The Mystery of Nigel G Lowndes

Must have been about fifteen or so years ago, random folk in a pub told me they were off to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was surprised to hear it was still going, and had it in my head its writer, Richard Oโ€™Brien had passed away. I pointed this out, and they refuted the fact. Someone pulled a mobile phone out their pocket and, in a flash, proved me wrong. With a virtual reference library at oneโ€™s fingertips the lively debate which wouldโ€™ve, in previous times, circulated around the boozer, was kaput, the potential conversation starter settled, and the pub fell silent.

In the interest of truth, provided itโ€™s a trustworthy source, fact checking is no bad thing. Obviously, I wished no malice on Mr Oโ€™Brien, just an incorrect piece of trivia Iโ€™d picked up. But it was the first time it occurred to me, sadly, as well as the art of spreading urban myths, we live in an era where any mystery is immediately solved. I mean, loads of money was wasted hoping to find the Loch Ness Monster, but if an Android app actually proves it either way, the myth is ruined. Bristol-based Nigel G Lowndes nails this unfortunate reality in the title track of new album, Hello Mystery.

But whoa, weโ€™re getting ahead of ourselves. Mystery is the eighth track of this varied ten track show, released tomorrow (26th March 21.) To commence at the beginning, the direct boomer, Boring screams Talking Heads at me, and Iโ€™m left thinking this is going to be an easy ride, one comparison to art-pop and Iโ€™m done. But, oh no, far from it. And itโ€™s all because Nigel is a one-man variety show. To conclude thereโ€™s elements of tongue-in-cheek loungeroom and easy listening, akin to Richard Cheese or The Mike Flowers Pops, although there largely is, is not to have listened till end, where the finale Always Leaving London, is an acute folk-rock acoustic masterwork.

Track-by-track then is the best method to sum up this highly entertaining album. As Iโ€™ve mentioned youโ€™ll start by contemplating heโ€™s a 21st century Talking Heads without the punk edge of the era. But the second song, Tell me Tomorrow would confirm this if it wasnโ€™t so much more vaudeville than the risky titled Boring, (as all of it is far from boring) but itโ€™s becoming clear not to take Nigel too seriously.

When a relationship breakdown, caused by the partnerโ€™s affection for some critter-like pets he buys for her is the subject matter for the third, bluegrass parodied song, Furry Little Vampires, itโ€™s become laugh-out-loud funny. Country and doo-wop merge afterwards, but the fifth track, Bubble, has a Casio keyboard samba rhythm with a floating romance theme. What are you doing to me, Nigel?!

As randomly foodie based as Streetbandโ€™s Toast, weโ€™re back to uplifting art-pop with the very British notion a cup of tea will sort all your problems out, even psychosis. But random as this is, White Roses, which follows, is a more sombre nod to Nigelโ€™s appreciation of country. Stand alone, itโ€™s a gorgeous ballad; Nigel recognises the need to know the rules in order to break them. As he does by the very next song; Shoes follows country-rock again, but with a sillier, nonsensical subject.

The album plays out on the country tip, its influence seems to build throughout. The aforementioned obituary to mystery is as wonderful in thoughtful narrative as a country classic, and then weโ€™re treated to Always Leaving London. Despite its skipping variety, nothing on Hello Mystery will, as the beguiling opening track shouts, bore you, that much I can guarantee.

If youโ€™re looking for dopily swaying while holding your elongated black and sapphire dyed fringe under your hoody, as a melancholic indie-rock icon miserably recites his teenage anguish with a whining semitone through his nose, then avoid this. For everyone else, Nigel G Lowndes is very worthy of your attention; a sparkly beacon of showbiz, more surprising than a contemporary David Byrne with a Stetson, and when it comes to diversity, it puts The Mike Flowers Pops back on the shelf in the garden centre. Hello Mystery is as it says on the tin, and for this I give it full marks. Johnny Cash pastiche meets Tonight at the London Palladium; love it!


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Nigel writes to confirm heโ€™s from theย โ€œDevizes side of Bristol!โ€ย Had to laugh about the perceived strictness of an obnoxious aging school teacher, and feel I should explain. While Devizine does offer local news subjects, since lockdown weโ€™ve blown up our border control and now rampage internationally when it comes to featuring arts and music. So, it makes hide nor hair what side of Bristol you come from, or even if you come from Bristol Connecticut, if I like it or I think my readers will, Iโ€™ll mention it, and despite the title,ย Boring, yeah, I do.

Seems weโ€™re alike, Nigel, least in the concept donโ€™t judge a book by its cover, because this nugget of quirky art-pop reminds me of Talking Heads and is far from boring. Nigel explained the meaning, โ€œ[itโ€™s] written after spending time with people who only seem to like the sound of their own voice – warning, I may be one of them!โ€ Yep, me too. But if weโ€™re not one of them, we all know one who is.

โ€œThe song started off as a Stones/Pistols rant,โ€ he continued, โ€œand has developed into a soft indie rock stomp, with an added lyrical twist at the end.โ€

Itโ€™s the first single from a forthcoming album,ย Hello Mystery, which I think we need to review nearer the time. Until then, thatโ€™s my song of the day, very good, carry onโ€ฆ.