If youโre missing a tubthumping club night, you could clear your laminate flooring of breakables, blag your kidโs colour-changing lightbulb, overcharge yourself for a Bacardi Breezer from your own fridge, and belch up kebab behind your sofa.
All these things are optional to simulate the full lockdown nightclub in your own home. But, even creating a cardboard cut-out queue for the downstairs bog, or hiring a doggie tuxedo so your pet can double-up as the bouncer, extreme measures in extreme times will doubtfully replicate the genuine clubbing experience; sad but true.
However, if props donโt make the neon grade, the music can. Swindon-based tri-county sound system, Mid Life Krisis, abbreviated to MiLK, announce an online schedule for live DJ feeds and multi-genre events. โWe will be putting on events post Covid for the people of Swindon and beyond,โ they say.
Thereโs an interesting line-up ahead, prompted to me by Pewsey acoustic performer Cutsmith, who is on this Sunday (28th Feb.) Yet most are hard floor, afro/tribal house, trance, techno and drum n bass DJ sessions, freely shared onto a Facebook group, here. Join the group, throw your hands in the air, scream oh yeah, just donโt set your own roof on fire, itโs only going to increase your insurance direct debits, mo-fo.

Your exhaust cannot drop off en-route, girlfriend needs not to spend umpteen hours sorting her hair, and thereโs no over-vocal knob jockey giving you all that in the carpark to distract you. No excuse for unattendance; no dress-code either, get funky in your jimmy-jams, if you like, you know I will. Shit, Iโm like the Arthur Dent of Mixmag!
Now, Iโm also gonna start adding these posters to our event calendar, which despite being about as tech-savvy as Captain Caveman, Iโve taken the time when nought is really happening to redesign it, to be more user-friendly.
All needs doing is directing buggers to the thing, as weโre listing global online and streamed events, and until a time when Bojo the Clown finally stops mugging us off and announces a release date, itโs not worth adding real live events for me to have to go delete them again.
That said, I find difficulties in keeping up to scratch with whatโs on in the online sense, partly because Iโm fucking lazy, but mostly because they pop up sporadically and unexpectedly.

Else theyโre mainstream acts begging via a price-tagged ticket. I can appreciate this, itโs a rock and hard place, and we all need to get some pocket money, but from a punterโs POV, charging to watch their own laptop screen in hope they get a good speed for their feed, can be asking a bit much and one now favours a PayPal tip jar system.
Such is the nature of the beast, where a performer or DJ could be slumped in front of Netflix one minute and suddenly decide they fancy going live. Thankful then, we should be, to these Facebook groups hosting streams, in order to create some kind of structure.
The positive, for what itโs worth, is boundaries have been ripped down. Without travel issues, online, your performance has the potential to reach a global audience, and hopefully attract newbies to your released material. Who knows, pre-lockdown you played to a handful of buddies at your local watering hole, but afterwards tribes from Timbuctoo might rock up at your show. Okay, Iโll give you, they might not, but potentially, the world is your oyster. Just a shame its shell is clamped shut.


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