Last week I tried to convey how Savernake Forest has fond memories for all who live nearby it, and how itโs cherished by users in the same manner today, in the wake of a publication by Forestry England called โOur Shared Forest.โ Ironic by title, it seemed to propose restricting the public to set walking trails at the Postern Hill site, extending the carpark and forcing people to pay for the privilege of using it. Weโve since heard back from Forestry England, as I emailed them the article, though I believe theyโve not quite got over All Fools Dayโฆโฆ
A Forestry England spokesperson explained, โSince Our Shared Forest was published, there have been many reports misrepresenting an internal discussion document called โA Way Forwardโ, which was prepared at the request of our landlord, the Savernake Estate. This paper makes no formal proposals for the Forest. It was drafted in response to concerns raised by the Estate regarding the impact of public access, particularly in light of growing visitor numbers since the start of the COVID pandemic.โ
Their wishy-washy, โwe were just having a laugh, you know, didnโt mean it,โ excuses continues thus, โThe document explores potential ways we might work to deliver some of our management commitments within Our Shared Forest. A number of our aspirations for a sustainable and resilient Savernake can only be achieved with Estate consent, so early discussion between tenant and landlord is essential. Public access within Savernake Forest has always been with the agreement of the Estate. Any changes to public access can only happen with the consent of the Estate trustees. That internal document has been extensively quoted out of context so we have published it in full on our website so that the community may read it themselves.โ
โWe recognise and appreciate the great depth of affection felt for Savernake Forest. In response to the extraordinary level of interest in Our Shared Forest, we have extended our feedback survey until 22nd April to ensure as many people as possible are able to review the information and have their say.โ The document is HERE.

So, what? They were just brainstorming, you know, knocking some ideas across the table, oh, cheeky monkeys. Call me stupid, Iโve been called far worse, but why would you even contemplate closing the forest, and even if you thought it might be something worthy of acting on, why would you publish your inane plotting online?! Itโs not โmisrepresentingโ at all, it clearly states, โThe redevelopment of Postern Hill would be coupled with the closure of the Grand Avenue, and indeed the rest of the Forest for vehicular access by visitors.โ
Yet it apparently makes โno formal proposals for the Forest,โ and โAny changes to public access can only happen with the consent of the Estate trustees,โ begging the question, what was the point in it anyway, then, being owner of the forest Lord Cardigan has been on the telebox, I see the dude, strongly objecting to the notion?!
This change of heart/pathetic excuse (delete as appropriate) has nothing to do, either, with Marlborough Times reporting the โapplause after applauseโ from a large crowd resounding throughout the Court Room in the Town Hall at Monday 11th Aprilโs full Town Council meeting, โwhere councillors vented their opposition to Forestry Englandโs โinternalโ suggestion to close Savernake Forest to all vehicles,โ then?!

The article rightfully states, โCouncillor Nick Fogg was vehement in his condemnation of the โplansโ presented by Forestry England, and whilst in their defence, they claimed that their words had been โmisrepresentedโ, Councillor Fogg made clear that, having (like all other Councillors) read and digested the Forestry England โinternal discussion documentโ in its entirety that in his view it โwas a serious proposalโ.โ
I, as Iโm sure most others were overjoyed to read that, โin the end Councillors voted emphatically and unanimously to object to any such proposals, echoing the resounding opinion of the community at large and those packing the hall,โ because whoever concocted this daft-as-a-brush proposal sure has an egg factory on their stupid face!
I also love that the paper classed it โDisneyfication.โ As in: โNext step? A statement from either Forestry England or the Forestry Commission setting out exactly what they are proposing regarding vehicular access, the future of the Postern Hill car park (enlarging to 350 cars / โDisneyficationโ / charging?) and if they are really going to โdevelopโ this part of Savernake Forest to commercial ends with the ecological consequences. Or let the natural and glorious beauty of Savernake Forest be there for all to enjoy.โ The finale of which is perfect. Explore the Grand Avenue area of Savernake and you will find some deep craters, my good friend who grew up in forest referred to them as โbomb holes.โ
Now, I always believed it was just a term of phrase, pondering why German WW2 pilots would target a forest, until the day I took my son to a war exhibit at Wiltshire Museum and perchance to browse some old photos with an informative chap, who was a police officer during the era. I found a photo of the gates of Grand Avenue, heavily guarded, and asked him what was happening here. He told me it was a bomb disposal area, and the penny dropped.

And here’s why I bring the subject up: those bomb-holes today are teeming with life, shrubs, grass and trees have grown over them, wildlife nests inside, because a forest replenishes itself over time, naturally, because, well, because itโs a blooming forest and thatโs what forests do! Youโd have thought an organisation called Forestry England mightโve figured this out themselves. No matter what damage a man walking his dog, a family enjoying a picnic or even, dare I say it, minor acts of anti-social behaviour, might cause in the forest, they cannot be any worse than exploding a WW2 bomb, youโd have thought?!
Leaving me to conclude, for what itโs worth, this proposal was as predicted, simply a suggestion to profiteer from peopleโs freedom to roam this beautiful feature on our Wiltshire landscape, disingenuously disguised as attempting to environmentally aid it; what a terrible, greedy thought bubble. Iโve got to leave it there, for the sake of my blood pressure.
Though to fully conclude, please, I beg of every potential fly-tipper, litterbug and general knuckle-dragger, please donโt fuel their fire, and give them opportunity or an excuse to pursue this, respect and look after our forests and woodlands, please; I asked nicely, three times at the last count!




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