Here I am again, like Huey Lewisโฆ..with the news. No national headlines though, no, thatโs all too depressing, just the lowdown on things to do this coming week across our gurt lush county of agricultural rolling downs, neolithic monuments, and a seemingly endless succession of Greggs bakeriesโฆ..
Okay my little sausage and bean melts, please be aware this is not comprehensive and new events can and might yet still be added to our blossoming, occasionally updating EVENT CALENDAR; they might not be added here, so do check in as regular your digestive system after a vindaloo throughout the week, or you might miss something really up your street. You can also find links to everything mentioned there, and plan ahead.
One other really important thing before we get going, the thing everyone seems to brazenly browse past pretending it didnโt apply to them, we need donations to fund this, so, if you can, please donate a little something to keep us going; awl, thank you. If you love it, donโt lose it, like Bez on a nineties dance floor. For info on how, see HERE.
Final days to pay a visit to Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, for the Anna Dillon exhibition; reviewed HERE, this ends on October 15th.


Oh, and this above, and this below, clowns, in Chippenham, a must-see!

Wednesday 11th
Regular Acoustic Jam at the Southgate, Devizes.
Calne Music & Arts Festival continues. The Avebury Vocal Ensemble, and a Calne Wordfest Writersโ Group at Marden House during the afternoon, and standup comedy with Graham Coulam introducing Paul Ricketts and Steve Gribbin in the evening.

Thereโs a lunchtime recital at Pound Arts, Corsham with pianist Simeon Walker.
Opening at The Wyvern Theatre, Swindon and running until the 15th, Salos Presents Elf, The Musicalโฆtoo early? Too late!
Thursday 12th
Calne Music & Arts Festival has The Primary School Choirs in concert at Kingsbury Green Academy Hall, and Calne Speech and Drama School present โSea, the Fool, the Devil and the Catsโ by Ted Hughes at Marden House, followed by some jazz with The Nick Sorensen Trio.
Sean Collinsโ Smokin Funny arrives at Swindon Arts Centre, Andy Oliveri & Kizzie at The Tuppenny, Swindon.
Kiki Dee & Carmelo Luggeriโs The Long Ride Home Tour comes to Chapel Arts, Bath.
Friday 13th
Join Devizes OpenDoorsโs Big Sleep Out and help raise funds to support homeless and vulnerable adults in our community. You can sleep out at St Jamesโ Church in Devizes, organise your own sleep out at work, at school, even in the garden at home, or pay to stay in bed by making a donation. Find out more and register at devizesopendoors.org.uk

Thud and Adam Woodhouse at the Southgate, Devizes, Mike Zito & Albert Castiglia with Band @ Long Street Blues Club.
Calne Music & Arts Festival has Ukrainian Jazz Harpist Alina Bzhezhinska in Concert at Marden House, followed by The Lost Trades.
Wilts & Berks Canal Trust Quiz Night at The Neeld, Chippenham.
My Octopus Mind plays the Pump in Trowbridge, with The Message in support.
Jazz at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon, with Dario Napoli Hot Club. Start the Sirens & Ophella Waiting at The Three Horseshoes.
An Evening Of Mediumship With Nikki Kitt at Swindon Arts Centre, Soulweaver Reigniting The Fire at Underground, formerly Level III, Bedrock at The Queens Tap, Evanescence of Fire at The Vic.
Rusty Shackle, Ninotchka and Concrete Prairie play Komedia, in Bath, Damien OโKane & the Ron Block Band are at Chapel Arts.
Saturday 14th
Marlborough Mop Fair. The Magnitones play St Michael’s in Aldbourne.
Itโs the Lions Arts Coaching Day in Devizes, and a first, I believe, for Danny & The Randoms who play at The Three Crowns, and The Unpredictables, Finely Truslerโs new ensemble play the Moonrakers.ย The Jack Grace Band is at the Southgate.

Pig Race night at Erlestoke Golf Club! Bring your own ketchup!

Dub roots reggae at The Barge on HoneyStreet with Jah Lion Movement.

Be Like Will play Stallards in Trowbridge.
Editor’s Pick of the Week is Amelia Coburn is at the Pump in Trowbridge, with Ruby Darbyshire and MEG in support.

Thereโs seven acts playing Hullavington Live at The Village Hall, and itโs free entry.
At Calne Music & Arts Festival, โFlowers in art from Botticelli to Hockney,โ a talk by Gail Brown followed by โMeet the Artistsโ with Cathy and Nick Pearce and โHMS Pinaforeโ โ presented by Opera Anywhere.
Taylor Swift tribute Katy Ellis at The Pewsham, Chippenham.
Back to the eighties party night at Spencerโs Club, Melksham.
Iโve Every Whitney at Kingsdown Golf Club, Corsham.
Brodsky Quartet 50th Anniversary of the Shostakovich Cycle at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon. Dreamwave at The Three Horseshoes.
Happy Dogs at HMV Bath at 3pm.
Carl Hutchinson โ Watch Till The End at Swindon Arts Centre, David Flynn Memorial night at The Vic, Swindon, Concrete Prairie at Rodbourne Cheney Social Club, The BeatRoutes at The Castle, Rockabilly Rumble at The Queens Tap, Homer at the Rolleston, Dimensions at North Swindon Club, Vicky Jackson is PINK at Underground, and Swindon Ska Fest at The Moonrakers.

Sunday 15th
All About The Music Record Fair at Devizes Conservative Club from 10am-4pm.
PSG Choirs are at Marlborough Town Hall for an Autumn Concert. Starts at 6pm, tickets are ยฃ8.
Gothic Acoustic Matinee with Deadlight Dance at the Blue Boar, Aldbourne.
Calne Music & Arts Festival has Evensong at St. Maryโs Parish Church, and a Photographic Talk โ โArcticaโ with Pam and Eddy Lane at Marden House.
Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon have Groove Baby Grooving With Pirates!
Below the Salt at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.
Waterlines at Underground, Swindon, an Elvis tribute at The Castle, and Damn at the North Swindon Club, and SGO at The Tuppenny.
Monday 16th
Sounds of the 60s Live with Tony Blackburn at The Wyvern Theatre, Swindon.
Tuesday 17th
Do You Believe In Ghosts at The Wyvern Theatre, while the Eric Mylod Okafo Quartet take the Jazz Knights at The Royal Oak, Swindon.
Thatโs all weโve got for you so far, but remember to keep an eye on our event calendar for updates. Iโm delighted to rap stats with you, and announce this week Devizine has hit level on the record-breaking annual hits from last year, and thereโs still two and half months to go. Devizine is going out to over 100,000 local folk and listing your event will remain free, all you have to do to insure it is here is to tell us about it!
Have a great week!











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