An Insight into Devizes New Youth Centre Project

I caught up with an excited Jonathan Hunter, leader of Devizes Town Councilโ€™s independent party The Guardians, and local loyal youth worker Steve Dewar to rap about an imminent youth centre coming to Sidmouth Street in Devizesโ€ฆ.

I was aware Jonathan swore to create a youth project in town some years ago and was engaging with teenagers, researching what their expectations of such a place might contain.

โ€œThis is all part of a speech I made in council years ago,โ€ he told me, โ€œAsking the council to support three objectives, which were civic recognition for young people, to put them on equal standing to all the other recognitions we do in the annual civic awards, which we now do and thatโ€™s brilliant. The second was a street engagement program where we work with disenfranchised young people, on the streets, through an outreach team.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s taken four years to get the premises,โ€ he continued. โ€œThe council have decided to redeploy what was an old bed shop. What it does is gets to the youth right in the middle of town, gives them their own cafรฉ.โ€

If like me, your memories of youth clubs are dubious, based on the out of touch approach of our elders at the time, I was keen to discover how much of the project will be created by youths themselves. โ€œThe vison is that they get to run it and be integral rather than a bunch of older people meaning well but not necessarily understanding all the issues and concerns young people have,โ€ Jonathan replied. โ€œItโ€™s going to be brilliant!โ€

He used the word โ€œbrilliantโ€ numerous times, our own version of Paul Whitehouseโ€™s Fast Show character, Brilliant Kid, right here on our town council!! But are we to overcome the stigma of said youth clubs of the past which tended to not engage the youth who might need it most?

โ€œAbsolutely,โ€ Jonathan responded with his constant air of enthusiasm, โ€œIโ€™m really focussed on that, taking a collaborative approach with different people, with Steve Dewar, who inspired me five years ago to stand. Steve spoke of a โ€˜missing piece in a jigsawโ€™ with youth provision. I just wanted to go and bat for young people, and doing whatโ€™s right for the community rather than a political party or any ideological stuff, and make things happen that way, which Iโ€™m glad we can.โ€

I couldnโ€™t think of a better local youth worker than Steve Dewar to be involved in this project, but as the sole-creator of a mobile youth charity and his mobile Youth Pop-Up Cafรฉ travelling the county providing leisure facilities to youth, I was concerned his involvement with the youth centre would reduce usage of the pop-up cafรฉ project. โ€œWe, as a charity havenโ€™t had any financial provision for staffing the centre, that would be perhaps an independent youth worker,โ€ Steve explained, โ€œor someone employed by the council, to man it. The challenge we have as a small charity is weโ€™re also committed to supporting young people in schools, through detached youth work, and thereโ€™s only me in this area and a few volunteers.โ€

โ€œIt is a constant battle and challenge, and is nationally, to reinvest back into youth workers as a vocation, to give it the time and professionalism that we think it deserves,โ€ Steve expressed. โ€œUnfortunately cuts to services has removed a lot of that peoplepower, to be able to commit to it. As much as I would love to give more time to it, as I certainly have a heart and vision for it, that needs to align with our other projects.โ€

โ€œFor me the challenge will always be an applicate to Wiltshire council, town councils that a centre-based provision isnโ€™t a quick fix and isnโ€™t a one-size fits all. It must compliment and work alongside with detached youth work, such as our pop-up van, schools-based work, and uniformed organisations, other charities.  It must be a part of that. The Pop-Up Youth Cafe has had its busiest year, and weโ€™re in the process of converting another van, to be able to respond to more needs across the county. Obviously, I want to see all these elements of youth work flourish.โ€

Jonathan informed me there would be three floors, the ground floor as a youth space โ€œwhere they can congregate with a coffee bar or whatever they want to put in. They can hang out and discuss things in a safe space and enjoy each otherโ€™s company, without the cost of a coffee in a regular place.โ€

Plans for the first floor is โ€œan aspirational hub, where different youth agencies can come together and work direct and deliver their visions. The top floor weโ€™d love to se it going to an external educational provider which works with young people who might be disenfranchised from normal education, that are getting bused or taxied around the county access basic maths and English, to have something more local, which is sits far better for these local young people who have slipped through.โ€

Current town Mayor and councillor Ian Hopkins has also been working towards the project. Jonathan furthered, โ€œalso, what weโ€™ve done in conjunction with this is, Ian Hopkins and I, are building a relationship with Devizes School, which is going well. We had a forum last week with the head and a selection of students. Theyโ€™re really interested in this; they want to be involved and take a lead and be part of it.โ€

โ€œWhat was brilliant was, when we met with the school, one of the studentsโ€ฆ these young people are so eloquent, articulate and knowledgeable, I was massively inspired by themโ€ฆ one of them said, โ€˜we need to help the parents too,โ€™ because there are parents out there who are looking after and struggling to help teenagers growing up. Itโ€™s not an easy task, and some parents out there could probably do with some support; that came from the young people, that wasnโ€™t our suggestion, so thereโ€™s possibilities on the top floor to develop a meeting place for parents to come together and share ideas and concerns.โ€

On youth engaging with the project, Steve added, โ€œif we were doing it without them, weโ€™ve missed the point. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™ve advocated several our local councillors to engage with young people and working in better partnerships with school staff so young people are involved, on the grounds on training.โ€ He exampled a girl today who had been helping him create posters to go up in the youth space as they develop it, to let people know to โ€˜watch this space.โ€™ โ€œAnd we spoke about what she thinks the teenagers need and want.โ€

โ€œResults of the school survey was young people would like safe places to go,โ€ Steve explained, โ€œand safe people to be able to speak to, and thatโ€™s nothing new, itโ€™s been the case for years, and is certainly true in Devizes. Yet weโ€™ve not been able to respond to them. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m so chuffed, pleased, stoked, that hopefully Devizesโ€ฆ well, that this is the start of the journey which is starting to respond to that.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m really encouraged,โ€ Jonathan said, โ€œand weโ€™ve got some seeds running through the area board, but I want to attract some funders to be able to run it, and for it to be successful and sustainable for years to come.โ€

I thought out loud, that the previous youth club in Devizes being attached to the school may have been viewed a hindrance and rather off-putting to the youth, whereas this, regardless of the schoolโ€™s keen involvement, is geographically separate from it.

โ€œYes,โ€ Jonathan agreed, โ€œBang in the centre of town! And what weโ€™re looking at next is a brand, thereโ€™s a provisional name that weโ€™ve given it, but young people are examining different kind branding and names, to give it the right kind of profile as well, and thatโ€™s with them. I think they should be the architects of that, and how they want it to develop. Itโ€™s just a great breakthrough, more to do, and talking with Steve and Ian, we want this to be super sustainable, and we want it to run itself.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m looking for this to have a halo effect,โ€ Jonathan said, โ€œmaybe the minority of young people who find themselves disenfranchised and donโ€™t have the infrastructure that some can enjoy, or maybe they donโ€™t have good role models, they might look at this place and think Iโ€™d rather be there in a positive environment than be caught up in anti-social behaviour.โ€

Steve spoke fondly of a new national youth program, discussing a coloration of a lack of youth services has resulted in a trend of anti-social behaviour, โ€œand those links as to how we, as communities, invest in our young people positively, goes in line with those elements to society which will take advantage of our young people,โ€ he explained. โ€œSo, doing nothing, to me, isnโ€™t an option, and thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m pleased the town and county council and other local organisations, hopefully local businesses as well, will get onboard with insuring that Devizes has the pullies to develop youth work provision.โ€

On the matter of a prospective opening date, Jonathan estimated, โ€œthe work is underway, weโ€™re aiming for spring, an aspirational date. Itโ€™s all about working together, and I was really encouraged by MP Brian Matthewโ€™s support, he recognises thereโ€™s a void of this kind of activity, which weโ€™re aiming to fill.โ€

It all sounds amazing, certainly far better than my memories of a youth club, where youโ€™d discover the most diluted orange squash known to mankind, in a drafty scout hall, and two kids playing on an undersized snooker table, while an aged vicar snored on a broken wooden chair in the corner!  Itโ€™s all too late to save me, but good news for those just slightly younger than me! That, thanks to the organisers of this project, the youth are positively encouraged to engage with inputting what they want to get from the project.


Let’s Clean up Devizes!

You’ve got to love our CUDS, the Clean up Devizes Squad, hardworking volunteers who make the town look tidy and presentable. Here’s your chance to show your gratitude and help out tooโ€ฆ..

In line with Keep Britain Tidy’s Annual GB Spring Clean Campaign, Be a LitterHero, the CUDS have their own  Devizes Town Litter Pick on Saturday 16th March from 10:30-12:30, meeting on the Green.

At last year’s annual litter pick they pledged to fill fifty black bags of litter (3750 litres) but managed seventy-five bags, that’s an amazing 5,625 litres of rubbish off our streets! Well done all.

Given this, 2024 they’re upping their game, pledging seventy-five bags to be filled. With the support of Devizes Town Council all the collected litter will be sent off for recycling.

The litter pick is open to all, and the CUDS would like as many people as possible to help them out. Children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult, parents, grandparents, nephews, nieces, etc. Equipment, bags, and all you need will be provided; all you have to bring is yourself!

There is a Facebook group you can join to find out more, HERE.


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Burning the Midday Oil at The Muck

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20’s Plenty Says Devizes Town Councillors

Let’s face facts, they’re not referring to their average age here, are they?! Todayโ€™s topic is belting through town like a headless chicken escaping Colonel Sanders. Iโ€™ll give credit where it’s due, Gazelle and Herod’s whippersnapper reporter Justin reported the proposal for speed limit reduction from 30 to 20mph in Devizes town centre. And what I’m going to say might shock you, but I’m with the town council on this oneโ€ฆโ€ฆ

The crucial article stated Wiltshire Council proposals to create 20mph zones from the A360 from Northgate Street to Long Street, via The Market Place and St John’s Street, as well as other roads in and around the town centre.

It goes on, โ€œthe scheme has been supported by members of the town council during consultation, with councillors โ€œpushing for a reductionโ€ for some time,โ€ and quoted Devizes Guardian, Cllr Jonathan Hunter, who believes the change would, โ€œhave a positive impact on both road safety and air quality in the town centre.โ€

Yet, itโ€™s the comment section, yeah, where keyboard warriors usually fire off blanks from their spud-guns, where we find questionable responses. Mostly piffle, as you could imagine, but some raise an eyebrow, so rather than they go unchallenged, I thought Iโ€™d point them at Cllr Jonathan Hunter directly.

The only one bang on the money goes under the handle โ€˜Miker G,โ€™ who, if memory serves me righty had an excruciating 1986 chart-topper with DJ Sven, rapping over Madonnaโ€™s Holiday. He gives it, โ€œIโ€™d love to know how to get through Devizes going as fast as 20mph;โ€ Showstopper! Nice one Mike, for no matter how you ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday, youโ€™ll probably only get as far as Ocean City on New Park Street! The others left their sense of humour behind, letโ€™s concentrate on them.

Award for the most ill-informed goes to โ€˜Synical Sam,โ€™ without getting cynical Iโ€™m presuming he means cynical, and he called out Jonathan as a liar, twice in the same sentence! โ€œTell the truth Cllr,โ€ he suggested, โ€œit is a cash cow, we all know it so tell the truth.โ€

Using caps lock I think I can handle this one lone. Jonathan is a TOWN COUNCILLOR, and the TOWN COUNCIL do NOT get revenue from speeding fines, silly sausage! โ€œI have zero connection with Wilshire Council,โ€ Jonathan confirmed, โ€œIโ€™m not involved in any of the actual decision making. Itโ€™s just the fact we’re applauding it. Weโ€™re a local group, saying we’d like to see this in more areas. The fact people are thinking Wiltshire Council are gonna suddenly put cameras on to try and get revenue is just an absolute ridiculous myth!โ€

Even if, as I did waffle on the idea, using St Edithโ€™s Marshโ€™s 30mph as a shiny example where they love to sit masticating on onion bhajis, the police can rock up on the day of the changes and hand out tickets like nightclub owners hand out flyers, Devizes Town Council wonโ€™t get so much as a bite of their samosa. Jonathan dismissed it promptly. โ€œThe police would have to comment on that, that’s not a council affair.โ€ Though it opened a Pandora’s box on the way he envisioned those who accidently went over the speed reductions should be handled. โ€œAnybody can make a mistake and we should have a tolerant society; we shouldn’t have a forensic kind of measurement of everything we do.โ€

It’s the environmental issue we need dwell, the only rational point in the comments. Ingeniously named โ€˜Newsfanโ€™ typed, โ€œfor my layman’s, unscientific mind, please tell me how air quality is improved by vehicles crawling through at 20mph. Especially as this will more than likely mean being in at least 3rd gear if not lower. I’m sorry but the pedestrian is not King no matter how much you penalise the motorists or quote ‘green improvements’.โ€

This made me ponder if there was any truth in this, though Miker G might rap it matters not, getting up to 20mph in Devizes town centre is a dream. In response โ€˜Jimmy Hillyโ€™ took from an extensive study by TFL, โ€œ20mph zones do not appear to worsen air quality and they dramatically reduce road danger. They also support a shift to walking and cycling, generate less traffic noise and reduce community severance.โ€

Jonathan dismissed it too, and weโ€™ve fact-checked what he says with Sustainable Devizes. โ€œI think there’s a lot of people, you know, sat somewhere on a keyboard with some made-up kind of human knowledge about whatever, without any facts, and you know, it’s life isn’t it? Life is full of lots of different views. The scientific facts for drivers of internal combustion engine powered vehicles are the more you press that accelerator the more fuel you will burn, the more emissions that you will create, obviously. The more environmentally friendly the vehicle is, as in its CO2 emissions are lower the less impact that will have, but even going from 30 to 20 is significant. When you multiply that by X amount of thousands of cars going through Devizes or wherever it happens to beโ€ฆ…โ€

โ€œWeโ€™ve a constrained traffic situation and not helped by the fact if you want to go to Salisbury or Andover or Swindon, you’ve gotta go through Devizes. It’s a mediaeval town and 21st century traffic, but if, and this is the point I made in The Gazette, if everything is in sync, if everything is going to 30, it doesn’t make any difference if everything’s going to 20. Because you’re in sync it will have an impact, and obviously on safety as well.โ€

Twenty, thirty, forty, makes no odds, you will always have spanners who ignore it, but if it makes the average moralistic motorist slow it can be no bad thing. Once the twenty limit is normalised, as it already is across many other towns and villages locally, you wonโ€™t contemplate it, as was the backlash against drink driving rules or seatbelts in the eighties; watch this video, redneck! How bizarre in reflection, and if boy racers complain about a meagre ten-mph reduction after some time, your argument will seem as absurd.

Twenty is plenty, get used to it, and climate change denialists, you should want to slow down; too fast on a disc-shaped planet and youโ€™ll drive straight over the edgeโ€ฆ do us all a favour!!


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St John’s Choir Christmas Concert in Devizes

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Large Unlicensed Music Event Alert!

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Humble Pie Over Danny K’s Coate Road Development Comments Rant? Unlikely!

Oh Deirdre me, we can’t all be as perfect and flawless as Councillor Iain Wallis, and as the Dalek said climbing off the dustbin, we all make mistakes!

Cream crackered after my standard early shift, on Tuesday I rushed out a knee-jerk reaction to Danny Kruger’s comments against the permitted Coate Road development, because I knew other local media would also jump on the bandwagon; you have to be quick to beat the big guns.

It has since come to light, thanks to a civilised reply from councillor Judy Rose, some of the content is slightly misinformed, but while I’m willing to admit it, if you think I’m eating humble pie you can think again! There remains a more general crucial point, I figure, even if some facts about the development itself weren’t, precisely, on the ball.

I might just nibble the crust, if humble pie comes with a crust, or is it more like a shepherd’s pie? Either way it’s unlikely I’ll dive right in, least of all apologise, thatโ€™s sooo not me! Much of the content was taken from a BBC article, and what can I say? I pay my licence fee, local media source content from the Tory-bias Beeb, at least I tarnish mine with opinion rather than lift it wholesale. 

It was Dannyโ€™s u-turned angle which had me suspicious, it seemed now he was in support of the campaign against it, as before this storm in a teacup I too was dead against the location of this development and signed petitions against it. But the reasoning for Tuesdayโ€™s article was my dubiousness of anything which comes out of Dannyโ€™s silver-spooned cakehole; can you really blame me for that?!

Justified, I believe, after his several chauvinistic and homophobic comments. Comments which I called him out for, and via Councilor Iain Wallis’s wonky peepers, constituted me being “unpleasant,” I quote. Trying to twist my melon around this, ol’ Danny K can cast any archaic and deplorable views he feels fit to do so, and use his position as MP to preach his narrow-minded religious dogma, but if I question him for it, I’m the one being “unpleasant?” Okay, that sounds fair!

โ€œIโ€™m afraid youโ€™ve really got this wrong,โ€ Judy expressed, โ€œNot about Kruger, although I find his conversion to opposing the 5-year housing land supply a rather dramatic and convenient vote-solidifying change-of-heart, but about the very real concerns regarding the Coate Road development.โ€ Which is fair enough, and enlightening too. For it is far nicer to address such corrections to us directly, rather than Mr Wallis, who opted to post his hatred only on his own biassed Facebook group, Devizes Issues, of which anyone who disagrees is promptly banned, including us.  

This practice of slagging us off behind our backs is standard for this particular councillor, and far from the first time he has done so. Why he does this I can only speculate neither wish to dwell on, but being he recently posted a claim Wiltshire Council is about to produce an events guide, (obviously at taxpayerโ€™s expense) seems he is determined to attempt to wreck our good reputation, or ruin us all together. I’d imagine because he has no control over us. It is vindictive and spiteful, and given such circumstances it is evident, much less blatantly obvious, his intention wasn’t to correct us, rather deliberately discredit us.

Back on point, Judy explained, โ€œThe traffic from this housing estate would mostly use London Road, or rat-run via Coate to access the Swindon road. Adding potentially some 4-500 cars to that stream of traffic is a nightmare scenario by any account, which is why it was refused last time round, and nothing has changed in the interim. More affordable (and we can get into precisely what that is supposed to mean on another occasion, as in my view, it frequently is anything but!) housing is desperately needed, but there will be precious little of it on this or any other site if the developers do their usual cavalier approach and whittle down the numbers to as near zero as they can!โ€

โ€œI have been on the Neighbourhood Plan team for over 10 years, and the most frustrating thing is that we cannot get the numbers of affordable housing up because developers just will not build them, so please donโ€™t imagine that if this scheme went ahead, there would be a sudden upsurge in their numbers! The developer may well be bragging about 30% affordable housing, but weโ€™ve been here before with other developer promises, and Iโ€™ve yet to see any dramatic increase in numbers of so-called affordable housing! Traffic jams would certainly increase, but not affordable housing numbers!โ€

And herein was my point, if confused with the details of the development itself, that affordable, and by this I mean it by the actuality of the word, affordable, is needed. If I was trashed by Iain for stating 10% was the minimal requirement, I did clearly say that was a national requirement, not a county one, leading me to ponder if it was deliberate skewering of my words, or if he simply missed that point, either of which suggests I wasnโ€™t the only one who made a mistake! But whatever, it is obvious this percentage needs to be increased significantly by Wiltshire Council, otherwise theyโ€™re building homes only the few can afford, and not enough for those who cannot; Tory economics.

Ergo my suspicions this is deliberately done to uphold the conservative stranglehold on our constituency at a time they fear their national level corruption will come back to haunt them, even here, is, I believe, reasonable to assume. Fair to note, this is also the reason while Conservative MPs will fight between themselves over the boundary changes in the next General Election, as Chippenham MP Michelle Donelan knows full well her seat is safer if the Devizes parliamentary constituency is merged with hers.

But I want this change as I fear this recession will worsen tenfold if the current thieving parliament continues, and more will be on the streets. I want this change because I want diversity in the age demographic here; it is a nice place to live, this wouldnโ€™t change by allowing younger people to be able to start a home and family here too. But they are driven out by house prices, and this is unfair and morally corrupt. This was my general point, and I believe it is still valid; what is the best Wiltshire can do?

โ€œThe best Wiltshire seems to be able to do is to propose a site for social housing at the western end of town where it is not only outside the settlement framework boundary,โ€ Judy continued, โ€œbut its location also ignores the other criteria of the current Neighbourhood Plan which stipulates that the town centre, GP Surgeries, major shops and schools should all be within walking distance of any development! At well over a mile from any of these, this site fails, yet it is still likely to go ahead, with increased car usage, mainly because it is a Wilts Council proposal on Wilts Council land!โ€ Does this mean every small village and hamlet will have to be knocked down?! Of course not, if residents cannot walk a mile, they need to rely on an improved bus service; pie in the sky called infrastructure, it works in towns and cities far bigger than ours!

โ€œThere are sites that are more appropriate than Coate Road, but they are not coming forward, and it is not unreasonable to assume that this is because the developers wouldnโ€™t make as much profit on affordable builds as they would otherwise.โ€ Once again, the Tory economics, the majority mind-bogglingly voted for!

I thank Judy for filling us in, and explaining this twisted catch 22; I am clearer now, though remain unsatisfied; does this give others reason to hate me? We will always support the needs of the townsfolk and villagers, we would never go against this, and we are back to opposing the Coate Road development again, even if it means agreeing with Danny K!

But this was never, as falsely accused by Councillor Wallis, a personal attack on our homophobic and chauvinistic MP any more than deserved, only pondering why he had changed his view so fiercely on the issue.ย If, Mr Wallis, you can point out exactly where I have been in any way “unpleasant” as you so boldly put it, and do so in such a place it can be discussed civilly then please do, and I will, unlike you, apologise. But if you continue to unfairly discredit us on a social media site you have deliberately prevented us access to, you will face further criticism, but I love you Mr Wallis, like I love all mankind, and have never verbally attacked you personally, as you have to me; I forgive.

โ€œThe original refusal really was all about the traffic, and nothing to do with how any householders would vote,โ€ Judy concluded, โ€œGoodness knows, the majority of folk here who do bother to use the ballot box would vote for a donkey wearing a blue rosette without much further inducement!โ€ 

And thus we go around in circles; expect an unjustified โ€œtold you soโ€ grilling from the Devizes fรผhrer on his partisanship pile of piffle Facebook page, of which, because of our brute honesty, we cannot respond to, complete with the usual false allegations of victimisation, how we are bullying him and how, Trump-like, we are spreading โ€œfake news.โ€ At least I can admit when I got it wrong, or do we still need to slaughter every flying animal in the area because of an imaginary outbreak of bird flu on the Crammer?!  


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Your Place, or Mine? Devizes Town Council Squabbles Over Meeting Venue!

I’ve a mildly interesting word origin urban myth to bore you with before we begin on an opinion piece about the latest petty squabbling at Devizes Town Council, which, beggar belief, causes no consequence or botheration to proceedings of the town’s affairs, but stands to illustrate how pathetic and time wasting it’s all become; a council supposed to diplomatically decide necessary changes to better improve facilities in a town yet cannot even concur which hall to hold meetings in without toys being thrown from prams; so, back of the class, pay attention!

Word of the day is “text,” as in a body of words most commonly used in “text message.” Obviously, there’s a derivation from the term textiles, but how it came to be was pre-industrial revolution when weavers worked outside as the cloth was too large to manage in small houses. Being outside, they got to hear the word on the street, a bygone equivalent of taxi drivers and hairdressers! As public opinion mattered to early politicians they would gage and take notes from the weavers as they cast their opinion on current affairs, to take to parliament. The annotations, words from textiles, ergo, came to pass text would mean any body of words.

But it illustrates a point, as to read the recent lone ramblings of one rouge councillor’s renownedly biassed Facebook group, that Devizes Town Council aims to bar the public from attending meetings by switching back to a meeting room though historically used and deemed by a majority of councillors more suitable from another used only recently to insure social distancing during the pandemic, that really, upstanding politicians and councillors alike both want and need to gage public opinion, therefore, logically would encourage public interaction.

The Marketplace this weekend might be for street festival, but next Saturday, 27th May, is a bit of a letdown by comparison as the Devizes Town Council have their roadshow, unless they intend to break into a cover of Wonderwall, which is, fortunately, unlikely! But it is a regular occurence, the purpose of which is for the public to meet the councillors and pour out their concerns to them. In turn, it goes to prove the majority of councillors welcome public opinion. Which begs the question, why go to all that trouble, if this rant is genuine and to be believed, that the council doesn’t care for public interest?! It simply doesn’t make sense.

Two other town councillors have independently taken to other local Facebook groups to elucidate the reasons for the room switch, but being like many members of the public who dared to offer a differing opinion to the admin and town councillor of the page that the rant was posted on, the Devizes Issues, their pledge lies separate from the original post and they are unable to comment upon it. This leaves the admin, again, with the final say on the matter there, that other councillors are according to him, switching rooms in order to bar the public from attending meetings.

Longstanding councillor and former mayor Judy Rose was the one who proposed the move from the Town Hall Assembly Room back to the Council Chamber. “The reasons for wishing to return there have been suggested by a Conservative Cllr, Iain Wallis, is in order to keep the public out,” she explained, “I can state clearly that this proposal has nothing to do with keeping the public out, nor the spurious idea of โ€˜returning homeโ€™.”

She continued to outline the reasons for the move,”the acoustics of the Assembly Room are poor for the spoken word, even with mics. At our last Council meeting, an invited speaker used the mic, but still remained inaudible to many of us, and frequently, the same thing happens with councillor’s contributions. The arrangement of tables facing each other does not, at times, make for co-operative, civilised debate or behaviour.”

The public have always been able to attend meetings in the Council Chamber since the Town Hall was built. Prior to Covid, the meetings were moved to the Assembly Room when a larger contingent of the public was expected, a move which was relatively easy to anticipate from the contents of the agenda.

Judy expressed, “the public never have, nor will they ever be excluded from meetings, save under GDPR for certain exempt items concerning staff matters and commercial information about the properties owned by the Town Council. To suggest otherwise is completely mistaken, and to imply such a hidden agenda is not constructive and indeed very unhelpful in aiding the knowledge and understanding of how the Town Council operates.”

Guardian leader Jonathan Hunter also expressed his concerns, “this move is not about excluding any members of the public; itโ€™s about promoting a more positive and cohesive environment. Councillors do not want to exclude members of the public and to suggest that this is the case is completely false.”

“Whilst the super-sized venues of the Corn Exchange and Assembly Room were appropriate for Covid protocols, the Assembly Room has become a venue that promotes distance between councillors and the public. Regular difficulties with communication and, at times, an adversarial and confrontational atmosphere all make the Assembly room a poor choice environment and a venue that isnโ€™t fit for purpose. Councillors should be working together, and the environment should be positive, focused, and non confrontational.”

“Members of the public that were also present last night were asked for their views. Their conclusions were that the Assembly Room was confrontational.
In an attempt to sway opinion, it was unfortunate that one or two councillors stated that the public would be sat behind the backs of councillors within the council chamber in future meetings, even though the room layout hasnโ€™t been set up for future meetings. Councillors do not want to have their backs towards members of the public.”

Devizes Guardians, along with the Labour councillor, the Independent councillor and the newly elected Mayor all voted in favour. Three Conservative councillors abstained. The proposal was approved with a majority vote. But with these facts obscured from the more popular Facebook group the readers are faced with a one-sided evaluation of the issue and will likely believe what’s said because no one has come forward to challenge it; ministry of truth type stuff.

The very fact this has happened, and is of no rare occasion, implies more generally, that these accusations made against opposing councillors are in fact, nothing more than the power tripping ramblings of a particular councillor who’s only intentions are to belittle their fellow councillors and create the illusion he is the superhero of hour here to bound in wearing his spandex and restore public access to council meetings; is it a bird? Is it a plane?!

Yet, being a majority of residents, and councillors have been banned from the group, and/or are silenced by comments deleted, alternatively implies otherwise.

Now, I stand accused myself of “bullying and harrassing” this councillor, by none other than him, on an occasion where he posted a request for people to advertise upcoming events consequently causing a number of people to mention that Devizine was a good place to find such information. I didn’t encourage them to do this, and have no access to the group yet sonehow this constituted “bullying.”

Every comment which stated this simple fact was deleted, and many were banned from the group. Suggesting there appears to be a personal vendetta against us, when really, as we cover discrepancies and problematic issues arising from local politics, it so unduly seems to be near every time such a happening occurs within Devizes Town Council it seems the same councillor is at the heart of the squabble. This doesn’t mean we have deliberately targeted anyone in particular, and we certainly haven’t bullied or harassed anyone.

I could go out on a whim and suppose, on this occasion the councillor in question is right, and all the other town councillors intend to bar the public from meetings, but unfortunately for him, there’s simply no logical explanation as to why they would want to do this, and furthermore, if it is the truth, has he never read The Boy Who Cried Wolf?!

Ask yourself this question, who would you believe, the individual town councillor who has lied, maliciously exaggerated and skewered facts, censored anyone opposing him then plays the victim, or a majority of councillors simply motivated by the notion of doing what’s best for our town?

Just remember all this come local council elections, boi, I did say pay attention; it’s petty, I know, but makes one wonder how they fair on bigger issues when they throw their toys out of pram over what room to hold a meeting in to solve said bigger issues! Mind you, if I was mayor the council would be Playboy bunnies and meetings would held in a hotub, so no one’s perfect!


Devizes Town Council Welcomes New Councillor

Since the recent byelection for Devizes East, Guardian Vanessa Tanner was welcomed to The Town Council this month; Guardians of the Galaxy ensemble, or, maybe just Guardians of the Devizes, but you get the general gist! 

โ€œNot everyone would stand in an election,โ€ Vanessa said, which is a good start because I wouldnโ€™t want to; I could sit in one, maybe slouch a bit and snooze until it was time to hit the pub, but thatโ€™s about it!

Apologies, ignore my silly edits to bulk this out; Vanessa continued, โ€œby putting yourself forward as a representative for your community, you may open yourself up for criticism along with praise. We are hard-wired to remember the bad over the good so for your own self-preservation, you need to develop a tough skin and constantly remind yourself why it is important.โ€

โ€œSo why was it important for me to stand as a candidate in the recent by-election? I wanted to really engage in Devizes and be part of the community. Iโ€™m not a local born and bred, but Devizes has become my home and I love living here. Shortly after moving in, I met a group of people who are passionate about ensuring this little part of England remains beautiful and thriving. Those people are The Devizes Guardians. Each one of them with a story to tell about why they wanted to become Town Councillors.โ€

โ€œMy story is simple. I want to represent the people in my local area, to bring issues to the table and hopefully find solutions. Also, Iโ€™m already involved in a number of community groups, (Sustainable Devizes, CUDS, Devizes in Bloom, Dorothy House) so I wanted to represent them on the Town Council, to ensure their voices are heard. All that remains now is to do what I promised to do. Be a decent, honest and effective Councillor. Roll on the next couple of years.โ€

Roll on indeed, in our pre-election interview, well, I called it an interview, was more of a nice chinwag, I genuinely came away positively knowing Vanessa would make the perfect town councillor. Leader of the Guardians Jonathan Hunter commented, โ€œwe are grateful for the magnificent support shown by constituents in East Ward, along with the superb encouragement from those across the wider community who supported Vanessa Tannerโ€™s positive election campaign.โ€

โ€œIt was a hard fought campaign between the Conservatives, Labour and Devizes Guardians but despite lacking the resources of a national party, Vanessa won the election with an impressive 44% of the vote. The postal vote was incredibly strong, as was the strength of support for Vanessa on the doorstep.โ€ 

It was a testament to what can be achieved; though for the Guardians to have lost this seat, it still would not have tipped the balance to a Conservative majority. Local councils do not need persuasion from national political parties. They should be about what is best for the town. The Guardians are a conglomerate of independents. Jonathan touched on this point too, noting, โ€œresidents expressed their dissatisfaction with national and county politics and were keen to back an energetic and community-focused candidate from a party that champions local issues and campaigns for a better deal for Devizes and the local community.โ€

โ€œDevizes Guardians recognise the selfless public service from former Devizes Guardian and Town Councillor, the late Jane Burton, whose sad passing triggered this by-election.

Standing in an election isnโ€™t an easy decision and I would like to thank the other candidates for their efforts and support.โ€

We wish Vanessa all the best with her new role! 


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Crammer Working Party to ask Devizes Town Council to Endorse Dubious Approach to Future Management of the Crammer

Okay, I know, last thing I want is to be is a stuck record, always waffling about a pond in Devizes, but allow me thus, to express concerns in line with public opinion over the recommendation by the Crammer Working Party that the Committee endorses the approach being adopted by the Crammer Working Party in relation to the future management of the Crammer, which is due to be put forward in a Devizes Town Council Recreation & Properties Committee meeting on Tuesday 28th Marchโ€ฆbecause itโ€™s beyond wonkyโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Content of the agenda prioritises evaluations of the performance of council-run venues, including a report on the Hillworth Park Cafรฉ, running a net operating loss of ยฃ16,674. It sure is a nice cafรฉ, and nice to have a cafรฉ in the park, but if the preposterousness of the council isnโ€™t highlighted by the notion thereโ€™s a shop nearby which is considerably cheaper and, generalising, the most common users of the park are youths and families, the least groups with disposable funds right now to accommodate a costly cuppa and slice of cake when the shop will provide a viable alternative, the notion The Crammer Working Party is dedicated to the task it was set surely is the icing on the cake.

โ€œA recommendation that the Committee endorses the approach being adopted by the Cramer Working Party in relation to the future management of the Crammer,โ€ then, is the header to the section Iโ€™m dubious about. The Crammer Working Party being the very two councillors who weโ€™ve recently underscored for lying on social media about DEFRA testing the swans which died in Decemberโ€™s extreme cold spell, falsely confirming it was bird flu, staging a campaign to starve the birds by encouraging the public not to safely feed them and to argue with anyone defying their opinion by feeding, and censoring and banning anyone from their Facebook groups who dared to question it; yeah, those committed councillors!

The background explains a Planning Committee on 14th February where a loose association of concerned residents called Friends of the Crammer requested installation of specific wildlife warning signage, after several occasions where wildfowl had been killed by traffic. Which was promptly shot down by the Working Party members stating there was too much signage already and they considered more to be a distraction for drivers.

If the purpose of the report, is for the Committee to consider if it supports the working partyโ€™s approach to dealing with issues relating to the Crammer, let me explain to you exactly what they hypocritically came up with. Adamant specific warning signage would have a โ€œlimited impact on mitigating the issues surrounding wildlife and the adjoining highways, there is a sense that changing the way humans interact with wildlife may help, and one option may be to have a series of information boards surrounding the Crammer. These would give advice on the type of wildlife present, their behaviours as well as details on the history of the Crammer, including what its original use was.โ€ (“The way humans interact with wildlife may help” ?? They’re not running them over on purpose, I hope, or is that what they’re suggesting?!)

Butโ€ฆ.butโ€ฆ.but I thought you said there was too much signage already, and anymore would be a distraction, and now youโ€™re suggesting a small sign warning drivers to beware of wildfowl, which is pretty much standard in similar areas nationwide will have a limited impact, but whopping gurt information billboards labelling the species like itโ€™s a zoo is absolutely fine and dandy, and you expect a council to be blind to the hypocrisy here?!

What the council must decide is the purpose of the Crammer Working Party, which was in the eyes of the public to ensure the future conservation of the area and protection of the wildlife. Yet, in week where four ducks have been run over in separate incidents, The Crammer Working Party did not believe that the โ€œinstallation of signage was the right solution to the problem,โ€ and propose to babble on about the heritage of the Crammer, stating โ€œthere is also a significant heritage value associated with the Crammer, which should not be overlooked. To support this, various stakeholders have been sent a request to share their views on this aspect.โ€

In conclusion, then, if in true conservative philosophy the stakeholders and heritage of the site is more important to the Working Party than the feelings of the public that improvements to protect the wildlife needs attention, what really needs attention is the objectives of this Working Party. Members of the Friends of the Crammer are understandably outraged. One key member passionate about the wildlife there demands the Council gets rid of the Crammer Working Party, calling out the report as a โ€œthinly disguised attempt to play at being in charge and asserting control, but has highlighted that the CWP have no clue as to what is urgently needed. In almost a year since forming, the CWP have at no point indicated that the problems facing the Crammer wildlife are recognised or understood. What has instead been illustrated is ignorance of fatalities and health issues, ignorance of wildfowl habitat usage, and an unwillingness to listen to and discuss issues with the public actively supporting the Crammer wildlife. Instead, the CWP appears intent on maintaining an illusion that the CWP are active in the interests of the wildlife and the Crammer engaged public, when any one of those actively supporting Crammer wildlife daily can refute any such idea. The proposal of information boards is monstrously indicative of the CWP’s ignorance and unwillingness to engage and consult, adding to the built environment will only materially add to the obstacles and clutter mute swans must negotiate when attempting to move between the water surface and the grazing/rest/runway areas. Less obstacles need to be the objective, not more.โ€

Other members are wary, pondering โ€œif we go in all guns blazing, are we not in danger of the council becoming more intransigent?โ€ Of which I understand, but am hopeful councillors will see the logic that if a simple warning signpost is considered “clutter” an information board would be more so, having no effective reason for supporting. But the consensus is after taking a year to produce, the report is a farcical non-event, which says absolutely nothing. The group even proposes the possibility of creating their our own report with proposals based on research, expert advice, local knowledge and general feedback.

So, yeah, I know, itโ€™s just a duck pond, but a good and effective town council is being overshadowed by a few bad eggs, and this is symbolic of the charade. Maybe the Crammer Working Party could consider a tally chart on their information boards, so drivers can cross off the species of duck theyโ€™ve run over?!

Maybe rather than stare aimlessly at a stating-the-bloody-obvious sign saying, โ€œthis is a mallard, this is a swan, this is a moorhen,โ€ future generations could look more favourably at us, being the ones who took steps to better protect the wildlife depicted on the board, rather than wonder why a board exists without any evidence of the wildlife referenced on it!

Add a Dodo onto their anticipated information board, for the very idea of this so-called Working Party should be as dead as one! The Meeting is Tuesday 28th March, at the Cheese Hall, immediately following Planning Committee, you can attend to see the local council in action, you can witness if your money will spent on an elaborate superfluous information board against the objections of the public who think a far more effective and inexpensive warning sign really isnโ€™t that much to ask for.


Chatting with Vanessa Tanner; Guardian Candidate for Devizes East

While it may’ve been a week of social media turmoil at Devizes Town Council, the type usually reserved for national politics, a few hours prior to the uproar, I put the phone down after the kind of conversation which left me feeling more like I’d been catching up with an old friend, rather than interviewing a candidate for a local electionโ€ฆโ€ฆ

I got the notion before chatting to hopeful Guardian Town Councillor, Vanessa Tanner she feared I’d come over all Jeremy Paxman! It’s not fair play for me to interrogate a person any more than it’s the opposition in this by-election’s morals to post exaggerated and prejudicial statements about them, though they did.

It’s impossible to publish concentrated material, such as an interview, to match the velocity of which social media accelerates, therefore I intend to produce this interview as it was said before this whoha, hoping it will shed some light on the Guardian candidate’s character and personality. Then, it is up to residents of East Devizes to decide if it’s the kind of refractory group who would slanderously magnify a trivial error in hope of sabotaging the opposition which they want on their seat at the town council, or an active member of the community, too busy cleaning the streets, engaging in support groups, and with the public, to fuss over some bitterness on bias Facebook pages.

The opposition party’s outrageous claim
Vanessa’s statement explaining the situation

Though the appropriateness of sole Councillor-controlled social media groups was a subject I coincidently wanted to verbally jab Vanessa with, it was something she didn’t dwell on, and our chat begun with the reason why we have this by-election in the first place.

Town clerk, Simon Fisher said of Jane Burton, โ€œShe was fiercely knowledgeable about all things Devizes. In the Council Chamber, Jane was a formidable force unafraid to take on anyone to get her point over; however, whilst she would not always agree with a viewpoint others would over, she would always be respectful of differing opinions. She had many skills and attributes we all admired, but she had a special ability to connect with residents, to listen and advise.โ€

So, I opened said passive interrogation(!) suggesting Vanessa had some โ€œbig boots to fill!โ€ But she extended this like birds of a feather, โ€œit was actually Jane who asked me to join the Guardians,โ€ continuing with a recollection of a quiz night, โ€œand before I knew it I was a Guardian!โ€

Vanessa has been a volunteer of Devizes Clean Up Squad for four years, and we spoke of the fantastic work they do. Though Vanessa is so active in the community, we moved swiftly onto her involvement with the โ€œLove Devizesโ€ group. โ€œYes,โ€ she explained, โ€œit started off with Love Devizes during Covid, and I was delivering meals during that time, for the people who couldnโ€™t get out, and then it changed to Love Ukraine, which I became heavily involved in, because we had the first Ukraine guests here.โ€

Devizes CUDS

Meandering already, a heart-breaking tangent ensued about her guests. Vanessa revealed how they only stayed a couple of months; after Russian concentration lessened in her hometown of Kiev, they returned to help her family, and for concern to their childrenโ€™s wellbeing. To encourage our conversation back to her as a candidate, as I felt her passion on the subject wouldโ€™ve led her to talk on this subject forever, I offered all this was evidence enough that she is a people-person. But does Vanessa hope to get the time to carry-on groups like the CUDs if she was to become a councillor?

With a tone of upmost sincerity she replied, โ€œI hope so,โ€ expressing her job had come to an end and venturing she should have enough time. Being she had stated she only had half-hour to chat, and Iโ€™d already diverted it to Ukraine, she replied, โ€œIโ€™m quite good at time management!โ€ Best rush through my questions, because Iโ€™m hopeless at it!

I wondered if there was any other charities or support groups Vanessa was actively engaged in, and that was precisely why we only had a half-hour window; she was off to work at the Dorothy House shop. โ€œAnd Sustainable Devizes is a big thing for me,โ€ Vanessa continued. Though a hot topic with the public, The Crammar isnโ€™t part of East Devizes, her association with the environmental group is enough to convince me of her penchant for wildlife and environmental issues. The Guardians in general have been engaged with talking to the Friends of the Crammar campaign group, and so we switched to the lack of electric-car charging points in Devizes. Again, though Vanessa relayed the question to a personal anecdote; her son came to stay, who has an electric car, but there is nowhere in town which an accessible charging point. โ€œSo, I raised it with Wiltshire Council, and asked on Devizes Issues, where are these car charging points, andโ€ฆ. There arenโ€™t any!โ€

Vanessa wrote to the supermarkets to ask them when they were likely to put them in, โ€œand I worked out that Devizes is the biggest town in Wiltshire without any electric car charging points.โ€ I sighed, as she sustained, โ€œI think theyโ€™re coming, there was a debate in the council a couple of weeks ago, about when they should be putting them in.โ€

New builds, I turned the subject onto. Vanessa agreeing encouraging contractors to up the percentage of affordable housing on new builds was vital to maintaining an age demographic in town, otherwise younger residents are priced out of the market. Neatly bringing us around to the other hot topic, youth crime. I asked Vanessa if she agreed we needed to improve funding for youth groups and associations. โ€œI think with any bad behaviour thereโ€™s always a reason which we have to get to the bottom of,โ€ she replied, โ€œwhat is motivating some to smash a window rather than play football, and if you can get to the bottom of the issue, itโ€™s a lot easier to get these people engaged in society again, because at the moment theyโ€™re marginalised but everybody misbehaves for a reason.โ€

I reasoned itโ€™s for the prestige, so to reduce several youths away from following the perpetrators, theyโ€™ve less of an audience reaction, lessening the thrill. โ€œThatโ€™s never a bad thing,โ€ Vanessa replied, โ€œto have more facilities. If we can get those reopened, it would be great.โ€

I admit, I hoped Vanessa would bring the subject of subsidising youth initiatives and groups up of her own accord, but in agreeing with me they should was, to be honest, a good enough baseplate. Plus, she did continue to say, โ€œI think by what Jonathan (Hunter-leader of the Guardians) was telling me, weโ€™re already quite a way down the road to getting a youth engagement officer, so, that will get the ball rolling.โ€

The importance of selecting the right person for such a job was her resultant, โ€œand thatโ€™s something a trained youth engagement officer will know how to do; weโ€™re on the road to getting one of those, and hopefully we can get to the bottom of it. Nobody wants to get their window broken, or be frightened to go out at night, and you donโ€™t want that in a town. As soon as this is dealt with the better, but I think Iโ€™m more of a carrot than a stick person!โ€

more of a carrot than a stick person!

Unaware of this idiom, I laughed, proposing it could be our headline: Vanessa; Carrot or Stick?! โ€œNobody likes to be told what to do,โ€ she explained, as I did bring my grievance about Wiltshire Council holding an open-event on the youth crime subject whereby youths themselves were unable to attend. โ€œThey like be involved with decision making. Discussion, compassion, and kindness is the way forward,โ€ Vanessa stated. In this, we must ask ourselves, exactly what is a town councillor, and what do we want from them?

Do we need them to be academics of law and national politics, seemingly expert enough to spot a minuscule flaw in the oppositionโ€™s election leaflet and expand it to a full-blown attack only for the purpose of upstaging them in a race to the position, or do we need someone so obviously concerned for our amenities, our environment and public wellbeing, motivated and active towards changing it? For the subjects we covered which do appear on Vanessaโ€™s promises, she was clearer and more adamant on; the green issues of car-charging, and cycle paths, and creating shared spaces, and keeping Devizes independently run.

Indeed, my question was one of statements inviting discussion, that national political parties should be kept out of local council, the very ethos of the Guardians. โ€œYes,โ€ she explained, โ€œso everyone in the Guardians have their own political views but theyโ€™re not bought to the table, because we are all about the town. Weโ€™re about what happens here, not about what the national parties have dictated to us.โ€

Ironically, other parties entering this election pledge a similar promise, though assigned to a national party for funding, they unyielding suggest they too are independently based, though I must ask, surely if someone is funding your campaign, theyโ€™ll demand you sway in their favour, at least tow the party line, and carry out the position with the shared philosophy. โ€œI canโ€™t answer for them!โ€ Vanessa laughed it off, โ€œI just know the Guardians are independent, and we will do whatโ€™s best for our town.โ€

And herein lies my concluding section, on councillorโ€™s use of social media, of which you should note happened before the brash and vastly embellished statements of their breaking of election law, by the oppositionโ€™s Conservative campaigner Iain Wallis, on his self-run Facebook group. I put to Vanessa, โ€œsocial media is another sour point with the public now, because while itโ€™s an advantage for councillors to gage public opinion, and visa-versa, some feel those councillors active on social media arenโ€™t really listening to them, rather brashly using it to blow their trumpets, and those who disagree are censored. Do you feel what we need is more attention to a create a united council social media output, so the majority, voice of a united council is the definite article?โ€

โ€œWouldnโ€™t that be lovely?!โ€ Vanessa responded with, โ€œin an ideal world! Youโ€™ve got twenty-odd different characters, havenโ€™t you? I think they came together for Covid, Ukraine, the bigger things, but theyโ€™re different adults from different backgrounds who are bound to disagree.โ€

But thatโ€™s what a council is, isnโ€™t it; to discuss these things, nail out a definite agreeance, and then go onto social media, unitedly announcing the decision? โ€œSocial media is a tool, but also a dangerous place to air your grievances. We have got a social media policy, created by Wiltshire Council, and in the main work occasionally thereโ€™s a little bit of spat, but it settles down again. But thatโ€™s not the place to air your dirty laundry, in my opinion. I use social media to inform people of whatโ€™s going on, not to have an argument.โ€ How sad that not hours after Vanessa told me this, she was victim to this precise kind of attack by the opposition, only to better their chances of winning the by-election on 30th March? It says more about them than her.

Vanessa would like to conclude, she is โ€œa real-person, just because I do a lot of community work doesnโ€™t mean I donโ€™t find time to get out and enjoy the pubs and restaurants of Devizes.โ€ She giggled throughout this bit, โ€œI try to frequent all of them, but not all at once! There are twenty-two drinking establishments, youโ€™d be a mess at the end of it, wouldnโ€™t you?โ€ I didnโ€™t like to suggest, Iโ€™d given it my best shot, so our chat regressed back to local environmental issues, for itโ€™s something Vanessa is obviously passionate about, but in this is precisely her character and charm, and itโ€™s infectious, exactly what I believe we need in a town councillor.


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Swan Dies in Road Accident at The Crammer

A swan from the Crammer hit on the road between Morrisonโ€™s roundabout and the traffic lights this morning, has died….

In territorial disputes, the wildfowl will chase others, and they will flee onto the road. In other cases, desperate for food, some venture afield and cross the dangerous road.

Emotionally upset, founding member of the Crammer Watch team took it to McQueens for the incinerator.

It sadly highlights the necessity for signage on both roads warning drivers of birds crossing. We do hope the Devizes Town Council will raise this notion at the next meeting and look forward to reporting their response.


Facebook groups and pages with information and support for the Crammer:

Crammer Watch: Facebook page.

Friends of the Crammer: Facebook group.


Devizes Town Councillors LIED About Bird Flu on Crammer

As temperatures rise from the coldest December spell in a decade, life on Devizes Crammer is returning to normal. The Crammer Watch team concentrate their efforts on the natural course of activities for the wildfowl present, as aggressive swans drive others onto the roadside in territorial disputes...โ€ฆ

Meanwhile, confused as to whether they should be fed, due to a lack of official advise to update them on the situation, townsfolk are understandably concerned for their health and wellbeing, after the deaths of two swans and two Canada Geese in December.

But the questions which need to be asked now, but clearly are not, are concerned more with the appropriateness of actions taken by Devizes Town Councillors on the matter; off I go, not wanting to issue a rant so close into a new year, but feeling it’s imperative; someone’s gotta say it……

Firstly, Guardian Town Councillor, Chris Greenwood declared on the Devizes News Facebook page that an outbreak of bird flu had be confirmed on the Crammer, and the birds had been collected by DEFRA for testing. This was backed up by a stern campaign on another Facebook group, Devizes Issues, by the admin and Conservative town councillor, Iain Wallis, not to feed the wildfowl on the Crammer to prevent spread of the disease.

Only when questioned on his statement did Mr Greenwood revert to DEFRA guidelines, stating any suspected outbreak should be treated as a definite outbreak, therefore this governed his advice to stop feeding the wildfowl. Meanwhile, Mr Wallis took it upon himself to delete any differing opinions on his own Facebook group. The argument for continuing to feed being, because of a lack of natural food source, the wildfowl would consequently die of starvation, if bird flu was evident or not.

They both informed the public DEFRA had collected the birds for testing, and this was backed up belatedly by Devizes Town Council, who issued a notice advising the same, not to feed the wildfowl. Clerk Simon Fisher adding in his published musings that the Council were operating on skeleton staff during the period, despite it being some weeks prior to Christmas.

As confirmation from DEFRA didn’t arrive all went quiet on the Western Front, updates were scarce and suspiciously varying. Councillor Wallis stated DEFRA were “busy,” others suggested DEFRA was closed for Christmas, a fortnight prior to Christmas. Councillor Greenwood stated no confirmation was likely, as DEFRA rarely test individual birds. But the real facts are coming to light from a leaked email from Clerk Simon Fisher to a Crammer Watch member; the birds were never collected by DEFRA at all.

In the email Mr Fisher states, “we did report the bird in the hope they would be collected but they werenโ€™t. Given the time period and the level of decay that had started to set in, the birds were double bagged and disposed of. We are pleased that since the initial incidents, that there have been no more deaths, but we are now seeking advice from the Wetland Trust on the best way to feed the birds, which may be something that we do it ourselves in the future.”

Seems evident now it’s all been one big, fat fib, the likelihood of bird flu remains unknown and so does the chances of ever knowing. Only one bird on the canal has been reported dead since the original few during the freezing spell in December, DTC reports today, and well, nature takes its course, wild animals will unfortunately die. There’s as much evidence to suggest there never was an outbreak of bird flu as much as there was, but the truth may never be known. Reasons why the issue has been handled so appallingly would be speculation. Despite no one was pointing a finger, it was a close one to call after all, Iโ€™ll give them that much. Yet, I believe what needs to be questioned is the bolshy way this was pushed into effect via social media hysteria caused by the individual Councillors.

And of course, none of it would be a problem if the birds were in an area with a natural food source, for without it, as is the Crammer, the birds will die of starvation, infected with bird flu or not. Furthermore, there’s a danger to the birds crossing over the busy road to find alternative means of food from nearby pub and supermarket bins. This information of the lack a natural food source was passed to us by Swan Support, when they aided a rescue of swans struck by pollution in the Crammer back in springtime. The reason why Crammer Watch was set up. Crammer Watch advocated feeding the birds safely and individually would give them the sustainability to survive the freezing conditions, and the jury was out for the while, now it seems it was the right thing course of action, after all.

The argument put forward by the councillors active on social media was by not feeding the birds we are reducing the likelihood they’ll congregate and spread the disease. I get this, I really do, yet through various channels Crammer Watch sourced information from DEFRA, from the top UK medical boffins and the King’s Swan Marker; they’re not simply acting on a whim.

They say it isn’t illegal to feed and where local authorities are trying to stop it in most cases, they have installed barriers and taken over safe feeding. Devizes Town Council have none of this yet, and only now, a month too late, have they suggested it โ€œmay be something that we do it ourselves in the future.โ€

But the really concerning issue is by the aforementioned town councillor, Iain Wallis, responsible for the area the Crammer is, in mounting a huge campaign for no feeding, via being admin of the controversial Facebook group, Devizes Issues, which saw any angle of debate questioning the ruling we should stop feeding the wildfowl, promptly deleted and the commenters banned. Mr Wallis furthered the campaign by suggesting townsfolk should take the law into their own hands by reprimanding anyone found feeding the swans.

It’s one thing for admin of a claimed “unbiased” social media group to delete misinformation, it’s another to eradicate personal opinions, especially when there’s no confirmation of the fact. Now temperatures have returned to normal, comments on the post have been turned off, so no updated information seems to allowed, the word is final there; don’t feed the swans.

The final straw in this matter, for me, was to encourage the public to question anyone feeding the birds, as, and let’s be frank here, it’s obvious this would lead to a โ€œtorches and pitchforksโ€ scenario, in which enraged abuse is thrown at anyone who dares to take an opposing opinion to Mr Wallis. Lo and behold, several reports of this have been made by victims of such verbal abuse, one person claiming an angered man shouted at her child for feeding the ducks. What have we become?!

Make no mistake, this outcome is outrageous and despicable, in my opinion, and questions should be raised as to councillor Iain Wallis’s motives behind such a forceful approach. As no official updates were given, people continued obey and not feed the wildfowl, much less drive others away from feeding them by hurling abuse at them.

But why, you understandably ask, and the only answer I can provide is, I donโ€™t know. The birds there would obviously die if not fed, providing more evidence for a supposed but unproven case of bird flu. Councillor Greenwood stated in no uncertain circumstances, such a continuation of deaths will result in a mass cull of all birds in the area, interestingly he noted the gulls and the pigeons. The very gulls Wiltshire Councillor Laura Mayes has been calling for a cull of for months, and likewise the very same town councillor, Iain Wallis, has been pushing for a cull of the pigeons?

Permission needs granting to cull birds, if relevant agencies assess there’s not a significant pigeon problem in the area, they’ll not issue a licence. But we’ve heard nothing of the result on this, and they say no news is good news. I could fairly venture therefore, they didn’t issue any such licence, ergo pushing for a case of bird flu would be the backdoor to having a cull. Of course, this is speculation, but I worry, why else is this being pushed without evidence, and isn’t it coincidental the same councillor pushing this is the one who campaigned to cull the pigeons?

What other reason could there be? That the councillor is, much less a wildlife expert, because he’s not, but a caring soul for wildlife? A confessed Conservative blindly following the advice of DEFRA unquestionably. DEFRA, a government department, the same government which, against advice of financial experts condoned we’re best leaving the EU and plummeted us into recession, a government who, against advice of the World Health Organisation, suggested we’d not need to lockdown in a worldwide pandemic until after international jetsetters flew in for a profitable horse race? A government who profited from said lockdown and partied through it while advising we don’t see our babies born or our elderly relatives die? A government who crushed the NHS and education budgets, have continued to lie at every given opportunity? That government? Oh yeah, sounds viable to me!

If it feels like said government have little respect for human life, why do you suppose they would for animals? A government with the kingpin prime minister stating a fetish of fox hunting, continuing to find reasonable grounds to turn the hunting act around, and advocating other unlawful blood sports, and a badger cull, for example, without any real proof it leads to bovine Tb in cattle. And ultimately, a government which assigns an MP like Thรฉrรจse Coffey as minister for DEFRA, despite voting against protecting Animal Welfare and Food Standards from post-Brexit trade deals, as well as a lengthy voting record of other disgracefully unjust and oppressive issues. Face it, Thรฉrรจse Coffey doesn’t view animals as sentient, least that’s what her voting record revealed.

The MP who defended Rebekah Brooks as chief executive of News International when they thought it’d be fun to hack the phone of murdered teenager Milly Dowler, claiming objectors were on a “witch hunt,” yet had no issue aiding a similar witch hunt against Marcus Rashford, for merely suggesting the poorest children should be fed during the pandemic? Oh right, yeah, she sounds like someone who gives a toss about some swans living in a duck shit pond in Devizes, for sure.

Apologies if you feel I’ve gone off on a wild tangent here, but it feels like another brick in the wall. When a topic is debatable it usually means the motivation behind each side differs. Mine is purely based on the protection of the wildlife, the other side argue the same, but all I called for is a debate, with experts present, on how the Crammer can be improved to help the wildlife there. Chris Greenwood’s response to a call for a natural food source and an island ideal for bird flight paths, was “Thereโ€™s currently no real possibility of providing a natural food source in or near the Crammer, due to it potentially restricting flight paths for the swans and geese, it would also disrupt the aesthetics of the area, by changing the very nature of a feature of our Town.โ€

The latter part of this raises the question of what folk in Devizes want, a pretty looking pond unsuitable and dangerous for the wildlife which visits it, or a conservational area apt for sustaining the needs of the wildlife. Crammer Watch say, “the Crammer had an island in the middle during the Victorian period, there is no other imaginable reason for its introduction unless it was precisely because of the aesthetic enhancement of walks.”

The first part of this, quite frankly, is codswallop. Crammer Watch points out, โ€œswans drop in but canโ€™t take off because there isnโ€™t a long enough stretch of water for a safe runway and they canโ€™t clear the trees or buildings.” Also stating โ€œI have only seen them take off from the Green, albeit one may have taken off from water alone in June. I have started to wonder whether a way could be engineered to put swans off of dropping in. If non breeders drop in they find it impossible to leave in the short term and nothing to eat.”

Ergo, given Occam’s razor, that the explanation that requires the fewest assumptions is usually the correct one, without any confirmation or even evidence of bird flu, and the only birds dying in the extreme cold has now stopped as the temperature levelled, the argument with fewer explanations required is that the birds died of extreme weather conditions, as is the unfortunate natural course of life.

Whether or not the unsuitable conditions at the Crammer played a part in this, well, we could carry on all night with, but what’s clear, without feeding they’ll die anyway, so the logical reasoning is to feed them and anyone who says otherwise are either misinformed or have a different agenda. I also apologise to those councillors I’ve called out on this, all’s fair in love and war, for there’s a fair chunk of speculation presented, I’ll admit, but I can see no other reason for staging such a ferocious campaign against feeding them without the required evidence. But more so, I question the need to incite folk to police it themselves, for this would undoubtedly cause friction.

I believe a full, independent enquiry needs to be done, as to why the councillors perpetrated their fictious campaign; what else are they lying to us about?

Let’s hope for a positive outcome for the new year ahead, but if not, I urge you to leave The Devizes Issues Facebook group, because no one should be taking its advice and reprimanding children for feeding ducks; inexcusable behaviour from a town councillor, for heaven help if incited verbal abuse turned physical.


Anyone For Table Tennis at Hillworth Park?

Yep, it’s true, Devizes’ wonderful Hillworth Park is to get an all-weather outdoor table tennis table, installed over the coming weeks, agreed at a Devizes Town Council recreation and properties committee meeting yesterday.

Funded through the council’s CIL receipts, the project has been a bit ping-pong since the idea was put forward at the beginning of the year, with supplier and contractor issues, but looks likely to be smashed over the net very soon.

A positive strategy has also been served into action for those remaining town playparks in need of attention. Playgrounds in Cowslip Close, Festival Close and Wadworth Road have been earmarked by the council’s play area working party for repair and funding has been confirmed for them.

Councillor Jonathan Hunter, who has been formulating youth objectives and a working group structure recently said, “I believe the council has listened, and continues to listen to the community with action orientated follow up work that will improve play areas.”

Moving in the right direction to address youth issues could see a safe space youth venue, youth council inclusion schemes and a youth civic award scheme too. But little acorns, Devizine plans to grill Mr Hunter soon about progress on these exciting ventures addressing young people’s issues, over a nice cuppa, naturally, but for now, anyone for table tennis?!


Devizes Public Living Room Finds New Home

It’s great news today, as the social circle Devizes Public Living Room has been offered The Cheese Hall to continue their weekly gatherings, by Devizes Town Council.

Living Room projects like this have been running across the world, pre-pandemic, and can be a lifeline for communities, providing nonspecific engagements, activities and a meeting point. There are no requirements, no age, gender or any limitations. Active member Angela Giles told me what she loves about the group, “there is no agenda and no labelling. We just come and be ourselves. Free to chat about whatever we want to, or not, and basically all over a cuppa!”

Originally operarting in the Shambles, the group have been meeting outside at the Wharf for a few months, as the Shambles was no longer an available option. With concerns of the changing season, the group have been concerned about finding a new base.

Angela Giles together with other members, Thomas Green and Nic Ola approached Devizes Town Council at a meeting yesterday evening, and their request was granted to use the Cheese Hall.

Councillor Jonathan Hunter said, “Iโ€™m absolutely delighted that a great facility can be used to benefit others and promote social inclusion. I thank my fellow councillors for believing in this group and supporting the request for a safe space for Devizes Public Living Room to call their home.”

You’d be forgiven for assuming, if you’ve been following certain local Facebook groups recently, that the concentration of Devizes Town Council meetings have been preoccupied by a petty squabble over social media policy. This great and righteous permission goes some way to illustrate the content of Council meetings are far from the temper tantrums being hypocritically portrayed, and positive outcomes can be reached.

Here at Devizine, we would like to thank the town council for their decision, and congratulate the camerados of the Devizes Public Living Room group; put the kettle on, guys, as soon as you’re settled in the big cheese I’ll bring some custard creams over!

Unless, of course, you prefer bourbons?

For more info about Devizes Public Living Room, follow their Facebook page, here.


Big Events Like Confetti Battle are Great for Devizes, But Where Can the Disabled Park?

I believe I speak for most of us, when I say we all love that Devizes punches above its weight when it comes to hosting some grand universal events, such as yesterdayโ€™s historic, if bizarre local ritual, Confetti Battle. DOCA and others, such as the Devizes Food & Drink Festival, use the Market Place to be exactly what it was intended for, free social gatherings. They take a lot of organising, and are open to everyone to enjoy, or are they?

When the parking places in Market Place are occupied by an event and carparking is closed there, there is no provision or replacement for the absence of disabled bays, and a lack of them causes some disabled people to be unable to attend.

I spoke to Claire, who is disabled and lives in Devizes. Claire wouldโ€™ve liked to attend the Confetti Battle this year, โ€œI would like to attend Christmas events too,โ€ she said, โ€œbut there is no option for disabled people to park.โ€

โ€œI do appreciate how hard people work to make our lovely town fun,โ€ Claire expressed, โ€œbut I had to miss last night because there was nowhere close enough to park.โ€

I must confess, in promoting our events I hadnโ€™t stopped to consider this, and would like to be clear, this is, I suspect, an oversight on Devizes Town Councilโ€™s part. Therefore, Iโ€™m not out to point fingers and play the blame game, (ha, not this time!) rather to suggest some provision is introduced so when disabled bays are closed for events, suitable temporary bays can be created specifically for disabled badge-holders. โ€œEven if one extra disabled person could enjoy the events,โ€ Claire stated, โ€œthis will make a difference to someone’s life, rather waiting to see it all in Facebook, which is what I do.โ€

This is unfortunate and unfair, certainly unintentional, but Iโ€™m confident with some awareness spreading itโ€™s easily resolved. Iโ€™d be interested to hear any town councillorโ€™s views on this, their feedback would be helpful; hey, no, their feedback is essential! I will call out ignorance on the issue if not, (they know that by now!)

No large-scale event goes ahead without meeting requirements for the disabled, simple as. Iโ€™d suggest perhaps arranging a booking-in system so a specific number of parking bays can be reserved, this way everyone with a blue badge who wants to attend can, and needless spaces wouldnโ€™t be used as disabled bays. That would take one DTC admin and one spreadsheet five minutes to produce.

โ€œThese events should be for all,โ€ Claire asked me, โ€œwouldnโ€™t you agree?โ€ That doesnโ€™t need answering, Claire, not from me Iโ€™m afraid, Iโ€™m with you fully, and Iโ€™m here to pitch the same question to the powers that be. Perhaps there is some provision already in place that we donโ€™t know of, but Iโ€™m happy to publish any such answer too.

Iโ€™m aware Wiltshire Council is introducing paying for disabled parking in their carparks, but that is a different topic for another time, donโ€™t even get me started on that. Weโ€™re here today to assume something as simple as allowing space for disabled folk to accessibly park to be able to enjoy the events as we do, be resolved. Whether or not they have to pay for that space is the responsibility of Wiltshire Council, who, to be honest, Iโ€™m at my tethers end with anyway.

โ€œI had to cancel plans this weekend in town,โ€ Claire continued, โ€œbecause I couldn’t park close enough. Not even close enough to get to the pharmacy, so I went without my pain relief.โ€ We await your response with thanks, Devizes Town Council.


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If Devizesโ€™ celebrated FullTone Festival is to relocate to Whistley Roadโ€™s Park Farm for next summerโ€™s extravaganza, what better way to give it the rusticโ€ฆ

DOCAโ€™s Young Urban Digitals

In association with PF Events, Devizes Outdoor Celebratory Arts introduces a Young Urban Digitals course in video mapping and projection mapping for sixteen to twentyโ€ฆ

Jol Roseโ€™s Ragged Stories

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Vince Bell in the 21st Century!

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Deadlight Dance New Single: Gloss

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Citizenโ€™s Adviceโ€™s Plea for Funding From Local Councils as Wiltshire Council Slash Their Budget

Do you take Citizenโ€™s Advice for granted? For many itโ€™s a lifeline, the first port of call for any issues rising from legal, debt, consumer, and housing, yet Wiltshire Council has slashed ยฃ100k off its funding, about one-third of their budget. Makes you wonder why they ever dropped their slogan, โ€œwhere everybody matters,โ€ really, doesnโ€™t it?!

The independent organisation has been rallying local town and parish councils for support. A spokesman from Citizenโ€™s Advice was heard at the Devizes Town Council Committee Meeting on Tuesday 16th August, to plea for financial help.

The trade publication Third Sector states around 60% of Citizens Advice funding comes from government sources, but Citron contends thereโ€™s tension between Citizens Advice and the government, because while the charity relies on government funding to survive, itโ€™s most effective as a high-profile critic of government policy. As if the government has any policies worthy of criticism! But cuts like these forces the bureau to seek much more funding from other sources. Locally, theyโ€™re approaching major towns and parishes for support.

As well as rising prices, Devizes Town Council explained the spokesperson was keen to point out this was โ€œunfortunate in timing as they anticipated a rash of applications for help when the next raise in energy caps occurs, as well as coping with the other challenges of inflation.โ€

Councillor Ian Hopkins rightfully criticised the savagery of the cut and the timing, suggesting the town council โ€œwere not the authority to whom they should be appealing but, in suggestion a more rational approach, suggested an application in the autumn, prior to budget setting.โ€

Our local branch is situated in New Park Street, yet serves a wider community across villages and other local towns, so, Councillor Burtonโ€™s enquiry if funds would be spent on supporting Devizes people only could not be reassured by the spokesperson. She did however confirm they had received some responses offering various sums.

Councillor Hunter asked whether any other of their services could be redirected back to Wiltshire Council or other agencies. The representative confirmed that Age UK has been supportive but CAB remains the first port of call during which they hope to empower clients to follow up themselves, leaving it unlikely that Wiltshire Council would be impacted.

There was a surge amidst Devizes Town Council of favouring grants which would be kept for local use, but the councillor Hopkins suggested that ยฃ1,500 should be given, pending a more formal application for better funds, a proposal that was carried unanimously.

So, well done DTC, youโ€™re officially in my good books (were you ever not, you need ask?!) No, really, I’ve applied some Lynx Africa and I’m coming in for a group hug, asap! Citizens Advise is a sustenance for so many, providing free advice and help is essential even more in this day and age, yet itโ€™s a sad reality of a failing government when Citizenโ€™s Advise needs its own advice on how to fund itself.


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The Big Ones; Forthcoming Summer Events in the Devizes Area

Woe is me; tis a fortnight did pass since the beloved Devizes Street Festival. I did happen to saunter through the market lodging Saturday, peered ov’r to whither the main stage once gallantly did stand, but ‘t wast just parked cars and a bank faรงade; insert depress’d visage emoji…..     

Because thatโ€™s it, folks, thatโ€™s your bloominโ€™ lot; there is nothing else happening in Devizes this summer, nought, nadaโ€ฆ.

Okay, that probably didnโ€™t work, youโ€™re nobodyโ€™s fool, and you probably know these already, but hereโ€™s a quick guide to the BIG events in Devizes and surrounding villages over the summer months; you know, so bods donโ€™t whinge on social media, โ€œI didnโ€™t hear about this, I took my dog out for a poo and ka-blamo, without so much as a warning some kind of social event hit me square in the chops.โ€

Oh, and before I commence the proceedings be aware thereโ€™s always something on, some little events here and there, like free music at The Southgate every Saturday for instance, do keep in tune with our event calendar, but for this particular outing, weโ€™re thinking BIG (ooh, matron.)

Sunday 15th May: Devizes Town Bandโ€™s Fantastic Journey at the Corn Exchange.

Their first outing of the year, Devizes Town Band plan to get all Phileas Fogg and beyond, taking the Corn Exchange on a fantastic journey from the depths of the ocean into space and everything in between, and you could onboard! Tickets are ยฃ10 here: http://devizestownband.com/


Saturday 21st May: Indecisionโ€™s Last Hoorah Tour at the Corn Exchange.

Popular covers band on the local circuit and beyond, Indecision, has indeed made a mutual decision to split up, but not without going out with a bang; theyโ€™re hosting a โ€œLast Hoorahโ€ gig at Devizes Corn Exchange. Proceeds go to Wiltshire Search and Rescue and the Fatboys Charity.


Monday 23rd May: Lovesong @ Wharf Theatre, Devizes

Running till May 28th, Lovesong is the story of one couple, told from two different points in their lives, as young lovers in their 20s and as worldly companions looking back on their relationship. Their past & present selves collide onstage as we witness the optimism of youth becoming the wisdom of experience | Love is a leap of faith. Freddie Underwood brought Things I Know To Be True to the Wharf stage in 2019. Movement has become Freddieโ€™s personal stamp within her productions and Lovesong will be similar to her previous work which fuses movement & music, partnering within the work of the text.


Saturday 28th May: Hardyโ€™s Wessex: The Landscape Which Inspired a Writer, Exhibition at Wiltshire Museum

Running until 30th October, this exhibition opens 28th May, and will explore how Hardyโ€™s writing merged his present with the past. Within this ancient landscape, old beliefs died hard and Hardyโ€™s plots are set against a background of superstition. Hardy felt that these past ways of life were important, helping us understand ourselves and our relationship with the environment; he also made a film outside the Bear Hotel, like a TikTok-obsessed teenager up for a rumble. Okay, that last bit isnโ€™t strictly true!


Note: The first week of June is the Jubilee, where thereโ€™s so many village or town street parties to list here, so check your village magazines and social media sites for archetypical clipart bunting posters, and gawd bless โ€˜er, guvnor.


Thursday 2nd โ€“ Monday 6th June: Honey Folk Festival @ The Barge Inn, HoneyStreet

Bit of prequel to Julyโ€™s HoneyFest, as you might expect from the trusty Barge, itโ€™s a folk fest with a difference. Acts here range globally and incorporates the loose pigeonhole world music too, so much so itโ€™s like a mini-Womad!  


Saturday 4th June: Bromham Carnival

Friday 10th – Sunday 26th June: Devizes Arts Festival

A fortnight long arts festival on your doorstep! Including Baila La Cumbia, Rockin Billy, Tankus the Henge, The Scummy Mummies Show, Asa Murphy and so, so much more; we do love Devizes Arts Festival. Do check our preview, and links to The Devizes Arts Festival for more details of separate events and tickets.


Saturday 11th June: Sustainability Fair

Arranged by Sustainable Devizes, there will be a day celebrating all things sustainable in the Market Place and Shambles; letโ€™s get green.


Sunday 12th June: Lions on the Green

Talking of green, itโ€™s always a fantastic free day out with the Devizes Lions, on the Devizes Green, with a car show, beer tent, and whole lot more.


Sat 18th June: Saddleback Music Festival with LottieFEST

Yes, Saddleback is erm, back! This one stealthily popped up out of nowhere, which is good if youโ€™re a Shaolin assassin but not if you want people to come to your festival; a little bit of notice on this wouldnโ€™t go amiss, guys, like a marketing strategy and erm, telling your friendly neighbourhood Spider-event guide!

So, you may not have heard; Devizes Sports Club in full force with a blues extravaganza. Jon Amor & King Street Turnaround, Ruzz Guitar Blues Revue, Joe Hicks, No Manz Land, Carolyn McGoldrick & Friends, Matt Peach, Public Eye and The Best of Ratcat feature, with DJs until the early hours, which is different but I guess thatโ€™s where the Saddleback incorporates LottieFEST too, a celebration of the life of Lottie Rapson, who sadly passed away aged just 27 from Friedreichโ€™s Ataxia. Tickets are ยฃ30, with ยฃ5 donated to Ataxia UK & the Lily Foundation.


Thurs 23rd June: The World under the Wood @ Wharf Theatre, Devizes

Running until June 26th; Jodie meets a magical talking Tree, as you do, who asks for her help, as they often do. The wood seems to be dying and Tree thinks the incredible World under the Wood may hold the answerโ€ฆ Jodie is whisked away to a super-world where life moves super-fast. But she discovers that this world is failing too; the super-humans have been collapsing and productivity is down. Jodie and Harley the dog must now journey between worlds to find an answer. Can the mega-multiplier plants restore the wood? And what is the mysterious โ€˜Sourceโ€™?

A magical story of courage, friendship & unity to inspire a greener generation โ€“ For everyone 6+; of which I fall into this age-group, just.


Saturday 25th Sunday 26th June: Bromham Teddy Bear Trail

Always a lovely carnival in a lovely village, that’s on the 4th June, but bonโ€™t forget their Teddy Bear Trail from 25th โ€“ 26th June, this yearโ€™s theme will be โ€˜Someone Beginning With B,โ€™ with 40+ Teddies around the village, created and generously sponsored by local businesses and individuals. See how many you can guess!


Saturday 25th June: MantonFest

A tad further out, this side of Marlborough, but always worth a big mention, cos itโ€™s such a well-organised community-driven yet professional one day music festival; certain I did a preview about it, here, and yeah, I might be going too but donโ€™t let that put you off; you donโ€™t have to talk to me if you donโ€™t want to.


Saturday 3rd July: DOCA Picnic in the Park @ Hillworth Park

Picnic in the Park is DOCAโ€™s traditional start to the festival week. Itโ€™s a chance for the community to get together in the beautiful surroundings of Hillworth Park. Thereโ€™s top quality music, stalls and a bar. You can also buy snacks, ice-creams and hot drinks from the cafรฉ on the park. Bring your friends and a picnic, for the perfect Sunday afternoon.

Acts include a travelling duo of a Dubliner and a songwriter in the vein of Tom Waits or Leonard Cohen, called The โ€œGraveโ€ Diggers, bluegrass Americana with The Stemville Ramblers and Bristol based trio Boogaloo String Band.

Artist and performer Boogaloo Stu, too, while weโ€™re on boogaloo, who promises to gets up-close and personal with Puppet Paramour, a one-to-one session of craft activity and psychic surgery to create your ideal partner in sock-puppet form.

And resident artist Libertine, a free-motion embroider who specialises in social commentary and out of the box thinking which is reflected in her work. She will take up residence at the Picnic and gather your musings on the last year, the year โ€˜weโ€™ missed, she will commit them to fabric and thread.


Saturday 9th July: Devizes Carnival

Devizes comes alive carnival day, need I say more?


Saturday 9th July: CrownFest @ the Crown, Bishops Cannings

Queen tribute Real Magic headline this mini-festival with serious clout, not so far from carnival, in Bishops Cannings. Some awesome acts, check the poster, Including Illingworth, George Wilding, Humdinger and local legend Pete Lamb & the Heartbeats. This is such a nice setting; it has to be done.


Saturday 16th and Sunday 17th July: Market Lavington Vintage Meet Family Fun Weekend

Ah, big steam engines, proper job!


Saturday 23rd July: Devizes Beer & Cider Festival

Details of this still in the pipeline, but thatโ€™s no excuse for not putting the date in your diary for this historic wharf-side beer fest; Iโ€™ve still got my half-pint glasses from the early noughties!


Friday 29th, Saturday 30th and Sunday 31st July: Devizes Scooter Rally

The Devizes Scooter Club have worked tirelessly through lockdown postponements and beyond to recapture the magic of their first scooter rally in 2019, which went way beyond the archetypical scooter rally and border-lined festival with the supreme acts it booked; hereโ€™s hoping they achieve this again, but I can pre-empt it will just by the line-up, most of which have been tried and tested at former Devizes Scooter Club gigs, the poignant Motown covers band All That Soul, Orange Street, who were the pivotal act at the last rally, The Specialized Specials tribute, local sure-things, The Roughcut Rebels, and a wildcard; Slade tribute Sladest!


Saturday 13th July: Seend Fete 2022

Always a real community-feel to Seendโ€™s fete, a great family out!


Thursday 25th till Sunday 28th July Honey Fest @ The Barge Inn, HoneyStreet

Again, the annual kingpin at a campsite, wharf and pub which is like a mini-festival all year around! You can guarantee this will be amazing.


Saturday 27th and Sunday 28th August: Fulltone Music Festival

OMG Super-Proms….Can they do it again? Go compare, I think they can! The funding and effort put into last yearโ€™s Full Tone Festival on the Green was truly the jewel in Devizesโ€™ event calendar, a memorable history in the making. To help replicate the magic thereโ€™s a bigger line-up of other acts as well as the Full Tone Orchestra. Including our favourite country solo singer Kirsty Clinch, Pete Lambโ€™s Heartbeats again, DJ James Threfall and itโ€™s great to see local piano virtuoso, young Will Foustone heading the bill.

Also note my pun above, as an opera section with a host of guests including local music school owner, the breath-taking Chloe Jordan and Welsh soprano Wayne Evans, better-known to gogglebox slouchers as the Go Compare man!


Saturday 3rd September: Devizes Confetti Battle and Colour Rush

If you donโ€™t know what this most bizarre event of Devizes calendar consists of, youโ€™re not from Devizes!

For those who arenโ€™t, please come and see what itโ€™s all about: This year the Confetti Battle continues to grow and the colourful chaos has been added to with the introduction of the Colour Rush, an amazing 5 km mixed terrain fun run โ€“ what better way to arrive at a Confetti Battle than covered in multi-coloured powder!

There is no โ€˜battleโ€™ as such, just a very silly half-hour during which a lot of fun is had, and a lot of confetti is thrown about. Expect to get โ€˜attackedโ€™ by complete strangers throwing paper!  The Battle continues to gain popularity and 2017 saw over 3500 people take part. The event takes place at the finish line of our new Colour Rush 5k run so expect to see some exceptionally colourful visitors in the crowd.

Enjoy yourself on Jennings funfair in the Market Place on both Saturday 31st of August and Sunday 1st of September operating between 5.30 pm until 11.00 pm.

Buy tokens to exchange for the confetti before the event โ€“ look out for our stand and get your tokens in advance to reduce queuing time during the event. Youโ€™ll still need to line up to collect your confetti prior to the 8pm kick-off.

Keep your eyes peeled when collecting your confetti as one lucky person will receive a Golden Ticket in a confetti bag, info about the prize will be announced soon.


Saturday 24th September 2nd October: Devizes Food & Drink Festival

More food than I can reasonably stuff into my oversized cakehole, and trousers for afterwards, and thatโ€™s really saying something more than Bananarama. Saturday 24th kicks straight off with the free market in the Market Place, and thereโ€™s a packed lunch full show of events, including designing a sandwich fit for the Queen, workshops, talks, meals, foraging, Come Dine with Us, and a Teddy Bearโ€™s picnic; details of which are on their website.


And thatโ€™s about it, summer over, batten down the hatches for autumn; unless you know any different? Something we missed? Why didnโ€™t you tell us about it? Too late nowโ€ฆ..unless you twist my arm, editing on this article is strictly and unashamedly governed on favouritism!  


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Devizes Market Place to be Pedestrianised

There was a unanimous vote at yesterday evening’s Devizes Town Council planning meeting in favour of stopping all traffic coming through the Market Place and pedestrianizing it….

With growing concerns to air quality in the town centre and pressure from local environmental campaign groups, the town council approved plans to prevent vehicles passing through the historic Market Place.

The plans presented by a contributing collaboration of environmental consultants to cut the road off at the Wadworth Brewery roundabout and the High Street at the opposite end will commence as soon as feasible and pedestrianisation of the area will shortly follow, with green spaces provided.

The benefits of pedestrianisation are manyfold: pedestrian safety, the World Health Organisation finds that pedestrianisation not only improves safety for pedestrians but also contributes to lower levels of noise and air pollution. Pedestrianisation creates a pleasant environment people can involve in social, cultural and tourism activities. Furthermore, it helps to promote walking as a transport mode by making the walking experience more enjoyable. And there are economic benefits as well as environmental. Pedestrianisation can improve the economic growth of an area due to increased consumer retail spend, increased rents able to be charged for units within a pedestrianised street and the reduction of economic losses caused through air pollution.

With two pedestrianised piazzas planned, one on each side of the Market Cross, surrounding green spaces have the potential to create lively market and events areas. Itโ€™s unlikely this will happen, claimed one Conservative Councillor who stated firmly, “this would only act as a stimulus for rowdy behaviour and festive frolics, and we would not welcome overexcitement from the public, partly because they’re unlikely to invite us.”

Along with plenty of walking and cycle paths, we’re informed there will be a single lane service road running through the centre of the Market Place to allow access to buses, taxis and delivery vehicles. There will be loading and unloading bays in the centre of the ring road, but no cars or private transport will be allowed to enter the area. There will however be two reserved parking spaces, one for our illustrious MP Danny Kruger and the other for Councillor Iain Wallis, social media god.

Plan of new Market Place layout

The council clerk Simon Fisher suggested, โ€œbeing as Mr Wallis is the only councillor who really does anything it’s only right the second parking bay should be his, if you’d not called Boris Johnson a poo-poo head on his impartial Facebook group and got yourself a lifelong ban you’d know all about just how hard he works.”

Devizes Mayor Chris Gay called the decision “wonderfully different, yet something we will all adjust to in time.” When asked about the landslide vote, she replied, “yes, all councillors voted in favour of the service road, as I told them if they didnโ€™t, they’d be buried under it.”

“Weigh, the lads!” announced councillor Jonathan Hunter, and all councillors stayed late to celebrate the decision, with a blues band arranged by councillor Hopkins, the reason heโ€™s on the council, and a display of breakdancing choreographed by Kelvin Nash.

Guardians danced with Conservatives, and the only Labour councillor, Catherine Brown was sent out to make cups of tea. All enjoyed the evening, with the exception of Mr Wallis, who excused himself by announcing he needed a change of underwear, only later to be found updating his Facebook group with his concerns.

The work should be complete with a grand opening ceremony precisely one year from now, April Foolโ€™s Day 2023. Seriously though, would it be a fool’s idea? No one parks there now anyway, but a patch of greengrocers’ fake grass is the best you could really expect. Let’s have the ceremony opened by Miley Cyrus, no one is reads this far anyway.


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Talk in Code Down The Gate!

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Swings and Roundabouts; Hope for Dilapidated Playgrounds in the Devizes Area?

A lengthy but worthwhile report on the state of our playparks and those intending to do something about itโ€ฆ.

August 3rd 2019, and Iโ€™d had enough of marching to parish council meetings, emailing Wiltshire Council and talking to brick walls, unsure if I did the latter, but it certainly felt like it. So, I published my rant about a village playpark left to dilapidation for well over three years.

Both swings had been taken down, and a dangerously sharp metal baseplate is all that remains of a broken bouncy chicken, the want of repairing these, whatโ€™s essentially half the play equipment in the community playpark, has been lost in a tangle of red tape. Wiltshire Council own the site, and in their so-called โ€œtransfer of assets,โ€ which roughly translates to passing the buck to local busy-bodies, Rowde Parish Council asked they repair the broken equipment beforehand, and because of the delay the playpark was conveniently brushed under the carpet.

February last year I bugged Councillor Laura Mayes with it, who claimed to have secured over ยฃ20,000 funding from Wiltshire Council to re-design the playground, despite all I wanted was them to fix the existing equipment, and she ran with it as a major pledge for her election campaign.

Am I here to bring you a fairy-tale ending? Only on paper.

It sprinkled optimism, the children who originally played here have grownup and had children of their own in the time it has taken Wiltshire Council to fix a swing and replace a bouncy chicken, and they’ve STILL not done it; you hold out hope theyโ€™ll build you a whole new railway station?!

Iโ€™m told the transfer of assets is just weeks away, but after six years of waiting, ranting and election pledges as broken as the bouncy chicken, Iโ€™ll believe it when I see it.

All about priorities, isnโ€™t it? Swings and bouncy chickens arenโ€™t going to get Mr Kruger to Westminster any faster. Playparks hold no interest to me personally either, councillors; my children long grown out of them, but maybe thereโ€™s something wrong with me, the part that gives a hoot.

The part which recalls the joy my children once had, the joy I once had, playing in the park, that most other adults seem to have so easily forgotten; particularly those who seem to consider those little people are not of voting age. Aside, playparks provide essential wellbeing and psychical education for our youngest, they learn social interaction there, dexterity and balance.

My brother and I on a 1970s style health & safety inspected slide!!

They need prioritising, particularly if you enjoy a Facebook rant on how teenagers are terrorising your neighbourhood. Tenaciously theyโ€™re linked; literally swings and roundabouts, Iโ€™ve heard some residents in Devizes want their community parks to be closed as they attract rowdy teenagers. Thereโ€™s anti-social behaviour because nothing is provided for them to do, and by cutting off activities for the youngest you believe will solve it for the next generation? Why not cut off your nose in spite your face too?!

Not all Doom and Gloom

Devizes Lions supported this new playground at All Cannings School last year

Enraged residents taken to local Facebook groups is a near everyday scenario, last one I saw was the fence and climbing equipment behind the old barracks had been removed, but as usual such threads only produce a barrage of speculation, whereas at the beginning of the month, Councillor Jonathan Hunter was encouraged by my grievance on the issue, and set up a report to investigate the state of all playparks in Devizes. These minutes are published, but as with most Council meetings, who really trudges through billions of insignificant applications for an extension to a greenhouse or a churchyard which needs its weathercock cleaning?!

So, hereโ€™s the results of Devizes Town Council findings, you need to tell me if theyโ€™re accurate, because I get confused with so many playparks which one is which. Hearsay tells me Dowse Road is in desperate need of repair, Wadworth and Spitalcroft Roads are still chained up, and one on Festival close is closed too.

We all should note with importance, again itโ€™s this transfer of issues argument, where the Town Council have taken responsibility for a number of playgrounds and the report explains, โ€œat the time of the transfer, many of the areas were closed due to maintenance issues and the Open Spaces team have been gradually working their way through the list of closures to reopen them where they can. The sites that have not been opened have more serious safety concerns and need a decision by this committee how to proceed.โ€ So, should you choose to go through the proper channels rather than whine-hole on Facebook, this is the reasoning youโ€™ll likely get, if any.

Okay here we go, just give me second to correct the councillorโ€™s basic grammar and donโ€™t forget to call them out to me, if theyโ€™re tugging their own tugboats!

The report flagged three playgrounds in need of major attention. Wadworth Road, they say is currently closed because during the last inspection much of the equipment was flagged as unsafe. Part of the issue with the equipment on this site is its wooden construction as there is some rot. However, to undertake core test sampling with reports is about ยฃ250 per sample and each piece of equipment will need to have several tests and there is a high probability it will fail; therefore, in officersโ€™ opinion, given the costs to simply test for something that is likely to fail, officers suggest that there is some local consultation with residents as this is another site where young people gather and have been involved with anti-social behaviour.

Festival Close was closed when it was taken over from Wiltshire Council as it has failed safety inspection as a result of shrinking safety surface. The cost of replacement is ยฃ11,269. However, a number of residents are not in favour of the playground being reinstated and therefore the site may benefit from some local consultation.

One of three on Massey Road was closed when Devizes Town Council took on the site, with all of the wooden equipment beyond cost of effective repair. Given the proximity of this play area to the two others on the estate, officers decided to remove the equipment and return the area to a green space, which was welcomed by the residents.

The others are apparently open, some with advisories.

Alan Cobham Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There is some shrinkage of the play safety surface, but at this time no action is needed.

Avon Road: Recreational Field Avon Road

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. Some equipment has been replaced over the last few years and there are no outstanding issues.

Bellvedere Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Brickley Lane:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. Last year some of the safety surface was replaced with a loose rubber crumb. It was the first time the Council had trialled these systems and officers are not fully convinced it would work on all our sites where a safety surface is required.

In recent months the issue of dogs being exercised in the area has come to the fore as owners are not clearing up. Signs have been put up a couple of times, telling owners not to bring their dog into the recreation area and therefore tensions are running high from both sides, with dog owners who say they have used the area for years without incident and parents of children complaining they can no longer let their children use the area.

Editor note: Hi me here, just to point out, this is down to community and moral obligation, rather than council responsibility, like having a conscience and not allowing your dog to shit where children are playing; basic manners and stuff like that!  

Byron Rd:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Cowslip Close Cowslip Close:

This play area is open and is currently in a serviceable condition but offers poor play value with just two pieces of equipment. The play area was closed for a while and during this period officers did not receive any complaints.

This site may benefit from local consultation on its future, with local residents. An estimated cost of a small play area is ยฃ60,000.

Dowse Road Wadworth Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. The safety surfacing is at the end of its life and does need to be replaced this year. The cost of this is ยฃ13,675.

Dundas Close:

This barely a play area as it consists of a single metal hoop. The area provides little in the way of play value and there is a good quality Aster owned play area. There was an approach a few years ago to turn the area into a community garden, but the project was never taken forward.

Fruitfields:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Hillworth Park:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There is one piece of fitness equipment that failed last year and this is due to be replaced in the summer.

Massey Road 2:

This play area is open and is currently in a serviceable condition but offers limited play value with just two pieces of equipment.

Massey Road 3:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Newman Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Osmund Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Palmer Road:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding maintenance issues but over the last year the site has been a centre of young people to gather in the evening, resulting in anti-social behaviour.

Palmer Road2:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Quakers Walk1:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Quakers Walk2:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

Skate Park Green Lane:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

The Small Green:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. In the not-too-distant future, the safety surfacing will need to be replaced as it is starting to break up, no price has yet been obtained for this work.

White Horse Way:

This play area is open and is in a serviceable condition. There are no outstanding issues.

So, there you have it, maybe you know different. The Council goes on to say, the budget for playgrounds has been doubled to ยฃ40,000, but it will only cover ongoing repair cost and improvements rather than finance of new play areas.

Encourage your kids to look after what theyโ€™ve got. It only partially falls on the council, another major part is to be played by the residents too, to respect others. If youโ€™re dog owners have some respect for parents, if youโ€™re teenagers hanging out in the park, I know whatโ€™s itโ€™s like, Iโ€™ve been there too; but try to remember what it was like when you were little, how much you enjoyed the playparks. Should you now prefer the odd spliff there after dark, allโ€™s fair in love and war; but respect the area for the little ones too, by not creating a ruckus and drawing attention to yourselves by net curtain twitchers. Everyone, in my opinion, needs to allow some give and take; kids will be kids, and we were all one originally!


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Devizes Town Council Seek Road Improvement Plans from County Hall

It’s the satirist in me which smirks at the audacity of placing a right-sided โ€œroad narrowsโ€ roadwork sign on the last bend before Potterne, up Whistley Road. In all actual fact, the road widens at this point, rather itโ€™s potholes the size of moon craters, on both sides of the road, which cause it to be an ineffectual passing place, unless you own one of those American monster trucks, and if you do, navigating the B-road in question wouldn’t be advisable.

In fairness, for your carโ€™s protection, gradually sinking traffic cones have been strategically placed in the singularities (thatโ€™s what physicists call the centre of a black hole, by the way; a point where extremely large amounts of matter are crushed into an infinitely small amount of space, such as your alloys and bumper.)

Secondary fairness, the dilapidation of tarmac is as never-ending as washing dishes, and extreme weather conditions are like your kids, bringing dirty crockeries to the kitchen when you thought youโ€™d just finished. Washing up is a perpetual task, but if you donโ€™t persevere it accumulates, to the point youโ€™re eating breakfast from the dog bowl; see where Iโ€™m going with this, Wiltshire Council?

The problem remains, Whistley Road is not the exception to the rule, rather the standard these days in our country lanesโ€™ decrepitude; take a journey up The Kings Road in Easterton, hardly fit for a king at all, and a wonder why on earth it needs speed bumps when natural depressions in the road bigger than the actual village itself, youโ€™d like to think, should prevent anyone in their right mind from speeding.

One would like to imagine accelerating over fifteen miles an hour might yet be a very real possibility once youโ€™ve boarded our main roads, only to find their condition is hardly better. Yet, at Tuesdayโ€™s Devizes Town Council Meeting, Councillor Jonathan Hunter pointed to his understanding that for the financial year 2021-22 Wiltshire Council was awarded 22,924,000 smackers from the Governmentโ€™s Highway Maintenance Fund to pay for a range of highway improvements, begging the question why our local roads still make the Giantโ€™s Causeway look like an autobahn.

Brickley Lane

Johnathan, the kind of Conservative which makes you realise not all of them would piggyback their crippled grandmothers to reach a bottle of Bollinger from a top shelf, put forward a proposal to inquire how the money has been spent. Putting to DTC, โ€œit would be helpful to understand how this funding has supported highways improvements in the county; if any substantive project in the last twelve months have been undertaken in Devizes, and if this government funding was used to deliver them.โ€

โ€œFurthermore,โ€ he added, because councillors tend to go on a bit, โ€œDevizes Town Council seeks visibility regarding the plan for this yearโ€™s road improvement programme within the Devizes area, and what are the local priorities.โ€ And it would seem the Council agreed.

Cromwell Road

โ€œWith the poor state of the local road network,โ€ Jonathan told Devizine, excited by his proposal being met, โ€œincluding many sections of surface degradation and dangerous potholes, it is encouraging that this proposal was fully agreed by Town Council members.โ€

โ€œFor reasons of road user safety, travel inconvenience and the cost of vehicle maintenance it is important that local road users and pedestrians should be able to receive a full progress update on the current roads programme and importantly receive clear visibility about tax payer funded plans for the local road network that serves Devizes.โ€

โ€œCurrently, to find out anything about road repair plans, you have to don some deep-sea-diving apparel and search in the very deep and murky waters of the online kingdom, even Jacques Cousteau would find that a challenge!โ€

Very well, Johnathan, well done, but we do the funny bits if you donโ€™t mind! But it would be good to know, in this era whereby you can triple the value of your car simply by filling it up with petrol, that youโ€™re not going to forsake your tyres on the next bend, unless youโ€™re a Kwik-Fit manager.

We look forward to the possibility of seeing the plans by Wiltshire Council; roads donโ€™t fix themselves and no one said it was going to be easy, but you choose the bloominโ€™ job! For everyone on Facebook, you can join in the fun at the Devizes Pot Hole Spotterโ€™s Club, here!


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Stormtrooper in a Teacup at Devizes Town Council

A Saturday afternoon, Iโ€™m trying to watch the new Boba Fett Star Wars series here, and whatโ€™s more important, I ask you; me being fair and impartial about a Handforth-Parish-Council-Zoom-meeting style squabble between Devizes Town Councillors, or the fate of the Tusken Raiders now the Huttโ€™s legacy has concluded on Tatooine?!

Itโ€™s rhetorical, full gone conclusion, yet being without endorsement I was quoted in local rag The Gazelle & Herod, I feel about as moderately involved as Salacious was in Return of the Jedi (heโ€™s the giggling jester gremlin who lives in the folds of Jabbaโ€™s flab.)

To quote Obi-Wan, โ€œI felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened!โ€ No shit, Jedi; Devizes Town Council are trying to stop councillors posting so much as an amusing meme on social media, or least thatโ€™s the talk on social media, initiated by a town councillor!

Between North Ward Conservative Iain Wallis stating his case within the confines of his own Facebook group, Devizes Issues, Iโ€™m also chatting with East Ward Conservative Johnathan Hunter, in a kinda east coast/north side stand off. Iโ€™ve told them both what they need is a nice, Labour speaker to settle the score, but neither rose to the bait; typical Tories!

To begin I took Iainโ€™s opinion as red, supporting his gallant efforts to project the happenings within DTC, as other councillors donโ€™t use social media with quite the same efficiency. But Johnathan, concerned the local rag went to town with a one-sided scoop, โ€œa half-story without the full facts and presented them in a way which couldnโ€™t be further from the truth,โ€ claimed, โ€œthe last thing anyone wants are restrictions in free speech or any type of so-called gagging, which would be absolutely unacceptable as well as plainly ridiculous.โ€

Yeah, thatโ€™s what I was going with, ridiculous. Ridiculouso, because while theyโ€™re squabbling between themselves over usage of social media, one has to ponder if theyโ€™re dealing with the issues theyโ€™re supposed to be dealing with; my nan would say โ€œIโ€™ll bash yer bleedinโ€™ โ€˜eads together,โ€ cos she resolved conflicts that way, thatโ€™s why there were never conflicts in the family.

Jonathan continued, he โ€œwould never oppose the use of social media. No one wants draconian restrictions or censorship; however, no single person should control the narrative. Iain provides excellent updates and info on social media, but is selective with rules and posts. Iโ€™m not a Guardian but there are some good people who want good stuff for the town. I think with social media groups there should be a more open approach and less controlling if counter views donโ€™t suit a particular narrative.โ€

So, according to Johnathan, no one objected to a deadlock on social media usage, rather suggested it was controlled with equality for all councillors, and this has been blown out of proportion. โ€œTotally blown!โ€ he responded.

Devizes Town Council proudly announces on its website: In March 2020 the Council was re-accredited with a Quality Gold Award – which it has held since 2015 – demonstrating it delivers its services in a way which is at the forefront of best practice by achieving an excellent standard in community governance, community leadership and performance management.

Ah, thatโ€™s nice, but what of it, if the public doesnโ€™t know what services it actually delivers? Where can you find out whatโ€™s happening at DTC?

Thereโ€™s a website, with PDFs of minutes. Can I get the minutes of the meeting involving this outcry? โ€œThe 2017 policy is on the council website,โ€ Johnathan tells me, โ€œBut as the proposals havenโ€™t been approved, they are not in the public domain.โ€ Itโ€™s a far slower process than despatching a Tweet, and besides, youโ€™ve got to go find it, rather than it splash in your face via your phone.

I told Iain, โ€œFolk don’t come (to meetings) as I suspect they believe they’ll succumb to hours of โ€˜article 234 on the agenda, Reg Smith wants to erect a weathercock on his shed…. type stuff. Ergo, we need a summary, which is exactly what you do, and most would be in favour of that, logically.โ€

โ€œThere is definitely a place for an officially DTC line and it should be on their Facebook page,โ€ Iain replied. โ€œDTC social media presence has improved significantly since the new community engagement manager took up her post.โ€ Though compare Devizes Town Councilโ€™s Facebook pageโ€™s 1,073 likes, and 123 followers on Twitter, with Devizes Issuesโ€™ 14K members, understandable Mr Wallisโ€™ posts there have tenfold the clout of DTC posting on its own page.

What they need is to take a leaf from Iainโ€™s book, create a flourishing “group” rather than a “page” as it’s more open to discussion, and anyone can contribute. Then, and only then, can DTC say please keep social media posts about council matters on the DTC group. Jonathan agrees, โ€œit needs to be improved.โ€

Hopeful if done it would put an end to the pettiness? Yeah, right. Iain gives me a โ€˜howeverโ€™; โ€œI think there is also the case for individual councillors to speak. We are not one council and we are not all bound to think and speak in the same way. We are bound by democratically made decisions but we donโ€™t have to like them. We should be able to engage with the public and give our own views separately to the councilโ€™s official position.โ€

Totally agree with Iain on this one, though on their own platform rather than one they have created for โ€œgeneral purpose.โ€ As the dispute of the impartiality of Devizes Issues is never-ending, it is up to the individual to note he controls that particular powerful Facebook page, and what is published are not agreements made by the entire council; akin to national media, who knows what to believe anymore?

Jonathanโ€™s key concern is that, โ€œan article has been written in the G&H and also posted by Iain, grossly exaggerating potential proposals and is therefore misinforming the public by using headlines like gagging order. The draft policy hasnโ€™t even been debated and agreed in the relevant committee in Council.โ€

In a heartfelt counter-article placed on other local Facebook groups, which Johnathan says heโ€™s โ€œnot allowed to share elsewhere,โ€ he calls thereโ€™s โ€œnever been any intention to restrict debate, free speech or social media interaction – itโ€™s crucial to have an ongoing conversation within the community and for the community.โ€

โ€œWhat a sound social media policy would look like is one when no single individual controls the narrative, and/or censors free speech claiming that it doesnโ€™t fit into the rules as it doesnโ€™t suit a particular narrative. Many organisations are reviewing their social guidelines to also move forward with the times, especially in a world of misinformation.โ€

Newly elected in May last year, what we know of him is his hard-working community projects particularly during lockdown, in planning and committee responsibilities, his focus on building better provision for young people, and involvement in Greening Projects. โ€œHowever,โ€ he states, โ€œI am not involved in any schemes to restrict free speech, censorship or that crass term โ€˜gagging order.โ€™โ€

What we have here is a storm in a teacup, intended to belittle parts of the council by other sides. In my honest opinion, the argument is crass and misinforming, but not reflective of the good and hard work councillors are really doing behind the scenes.

Though those behind-the-scenes points need to be publicised impartially better than it is, and folk need to be made aware what theyโ€™re reading is the view of one councillor only when taking information from the Devizes Issues. Weโ€™ve covered the bias there in the past, my conclusion is, intentional or unintentional there is, despite denial from admin. It came to apex when I myself was banned for proposing it was wrong for the taxpayer to fork out the millions for the PCC re-election, and I stand by that notion as proof of censorship.

Same here I confess, if you were to suggest Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was right to manipulate the battle of Geonosis to escalate the Clone Wars, Iโ€™d have you banned, outright!

But in the Star Wars universe one councillor would saunter into The Mos Eisley cantina, and with one bout of laser gun battle would solve the problem, and thatโ€™s not usually the way it works in Devizes. โ€œDevizes town council meetings actually sound that bit more exciting than I projected here,โ€ I added to Iainโ€™s musings on the episode, โ€œdo we bring our own weapons or are they provided?โ€ It got two laughing emojis, which was all I was after, really, I donโ€™t expect this to be solved anytime soon.

Might as well go for all three trilogies in one, and send yourself to a galaxy far far away than wait for a conclusion to this!


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It’s been a wonderful summer’s weekend, in which I endeavoured to at least poke my nose into the fabulous FullTone Festival, despite being invited toโ€ฆ

Protect Drews Pond Wood Area

Local enviromental campaigners are calling on Devizes Town Council to designate ten areas of land around Drews Pond Wood as Local Green Spaces due to their importance for wildlife, health and wellbeing as well as historical significance.

Please sign the petition, here.

Drews Pond Wood Project has looked after the Local Nature Reserve since 1990 to keep it as a special place for wildlife and a resource for local people. They are asking for your help to get more protection for the wood and its surroundings.

The Local Plan and Neighbourhood Plan are being reviewed. These plans will decide where to put hundreds more houses in Devizes. These plans shouldnโ€™t just be about where to put development – they also need to identify areas that are special and important for people and wildlife so that they can be protected for the future.

The National Planning Framework enables communities to identify and protect areas that are of value to them through Local and Neighbourhood Plans by designating Local Green Space. This designation ensures strong development restrictions on an area. 

Make no mistake, Drew’s Pond Wood has been earmarked for development, though the application has been rejected, this doesn’t protect the area should future applications are made.

Thanks goes to local environmentalist, Joe Brindle and his team for creating the campaign and raising awareness of this. It is supported by the Drew’s Pond Wood Project.

Please sign the petition, here.


Town Council raisingย ยฃ750ย toย support the Devizes Mayor’s Charities

We were all saddened to learn of the sudden and unexpected death of Cllr. Andy Johnson, the newly elected Town Mayor of Devizes, on the evening of 25th May, only ten days into his term of office.

Many people across the Town have already paid tribute to his kindness and generosity as both a neighbour and a worker for local charities.

One of the traditions of the Mayors of Devizes is to use their term of office to raise funds for charities which support the people of the Town. Andy had chosen three deserving charities to support, the Devizes Foodbank, Devizes Opportunity Centre, and the new St James Centre, but his untimely death occurred before he was able to turn that intention into reality.

Please join us in making a donation to this appeal, set up in Andyโ€™s name, to raise much needed funds for his chosen charities in his memory. The Covid-19 crisis has affected all charities, but has been a particular blow for smaller, local, groups whose income has dropped substantially now that โ€œlockdownโ€ has prevented their normal fund raising activities from taking place. The need for their services remains as great, so many are in real crisis. Your contribution will not only allow you to honour the memory of a dedicated supporter of our local community, but will make a real difference to the lives of people within Devizes

The link is here: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/mayorandyjohnson thank you!

Splashpad, Iโ€™m all over it, Pal!

Word of the week in the Vizes; Splashpad (apparently Word sees it as one word) So, who wants to splash and who wants to whinge? I ask Town Clerk, Simon Fisher the questions which need to be asked…โ€ฆ..ย 

Once upon a time there was a slash-pad on the Green in Devizes, dubbed a drug-hatch, it was a public loo popular with vandals, in a pretty shabby state and kept closed much of the time. Now itโ€™s a haven for the youngest of our community, who on summery days can play and splash until their hearts content. What a wonderful prospect if this could be a reality, yet despite a huge response to a Gazette & Herald article last week, which only stated โ€œDevizes COULD get a splash-pad on the green,โ€ both speculation and hope have seen an unprecedented online reaction.

Are we just โ€œkeeping up with the Jonesโ€™,โ€ namely, Melksham, shouldnโ€™t we be conserving water, is it an open invitation to vandals? Thereโ€™s a sure quantity of negativity surrounding the idea, and personally Iโ€™d like to ensure a budget for childrenโ€™s activities is equal for all ages and not just the toddlers, in an era where weโ€™ve seen the closure of youth centres et all. Though my hand is swayed by my own fond memories of how the two mini-mes enjoyed splashpads, obviously me too, a little!

Hats off to Melksham, their largely Lib-Dem council have made a success story from the project. Water used in a splashpad is a tiny percentage of a townโ€™s supply, no more than a swimming pool and no one is rallying outside the Leisure Centre, are they? There are two approaches to splashpad mechanics; a flow-through system and recirculating system. A recirculating system operates like a pool with chemicals, filters and pumps. Water is sent to the pad from a tank roughly four to five times the systemโ€™s flow rate; in short, itโ€™s recycled, people.

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Splashpad in the Sham

As to vandalism, I have to cough. While itโ€™s possible, and certain lengths will have to be introduced to ensure it isnโ€™t, what we have now, a toilet block is a far cry from pristine. Litter, yes, litter happens there anyway, splashpad or slash-pad; surely, itโ€™s a matter of trust and education, added on top the concept if you give the young something to do, rather than lounging on vacant grass bored, perhaps theyโ€™d repay it with gratitude and consideration. A long shot you may cry, but itโ€™s a presumptuous cry, isnโ€™t it?

Are we getting ahead of ourselves here though? I thought Iโ€™d play Devilโ€™s advocate and fire some questions, Town Clerk Simon Fisher dared to answer them! โ€œThe project is still at a relatively infant stage,โ€ he begins. โ€œAt the end of last summer, the Town Council was approached by a number of parents who asked if Devizes could have its own Splash Pad and therefore the Council needed to determine if there was a general demand for such a facility and also if a suitable site could be found. That initial phase of the project was completed just before Christmas, with a report to Council identifying a potential site, cost implications and evidence that a Splash Pad facility would be well used.โ€

โ€œAs you would expect, whenever we evaluate the need for a facility there will always be those who have no need for it and therefore resist its delivery,โ€ Simon continued, obviously unable to name them fuddy-duddies who wouldnโ€™t know fun if it came up and slapped them around the chops with an inflatable banana, but hey, I will! โ€œBut that is very much in the realm of public service provision, therefore whilst we must not ignore non-users, what is important is that we ensure that if money is spent on facilities they will be well used.โ€

I agree, we must not ignore them, we must splash them!!

โ€œOne of the comments you have raised, about the time of year it will be used and the assumption that it will only be used during the summer is a fair one,โ€ said Mr Fisher. Oh, yeah, I did ask that; hardly Hawaii, is it? โ€œHowever, this facility is not unique in this, with most of the outdoor facilities we provide seeing a massive drop off in use during the winter.โ€

See me screwing up my face, which is never a good thing, my Nan used to say Iโ€™d get stuck like it, but our other outdoor facilities arenโ€™t a massive new cost; theyโ€™re football goals and swings. Sorry, thatโ€™s unfair; Hillworth parkโ€™s renovation is wonderful. Letโ€™s look at that shall we? Summer days I go there, I see kids of all ages, really active, enjoying every minute, and I never see them dropping litter; coincidence? But money, innit, thatโ€™s what it comes down to.

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Artist’s Impression of how Devizes Splashpad will look

โ€œThere is clearly a cost implication attached to providing any capital project and we still have to determine how a Splash Pad will be funded,โ€ Simon explained. โ€œThere are two elements to this, one is the capital cost, for which we will seek developer contributions and grants but this will need some Town Council seed funding. The other is revenue funding, ensuring any facility is well maintained and this will come from the Council; however, this funding may also support the upgrading of services more generally in the area and the Splash Pad will do this for the Green. Many of the services we provide are free at the point of delivery and a Splash Pad is likely to be such a service.โ€

My note on spreading the budget equally on all ages of youngster, Simon seems positive such a project would impact on the area as a whole. โ€œThe Splash Pad project may well see the provision of a cafรฉ facility on the Green, which will enhance the area as a place to โ€œhang outโ€. Many teenagers already do this; therefore, this will enable us to manage the space and keep it clean, which is a current criticism.โ€ Yep, jobs too; a parkie, like Ranger John Smith; he chased bears smarter than the average, away from pic-a-nic baskets, though; weโ€™d need Dwayne Johnson on the nightwatch!

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Keep off the grass!

He also expressed the projects already in place for older kids. โ€œWhilst youth services remain principally the responsibility of the Unitary Authority, Wiltshire Council, whose budget for this purpose has been progressively cut in the last few years, Devizes Town Council does seek to provide facilities for all ages.” A major downer, as in another story, I’ve been waiting two years for a response from Wiltshire Council about when they’re due to repair a bouncy chicken and swing in a Rowde playpark; so I wouldn’t blow up your arm bands just yet.

“A few years ago,” Simon explained, “we built a large skate park for older children at our Green Lane site at a cost of over ยฃ150k and we are in the middle of a ยฃ1.7m investment for new football facilities, again aimed at older children and adults.โ€ I have to take off my hat here, with or without Wi-Fi, satisfying most teenagers is near impossible, for the record I was a right stroppy one, though Iโ€™d imagine youโ€™d find that hard to believe.

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You kids have got lots of splashpads already, be happy!

One thing is easy though, satisfying younger kids. Babies will play with a box, a set of car keys, toddlers happily play in a muddy puddle, why get a splashpad, just section off our roadโ€™s potholes?! Honestly, Iโ€™m certain thatโ€™s the pompous attitude of many of us. Toddlers though, soon learn how to whinge and whine to get what they want, or donโ€™t want. Where do they pick this stuff up from? Iโ€™ll remind you, shall I? They get it from us, so quit your selfish whinging, just because youโ€™ve outgrown your water-wings and spare a thought for the kids. Splashpad, Iโ€™m all over it, pal!


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Wiltshire Council Welcome Proposed Road Signs

Since a Wiltshire Council highway engineer advised Devizes Town Council that a sign at the High Street junction with Long Street is not big enough or in the right position last week, the highway engineer has been around our area suggesting other improvements which must be enforced for safety purposes.

 
Devizes Town Councillors were warned people might not spot the present ‘No Entry’ sign, and that it needs to be 600 CMs wide, wider than the road itself. โ€œMaybe even larger, the bigger the better,โ€ said a Wiltshire Council spokesperson, the one who really has the mentality to grasp simple English. โ€œIf it means we have to knock down a few historic buildings to make room, then we will.โ€

 
โ€œWeโ€™d really favour,โ€ the spokesman continued, โ€œthat the sign is lit with flashing neon letter-lights and overhead floodlights, twenty-four hours a day. Perhaps, it could also repetitively play a Bonnie Tyler song, or even the soundtrack to Rocky 4, to raise awareness of it too.โ€

 
โ€œDevizes Town Council is clearly not accounting for the prerogative of speeding businessmen in BMWs belting through Devizes without a finger of fudge to road safety. They may have important calls to make on their phones, be preoccupied trying to locate a Starbucks, or generally too busy eyeing up totty to notice the clearly one-way street has standard no entry signs.โ€

 
The Wiltshire Council spokesperson, who cannot be named because their nametag fell out of their work jumper, because their mum didnโ€™t iron it on well enough, stated, โ€œthose who think thereโ€™s no accounting for stupidity are wrong. One blast of โ€˜Eye of the Tigerโ€™ or โ€˜Holding out for a Heroโ€™ will alert the most insensitive arsehole; itโ€™s certainly one of my favourite songs.โ€

 
With this apparent compete lack of competence of town councils to identify these issues, the Wiltshire Council highway engineer has proposed a new selection of signs be erected in obvious danger areas, using visual aids rather than a report, as he can only write in emoji.

 
Devizine has received these exclusive graphic representations for residents to swoon over in delight. I asked the Wiltshire Council spokesperson if he thought they were slightly aesthetically intrusive. โ€œNo,โ€ he replied, โ€œI think athletes will love them too.โ€

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Thank CUDS For That!

For the many years I spent living in flats and shared houses with no garden, I longed for one, especially on a summerโ€™s evening such as this. Now I do, I frustratedly scratch my chin and scrutinise the darn thing; itโ€™s like Day of Triffids strikes back, again.

 
As weโ€™ve children I need not create something all Gardeners World, for far from being Charlie Dimmock, aligned beds of chrysanthemums, pruned rose bushes, a summer house or Chinese water garden is a level or twenty too far for me, and would be crushed and smashed with incoming footballs and frisbees anyhow.

 
So simplicity is the key; a lawn, some bushes, a tree and a patio of slabs; job done. But while I start gardening with good intentions, and the first ten minutes enthusiastically plough through the task with the vigour of Conan the Barbarian on a promise, I end up more like Colin the Librarian, and before the task is half complete Iโ€™m a chiropractorโ€™s dream come true, with fingers like Marvel Comicโ€™s The Thing.

 

 

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I donโ€™t how some do it, really, I feel a hundred and five after a tiny stint at gardening, yet my patch insignificant compared to what those CUDs volunteers are scrubbing, pruning and tidying, all across Devizes. Youโ€™ve got to hand it to them.

 
So, okay CUDS, thanks and all that, but if youโ€™re reading this, I ask you to stop right here and read no more; Iโ€™m talking about you, not to you, okay?! Everyone else please bear with, bear withโ€ฆ.. Schhh, keep it under your hat.

 
On the Devizes Issue another person posts, how those CUDS have saved the day again, how brilliant and tidy the town now looks, what a bunch of gardening superheroes, example: isnโ€™t Zena a known princess warrior, or is that Xena? All I know is Zena Robson is the uncertified chief CUD, who after an exhausting day cleaning up this town, finds it satisfying to blog their progress online and press for contributors to the Devizes in Bloom contest.

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Does she know no bounds, does she ever slump on the sofa and go, โ€œbugger this for the price of fish, Iโ€™m sitting here with a giant bag of cheesy puffs and can of lager balanced on my belly, watching the footie till I drop?โ€ Iโ€™m not sure itโ€™s even occurred to her.

 
Last post Iโ€™ve seen was about the roundabout on Brickley Lane/Jump Farm, โ€œfull of deep purple tulips, and then the last couple of weeks an amazing show of Aliums.โ€ Prior to this it was weeding the wall along the barracks on London Road, most of us contemplate getting the bus rather than walk that length, and there are these awesome, super-duper people, out there weeding the lot of it. It makes me tired just typing about it for crying out loud.

 
Now, though Iโ€™ve written about them before, back in the early days of No Surprises on Index: Wiltshire, this is where this article differs from my usual waffle, itโ€™s interactive! I reckon we simply MUST show these guys and girls our appreciation, people of Devizes, surely? Can we club together and get them a gift, something to say thank you from the entire town? Whoโ€™s with me?

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I donโ€™t mean a commemorative plaque, although some may think itโ€™s a plan and Iโ€™m open to suggestions, I was thinking theyโ€™d rather something more personal, some flowers if they havenโ€™t had enough of flowers at the end of a day, box of chocolates each maybe, vouchers for a meal at Times Square, something simple like that, just a token to show our appreciation.

 
Now Iโ€™ve not notified Zena or any other of the CUDs about this post, although we have the blessing of Simon Fisher at the Devizes Town Council, that this suggestion is โ€œa wonderful idea,โ€ and while Iโ€™d like to make it a surprise to as many of the CUDS as possible, I have to share this article and get it out there. So although some are bound to see it, not taken heed of the warning, but cโ€™est la vie โ€“ letโ€™s pretend they havenโ€™t!

 
So, Iโ€™ve opened one of these Just Giving thingy-me-jigs, just to ask for some donations, and feel free to suggest a gift idea, Iโ€™m all ears. Click here to give it some dosh, not a lot, just a coin or two, whatever you can spare. Yeah? Please help, itโ€™s no good me just giving them all a big cuddle, despite my cuddles internationally recognised as the best cuddles in the world; they donโ€™t want that, really, so put your hand in your pocket! Thank you!

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, nearly forgot – Don’t forget to share this article, thank you!

 

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