Mamma?

A month since the UK came to terms with the consequences of drought, understood the significance of a raindance and why Johnny Cash asked โ€œhowโ€ฆ