Daphne Oram; Devizesโ€™ Unsung Pioneer of Electronic Sound Part 3

Oramics and its Place in the Progression of Electronic Music

In 1997 I was a 24 year-old factory worker, keen to learn all tasks on the production line to work my way up, but suddenly the run of the ladder was pulled too high for me to reach. Shift managers who had were axed, were replaced by โ€œteam leaders,โ€ that of precisely the same duties and responsibilities, though you needed a diploma to apply.

The government tried to thwart my only other life objective three years past, to party; they had failed. I worked in the factory now for one reason, to fund this escapism. Once free, the Criminal Justice Bill ensured someone profited from our jollity, as rave culture was pushed into nightclubs and legal paid events.

If The Prodigy were right, this was music for the jilted generation, perhaps so too  was Luigi Russolo in his 1913 futurist manifesto L’arte dei Rumori (The Art of Noises,)  when he argued that the ear would become accustomed to a new sonic palette of industrial soundscapes, and musicians would require a new approach to instrumentation and composition. Though Iโ€™d not have contemplated the noises of the factory manipulating my music perceptions at the time, I was aware of how Kraftwerk were influenced by the sounds of traffic for Autobahn.

Neither would I have given much thought to the development of electronic music; my time with analogue pop of punk and Two-Tone was short-lived. Through new wave post-punk and electronica to American hip hop and electro, and the rebellion from the hit factories exploiting it; rave culture, I had grown up with  electronics as a staple to music and knew no different.

Pre-internet research on the subject wouldโ€™ve been a needle in a haystack, even if Iโ€™d the motivation to study it.  In my naivety I assumed one thing, that Kraftwerk created  electronic music, because Iโ€™d seen a clip of them on the BBC program Tomorrow’s World. Though the show made no claim to this, I was only two on the 25th September 1975, when it originally aired.

Ralf Hรผtter and Florian Schneiderโ€™s Kraftwerk were certainly pioneers who popularised the krautrock genre worldwide. The industrial links between  Dusseldorf and Detroit and creative ones between Berlin and New York  were influences reflected, which turned the cogs of hip hop and house. And now, here I was, in a meadow near Luton, at Universeโ€™s Tribal Gathering, where I figured weโ€™d come full circle.

Kraftwerk played their one and only festival, it was monumental. The once monocultured rave phenomenon had divided into copious subgenres, Universe were the first to fully embrace this with a tent dedicated to each division. Yet from each tent masses united at the main stage, some DJs refusing to play their set because theyโ€™d miss this performance. Reflecting back on it now, I cannot deny it was something to behold, but Iโ€™ve since discovered they wasnโ€™t the complete roots to electronic music I assumed they were. Its complex international evolution includes too many names to mention, but this fascinating insight has been encouraged by my study into one important innovator largely uncredited, born here in Devizes, Daphne Oram.

We outlined her work briefly in the introduction to this series of articles, and with help from Daphneโ€™s niece, Carolyn Scales, we delved into her upbringing in Devizes, and how influences in engineering meshed with her love of music. Now we need to fit her role into this vast evolution of electronic music, by looking at Oramics, discovering how that influenced the progression, and why it is not as well documented and I believe it should be.  

Once Daphne left the BBC Radiophonic Workshop in 1959, she coined the term Oramics, a name for her studio in Tower Folly, a converted oast house at Fairseat in Kent, her technique for creating graphical sound, and the Oramics Machine which spawned from it.  

Carolyn described The Oramics Machine as, โ€œan early synthesiser,โ€ but as with Russian engineer Evgeny Murzin who created photoelectronic instrument the ANS synthesizer, historical records rarely reference them.  The first commercial synthesizer is credited to American engineer Robert Moog a few years later in 1964. Precursors to Moog  mentions Harald Bode who laid the groundwork for separate sound-modifying modules used in the Moog design, the Hammond Organ Companyโ€™s Novachord in the late 1930s, Canadian engineer Hugh Le Caineโ€™s Electronic Sackbut, Herbert Belar and Harry Olsonโ€™s RCA Mark I and II Sound Synthesizers, and some cite Thaddeus Cahillโ€™s Telharmonium, an electromechanical sound generator from 1897, which weighed in over two-hundred tons.

The original Oramics Machine was the size of an office photocopier, so was also too cumbersome for the average musician. By its definition, itโ€™s a synthesiser but worked differently; the composer/musician drew onto a set of 35mm film strips which ran past a series of photo-electric cells, generating electrical signals to control amplitude, timbre, frequency and duration.

The reason for the omission, Carolyn suggested, was because The Oramics Machine was lost after her passing. โ€œDr Mick Griersonโ€™s team tracked it down to France in 2008. Working with the Science Museum. Griersonโ€™s study provided the first full contextualisation of the machine, an assessment of its historical importance, and a detailed description of its workings. The machine became a central part of the Science Museum exhibition Oramics to Electronica, originally planned to run for six months in 2011. The showโ€™s press and public uptake saw it extended a further four years.โ€

Perhaps inspired by Moogโ€™s development of the Minimoog, Daphne worked on a Mini-Oramics, but never completed a prototype. Goldsmiths’ PhD student Tom Richards, who pored over the unfinished project and built it over forty years later, suggested โ€œthere were a lot of reasons why she didnโ€™t launch Mini-Oramics. She was working on her own, and wasnโ€™t affiliated to a large organisation or university.ย  She had ups and downs in her life, and at the time she was working on Mini-Oramics, she also worried that her approach to musical research was out of fashion when compared to chance-based and computerised techniques. She was unable to secure the further funding she needed and she eventually moved on to other research.โ€

If funding and the ferocity of music technologyโ€™s progression at this time surpassed Daphne, both her music and written works were visionary. If you thought Pete Tongโ€™s Heritage Orchestra was pushing new boundaries in 2004, Carolyn noted, โ€œin 1948, Daphne created a piece for double orchestra, turntable and live electronics called Still Point, long thought of as the earliest composition to include real-time electronic transformation of instrumental sounds.โ€ Again, Still Point was never performed and was considered lost. โ€œDr James Bulley found fragments in the Oram archive,โ€ she continued, โ€œand working collaboratively with Dr Shiva Feshareki, began a reconstruction, later finding the full score in the belongings of composer Hugh Davies.โ€

โ€œA performance was commissioned by BBC Proms and performed by turntablist Shiva Feshareki, Bulley, and the London Contemporary Orchestra in 2018 at the Royal Albert Hall, reaching a substantial audience live and via BBC Radio 3,โ€ Carolyn explained. โ€œThe reaction was one of awe, with the piece described as โ€œthrillingโ€. Critical responses suggested that this realisation of Oramโ€™s previously untested ideas represented a challenge to electronic musicโ€™s received history.โ€

The more I research the more I find examples suggesting Daphneโ€™s work was so avant-garde, abstract or insistent on anthropological creativity against trending dehumanised mathematical methods, she was set apart from the contemporary canon of self-generating computer music, positioning her work in a kind of unique scientific-spiritual space, combining technical rigor with a romantic model of artistic expression. This would frustrate her, when projects were either underfunded or too radical for others to follow, and they were consequently lost in time.

In 1971 she authored a book titled An Individual Note of Music, Sound and Electronics, wherein lies a quote often cited in discussions about music technology: โ€œWe will be entering a strange world where composers will be mingling with capacitors, computers will be controlling crotchets and, maybe, memory, music and magnetism will lead us towards metaphysics.โ€

Daphne visiting her parents in Devizes

It was also her dedication to  authorial control, while cybernetic-influenced composers embraced self-generating systems with indeterminacy, which caused Oram’s approach to differ from the era’s prevailing trends, despite this cybernetic orientation. Exemplifying the generosity of her father, James, Mayor of Devizes, Daphne actively supported composersโ€™ rights to royalties while she was a Trustee of The Performing Rights Society in the 1970s.

Daphne Oram suffered two strokes during the nineties, and passed away in Maidstone on the 5th January 2003. Yet on Daphneโ€™s centenary, where much of the world remains dubious about the ethics of artificial intelligence, we must debate her legacy, for my final part of the series.

Oh, and if you were wondering, all I saw of Kraftwerk at Tribal Gathering was the fluorescent outlines of their boilersuits!


Everything Going on For New Year’s Eve 2025!

Ah, I hope you’ve all had a great Christmas, now it’s time for New Year’s Eve, and here’s what we’ve found to do. Wishing everyone a happy New Year and all the best for 2026. Don’t forget our event calendar lists much more and everything going on this weekend, into January and beyond!


Blue Moon Band @ Devizes Conservative Club

The Unpredictables @ The Hour Glass, Devizes

NYE Glow Party @ The Pelican, Devizes

New Years Eve Party with Quiz @ The Pour House, Devizes

New Year’s Eve Party with Purple Fish @ Seend Community Centre

New Year’s Eve Fundraising Party @ Bromham Community Hub

NYE with Cally @ The Bear, Marlborough

NYE Party @ The Royal Oak, Pewsey

Spencer Fray NYE @ Evie’s Kitchen, Melksham

NYE Party with Light up the Funk @ The New Inn, Melksham

Mark Lewis @ The Rising Sun, Lacock

Rio Band @ The Consti Club, Chippenham

Click @ The Peterborough Arms, Chippenham

UK Calling @ The Lamb, Trowbridge

NYE Party @ Trowbridge Rugby Club

NYE Party @ The Dog House Tap Room, Calne

Be Like Will @ The Hollies, Westbury Leigh

Bustard @ The White Hart, Atworth

Rubix Groove @ The Boathouse, Bradford-on-Avon

NYE Party (ticketed) @ the Bell, Bath

NYE with The Sitting Ducks @ Prestbury Sports Club, Warminster

2-TRONIX – 80’s New Year’s Eve Party!! – 31 to 1st@The Vic, Swindon

New Year’s Eve DJ Night @ The Pulpit, Swindon

New Years Eve Party @ The Griffin, Frome

New Year’s Eve: Lucy Loves Liquor @ Coach and Horses, Salisbury

 The Few @  Salisbury SnowGlobe

The Treblemakers @ Qudos, Salisbury

Lucas Hardy @ The Bell & Crown, Salisbury

Winni Dub Club New Year’s Eve @  Winchester Gate, Salisbury

 New Year’s Eve: The P45s @  Royal Oak, Salisbury

 Dark Resolution – The Return @ Dark Revolution Brewery and Tap Room , Salisbury

 The Moonlights @ Alderbury Sports & Social Club, Salisbury

 New Year’s Eve with Break Cover @  Bull Hotel, Salisbury


Ha! Let’s Laugh at Hunt Supporters!

Christmas has come early for foxes and normal humans with any slither of compassion remaining, as the government announced the righteous move to ban trail hunts. As an impartial media outlet, we sayโ€ฆ.let’s laugh at those saddened hunters wallowing in their own self-pity, right through Christmas and beyond!

Keir Starmer’s cabinet, a far cry from the ideal government, but the best we’ve had after fourteen long years of that Conservative clown school of thieves, occasionally wakes up and realises they’re supposed to be leftwing, and this was one such bizarre occasion where they delivered a popular promise off their manifesto; miracles do happen at Christmas, pass the overpriced Quality Street and celebrate!

Prepare for a minority of elitists though, the barbaric scum remaining in support of the incongruous pageant, and those too stupid to go against what the leaders of the fascist uprising tell them to think, to really blow off some steam. โ€œWhaaah! We can’t kill innocent animals anymore!!โ€ Cue the tiniest violin.

Laugh at their flabby flushed faces, angered social media posts, and inane rants, in a pathetic attempt to convince you the government are communists, or even more degrading piffle and pointless propaganda. Starmer did good today. Give him a star sticker. I’m as equally as shocked as them!

Best advice I could give? Laugh at them! Laugh at them hysterically until they blow a fuse. Though it’s a dubious time to announce the ban, and I dread to think what Boxing Day might bring as they gather with even more anger than usual, that this might be the last showdown. What level of slaughter can we expect to see in this last stance?

We rely on and thank all the fantastic hunt sabs to see this fight to its triumphant end.

Bottom line is, if you were the headteacher of a primary school where the children were firing catapults in the playground, so you put all the catapults on a high shelf but the children used fishing nets to get them down, pretending they were using the nets for fishing, you would have to ban the nets too, wouldn’t you? And you’d consider that it was the children’s fault for using the nets to continue firing catapults when they were told not to.

Therefore, because the Hunting Act allowed hunters to trail hunt, but it’s proven that many used it as a smokescreen to continue hunting foxes, then they’ve no one to blame but themselves. If any of them genuinely followed the trail hunt rules and didn’t use it as a disguise to continue illegally hunting foxes, or took measures to call off the hounds if a fox was to be caught up in the puerile activity, then they should be pointing the finger of blame at those who clearly did abuse the rules.

But it’s doubtful they will, either in a show of solidarity, or because they’re a type which doesn’t really exist at all. No, they’ll be united in throwing their teddies out of their prams, yelling blame at the government, but really, hunters did this to themselves and deserve everything they get.

โ€œThe hounds will be homeless,โ€ we’ve heard. Is this a threat to release hounds into the wild?! If you cannot provide the basics and house your dog then you shouldn’t have a dog, and the law should intervene and arrest you for animal cruelty, finally.ย 

โ€œAll the horses and hounds will have to be shot!โ€ Only aย  bloodthirsty sadist would think this. They were looked after before, why not now? They bred them knowing this was happening, ergo it is their responsibility to ensure their welfare is continued and they are looked after.

But this is the most bizarre one, literally convicting themselves: โ€œthe fox population will increase!โ€ Hold on a cotton-picking minute. They claimed they were trial hunting, using only a rag with the scent of a fox, so how could it possibly increase the fox population? Unless, oh, proof they lied and were actually illegally killing foxes; who knew?!! Otherwise, there might be a few rags going spare, but that’s about it.

โ€œJobs will be lost,โ€ is another. Awl, shame. Get a new job, one not connected to barbarism. Nigel Faragรผhrer is already on that case, politicising it for the apparent good of the common man, saying it’s against English tradition, yet last week supported a foreign president’s attempts to bring down the BBC at the expense of the British taxpayers; how patriotic, how concerned for job loses he must be!

The only benefit of his recent outrages is that the common rightwing thinkers will see it as proof he’s not really in for them, as many I know personally also do not support hunting either; I wish them a Merry Christmas. It’s surely then just a case of relevance; if it doesn’t affect them personally, it seems it rarely makes a priority in their decision-making. It’s not really relevant to me either, personally, but I have this thing called โ€œempathy.โ€ Quick, Reformers, write to Santa while there’s still time, ask him for some compassion and empathy, and join us in protecting our wildlife for future generations to appreciate too. 

Daphne Oram; Devizesโ€™ Unsung Pioneer of Electronic Sound

Part 1: An Introduction

March 1936: newlywed French telecommunications engineer Pierre Schaeffer relocates to Paris from Strasbourg and finds work in radio broadcasting. He embarks on early radiophonic experiments. Fifteen years of his research, his inventions of various electronic instruments, and collaborations with Pierre Henry would lead them to found Groupe de Recherche de Musique Concrรจte. Musique concrรจte would be the root of the utilisation of modified recorded sound through audio signal processing and tape techniques.

Across the channel, itโ€™s the St. Clementโ€™s Fair in Devizes. The town hall is decorated with a foliage of oranges and lemons, and the โ€œBells of St Clementโ€™sโ€ was recited with handbells to declare the fair open. Devizes Congregationsts arranged a small eisteddfod, which would be the origins of todayโ€™s Devizes Eisteddfod, founded ten years later to raise funds for the Congregational Church, opposite Wadworthโ€™s Brewery.

The connection? Well, two cups were awarded by the minister Rev. W.S.H Hallett; one for Ruth Mead for a vocal solo, and the second to eleven-year-old Daphne Oram, for a pianoforte solo. The daughter of James and Ida Oram, Daphne was educated at Sherborne School for Girls in Dorset, where she was tutored in piano and musical composition.

Daphne Oram as a young girl dressed as Alice in Wonderland with family, for the Devizes Carnival: Source Wiltshire Museum

At seventeen Daphne moved to London, turned down a place at the Royal College of Music, to become a junior sound engineer at the BBC, where she would โ€œshadowโ€ concerts with a pre-recorded version, allowing the broadcast to continue despite interference or blackouts due to air raids.

Throughout the 1940s Daphne devoted herself to the pioneering of electronic sound, labouring into the night composing various pieces, most far too avant-garde for the traditionalist BBC bosses to consider publishing. Promoted to music studio manager after a decade, she eventually convinced the BBC to the benefits of electronic music and musique concrรฉte for use in programming; particularly for The BBC Third Programme, replaced by BBC Radio 3. By 1957 they caved, and Daphne was appointed the original co-director of The BBC Radiophonic Workshop with Senior Studio Manager Desmond Briscoe.

Their early efforts were for radio: radiophonic poems, effects for prevalent sci-fi serials like Quatermass and The Pit, and comedy sounds for The Goon Show. Yet Daphneโ€™s motivation remained in electronic music production, and she resigned in 1959 to freelance, moving again to Kent.

Daphne Oram was way ahead of her time, a visionary frustrated with the direction The Radiophonic Workshop was heading, because electronic music was still in its infancy, especially the acceptance of it. The workshop continued without her and eventually branched into music, as television took over.

A trainee assistant studio manager called Delia Derbyshire joined the workshop, creating numerous scores and effects for television programmes. Most notably in 1963, when Derbyshire electronically modified Ron Grainerโ€™s Doctor Who theme, hailed as the pinnacle moment in the advancement of electronic music in Britain. Though, BBC bureaucracy as it was, Delia was never credited on-screen for it until twelve years after her passing, in a 2013 fiftieth anniversary special, The Day of the Doctor. Her work has since been acknowledged and revered, whilst Daphne Oram remains a relatively unsung heroine in the development of electronic music.

Image: Daphne Oram

Futurist Luigi Russolo argues in a 1913 letter to composer Francesco Pratella, a manifesto referred to as The Art of Noises, that the ear will become accustomed to noises of urbanisation and industrial soundscapes, and thus mankind will develop a new sonic palette as technology progresses. A fascinating and accurate theory into the evolution of sound, in which Russolo encouraged musicians to listen to city sounds, which will putatively be the cymatics of future music.

I find myself reasoning if this explains why electronic music today is most popular in urban environments rather than rural. Due to music famed promoter Mel Bush, Devizes retains an affection for the blues, using authentic analogue instruments. Producers of electronic music are rare here. If you want dance music, which greater acquires the usage of technology than rock, blues, or folk, you may need to head towards Bristol, Swindon, or Salisbury.

But coming from a more urban background and growing up in the eighties and nineties, personally Iโ€™ve never outcasted electronics in music. Even if a musician is using analogue methods to create music, they will at the least use the internet to promote them. With eclectic tastes, I also love electronica, hip hop, dub, and dance music, and I love to explore the origins of it. So, this research project has me fascinated, the life and work of Daphne Oram, and her growing up in Devizes. I wondered how she became involved.

A graphical sound technique where shapes etched into filmstrips are read by photo-electric cells and transformed into for various parameters of sound is called Oramics, after its creator Daphne Oram at her Oramics Studios in Kent. She expressed hope that her work on Oramics would โ€œplant seeds that would mature in the 21st century.โ€ Her legacy is commemorated in the annual Oram Awards, and the 2022 BBC Masterbrand Sonic, was internally known as “Daphne,” but still in her hometown sheโ€™s not widely known, neither are her early years spent in Devizes well documented.

This month, Daphne would have celebrated her one-hundredth birthday. So, join me in an exploration of her life and work in a series of articles. We will talk with Daphneโ€™s niece, Carolyn Scales, about her early years in Devizes, explore her work further, and talk with a local producer of electronic music about her legacy and the impact her work has on them. Because one thing is certain, without Daphne Oram music today would sound vastly different, at least it would in the UK, and during the boom of pop, as you should be aware, Britain led the way. I believe that it is worth commemorating and honouring her here in her birthplace, Devizes.


Winter Festival/Christmas/Whatever!

This is why I love you, my readers, see?! At the beginning of the week I put out an article highlighting DOCAโ€™s Winter Festival, and included everything else going on in town this coming weekend, as side attractions. It was as well received as ever and no one on its social media shares thought to question the eventโ€™s name. Today Gazette & Herald reporter Jason Hughes followed suit, but its shares received a barrel load of terribly misinformed and exasperating comments from keyboard warriors who wouldnโ€™t know the true meaning of Christmas if it slapped them in the chilling wintery chops; which, maybe it should!

Bag of coal for those ranting that it should be called a โ€œChristmas Festival.โ€ Why not just go, enjoy it, make of it what you wish, call it whatever you wish, and not worry what other people want to call it?!

Foremost, I feel a smidgen sorry for Jason, if he reads the Facebook piffle on his articles, as the paper is slammed there for calling it โ€œWinter Festival.โ€ Someone plucked Americans from the sky and blamed them, one even ingeniously used an emoji of a bell and wrote โ€œendโ€ next to it; is there no limit to that guyโ€™s wit?! Jason is working from a brief, you spanners! The organisers, DOCA, are calling it Winter Festival, as they have rightfully done for years, not the newspaper.

Maybe they choose to do so because it’s too early for Christmas. Perhaps to make it open and inviting to all. Which, I’m sorry to the keyboard warriors, but I thought that’s what the season was all about?! Or are you all more clued up about Christianity than the Gospel of Luke, who told of angels chanting “peace and goodwill to all men” at the birth of Jesus?

Father Christmas will be there, a Christmas tree, and lots of other representations of Christmas too; not that they have anything to actually do with the birth of Jesus, and more to do with what was there before it. There was a midwinter festival for hundreds of years before its Christianisation. No one really knows when Jesus was born, or if he was at all. Yuletide, or winter solstice was a convenient time for Christianity to adopt, and claim it as the birth of Christ, because folk celebrated around that time already. Nearly everything in traditional Christmas symbolism represents the ancient folk festival, from trees, mistletoe, even Father Christmas himself!

But the bottom line and most important point is, atheists and people of other religions have absolutely no gripe, issue or even the slightest complaint about Christmas! They embrace it, many celebrate it too, across the entire globe. The idea that someone is attempting to โ€œtake Christmas away,โ€ or ban it, is only a rhetoric invented by those wanting to spread hate and prejudice; is that the Christmas message you wish to purvey to others? What happened to joy to the world?!

Bar Humbug, itโ€™s all complete hogwash, but likely the reason for the bitingly bitter comments added to the Gazette’s social media shares; Facebook is a toxic playground for so-called adults. The organisers want to call it the Winter Festival, for whatever reason, and that is their prerogative. No one is stopping you, or are even suggesting stopping you from referring to it as a Christmas Festival, if thatโ€™s what you wish to do.

And lastly, no one is forcing you to attend! Probably best you donโ€™t if youโ€™re going to walk around it as grumpy as the Grinch; or this just your Facebook persona? If so, it doesn’t look good on you, nor is it in spirit of the season. Here’s hoping three ghosts will visit you on Christmas Eve!


No Migrants in Wiltshire Military Bases; Newsquest Journalist Challenges Mail’s Falsehoods

Local reporter of the month award, if I had a local reporter of the month award, which I don’t, but based on this, perhaps I should have a local reporter of the month award, goes to Newsquest senior reporter Sarah Dalton, whether she wants the award or not, not that there even is one!!

Credit where it’s due, even if we do take the occasional satirical stab in the dark at Newsquest, this week Sarah wrote a brilliant piece in The Wiltshire Gazette & Herald, challenging claims by the Mail on Sunday and other national newspapers that there are plans to send migrants to six military camps across the UK, including Knook Camp near Warminster. It is not true.

โ€œThe Wiltshire Times has put these claims to the Home Office,โ€ she wrote, โ€œwhich has stated that military bases are being explored as housing options for migrants. The Home Office confirmed that Knook Camp in Wiltshire is not currently being used for this purpose, nor are there any plans to use it to house migrants.โ€

On social media the share didn’t receive the traction I think it deserved. It sadly seems people would rather believe their own fake narrative, fed to them by rightwing media. It did get a substantial collection of those dubious critters, the angry emoji. Iโ€™m left confused as to why; are they angry because migrants are not being housed in Knook Camp, are they angry because theyโ€™ve been lied to by the national press, or perhaps they home in on the word โ€œmigrant,โ€ donโ€™t even bother to read the article, and it angers them?!

Maybe it suggests precisely why we’re in this disgraceful trend of hatred towards migrants. Word of the lies has been spread on social media as taken as fact. For if those who added the angered emoji actually read it, I would have thought they’d surely send it a smiling one instead. Cheer up, you spanners! 

Sarah contacted the Home Office who said there were no plans for military bases in Wiltshire to be used for housing migrants. It doesnโ€™t matter what your opinions on the base being used are, it matters that misinformation is being spread, and she captured it with its pants down; well done, Sarah. While she must be subtle, we don’t enforce such equitability, and will call out the Mail on Sunday for publishing bollocks, and spreading misinformation to propagate and exaggerate the immigration issue, at least in Wiltshire. But you should note, we think you’re as thick as mince for believing it!


Now Available at Devizes Books

Rooks; New Single From M3G

Chippenham folk singer-songwriter, M3G (because she likes a backward โ€œEโ€) has a new single out tomorrow, Friday 19th December. Put your jingly bell cheesy tunesโ€ฆ

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Stone Circle Wiltshire Music Awards Will Continue into 2026

In thanking everyone who supported this year’s Wiltshire Music Awards, Eddie Prestidge of Stone Circle Music Events revealed his intentions of continuing with the awards into next yearโ€ฆย 

โ€œFirstly, I want to say a heartfelt thank you to everyone who supported and got involved in our very first Wiltshire Music Awards,โ€ he said. โ€œThe enthusiasm, energy, and community spirit were incredible to see.โ€

Reflecting on this year’s inaugural awards, he said, โ€œwe want to be open, honest, and transparent about the journey. Did we get everything right? No, and weโ€™re happy to learn and grow. Did we realise how big this celebration would become? No, your support surpassed all expectations!โ€

Looking ahead to 2026 Eddie explained, โ€œwe are excited about continuing the Stone Circle Wiltshire Music Awards into 2026. However, we recognise that this celebration now belongs to the wider community, not just to us.โ€

โ€œTo help it grow in the right way, we are exploring bringing together a small group of local volunteers to form a community committee, encouraging fair representation across Wiltshire.โ€

If you feel you have something positive to contribute and would like to help shape the 2026 awards, please email Eddie here: hello@stonecirclemusicevents.uk

Patrick O’Sullivan of Stone Circle Music Events said, โ€œwhile we could continue running the awards on our own, this event is a celebration of Wiltshireโ€™s music community โ€” driven by local voices, talent, and passion. Thatโ€™s why we feel a community-based team would help make 2026 stronger and more exciting. Together we can continue to build the Wiltshire Music Awards in order to recognise and celebrate the amazing talent we haveย  in Wiltshire.โ€

โ€œThank you for supporting the Wiltshire Music Awards! Weโ€™re so grateful to everyone who got involved. Together, weโ€™re growing something amazing for Wiltshireโ€™s music community!โ€

โ€œWeโ€™d really love to hear your feedback, what you enjoyed, and what you think we could improve for next time. Your thoughts willย  genuinely help us make next year’s Wiltshire Music Awards 2026 event better.โ€

Stone Circle Music Events state feedback should be by email, as they wonโ€™t be responding to feedback posted on Facebook, promising to reply to every email politely and respectfully.

Send your feedback to: patrick@stonecirclemusicevents.uk


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Wiltshire Music Awards Begins with George Wilding at The Three Crowns

This afternoon sees the inaugural grand ceremony of Stone Circle Music Eventsโ€™ Wiltshire Music Awards taking place at the Devizes Corn Exchange. Itโ€™s a sellout show celebrating our countyโ€™s music scene, with a lot of local acts performing between the announcements of the results of a public voting system. The legend who is Mr George Wilding kicked off proceedings with what was supposed to be a warm-up party last night at The Three Crownsโ€ฆ..

The temperature dropped and the rain came in, and if that didnโ€™t make the term โ€œwarm-up partyโ€ seem a smidgen dubious, Iโ€™m not sure if anyone else attending the awards other than myself, Jolyon Dixon setting up the PA and George himself made it to the evening; best guess theyโ€™re saving themselves for the big day today! Nevertheless, it was a fair turnout and those who did come were treated to Gerogeโ€™s human jukebox show and came up trumps, singing and dancing the October chill away.

Equally ambiguous as the warm-up is the term โ€œhuman jukeboxโ€ to describe Gerogeโ€™s show, for if a jukebox doesnโ€™t have the song you want it cannot play it. George has a plethora of classics in his repertoire, the audience are encouraged to shout them out, and should they request something George hasnโ€™t a handle on, heโ€™ll attempt it anyway, play a riff of it, and declare he doesnโ€™t know it in his droll way. He might try a medley of the parts he does know with other songs of the same artist, he might look to the audience to help with lyrics, and if all this fails it becomes part of his amusing and interactive show.

Far from a man with a guitar and a setlist who frowns at the idea of requests, does his shift and pulls out. George took no break, played overtime, and seemingly adored every minute. I gather this was his mainstay while working the cruise ships and imagine the cruisers delightedly returning each evening, but such voyages for George are on the backburner and while he doesnโ€™t mind running a covers show, heโ€™s otherwise in the studio with producer Jolyon Dixon building a catalogue of original tracks in which he is toying with the idea of releasing as an album.

But the Three Crowns love a covers show, and George delivered such in this interactive way there can be no arguing his brilliance to entertain and his skill as a musician. So, should an audience member request, as one did, The Eaglesโ€™ Hotel California and he ponders itโ€™s a bit slow to fit with the pace of previous songs, heโ€™ll up the tempo. An apt Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head opened the show, and George will set the ball rolling, but once the audience catch the drift, heโ€™s never without a request, and will either attempt the most obscure or tell them in the most charming way that theyโ€™re really testing him!

As it was I requested The Ronnettesโ€™ Be My Baby, aware the soulful doowop earworm was a personal favourite George used to regularly put in his set and put his own stamp on. He nodded in fond remembrance, and the regulars approved, dancing on the cobblestones. But I only asked for one, the rest left up to the modest crowd, really feeling they were part of something unique and special, because thatโ€™s Georgeโ€™s ability and thatโ€™s what has made him one of our fondest favourites on the circuit for many a moon. โ€œTotal ledge,โ€ I understand is the gen z terminology! 

I cannot tell you if he is to receive an award tonight, but I believe he deserves to; I will announce the winners here as soon as I recover tonight, for those who cannot make it! If youโ€™ve not got a ticket for the awards, thereโ€™s a whole list of events happening on our event calendar; just look at it! Just look and see how many are music gigs, and realise the strength of our local music scene. That is what we celebrate tonight, and yeah, George will be singing a song, along with many others. Iโ€™m on curtain duty! See you there!   

Oh Danny Boy!

Oh Danny Boy, oh, Danny Boy, they loved your boyish Eton looks so, but when ye was voted in, an all democracy wasnโ€™t quite dying, if itโ€™s now dead, as dead it well may be, ye’ll come and find the place where it was lying, and kneel and say an ave there for me a desertion, to save thy political skin from flailing, Herr Faragรผhrer?

Kruger shed it like the snake he is, licked the Gestapo sausage and now heโ€™s a populist, saving common racists from an imaginary invading army; because he was such a โ€œpeople personโ€ before all this, wasnโ€™t he?! And Marlborough is so chockablock with illegal immigrants sponging off Tommyโ€™s pimped teenage girls in Union Jack dresses and luxuriously living free in its five star hotels, innit, thou?!

The guyโ€™s not even painted a fucking roundabout yet. Get with the program, Danny; a Waitrose shopper is your best definition of poverty!  

Well, we all knew there was something very Herr Flick, or at least Von Smallhausen, about misogynistic gutless weasel Danny Kruger, MP for East Wiltshire, the motherland. Yeah, news of the day, heโ€™s jumped ship and plans to turn his East Wiltshire constituency into an ultranationalist fortification, and thereโ€™s not a thing the kindly folk of East Wiltshire can do to stop him.

With a mere 16% of the vote in a constituency deliberately skewered to allow Conservatives a Wiltshire safe seat in Parliament, Reform seized the day, and Danny, originally hoisted in from Richmond without a clue what a lardy cake is, is officially reformed, reborn from being dipped in Kennet, to more registered company than political party, with a tax-dodging lying scumbag dictator for a leader who is made upย  entirely of foreskin. What a happy news day, what a democracy! At least smeg head Ed J Rimmer has something to crisp his jiz rag about tonight.

Meanwhile in our Lib Dem constituency life in Devizes is a landlocked beach, and according to our trustworthy journal the Gazelle and Herod, we’re all sunbathing on the dried up Crammer. This isn’t Clacton, pal, Marlborough’s suitable for you dragon slayers now, but you’ll have to pay to read that bollocks clickbait. There’s sun and rain, anyway, Jason Hughes you silly sausage, haven’t you seen? Even the sky is woke, get your notepad out for that one before the Crammer refills. We’ve got our own flotsam and jetsam issues here, without worrying if Heinrich Himmler is taking tea at The Polly, damn your eyes, sir!

Sign the petition HERE, calling on Danny Kruger to step down as an MP following his recent defection to the Reform Party. Before Kruger strikes in your dream, like the antagonist of A Nightmare on Elcot Lane.

Notify us if you organise a protest and we’ll spread the word, we do more than edgy and triggering political satire. Suggest blocking off Marlborough High Street and rally for your rights while you still can, because Oswald Mosley is laughing from his grave at you, singing, โ€œDon’t-cha wish your girlfriend was a fascist freak like me?!โ€ 

No Rest For JP Oldfield, New Single Out Today

It’s been six months since Devizes-based young blues crooner JP Oldfield released his poignant kazoo-blowing debut EP Bouffon. He’s made numerous appearances across the circuit since and created an impressive following. Today sees him on the next leg of his musical journey, a brand new single aptly titled No Restโ€ฆ..

If the kazoo created a unique identity for Josh, quirking up otherwise darker themes than the novelty songs you’d except the instrument to be found in, this idiosyncratic move may have caused some criticism from traditionalists who simply didn’t get it. Not me, inherent in the belief rules are made to be broken, I’m of the reckoning JP Oldfield is a contemporary rarity, a misunderstood genius finding his feet. A dedicated axemen with an axe to grind, and a singer-songwriter unafraid to explore and expose every detail of the melancholic mind maze in the encapsulating way blues legends did before him.

With this in tow, I’d argue the jukejoint authentic sound created with his haunting grizzly vocal tones, that steel guitar and beaten up suitcase pedal-drum is Marmite. Love it or hate it, JP forged an imitable style, ranging from Cash to Tom Waits and Nick Cave in comparison. I’d draw any critic’s attention to a track like Last Orders, a heart-wrenchingly honest tune which takes on the drunkard’s misery of a relationship break-up in true mellowed delta blues fashion, without kazoo. But hey, now we’ve got No Rest, a level up certainly in production and indicative of all the greatness he’s already achieved; it rocks.

There’s the sombre spiritual blues theme we’ve come to expect, but it’s a foot-stomping pace with a killer rolling riff, kazoo-less yet a perfect balance of everything else JP throws at his music. It’s deliberately raw, perfectly hard-hitting and undoubtedly JP on the best form we’ve ever seen.

In our interview a month short of a year ago, Josh gave me the impression he was something of a perfectionist. A lot of work has gone into this full bodied five minute marvel, and it shows, in its crisp sound, this composition of elements making said perfect balance, and also a enlightening video accompanying it, by Jamie R Hawkinsโ€™ Side Owl Productions. This cones out around 6pm tonight, I’ll add the link to it here, so return after your potato waffles.

The video has a different narrative from the song, rather โ€˜the story of the song;โ€™ a fascinating showcase of JP’s session at Mooncalf Studios, where Nick Beere engineers the kind of tune which we might suggest JP’s feet have been found. We look forward to hearing the other songs from this session in good time, but for now this is plenty to indicate this Devizes bluesman is heading in the right direction. But Nick brought out the best in musicians while I was still doodling boobs on my school rough book!

He’s JP Oldfield, I’m just old, but I know what I like. I could dance barefoot in a barn grasping a bottle of bourbon to this, and when it gets to that irresistible bridge I’ll procrastinate my repent, letting my sins roam free for a day; though I havenโ€™t drawn a boob on a school book for quite some considerable time! 


Joyrobber: an anonymous songwriter releasing debut track

When I first heard about Joyrobber, a one man, faceless and nameless musical project itโ€™s fair to say my interested was piqued, and itโ€™s fair to say that the press release Iโ€™ve seen is only creating more questions…

The project got underway in the summer of this year when the artist (whoever they might be) rediscovered some long-lost demos of a few previous unreleased tracks, and although Joyrobber doesnโ€™t have a name for himself, he does have some big names behind the single, with vocals being engineered by the Wiltshire legend Jolyon Dixon and the song itself having been produced by Sugarpill Productions.

The song is called Jeremy Kyle, itโ€™s a comedic, catchy take on the career of (you guessed it) Jeremy Kyle. At this point it probably is sounding like some sort of naff joke song thatโ€™s not really worth a listen, but surprisingly itโ€™s sort of the opposite.

โ€˜Jeremy Kyleโ€™ has a light indie rock sort of feel โ€“ which I think we can all agree weโ€™ve seen work very well locally, with bands like Nothing Rhymes with Orange and Burn the Midnight Oil taking the world by storm. Itโ€™s full of melodic guitar riffs, smooth vocals and punchy drum fills, and you can hear the value of both Sugarpill Productions and Jolyon Dixon throughout the track.

Iโ€™ve heard on the grapevine that luckily thereโ€™s more to come in the not-so-distant future as a few other lost demos have been found alongside this one. It really is worth a listen, I have to say when I first heard about the project I thought it would probably just be a sort of joke single, that Iโ€™d listen to once or twice to write this piece and then just forget, but it feels like it has a bigger potential and I would genuinely recommend it.

You can give it a listen here

Frome based band, Bellwether, to release new single

Formerly known as Judas Goat and the Bellwether, the now renamed band have announced the release of their latest single, โ€œDrill Baby Drillโ€ (coming out on the 27th November). I was given the pleasure of listening to it and you really couldnโ€™t ask for anything betterโ€ฆ

The band themselves have gained a loyal fanbase with their psychedelic blues-rock style, drawing inspiration from The Doors, Cream and Jefferson Airplane amongst others. After having most of this year packed with gigs all over Frome and the surrounding areas this new single is taking things up a notch for the band.

โ€œDrill Baby Drillโ€ starts with a heavy acoustic guitar riff, before leading into the smooth vocals of Sara Vian, the lead singer. By the chorus youโ€™ve got pitch perfect harmonies layered with a mellow electric guitar line creating pure harmony. This continues throughout the song after being met with a steady drumbeat flowing with the song. All in all, itโ€™s a delight.

And itโ€™s nice to see that a clear message still shines through, over the song as a whole. It was originally inspired by the so-called โ€˜diablos musicaโ€™ (devilโ€™s tritone). In simple terms a tritone in music is an interval, two notes that are a certain distance apart being played simultaneously and back in the day this was seen as unsettling and spooky โ€“ due to its dissonant sound. This was pretty much forgotten about until Black Sabbath came along and released โ€˜Black Sabbathโ€™.

Sara Vian herself described it as โ€œlong branded as forbidden and dissonant, yet I discovered an article which claimed that medieval high clergymen imagined it to be the sound of the Holy Trinity; a paradox which became the perfect foundation to explore whatโ€™s going on in America right now!โ€

โ€œDrill Baby Drillโ€ really is worth a listen โ€“ it only takes one to have you hooked and playing it on repeat (I know I have). ย Luckily for you readers, its being soft launched today (5th September) on Bandcamp

There’s also an official launch soiree on the 19th September at the Meet at Eight bar in Yeovil, where local heroes Long Sun will also be appearing (here)

And don’t forget to check out the Bellwethers themselves on whatever social medias you use: @bellwetherbanduk

Winter Festival & Lantern Parade Confirmed for Devizes

Photograph byย Simon Folkard

It’s been a rocky road for Devizes Outdoor Celebratory Arts (DOCA) these last few years, and I didn’t mean the crushed biscuits and marshmallows sort! Cuts to Arts Funding has meant the unfortunate cancellation of a large part of their annual free event programme. Townsfolk and The Town Council have both been helpful in stepping up to assist. A limited and last-minute carnival went ahead last weekend and was hailed a success; now DOCA looks towards the autumn and winter season optimisticallyโ€ฆ..

Announcing today they’ve been awarded their full winter funding from Arts Council England, and this is fantastic news for the town means DOCA can now move forward in bringing Winter Festival to life and preparing for an amazing Lantern Parade.

โ€œWe’re deeply grateful to Arts Council England for believing in our vision and investing in our community’s creative future,โ€ they said. โ€œThis funding doesn’t just support our organisation, it supports the entire Devizes arts community and all the talented festival makers, audience, and participants who make our work possible.โ€

โ€œA heartfelt thank you also goes out to our wonderful Devizes community for your ongoing support, enthusiasm, and participation. You are the heart of everything we do.โ€

We owe it to DOCA to really ring out the bells on this one. Great news, and we look forward to it. You know, whatever Devizine can do to help, you only need to ask; though I’ve always wanted to be Father Christmas, if you can take a ho-ho-hint!!


Talk in Code Down The Gate!

What, again?! Another article about Talk in Code?! Haven’t they had enough Devizine-styled publicity?! Are their heads swelling?!ย 

Didn’t that crazy toothless editor catch them at The Vic in Swindon just last week? And now The Southgate in Devizes? Isnโ€™t that his second home anyway?!

Hold back your keyboard warrior typing fingers from those vicious comment sections, critic, I will attempt to answer these burning questions I falsely imagine straining from your lips, in a short piece about a Sunday gig well worth mentioningโ€ฆ..

Yes, again, it is another article about Talk in Code. It’s either that or I risk playing a brain training game on my phone; it’s Monday, and my brain refuses instruction.

Yes, they’ve been showered with love from us, but being this an opinion based blog, I reserve my right to express my honest opinion; they deserve it! I have succumbed to being a T-shirt embossed โ€œtalker,โ€ a more family fashioned classification than fanbase.

If the idiom of enlarged heads implies they have a conceited, exaggerated sense of self-importance due to our consistent splatters of flattery, that’s the biggest untruth you could suggest about them. I only said it in ironic jest; woe is me for my fractured sense of humour; pinch of salt, please!

Whilst their performances are showy, that’s pop; they’re the most down to earth bunch you’ll ever have the pleasure to meet … .especially musicians!! Observe them engaging with their audience, young to old. Observe the attention they attract wherever they happen to play as being a product of their universal brilliance. If they appear excitable about this, it derives from their dedication, motivation, and the deserved positive feedback from their audience, not a two-bit blogger!

So what, yeah I was at the Vic last week for their awesome single launch gig, when I said it was theย  best I’ve ever seen them play, suggesting perhaps because it was on their home turf. I’m considering taking this back after catching them yesterday, for two reasons, firstly but less important, Swindon is only home to two of them, Snedds is home here in Devizes, or as near as dammit. Secondly, pop grows on you, the more you listen the more the hook catches you, and they have this down to a T, so maybe the level of skill they’ve attained has now become standard as more fans amass;ย  it certainly seemed that way Sunday at the Southgate. They rocked it with professional ease, just as they did the Vic, as they always do, and it was only a Sunday afternoon at Devizesโ€™ answer to the O2 arena. Given the actual O2, I predict they’d rock that one, too!

Matter of fact, I’ve not been down the Gate for what feels like ages, honest, mum! This occasion was purely circumstantial; I was in town to attend the dress rehearsal of an emotionally sobering play at the Wharf. It is fantastically evocative and reflects a sad time for me personally. See the review to understand, and go see the play. I needed cheering up, and being that it ended when the gig was kicking off, I thought I could sit in the back row and scribe some thoughts on my phone with a pint. It didn’t quite work out this way, not for the want of trying, because Talk in Code’s sound is irresistible, and yeah, it cheered me up a treat.

I’ve not been down The Gate recently, what with a summer season of festivals, a family holiday and inflation mugging us all off. But being the Southgate is so insatiably irresistible, friendly, and  affordable too by comparison, I slip back into its gorgeous rustic appeal like a glove, anyone would.

I’ve stated numerous times how my honest opinion casts it as the best pub locally, these facts stick more than mud, and perhaps it hasn’t been that long, it only feels like it has! George seemed to remember me as a gullible accessory to doggie biscuit snatching crimes. Autumn drawing in, save me the cosy chair.

All hail Talk in Code and The Southgate too. The first play top class indie-pop within a more humble local scene than following a national pop star and praying you can mortgage your home for a ticket to see. The latter is a cathedral to our humble scene, and lively pub culture too, with a rich history of showcasing local musical talent, one all our writers have been disciples of since day dot.

There’s so many artists still to mention, pinky promises I will, all in good time, but a Talk in Code gig at The Gate, despite catching them only last week, was still too good not to drop into!


Black Rat Monday and More! Live Music This Bank Holiday Weekend in Wiltshire

Never forget, thereโ€™s lots of other events on our calendar, for families and everyone of all ages. But this weekend is a bank holiday, and those local live music hunters will be out on the prowl, so hereโ€™s what weโ€™ve found for themโ€ฆ.

Thursday 21st August, Just Parsons plays the Foyer Sessions at Chippenhamโ€™s Neeld Hall, thatโ€™s a freebie. Wild Isles & Plummie Racket are at The Castle, Swindon, free, while The Illegal Eagles are at The Wyvern, ticketed. Thereโ€™s a Fayre on Salisburyโ€™s Market Square with The Kings of Lounge Trio, and thatโ€™s free.

Itโ€™s the Welcome to the free Wildwest Country fringe festival at the Three Horseshoes in Bradford-on-Avon, ongoing throughout this week and weekend with a whole lot of circus and music. The Headrush Brass Band plays a hospitality jamboree there on Thursday 21st.


Friday 22nd, and things are really rolling, thereโ€™s even a Music for Miniatures at St Andrewโ€™s Church, Devizes, 10:30am, for the under fours!

Staying in Devizes for anyone over the age of four, try out Brogan Pearce singing covers at The Condado Lounge, or  a โ€œHaze Sessionโ€ with Marcus Boll at The Three Crowns. HoneyFest kicks off at The Barge on Honeystreet, camp up for that one all weekend, ticketed, for theyโ€™ve The Undercover Hippy, RSVP and The Scribes headlining; sweet as mate.

Zack Linton plays The Lamb on the Strand, with new Zia Pizza company and organised by Bird is the Word. The Free Spirits Band at The Royal Oak, Hawkeridge, a Red Hot Chilli Peppers Tribute at The Wheatsheaf, Calne, and The Blue Moon Band at The Rising Sun, Christian Malford, near Chippenham.

Not Quite Bob at Aldbourne Sports & Social Club. Itโ€™s the E-Fest Music Festival in Swindon, and Supersonic Queen at Town Gardens Bowl. A Summer Beer Gin & Rum Festival at The Hop Chapel, but weโ€™re heading into Swindon for a Talk in Code single launch at The Vic, with Riviera Arcade and Flora Fiora in support; bang tidy thatโ€™ll be!

Trips out for Devizes-based acts this weekend: No Alarms and No Devizes are not in Devizes, theyโ€™re at the Boathouse in Bradford-on-Avon, Jon Amor Trio are at The Royal Oak in Bath. The Vintage Explosion plays Komedia, Bath, but theyโ€™re not from around here, I was just running off the Bath paragraph, not to avoid any confusion!

P!nk tribute Vicky Jackson at the Cheese & Grain, Frome. Little Joe at the Coach and Horses, in Salisbury. Fayre on the Square continues at the Market Place in Salisbury with 

Rock The Boat DJs. Lonely Road Band at the Wig and Quill, Summer Beer Festival at the Old Mill with Lucas Hardy, and Jetback and Wilton Voices at The Bear.

Donโ€™t forget Flock Steady Beats festie at The Music Baa near Salisbury, ticketed, hurry up, Buster Shuffle and The Dub Pistols headline, with a host of offbeat goodies, including Captain Accident over the course of the weekend; mint sauce me up!

Tuckerโ€™s Cider & Music Festival at Tuckerโ€™s Grave in Faulkland, El Toro headline Saturday, with Russ Barnes, 41 Fords, The Usual Suspects, Call the Shots, more on Sunday too!


Saturday then, the 23rd August 2025; Bone Chapel at The Southgate, Devizes, and Jambon Chapeau at The Pelican. The Sylvertones at The Duke in Bratton.

Humdinger at The Cooperโ€™s Arms, Pewsey. Sophie Henderson at the Crown, Aldbourne.

Room 101 play The Lamb, Trowbridge, whilst The Twelve Bells have a Punk Picnic. Tex & The Troubadours at Melksham Rock n Roll Clubโ€™s monthly dance.

Bradford-on-Avon, you groovy lot! With the Welcome to the free Wildwest Country fringe festival at the Three Horseshoes still going down, thereโ€™s CastleFest at the Castle, with a great lineup too.

Thomas Arnold Hall in Warminster has an Ultimate 80โ€™s Revival Disco. Ex Stiff Little Finger XSLF at The Vic in Swindon. Total Rex, a Marc Bolan & T Rex Tribute at Chapel Arts, Bath, and the Big Disco at Komedia.

Forwards Festival over Clifton Downs, Bristol, and weโ€™re heading south, the Tin Shack Band are at The Ram in Tidworth. Jolyon Dixon & Rachel Sinnetta make a welcome return to The Kings Arms, Amesbury.

Sleepwalker at the Fayre on the Market Square in Salisbury. Slingshot at Qudos. Jon Bailey at The Royal George. Hop Back Blues Band at The Duke of York. Timespan at The Horse & Groom. Salisbury Live has a Summer Beer Festival, with Black Iris at The Old Mill and The Bear Inn has an August Bank Holiday Beer Festival with Break Cover, Bob Primmer and Ben Vuckovic.


Sunday 24th, then, the fun never stops! 30+ Daytime Clubbing at The Exchange, Devizes. 

Eddie Martin will be at The Southgate around 5pm, and the Roughcut Rebels have got The Three Crowns covered. Potterne Cricket Clubโ€™s ever popular Potterne Festival is likely sold out, but you never know your luck!

Talbot-Fest at the Talbot in Calne, then; Dorothy House fundraiser, all free, see the poster, wicked lineup, Talboterrians!!

The Sylvertones are at The Crown in Westbury. Unpredictables at the Boathouse, Bradford-on-Avon. Rorkeโ€™s Drift at The Vic Swindon.

Johnny G at The Bell, Bath, Kenyan musician Vonj at Komedia.

Coach & Horses Sunday Session in Salisbury has our homegrown marvel, JP Oldfield.  Fayre on the Square continues in the Market Place Salisbury with Park Island, as does the Old Millโ€™s Summer Beer Festival: with Route 3. Salisbury Live are at The Horse & Groom with The Norfolks, Lucas Hardy and The Late Starters. August Bank Holiday Beer Festival continues at The Bear Inn with Slingshot, Above Board, The Reel Deal. Pudenski Bros at The Goat, and a Picnic in the Park at Redlynch Sports & Social Club with the Woodfalls Band.

The Hammervillesโ€™ Bank Holiday Beach Party at the Cheese & Grain, Frome. 


Bank Holiday Monday; yay!! Drew Bryant is at The Three Crowns, Devizes from 3pm, and of course, itโ€™s Black Rat Monday at The British Lion, an annual outdoor Bank Holiday Monday extravaganza, all free, local live bands, they wonโ€™t tell us who, a charity BBQ raising funds for Dorothy House. 

Get in! Black Rat Monday!

Box Rocks is of course the other stalwart of August bank holiday, at The Queenโ€™s Head, Box, theyโ€™ve got a fantastic lineup including our good friend Chandra; nice one!

The Americania Boatfest is another damn fine option, at the Boat House in Bradford-on-Avon; too many bands to mention, but Iโ€™m told our Burn The Midnight Oil will be there, and thatโ€™s worth the trip over alone! Staying in Bradford, The Lamb Yard are celebrating 25 years, with Talk in Code headlining, Fly Yeti Fly and The Trapdoor Spiders. Itโ€™s all free in Bradford!

Bath, and thereโ€™s another free community fest at Komedia, Rusty Shackle, True Strays, and Concrete Prairie, with added Courting Ghosts and Barney Kenny. Barrel House Vipers are at The Bell.

Salisbury, and Pete Donnelly is at The Duke of York, and thereโ€™s the last day of the Old Millโ€™s Summer Beer Festival with SO Uncool.


Thatโ€™s all weโ€™ve foundโ€ฆโ€ฆ.so farโ€ฆ.folks, summer is OVER!! Iโ€™m sure many will jump on the bandwagon and make me add more to our event calendar really soon!! There’s only one link you need to keep up to date, and its HERE! Have a great weekend!


FullTone Gets Underway With Devizes Music Academy Showcase and Something About Jamie

Devizes annual orchestral festival, FullTone got underway yesterday afternoon with a showcase of local talent from Devizes Music Academy,ย  and finalised Friday night with their recent musical Thereโ€™s Something About Jamieโ€ฆ.

If today the stage is filled with the sixty-plus piece FullTone Orchestra and guest singers, Friday night was all about Jamie ….or something about Jamie! A contemporary set musical akin to Billy Elliott, save tap dancing is replaced by a desire to become a drag queen.


Prior, students of the Academy took to the colossal stage to sing solo, a tenfold more nail-biting experience than any open mic! At least, I’d imagine it would be, still waiting for the call!

Bravely and with confidence, Emma Nailor, Annie Coleman, andย  Joe Thomas sang, and I’m sorry I missed them. I did arrive fashionably late to catch Braydon-Lee, who delivered an awesome set of pop covers from the likes of Ed Sheeran and others.

Brewing with confidence and stage presence blossoming, Braydon sang over backing tracks. His tenor voice is rich and expressive, able to handle the likes of Sheeran and Capaldi, but this boy needs a band as he’s got star potential.


Something About Jamie was fun. Humorously scripted, poignant, and contemporary. Both the acting and, particularly the singing was first class, kudos to the students of Devizes Music Academy.

Of course, FullTone Festival continues today with the orchestra in full flight. Classical beginnings, including Vivaldiโ€™s Four Seasons at 2pm. Then, the songbook of the Beatles, a recreation of Enya’s groundbreaking album, followed by the popular dance anthems taking the crowds into the night. I’m heading down there now!

Goodbye to The Beanery but Hollychocs Lives On

Popular award-winning artisan chocolate business Hollychocs has announced that its Beanery Cafรฉ will close on Saturday 23rd August, marking exactly two years since its opening in Poulshot, near Devizesโ€ฆ.

Founded by award-winning chocolatier Holly Garner, Hollychocs has become a much-loved fixture in the local community, known not just for its handcrafted chocolates but for creating a warm, welcoming space for chocolate lovers to connect, indulge and experience the very best chocolate in the Southwest.

โ€œThis decision hasnโ€™t come lightly,โ€ said Holly. โ€œSam and I have poured so much into the cafรฉโ€”working long days, championing other small businesses and suppliers and welcoming thousands of people through our doors. The support from our community has meant everything.โ€

The closure comes amidst rising costs that have impacted many small businesses across the country. โ€œWeโ€™ve tried everythingโ€”from constantly creating new menu offerings, to introducing special offers,โ€ Holly added. โ€œIn the end, the increased labour costs paired with price increases across the board, have made it time to focus our energy on a future thatโ€™s sustainable for us, our chocolate, and the people behind it.โ€

Yet this opens a new chapter for Hollychocs. Although the cafรฉ will no longer offer drop-in visits, Hollychocs will continue to host a wide range of bookable chocolate experiences from their studio just outside Devizes. These include guided tastings, chocolate-making workshops, and sit-down afternoon teasโ€”already popular with locals and visitors alike.

Hollychocsโ€™ full product range will also remain available for UK-wide delivery and click & collect. Sheโ€™s just released a Hollychocs version of the viral sensation Dubai Bar and has plans to increase her postbox-friendly chocolate gifts which are an increasingly popular way of sending a thoughtful gift.

They will also be focusing more on Corporate Gifting and Wholesale opportunities both locally and nationally.

โ€œWeโ€™re not going anywhere,โ€ Holly assured. โ€œWeโ€™re simply shifting focusโ€”putting our efforts into the parts of the business we know can sustain us in the long term.โ€

The final day of trading at the Beanery Cafรฉ will take place on Saturday 23rd August, and the team welcomes the community to pop in for one last drink or treat.

โ€œWeโ€™d love to see some familiar faces before we close the doors,โ€ said Holly. โ€œWeโ€™re so proud of what weโ€™ve builtโ€”and incredibly grateful to everyone in Wiltshire whoโ€™s supported us on this journey.โ€

Devizine wishes Holly and the team all the best with progressing this delicious brand. It’s a shame to hear about The Beanery but I believe they’ve made the sensible decision.


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โ€œlove you, byeโ€ at Ustinov Studio, Bath, July 7th-10th 2025.

By Ian Diddams
Images by Luke Ashley Tame of Acadia Creative

Around 2 million women are victims of violence perpetrated by men every year, thatโ€™s 3,000 offences recorded every single day.

A year ago, Uncaged Theatre brought their work in progress production โ€œFaithโ€ to the Rondo Theatre. Its review can be found here. A year later they are about to take its completed version โ€“ now entitled โ€œlove you, byeโ€ – to the Edinburgh Fringe and are warming up with a four-night run at Ustinov Studio, Bath. It has indeed come a long way since that nascent concept and has become a more rounded, holistic production โ€ฆ  which is still sphincter clenchingly, seat squirmingly uncomfortable watching at times โ€“ especially if you are male.

The number of offences has grown 37% in the last five years and violence against women and girls accounts for 20% of all recorded crime. Thatโ€™s recorded. Not total, only what is actually told to the police.  

The fundamental premise and action of the play remains the same โ€“ four friends, a missing woman, the ramifications. The external pressures on the group of trial by social media and finger pointing, and on the missing woman of asking for it, being out alone after dark. The mediaโ€™s gloss-over reporting with its own inherent racial and societal biases, the groupโ€™s individual coping mechanisms, personal even selfish concernsโ€ฆ  and collapse of trustโ€ฆ  all remain in this final product. But while โ€œFaithโ€ was a work in full, โ€œlove you, byeโ€ uses the play as a glorified MacGuffin to the real message of the production.

A woman is killed by a man every three days in the UK. Thatโ€™s 168 women murdered at the hands of a man every year.

As writer Meg Pickup โ€“ who plays Colly โ€“ says โ€œWe didnโ€™t want to write a play just about the victim – we wanted to write about those still standing, and how they carry the weight. We wanted to create something that doesn’t just speak to grief, but to the fierce loyalty and messy beauty of a chosen family. The group at the centre of the play acts as a microcosm of societyโ€™s response to violence against women and girls.โ€

In the year ending March 2022, there were 194,683 sexual offences, of which 70,330 were rape. Thats reported rape, again not total, only what is actually told to the police.

Is the performance a lecture? Is it โ€œentertainmentโ€? These are the questions asked by Colly/Meg directly to the audience. The characters reflect people we all know. Some reading this review and seeing the production will have shared in the charactersโ€™ own experiences. It uses real audio of the likes of Trump, Marilyn Manson, Andrew Tate interspersed with real voicemails of ordinary people wishing each other well, saying โ€œI love youโ€, saying โ€œโ€™byeโ€. The social imagery is stark, uncomfortable. How do we as a society that individually expresses love to partners and friends combine to create monsters that prey on the vulnerable? Why is it those that are in positions of authority to protect, instead abuse that position. We all know these cases โ€“ and also not those cases that the selective media with its own biases omits from our newsfeeds.

Only 3.2% of reported rape is even prosecuted. Then of that 3.2% only 62% are convicted.

The play part of the production includes two new characters from โ€œFaithโ€. Firstly, a collective female character โ€œEverywomanโ€ who is represented by the three female protagonists in their drinking game of โ€œNever Have I Everโ€ requiring a downed shot for every challenge that has happened to them which quickly becomes increasingly dark outlining their shared experiences of violence as females. And there is now โ€œNot-All-Menโ€ –  a, it must be said, loathsome character insisting that itโ€™s all somewhat overblown and not widespread, and whose own words condemn himself for his self denial and lack of collective responsibility and empathy, while wallowing in the words of Richard III and King Lear to justify his position.

The broad indication is that, during the last year, of the 70,330 rapes reported to police only 1,378 led to a conviction…

“love you, bye” is performed by four actors with six parts. Meg Pickup – who also co-wrote the piece – excels as the bullish and frankly bullying Colly who in some ways actually – unbeknownst to her – reflects some of the toxically masculine traits she so despises, in her relationship with Kaia, played by Taruna Nalini. Both portray their failing relationship with skill, neither overegging the tragedy that is happening to them externally and internally nor shying away from the difficult concepts of the story. Taruna’s vulnerability is the perfect foil to Meg’s bullishness and in so doing they reflect the wider society the premise of the play explores. Taruna combines the pain and pleasure of a relationship that isn’t always equal, while carrying a secret from her youth in a different culture, different social mores that nonetheless has a profound lifelong effect – her ability as an actress to mix these emotions and repressed fears is masterful. Billie-Jo Rainbird plays the pivotal role of Mercy, slightly on the outside of her friendship group but devoted to them all and they to her. Her strength is subtle, not worn on her sleeve but she is clearly supportive of not only her friends but also her partner’s anxiety back at their flat, all played sweetly and calmly, a unifying force. Billie-Jo also designed the sound and lighting for the show as well as the digital program. These three also represent collectively “Everywoman”, a combined edifice of womanhood sharing their abuses in a drinking game. These are fast paced scenes delivered perfectly with all the hidden menace in their reported words starkly evident while externally they just blankly down their shots. That just leaves Mercy’s flatmate, the promiscuous devil-may-care gay friend, played by Nicholas Downton-Cooper. Nicholas captures the sexually blithe character of Theo with ease – then the unsure, worried, slightly selfish man concerned at how the world later perceives him. He flip flops this role with the strident, I’m-all-right-Jack delivery of the Not-All-Man character, the polar opposite of Theo’s character in many ways. Flip-flopping between two such opposite characters takes care and skill and Nicholas achieves this seamlessly, aided and abetted by just a pair of spectacles and a yellow shirt in his role changes. Evie Osbon is the directorial genius behind the show and between them all they deliver sixty-eight minutes of gripping, compulsive viewing. It is something everybody should see; the writing is precise, pertinent and pulls no punches.

… This is a conviction rate of less than 2%.

So โ€“ is this a lecture?  Is it entertainment? Are you uncomfortable? Find out for yourself – the show runs until Thursday 10th at Ustinov Studio Bath, and then at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe from August 19th-25th at 12:30 daily at the Bedlam Theatre (Venue 49), 11b Bristol Place EH1 1EZ.

Tickets from www.theatreroyal.org.uk/events/love-you-bye/ (Bath)
                          www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/love-you-bye (Edinburgh)

No Surprises Living in Devizes: Juneโ€™s Hypermasculinity Speeding Solar Farming Rave Sinkhole

Harold Wilson said, โ€œa week in politics is a long time.โ€ Lesser within local politics, but weโ€™ve a month to lambast, so no messing aboutโ€ฆ. okay, maybe a little. With the promise to reduce satire to this monthly causerie, Iโ€™ve been biting my lip till soreโ€ฆ Calne Councillors for Rape campaign, Potterne Hates Solar, to a five- or six-million-pound โ€œsinkhole,โ€ in other words a Wiltshire councillorโ€™s offshore account; itโ€™s all been happeningโ€ฆ…

Pride month too, where we embraced freedom of expression and equality, or got triggered. โ€œWens strait pride munth?โ€ thick slices of gammon inquired on social media, and theyโ€™ve a point. When weโ€™ve progressed from centuries of heterosexuals beheaded, to imprisonment, onto ridicule, and now more agreeably just obtaining angered emojis on every Pride Facebook share simply for loving someone, maybe. Until then just stay home, itโ€™s not law to attend a Pride, you know? I suspect the sunny but rainy start to the month triggered them too; โ€œeven the skyโ€™s gone woke!โ€

Last month Wiltshire Police and Crime Commissioner Philip Wilkinson was on weed, this month it’s speed; he’s right, dammit, it is a gateway drug! What is a gateway drug anyhow, one you can buy in a supermarket? And if so, can you mix them with Somerfield drugs?!

Ah, Wiltshire Police were cracking down on speeding, raving, weed, and anything else causing misinformed Wilko sweaty underarm patches; brutally ripping foxes apart for fun, heโ€™s fine with. When twenty-seven fruit-bats were clocked speeding in Wilton and a further thirty-three in Harnham at the beginning of the month, Wilko told The Wiltshire Times, โ€œSpeeding is dangerous, it can kill and leave others seriously injured.โ€

This is shocking, a shocking piece of clickbait. No shit, Sherlock Wilko. Like a football commentator, overpaid to state the bleeding obvious. Peep from your office window and realise selfish pricks have cars; theyโ€™re hoodies-up driving gung-ho like theyโ€™re escaping the wrath of Steppenwolf, else parking them wherever its most inconvenient for emergency services.

This is something we cannot blame those in positions of power for, it is every driverโ€™s responsibility; Google the word โ€œresponsibilityโ€ in this era where no one is held accountable, not even councillors โ€œlosingโ€ six million smackers, of which we will move onto when convenient. Just thought Iโ€™d mention it under the premise of โ€œsetting a good example.โ€

Thereโ€™s no social grouping either; young, old, male, female, black, white; so many drivers have got headless chickens going โ€œyou’re erratic, pal;โ€ French headless chickens.

Yet Wiltshire done away with stationary cameras, too expensive, but Wilko’s salary isn’t, apparently. A salary the average copper wiping up bits of brain left on the highway could only dream of. โ€œWe havenโ€™t got the resources,โ€ Wilko whinges, then deploys intelligence to break up kids having fun. Yep, on the 19th of June Melksham Police were โ€œaware of a planned large gathering due to take place in Lacock.โ€

โ€œThe event,โ€ they bragged on Facebook, โ€œwhich was being organised via WhatsApp, was set to occur without the landownerโ€™s permission and was expected to attract a significant number of young people. We have engaged directly with the individual believed to be organising the gathering, and they have now cancelled the event.โ€

God forbid, young people, gathering, throwing away their cares and stresses of a business-like education system where theyโ€™re the products, for just a few hours, enjoying themselves without profiteering festival organisers hosting middle-class festivals they cannot afford; if it ends in anarchy, itโ€™ll be of the governmentโ€™s own making. Iโ€™m not going to pretend Iโ€™m hip with the kids, Iโ€™m a 52-year-old grandad, but have we not been here beforeโ€ฆwith glowsticks?!

One tip, young urnโ€™s; we had raves of 40,000, and we did it by word of mouth; try it, cos WhatsApp can be infiltrated. โ€œWe didnโ€™t โ€˜ave all thart inter-web thingy bark wen I be argh right raver, yer nose!โ€

Ah yes, lessons of the nineties forgotten, now unarchived. If you donโ€™t provide entertainment for youth, theyโ€™ll make their own. Does this fake Labour government want this? Keep supporting genocide, silence objectors, set that example, and watch this backfire into massive civil disobedience, why donโ€™t you?!

โ€œThe safeguarding of young people remains a top priority for us,โ€ the police said, didnโ€™t matter about Calne, something else to move onto.

I recall a time when official “pay” raves were no better organised and safer than their illegal counterparts. I cannot say if the same goes now, but unrestricted from the rules of society the majority looked out for each other, even tidied up after themselves. Other than perhaps the noise, they really werenโ€™t the massive problem the media and government would have had people believe, but police would turn up anyway, while their town centres were wrought with drunken troublemakers.

Why not praise their initiative and police it accordingly? Because itโ€™s illegal? Donโ€™t make me laugh, foxhunting is illegal too, but you turn a blind eye to that.

Promoting hate speech isnโ€™t entirely legal either, but police didnโ€™t intervene in Calne when rogue Reform councillor Violette Simpson mistook hypermasculinity and rape culture for โ€œfreedom of speech.โ€ Because thanks to Calne Town Council, who unlike Trowbridgeโ€™s, swallowing Farageโ€™s strawberry milkshake cum bucket at the Civic Hall, they sensibly refused her event to go ahead in council property. Some call it โ€œwoke,โ€ others, with a braincell, call it common sense; I believe theyโ€™ve similar meanings.

Ah, Violette again, who, seemingly so frustrated in South Africa about the abolition of apartheid, took it out on the wildlife, proudly posted her gunning an innocent antelope as her Facebook profile picture, and still manged to obtain a seat on Calne Town Council. Weโ€™re so indoctrinated Reform candidates could shoot Hello Kitty and still win a by-election.

She invited Carl Benjamin to Calne for a nice chat about โ€œBritish Identity and the Modern Male,โ€ which roughly translates to how to progress your hatred for women into violence, it seems to me. Carl, though egotistically calls himself Sargon of Akkad after the first ruler of the Akkadian Empire, is rather a YouTubing Swindon answer to Andrew Tate, just with a smidgen more hatred for feminism.

Simpson whimpered about the cancelation like the hurt puppy she probably wouldโ€™ve shot, calling it an โ€œunprecedented move,โ€ by Calne Town Council, and claimed they were โ€œscared of genuine open and honest dialogue.โ€ Benjamin got a wrap on the knuckle when he Tweeted to Labour MP Jess Phillips, โ€œI wouldn’t even rape you,โ€ meaning it as an insult, to say she was so unattractive to consider raping, ergo if he was to pay her a compliment the precise reverse would be, โ€œI would rape you,โ€ and Violette thinks this is โ€œhonest dialogue?!โ€

It’s not really, is it? Itโ€™s twisted mindfuckery intended to evoke and encourage the kind of hypermasculinity which leads to scenarios akin to Jack Thorne and Stephen Grahamโ€™s celebrated drama Adolescence. Being Calne suffered a real-life comparable situation just six years ago, when a seventeen-year-old boy stabbed the girlfriend who left him, was an event like this respectful to the family of Ellie Gould?

Then again, does Reform understand respect? โ€œWe need strong healthy men to maintain a strong healthy society,โ€ Simpson waffled, has she not seen what this lovechild of Henry VIII and Minecraft Steve has been preaching from Satanโ€™s scrotum?! Iโ€™m a red-blooded British modern male, and to me that means having self-control, accepting patriarchy has been rightfully replaced by equality, and life is not Grand Theft Auto.

Strangely, Benjamin himself is a family man, living masked in a fantasy world like heโ€™s Sauron, inspiring boys to take up arms against girls in some imaginary gender war, and I think thatโ€™s worse than him being a masturbating loner in a bedsit, because heโ€™s normalising this medieval rhetoric. Not to mention, if he did bash the bishop more, he might be less tetchy; you cannot replace a knob with a game controller, for whilst it may satisfy the male craving for fiddling, it does nought for sexual satisfaction.

Yet in a youโ€™ve not heard the last of this yet notion, Violette vowed to host more controversial events. I wonder what they might be. Matthew Hopkinsโ€™ Witch-Burning Festival on International Women’s Day, or a homage to the work of Sir Jimmy Saville on Mothering Sunday?

She even encouraged another Reform town councillor, Augusta Urquhart-Nicholls to jump this bandwagon and bleat to Calne News about how their freedom of speech is unhinged by not allowing them to promote hate. โ€œReform are here now,โ€ Urquhart-Nicholls told Calne News, โ€œwe have been elected, did you really think I would make this easy for you?โ€ Sounds like a Trump-like threat to anyone with empathy, unsurprisingly.

Okay, if sheโ€™s an advocate of free speech despite backed by a fascist company posing as a political party, she might not go as far as sucking off Bob Vylan, but she cannot object to me stating the bleeding obvious, that though Iโ€™ve not met the bloke, or have any desire to do so, he sounds like an utterly vile doggie doing, typical of Reform, and the only event he should be speaking at is a how to drop your soap in the shower for kudos at HMP Belmarsh.

Can we move on now, because if there’s any positive to be obtained from these women promoting hatred towards women, it’s surely proof that Reform councillors are as thick as a Boxing Day turd.

Things are nicer in Potterne, they’re just in dying need of a Green Party parish councillor. I supported Potterne Against Solar as I agreed One Tree Hill was an unsuitable location for a solar farm, but now they’re raging against another, proposed on Whistley Road, because it’s a blot on the landscape between the cesspit and breakers yard. It might just be me, but I’m kind of thinking they just don’t like renewable energy.

One legend suggested on Facebook they put them on the roofs of carparks, because yeah, dammit, all those multistorey carpark roofs in Potterne are just going to waste! Roughly translated, โ€œnot in my backyard.โ€ I’m mistaken to assume we all had to do our bit, before One Tree Hill is One Tree Island. But itโ€™s nice to know I can still walk my dog there when all life on Earth is extinct.

Carpark? Donโ€™t make me laugh; on the same day, the trusty Gazelle & Herod reported on the uncertainty of St Stephenโ€™s multi-storey carpark in Trowvegas. Under review from structural engineers, โ€œthree months after a swathe of parking bays were closed off.โ€ Carparks here cannot hold their own weight, let alone a solar farm on top; almost symbolic of the shambolic Wiltshire Council, huh?

Oh, bet you thought I wouldnโ€™t mention it, didnโ€™t you? Hope and pray this will be pushed under the carpet as quickly as it crept up on us; the ยฃ5 million, or maybe ยฃ6 million, (whoโ€™s counting the odd million?) โ€œsinkholeโ€ opened in Wiltshire Councilโ€™s finances the new Lib Dem administration revealed, and corporate director of resources Lizzie Watkin informatively said it was โ€œa very big number.โ€ Good point on a Wilko grading system, thatโ€™s like a dayโ€™s cash-in-hand work for Jeremy Clarkson.

Stranger Things; no-one has been able to explain what caused it, no-one saw it coming, and some doubted whether the hole exists at all. Using a monkey climbing a tree idiom, I favour the latter; a โ€œsinkhole,โ€ is that another name for a councillorโ€™s offshore account?

The Lib Dems claimed the dosh was missing when they took over, the Conservatives claimed it was there when they left, (blame Pickfords?) The councilโ€™s chief executive said both things were true, and the shoemaker looked suspiciously at the elves.

ยฃ5.5 million was laughed off like it was a box of pencils. All we know is ex-Conservative leader Richard Clewerโ€™s favourite song is Shaggyโ€™s It Wasnโ€™t Me. Typical Tory who doesnโ€™t understand the buck stops at the top, and it isnโ€™t the Demogorgon from the upside down.

The scapegoat for the deficit, which must be replenished, but how that might be achieved is the final unsolvable Scooby-Doo mystery, but you can bet your bottom dollar the taxpayer will involuntary be involved, is pointed at an overspend in adult social care. The budget of which is conveniently something as much spiralling out of control as my waffling, yet unarguably a necessity in a world gone bonkers. The Care Act 2014 moved the goalposts, they reckoned, and everyone got confused at the complicated process, very professional till the end.

Imagine the state of social care if there was no overspend, as itโ€™s currently more like Mad Maxโ€™s Thunderdome rather than Huxleyโ€™s Brave New World. Hereโ€™s an unrelated report about severely autistic Darren Jones, about to be evicted from a Warminster care home; thereโ€™s many comparable stories, and we know from the Furlong Close scandal, when councillors look at care homes they see real estate.

Though, Iโ€™d rather fetch ยฃ6 million out of my own pocket than imagine what adult social care would be like if Reform won the majority and deported the immigrants; and the next in line for adult social care is most of the Reform voters! Chew on that fat until next month when we return for more shit hitting the fan. You can negatively comment, but frankly, Frank, I donโ€™t give a Frank.

IDLES’ at Block Party

With their only UK shows of the year quickly approaching, the 1st and 2nd August will see IDLESโ€™ and music festival Block Party take over Bristolโ€ฆ..

Queens Square in Bristol will soon hold its first major live music event in 20 years. IDLESโ€™ lead singer, Joe Talbot, promised โ€œmusic we love for the people we loveโ€ and the two-day lineup will not and cannot disappoint.

Friday sees punk duo Soft Play take to the stage, after their thrilling comeback last year with critically acclaimed album โ€˜HEAVY JELLYโ€™, the Lambrini Girls, after the success of their debut album โ€˜Who Let The Dogs Outโ€™ and a set from dubstep artist SICARIA.

Then Saturday continues the party with Spanish duo Hinds, Bristolโ€™s โ€˜Black + Queerโ€™ pioneer Grove, Tash LC and leading the supporting lineup -also the band Iโ€™m most excited about- is The Voidz, fronted by Julian Casablancas (lead singer of The Strokes!).

Both days will, of course, also see sets from the IDLESโ€™ themselves, who have shot back to fame after their #1 album โ€˜TANGKโ€™ โ€“ which also led them to three (yes, three!) Grammy nominations. Theyโ€™ll be travelling all over the world on tour this year, but their only UK shows will be at Block Party.

So, two full days of live music โ€“ from an undeniably incredible line up of bands and artists, with the addition of local DJs and food and drinks from Bristolโ€™s favourites, whatโ€™s not to love?

I really advise grabbing tickets while you still can, theyโ€™re already running low and this definitely isnโ€™t a party to miss.

IDLESโ€™ future tour dates can be found here, and tickets to Block Party can be brought here

Events with Cultural Diversity are Beneficial to our Entertainment Calendar, Not Triggers for a Vocal Minority

Events with diversity, be they ethnic, cultural, or life choices, must be welcomed, encouraged and viewed positively as assets offering variety in our local calendar of activities. Rather I find many social media posts promoting such hijacked by a vocal minority hoping to spread their hatred and prejudices to the easily influenced. Don’t jump on bandwagons, you are not sheep. Besides, it makes you look like a Muppet, and a very misinformed one at thatโ€ฆ.

It is, quite frankly, shameful and embarrassing. Find this plentiful during Pride month, but aside this, I’m also shocked to scroll through hoards of disgraceful comments on a post advertising a free African Festival, ardently welcoming โ€œeveryone,โ€ to be held in Swindon on the 5th July.

I held my tongue, concerned any appeal might backfire, and attract more objectifying, but I trust our readers have compassion and understanding. And since the same thing happened again last week, this time for a Refugee Festival at Fairfield House in Bath, happening this Sunday, 15th June, something must be said outside the confines of those groups affected, and I’m going to; deal with it if you’re one to post such offensive dribble.

Deal with the reality you’ve either absolutely no idea or care to know the historical and religious implications of Fairfield House, and while any number of events they hold there are possibilities for your vile attacks, you’ve simply been triggered by the word โ€˜refugeeโ€™ on this particular occasion. To illustrate this and prove your selfishness, let’s backtrack the narrative to build a summarised timeline, please try to digest it and reflect. I don’t write emoji.

Before we embark on our brief history field trip, note this isn’t anything to do with opinions on the current immigration system, as weโ€™d be opening an unnecessary Pandora’s box. Though itโ€™s worthy noting the same politicians who convinced enough of the public to vote for the financial suicide we call Brexit, are the same ones convincing you it’s immigration causing the problem; coincidental? Hummm…..

While gammons chew on that fat, for the more awake, letโ€™s go back seven-hundred years, when tyrannical European slave ships began packing African captives on board like cargo, of which Britain was a major player. Oh, and the consequent 400 years this industry infested into the Atlantic slave trade, profiting on repression and persecution, resulting in millions of deaths, the redistribution of the African population, and forevermore confining a majority to poverty and subjects for institutionalised racism, so Europeans could sprimkle sugar on their acquired wealth.

Or maybe just eighty years ago, when racist fascist forces caused a world war, where De Bono’s Italian invasion of Ethiopia drove Emperor Haile Selassie into exile, settling at Fairfield House in Bath, for thatโ€™s the historic significance of the festivalโ€™s venue many gathered to unfairly criticise and condemn on social media this week. Itโ€™s also relevant to add at this point, descendants of the Africans unwilfully redistributed throughout the Caribbean and with no education of their origin began to look to Haile Selassie as a deity, after prophecies from scholars like Marcus Garvey advocated, and the religion of Rastafari developed, hence Fairfield Houseโ€™s religious significance too.

Letโ€™s go back post war, seventy-seven years ago, when the British government encouraged mass immigration, inviting Afro-Caribbean folk to fill shortages in the post-war labour market. Or trek a few decades back, when they were living under hostile conditions due to the countryโ€™s financial downturn, in which the National Front waged war and police did little to prevent it; use the New Cross house fire as an example, and consider by the very nature of these online taunts, if weโ€™ve ever really progressed nearly enough on racial equality since.

Or letโ€™s just go back just seven years, when the Home Office either detained, denied legal rights, or threatened deportation to British subjects of Caribbean origin, the very people they invited here, the Windrush generation. They even wrongly deported many, had their passports confiscated and were refused re-entry to the UK, or were denied benefits or medical care.

Letโ€™s calculate all these misjustices despite there being many more weโ€™ve not mentioned and from many other nationalities and races, roll them into one fat conclusion, and tell me again; you want to deny folk from such backgrounds from organising a community event open to all, least sound your grievances against it because youโ€™re powerless to prevent it?!

Really?! Pathetic, and, not to mention, totally unjustified. Collect the toys youโ€™ve thrown from your pram and try your best to think, just for a second, for even if youโ€™ve not considered everything Iโ€™ve said, and still donโ€™t like it, no one is forcing you to go!  It makes absolutely no difference to your life if they do or do not host an event. Have you ever heard the idiom live and let live?!

Here at Devizine we will gladly mention those events, respectfully. 


The first Bath Refugee Festival is Sunday 15th June from 12pm – 7pm at Fairford House, 2 Kelston Road, Bath BA1 3QJ. The event is organised by Bristol-based Sudafest, which showcases the vibrant essence of Sudanese cultures and arts, forging connections with diverse communities worldwide. Through dynamic events, they bridge gaps, promote understanding and ignite a profound sense of global unity.

The Bath Refugee Festival is an initiative celebrating the contributions, cultures, and voices of refugees and migrants in Bath. Taking place in June, the festival will align with this yearโ€™s national Refugee Week theme: Community as a Superpower, featuring a diverse programme of events, performances, and discussions. Tickets are ยฃ15 with concessions, from HERE.

There are many other events at Fairford House, including tours, Rastafari Monthly Sabbath Observance, and The 133rd Birthday Celebrations of HIM Emperor Haile Selassie I on Saturday 19th July and Wednesday 23rd July. See HERE.


The African Festival is a vibrant day full of colour, rhythm, and culture on Saturday, 5th July 2025 at St Marks Recreation Ground, Whitehouse Road, Swindon. SN2 1DB, from 1 PM to 8 PM. It is FREE and everyone is welcome, everyone!

Expect: Spectacular Acrobatic Dancers, Live Reggae, Calypso, and Afrobeats Music, African Festive Dancers, Traditional Storytelling, Fun Childrenโ€™s Rides, and A Taste of Africa with a variety of mouth-watering cuisines. The African Festival asks you to bring friends and family, to celebrate the rich culture and joyful spirit of Africa in Swindon. Find more info HERE.


To me, this sounds fabulous. This is an opinion piece, I reserve the right to express it, if you disagree that’s your prerogative, but I cannot and will not entertain negative comments which incite prejudices, because we believe, and always will believe, in One Love.


No Surprises Living in Devizes; Local Politics Rant Returns!

I want Devizine to be primarily about arts and entertainment, but Iโ€™m often pathetically persuaded by bickering political factions to pass opinion on local politics for petty point-scoring, despite being more Olly Murs than Andrew Marr; trouble, troublemaker, yeah, thatโ€™s my middle nameโ€ฆ…

Butter me up with an overpriced burger if you will, but my middle name is Leeโ€ฆ as in Bruce, and I cannot promise my barefaced scripted kung-fu chop wonโ€™t swing for you too. Because if recently Iโ€™ve resisted the urge to add my wonky tuppence to political matters, with unlikely viral internet star Kimberly โ€œsweetโ€ Brownโ€™s catchphrase in mind, โ€œainโ€™t nobody got time fer dat,โ€ the times are as a changinโ€™ as a Dylanesque Dr Who on steroids and history is repeating. Methinks, surely, itโ€™s overdue to relaunch my agitating causerie, โ€œNo Surprises Living in Devizes.โ€ What possible harm/trigger could it do/evoke?

I decided to give it a triumphant monthly relaunch, summarising current and local political piffle in one enjoyable blasรฉ piece this morning, as I felt what roads โ€œcouldโ€ feel like underneath my tyres for approximately one second in Poulshot. Ah, letโ€™s start with the easy topic; the weeping pledges which trickled off every candidateโ€™s wobbly lip this past (and every other council election) to fix the dilapidated asteroid impact craters we call Wiltshireโ€™s roads.

They really have gone and done it, but never said theyโ€™d fix the complete road, no. Observe across the county the patchwork quilt design of perfunctory road resurfacing; just three yards of smoothness here and there, then back onto the bumps like youโ€™re navigating the moon on a penny-farthing, and left to thinking, that bit they patched up was the best bit of the road originally!

They seem to be randomly throwing down grit like a nineteen-forties street urchin playing marbles. Given the circumstances, theyโ€™ve been busy playing pass the parcel at Bythesea Road, squabbling over seats with a hung council. I admit, Iโ€™m averagely content with the outcome of Wiltshire Council now flying a yellow flag even if the infinitesimal Reform seats might consider this as offensive as a rainbow; just close your eyes when itโ€™s sunny and rainy at the same time, yeah?

Touch and go for a moment though, the possibility of Conservatives getting into bed with their recruitment centre, Reform, and taking control of Wiltshire Council, you know, being they fight like cat and dog. Ten seats, Reform snatched, barely touching the sides, and I armed myself with strawberry milkshakes like it was the second coming of the Battle of Cable Streetโ€ฆ. in a Wetherspoons.

Can we just clarify this please? Who the actual fuck voted for a one-policy party in a council election, when said policy is to โ€œgit are cunty back,โ€ by the genocide of immigrants arriving on boats, when the flipping county is landlocked?! What, are they sailing down the Kennet & Avon now?!

The only good to have come out of the insignificant success of Reform here, other than dividing the blue voters into inconsiderate yet affluent, and poorer thick slices of gammon, is that it serves to illustrate their triggers, such as this imagined enemy they call โ€œwoke,โ€ are nothing more than sensationalised media propaganda, because the influx of immigration in rural Wiltshire is so slight itโ€™s like tickling a blue whale with duck-down.

Itโ€™s no simple equation, but if the cost for illegal immigration is guesstimated at 14 billion smackers, that might sound hefty when youโ€™re a low-skilled worker trying to put crispy pancakes on the table but is a drop in the ocean compared with the ยฃ131bn the right-wing government spaffed up the wall during its regime. A cost Starmer was expected to regain milliseconds after becoming captain of the Titanic we call the UK, or else face the blame, when really, we all know now heโ€™s nothing but the Hello Kitty version of a Reform double-agent.

The cost of Brexit is calculated at around ten times this, at ยฃ140 billion, and weโ€™ve not considered the many thefts like the ยฃ1.4 billion wasted on bogus pandemic PPE contracts, down to the ยฃ150m for a mud mound near Marble Arch which lasted no longer than you could walk up it, Westonโ€™s oil rig garden, the ยฃ125,000 annual pension for a prime minister who survived at number ten for about the same time most job interviews last, and, if we must get local, the ยฃ180 million of feasibility studies into pointlessly tunnelling under Stonehenge, trashing the only monument foreign visitors want to pay to see, and creating a concrete monstrosity which the lights of wouldโ€™ve blocked out the effect of the solstice sunrise, just so Roger and Dianne can get from Shrewton to Andover five minutes sooner.

Why, oh why, does anyone assume voting for a lighter shade of blue will counterattack the sheer corruption and shitshow Conservatives caused, and the billions they pocketed whilst in charge, when the ones who did it jump ship at the slightest fall in popularity ratings and join Reform, when you know, we all know, what smells like fascism is most likely fascism? Wake up and sniff, this eighty percent foreskin Enoch Powel character youโ€™re backing is sponsored by Nazi-saluting Musk whoโ€™s one white cat away from being the ultimate James Bond villain.

Keevil evil version Malcom Cupis videoed himself throwing his Reform banners in his wheelie-bin only to rejoin the Toriesโ€ฆ. like anyone gave a toss. Itโ€™s not advertising material which affected his campaign, rather when he disgraced himself calling to scrap climate change polices and nail anyone foreign to a crucifix at the Devizes husting and rode out of there on his superbike.

But easily triggered Malcom is not the be-all-and-end-all, the embers smouldering in the inferno of Hades which persists Wiltshire must remain right-wing against the obvious and democratic process proving it wrong, oh no. Some Tory candidates were successful in retaining their seats, for varying reasons. I tip my hat to Laura Mayes, who though we hardly agree on near every topic, remains loyal and reliable, while the other candidates in her constituency didnโ€™t come out to play. Yet the Munster of Lavington was awarded a cushion by being the loudest bully on the block and mouthing off at anyone who dare oppose him, like Gripper Stebson with a buzzcut. Green Party? Iโ€™ll give you Green!

Not green as in weed though, or PCC Wilko will launch a full-scale aerial bombardment on Littleton Panell and weโ€™ll never get the traffic lights at the Blackdog which campaigners have fought decades for, until the Munster strode into the village like Clint Eastwood and claimed the credit for signing off, just so he could lambast those leftie loonies.

Grrr for pockets of conservative resistance. Youโ€™re not going to catch drug-pushers when youโ€™re spending your budget on unnecessary and brainless pen-pushers. In the most bizarre, misinformed Newsquest arse-licking this week, Wiltshire PCC Wilko (named after the failed budget shop) called for cannabis to be reclassified from a class B drug to a class A, in the same category as heroin and cocaine, calling it a โ€œgateway drug.โ€ Itโ€™s only a โ€œgatewayโ€ drug because of its illegal status, you absolute spanner with no jurisdiction to change the law anyway.

Anyone with an inkling on drug culture will tell you the profit margin on cannabis is far less than hard drugs, so if the penalties for dealing it is equal to hard drugs, dealers may as well risk selling them as well, making reclassing counterproductive to tackling his imaginary and unwinnable war on drugs. Education is what is needed, which could be paid for taxing relatively harmless cannabis once legalised, you have control of it and won. Meanwhile the necessary educating should start with that idiot, Wilko.

But in stark contrast, Wiltshire Council, now lessened with Tories, supported thinking freely when it comes to another illegal activity, graffiti. What a blessing after hearing our police force going backwards into a tyrannical era, especially on the 40th anniversary of the ethnic cleansing event in Wiltshire, the Battle of the Beanfields, to see the official graffiti walls in the Sham have been successful, and the Council wants to roll this out across other towns. This gains my full support; your turn to skin-up, Wilko, and let artistic youth express themselves, decorating our towns with spray paint. Youโ€™ve only got to look at how Swindon Paint Fest has enhanced the town to note, you can polish a turd!

We shouldnโ€™t (but are tempted to) laugh uncontrollably at those Conservatives candidates who failed the test. Especially those like election fraudster Sarah Batchelor of Devizes, who thought sheโ€™d run, despite only passing through the county for a supply of lardy cake to hike up the price of to her customer at the Crown in Bishopโ€™s Cannings, and cause chaos for local larceny of diplomacy, Cllr Iain Wallis, who, (apparently) failed to notice the fallacy in her application when signing it off; maybe because he was too busy on his bias Facebook group slandering Guardians for similar mistakes and roggering senseless anyone who dare say it wasnโ€™t so with a lifetime ban, just, yโ€™know, maybe, or maybe itโ€™s because the Conservatives were so absolutely desperate for candidates they hoped no one would notice them flouting electoral law.

Like Demi Moore in Striptease, thankfully only metaphorically, Wallyish exposed his puppetry like Jim Henson, and meaning to continue his reign despite being a poor loser. Grasping desperately onto political sway in the area by not only retaining his seat at Devizes Town Council but using his newly elected girlfriend Maria as a voice. Akin to the mutant Kuato, living in the stomach of his brother in Total Recall, he flummoxed when spouting off in response to a dissident on Facebook, with such fury he failed to notice he was signed in as her profile.

But hey, I foresee a silver-lining on the clouds, like April showers came late this year, and thereโ€™s many a trooper who needs a medal. Nice chap Lib Dem Devizes East Councillor Taylor Wright, for example, whom I met recently and congratulated accordingly. By comparison to your average councillor heโ€™s still an embryo, and thatโ€™s what we need now, young blood with fresh ideas and a drive to make the necessary changes. Rather than blown-out whingers who couldnโ€™t take a loss lying down, and felt the need to cry, weeping on Facebook like Kate Winslet on a slither of banister as Leonardoโ€™s lifeless body slips into the depths of the freezing Atlantic, quite an apt analogy too!

Chris Greenwoodโ€™s whimper of his lost inflatable seat was perhaps the climax to my amusement, upon me responding to it with a meme of some fragile tape, to which he called me, and I quote, โ€œa tosser;โ€ his dedication to his long-lost constituents knows no bounds, obviously. But if youโ€™re not offending a fox hunting sympathiser who wears Crocs to a council meeting, thinks a police officer engaging in illegal activities isnโ€™t slightly conflicting, and thinks anyone who says itโ€™s so should receive a lifetime ban from his petty Facebook group, youโ€™re not doing it properly! Oh for the days he fibbed about bird flu on the Crammer so his bum-chum could assassinate all the pigeons, where was No Suprises Living in Devizes then, huh?!

Awl, weโ€™re back to put the county to rights, have no worries. And weโ€™ve plenty more ammo to load up with, this was just an intro! Iโ€™m sorry if youโ€™re a local politician desperately in need to be condemned in this column and your name didnโ€™t crop up; try being more of a bastard next time and rub me up the wrong way like Iโ€™m Christina A-Gorillaโ€™s genie in a bottle, despite Iโ€™ve not quite got the belly button for it.

Is This Calne Reform Candidate Violette Simpson?

A photo is circulating on X of Calne’s Reform UK candidate Violette Simpson, which for some reason doesn’t appear on her election campaign….I wonder why?

Just to clear up any confusion, she’s the one with the gun.

According to Calne News Violette Simpson, the Reform UK candidate for Calne Central, has been criticised for describing herself as an “independent” on the ballot paper for Calne Town Council, despite being a member of Reform UK. What else is she hiding, we could ask.

Now, we all know X is a barrage of bamboozlement and bull, so how can we possibly fact-check something as sensitive as this? Simples: It’s her Facebook profile picture!!

“Add friend,” it asks underneath….na, you’re alright, thanks! Vote for Reform in Calne, and you might be forever wondering what happened to your pet cat, as well as your rights to democracy and NHS.

Thanks to Reform UK Exposed for the scoop on this beauty, follow them here.


Wiltshire Music Awards Website Goes Live

Last month we were pleased to announce our involvement with the new Wiltshire Music Awards in conjunction with Wiltshire Events UK, details of which are HERE. Although the voting process doesnโ€™t begin until 1st May, today the website has gone live, so you can browse the categories to start on that long road of deciding which of the massive amount of musical talent we have in our county will get your vote, and also grab yourself tickets for the ceremony in Octoberโ€ฆ..

Find the website HERE, which we will link to our main page, to remind you to support local live music and vote for your favourites.

Once the closing date of the public nominations process ends on 10th June 2025, a panel of professionals from across the county will be elected to assist in judging the nominations. Wiltshire Music Awards will then host a grand ceremony on the evening of Saturday 25th October, central to the county, at the Corn Exchange, Devizes.

The ceremony will not only be an integral part of the awards but also a networking opportunity for local musicians and everyone involved in hosting and promoting music in Wiltshire.

All nominated acts will be invited to attend, and many will be asked to perform at the event. Wiltshire Music Awards organisers hope to bring a variety of live music for your entertainment. Anyone nominated who has already bought tickets to the ceremony will be refunded.

Individual tickets are priced at ยฃ10 each. A limited number of tables will also be available at the following prices: Table of 10: ยฃ90. Table of 8: ยฃ70. Table of 6: ยฃ55. Table of 4: ยฃ35. Please book tables in advance, HERE. We look forward to welcoming you to The Corn Exchange on 25th October, in what is set to be a historic moment in the future of music in Wiltshire, the first Wiltshire Music Awards!

The only question left is, who will you vote for? I’ll drop a few snaps of artists we think deserve your consideration, but I’m sure you can think of many others too!

Political Point Scoring on the Roads of Wiltshire, Again!

While world leaders have a slagging match over world war three, letโ€™s have a Sunday roast about the state of our roads, shall we?! Because, letโ€™s face facts, if any roads get a plaster on their war wound itโ€™s not for your safety, itโ€™s for political point scoring. Not a council election coming up by any chance, is there; asking for a friend?!

Itโ€™s the hot topic for the public, fed up to the back teeth of bouncing along a lunar landscape, wheel trims flying off in random directions, and deciding whether to shave a wind-mirror from oncoming traffic or delve into a bottomless pit of hell. As a result itโ€™s also one which candidates with or without a seat have focussed on. The problem remains, sorting the reality of humble promises from prospective councillors, from the hyperbole spewing from the desperation of existing ones. But either way, their dedication to national political parties encourages them to fight this out with the same gusto and ethos as national politics, and thatโ€™s usually dirty and dishonest.

Hopeful candidates like Taylor Wright, Liberal Democrat candidate for Devizes East was bang on the money when he said, โ€œwe heard that potholes were just part of pothole season, as if dangerous roads are something we should simply expect. Now, the explanation has shifted to residents being confused about the works taking place. But the reality is clear, people arenโ€™t confused, theyโ€™re frustrated. Windsor Drive has been in an unacceptable state for far too long, with potholes making it a daily challenge for drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians alike. Calling this frustration โ€œconfusionโ€ risks downplaying a very real and serious issue. Rather than shifting explanations, we should be asking why roads like this are allowed to deteriorate so badly in the first place. Devizes deserve safe, well maintained roads, not short-term fixes and new excuses.โ€ 

Declan Boore, Liberal Democrat candidate for Devizes South added, โ€œresidents have told us loud and clear; roads in disrepair, housing challenges, and the need for stronger local services. Weโ€™re not just taking notes, weโ€™re taking action. This campaign is about delivering real change for our communities.โ€

Such posts on their individual Facebook pages were indirectly criticised by Devizes North Conservative Councillor Iain Wallis, who uses his more general Facebook group, Devizes Issues, strictly censored by himself to keep atop the discussion and delete any opposing views. He lambasted such pledges, stating, โ€œWe know the roads arenโ€™t perfect, they never will be. Any candidate in the upcoming election who says otherwise either doesn’t understand the issues, or is trying to mislead. While candidates can say what they like to pull at heartstrings and play on legitimate concerns we have, I will keep doing my best to get to the bottom of the real issues and bring you answers from Highways.โ€ ย He continued to compare the immense cost needed to repair the roads to the funds available as a justification, and praised the recent investment. He said โ€œbottomโ€ too, tee-hee.

This Conservative claptrap is all a bit Theresa Mayโ€™s โ€œmagic money tree,โ€ isnโ€™t it? The county can find ยฃ2.5 billion to propose building a completely unnecessary and permanently damaging tunnel underneath Stonehenge, but ask them to please cover up a few holes in Windsor Drive and theyโ€™re suddenly brassic!

Lavington Conservative Councillor Dominic Munns also got wet knickers about the new bobcats, declaring, โ€œLasting repairs brought about by Wiltshire Council’s ยฃ22 million extra investment in our road network and the machinations of our bobcat machines are making a big and visible difference across the county. Bobcats are capable of repairing up to 200 square metres a day – that’s a lot of potholes!โ€

Humm, that is, lots of potholes; Bobcat the Builder! Can he fix it? Yes, apparently he can, and not a minute too late (election is May.) But surely The Munnster cued that the time is overdue to address the elephant in the room; why are there so many potholes in the first sodding place?! Whoโ€™s job is it to highlight the issues to Highways and push things forward?!

We sang the Munnsterโ€™s praises upon announcing improvements to the dire and dangerous Black Dog crossroads, seven months ago, yet absolutely nothing has been physically done; just you know, an example to his dedication. If hardworking Munns concentrated on the issue rather than weaponizing the declaration to fire at his opposition we may be some way into carrying the work out by now. The campaign has been ongoing for decades; face it, he simply signed it off and claimed the credit, true Tory stylee. Stating it wouldnโ€™t have been done if the councillor was of any opposition party is hearsay he portrayed as fact, and his downside; no one can say for sure unless the opposing councillor is given an opportunity to.

If Iโ€™ve used this analogy before it seems to get directed to a brick wall; if you leave the washing up in the sink, you eventually run out of plates, and you have a much bigger task to address, or eat off the floor like a dog! For the existing councillors can patronise their assurances, they can waffle on social media each time a pothole is shabbily pasted over, but the fact remains the same, Wiltshire Council have seriously neglected road repairs for so many years, the slight problem has amounted to a county-wide embarrassment, and we are the plateless, being treated like dogs.

Iโ€™ve been to other counties, some worse than others, but none seem as bad as here. How do they do it? Maybe they didnโ€™t neglect them to begin with, just, you know, a thought. In a 2023 National FOI request into road maintenance repair times, out of the bottom ten, Wiltshire ranked five. 5,565 potholes were reported, the longest fix time was 453 days. The long term damage to vehicles is incalculable and unreportable. Report a pothole on my wilts app they hail their triumph, in the singular! Thereโ€™s a multitude of โ€˜em every damn ten centimetres down every single road in the county, and you expect me to fill out a form for each one individually?! Ainโ€™t nobody time fer โ€˜dat!!

Councillors gather around a repaired pothole to take credit, generally one they live nearby. The only way to live on a pothole-free road in Wiltshire is to move to a house neighbouring a Wiltshire Councillor! Itโ€™s a photo-opportunity to post to social media, expecting praise for their drop in the ocean, like showing mummy a picture they drew. They donโ€™t need a medal or flattery, and don’t be manipulated by their propaganda. That. Is. Their. Job! We pay them for this, and if theyโ€™d been proactive it wouldnโ€™t have amounted to such the momentous disaster theyโ€™re expecting gold stars for patching up.

โ€œThe blight of potholes and crumbling road surfaces in Devizes has become untenable, not only is it having an effect on road safety, it is hitting road-users in the pocket,โ€ head of Devizes Guardians, Jonathan Hunter expressed. โ€œThe Devizes community expects a far better deal, as opposed to the haphazard and reactive approach to repairs, which is having a crippling impact on the town.โ€ 

โ€œResidents want to see Wiltshire Council demonstrate clear leadership with a targeted and sustainable roads programme, as opposed to blaming the state of the roads on the so-called pothole season and relying on road users to pull-up in their vehicles and report every pothole, as a primary solution,โ€ Jonathan continued; he goes on worse than I, but stick with it!

โ€œDevizes expects and deserves a better deal for the town, with Wiltshire Council listening to the community, in harmony with a repair programme that uses quality and sustainable materials, alongside a rolling maintenance program. Instead, and unfortunately, we have local Wiltshire councillors taking to social media to suggest that the good folk of Devizes ‘believe in unicorns’ when it comes to road quality expectations, this approach completely trivialises the pothole epidemic that has sadly become a reality in Devizes.โ€ In which Jonathan is referring to an outrageous post (few of them arenโ€™t) made by our omnipresent hero Councillor Iain Wallis, whereby he slammed the voting population of Devizes for their complaints, and for any who might take heed of the pledges of the opposition, in favour of praising Wiltshire Councillors for their efforts, and said, โ€œbelieving in unicorns isnโ€™t going to do it.โ€

Neither is believing in Tory councillors, Boss Hogg. I reserve my freedom of speech, not to provoke, merely to add for satirical effect, you understand?! โ€œRoscoe, arrest them there Duke boys, yeee hawlll!โ€

If I take the issue out of context, and place it within my own labour, youโ€™ll see how ludicrous it is. Imagine I hadnโ€™t delivered any milk for a whole year, and suddenly I drop two pints of out-of-date sludge off at old Mrs Perkinsโ€™ house, take a selfie at said location, post it on social media declaring how Iโ€™m delivering the milk, ban anyone who dares to point out my hypocrisy, and delete their comment so I get the final say; I delivered the milk, here I am doing it, if Keir Starmer was delivering the milk, youโ€™d get nothing but rainbow oatmilk and think yourself lucky!!

You wouldnโ€™t stand for it, would you? Youโ€™d tell me, sorry, but youโ€™ve found another supplier. Yeah, he might not be as sexy and brash as me, thatโ€™s understandable, but at least heโ€™s doing what you paid him to do. Maybe thatโ€™s what you must also do come election time.  

For the latest in this verbal battle goes beyond debate and into the spread of misinformation, and surely acts as justification for my last paragraph, with perhaps the exception of declaring myself sexier than my successor. On Road repairs, Councillor Iain Wallis threw the teddies from his pram, calling out opposition candidates for โ€œirresponsible posting trying to wind people up and get a few votes!โ€

Ah, anotherscathing post in which Mr Wallis lambasted who he claimed are the ringleaders as โ€œparties who donโ€™t even stand for Wiltshire Council or do stand but donโ€™t live in Devizes and are not part of the community!โ€ It was a shocking Facebook post implying if you do not stand for Wiltshire Council or you do not live here your view is void and invalid; way to go to win over popular opinion; right out of the Royston Vasey political rulebook.

Shame anyone who dares criticise it on his biassed platform akin to the Daily Express on steroids, will be axed and left complaining to uncaring gammons on the alternative Devizes Issues (but better) group, which exists only for spreading hateful prejudice anyway.

โ€œThis type of electioneering does nothing for good community relations and unity, it completely trivialises the dire road situation in Devizes,โ€ Jonathan Hunter reacted, Devizes Guardian not standing therefore with a invalid opinion according to Mr Wallis! โ€œCommunity campaigners are not โ€˜ring leaders,โ€™ they are local people who are prepared to stand up for residents. Itโ€™s very disappointing that candidates are prepared to stoop to these levels and spread misinformation.โ€

โ€œI take full responsibility for standing up for residents, and will always own my efforts as we support and work alongside the many local people for a better roads deal for Devizes. This is not electioneering, itโ€™s simply standing up for our community, by calling out years of under investment and lack of listening from those who are elected to represent the folk of Wiltshire.โ€

โ€œI have been campaigning for a better roads deal for many years, therefore to read a widely shared politically motivated statement, describing all those who are standing up for residents as โ€œring leadersโ€ is completely unfair, patently wrong, and is an absolute disgrace. This type of behaviour completely trivialises local issues, seeks to drive division and puts the personal interests and ambitions of those seeking election above what really matters, which is community unity and respect for each other.โ€ And youโ€™ve got to admit if you follow the Devizes Issues Facebook group or youโ€™ve been kicked out, Jonathan has a point, and what they are being fed there really is one-sided, opinionated and quite frankly, Trump ethics within a local community, and do we really need this?

I urge all standing councillors to quit backstabbing and get on with the job we pay you to do. Else, urge voters to take heed and give a chance to, not those with broken promises being spiteful at those airing popular opinion, but rather those fresh-faced candidates willing to take them on. That, to me, makes more sense than flogging a dead horse which clearly hasnโ€™t delivered, and of whom occupy most of their time playing the blame game, insulting and censoring anyone who feels it necessary to express their frustrations on the issue, because clearly it is frustrating and counterproductive; all the council has to do is fix a darn pothole, storm in a teacup!!


Drone Dogfight; Beaufort Hunters Attack Sabs’ Drone

A drone operated by Wiltshire Hunt Sabs was attacked by a second drone, twice, while surveying The Beaufort Hunt, after it recorded them illegally hunting a fox. Sabs were assaulted by the pilot and their accomplice in an attempt to destroy the evidence…..

Something to hide, Beaufont? Why else would you go to this effort and get yourself arrested?! Keep up the good work, Wiltshire Hunt Sabs….. this video is the most compelling and upsetting yet.


Discovering Swindon Story Shed

With Dad’s taxi on call in Swindon and a few hours to kill whilst her majesty is at the flicks, it was fortunate local author Sorrel Pitts posted a thank you on Facebook yesterday evening, to all who helped promote her fantastic book, Broken Shadows. Because, as well as Devizine for reviewing it, she also mentioned an intriguing thing called Swindon Story Shed…

Not having heard of this travelling bookshop literacy project before, I thought I’d poke my nose in, being they had a popup bookshop in the Brunel shopping centre and with said hours to kill I’d only otherwise have spent stuffing my face in Greggs!

Swindon Story Shed is a partnership project by Debi and Nick. The latter was running bookshelf errands while Debi managed the shop. A self-confessed bookworm, Debi explained the ethos of the project. Alongside this lovely travelling bookshop with an arts and craft space, the two also hold free creative writing workshops at Swindon’s Central Library, book signings, workshops on immersive storytelling, in which Debi explained they were looking to create a โ€œwalk-throughโ€ story, and last year they hosted a โ€œBloodShed Crime Fiction Festival,โ€ of which I believe Sorrel took part in, hence the connection.

The ethos was basically anything books, and they had interesting ways of promoting reading and writing for all ages. Support for local authors self-publishing, there were book-related handmade gift items and books Debi pointed out designed for both children and adults with dyslexia or learning disabilities. They even had little cuddly burger toys with a book in its zipped inside; loved that especially!

Whilst there were modern books, self published or by small publishing houses you’d be unlikely to find in commercial bookshops, there were mainstream reads and a few classics. I browsed through a collection of DC Thompson annuals from the 60s to 80s, but Debi told me while they had graphic novels, they didn’t display them here because the wonderful Incredible Comic Book store was opposite, of which I also felt inclined to pop into afterwards.

She spoke so enthusiastically about the Shed, telling me how personal it was to them; she had read every book of the shelves! Debi reviewed books for distributors, and had advise for aspiring authors; imagine, I could have chewed her ears off all day, about books, publishing and local related enterprises, but a young boy came in with his mum, early for a storytime session, and was put immediately to work, creating some bookmarks!

From the Percy Jackson series and anything YA fantasy to Nick’s more artistic reflections in manga and sequential storylines, 3D paper sculptures, and art classes, this is simply an enchanting literacy venture. Driven with such passion, Swindon Story Shed is living proof that literature can be exciting and interactive without the need of tech; this was a place of pen and paper with no sign of a tablet or device, yet with far more universal appeal than the niche of zine culture. It’s just a friendly place for book worms of any age.

The popup bookshop is only at the Brunel until Sunday, but you can find out more about The Swindon Story Shed on their website HERE and Facebook page HERE. There is a Crowdfunder HERE to help Debi and Nick find a permanent base, but Debi was adamant that this wouldn’t lessen the โ€œtravelling bookshop,โ€ aspect to the project.

What a nice discovery and first article of the year. And, for the record, I still found time to stuff my face at Greggs; what? Turns out you save money having a side of wedges. Who knew?!!


Christmas Greetings From Devizine!

Here’s our Christmas video Greeting, ho-ho-ho! Filmed on location at DOCA Winter Festival, Devizes, 2024 by Jess Worrow.

Merry Christmas everyone!

JP Oldfieldโ€™s Advent Cellar Session Videos

Itโ€™s been a busy season for Devizes musician Josh Oldfield. Since our chat early in October his name has been propping up everywhere across our live music circuit. Over the past few weeks heโ€™s been busy putting together “the cellar session,โ€ an hour long live video of covers and a few originals, just in time for Christmasโ€ฆ.

โ€œBasically, it’s my TV Christmas special!โ€ Josh joked, as heโ€™ll be releasing one video of each song from the session every other day on YouTube from the 2nd of December, with the final upload arriving on Christmas Eve. โ€œThink of it as a bit of an advent calendar!โ€ he said.

โ€œThe idea of the Cellar session was to put on a DIY live lounge with no frills or major edits in an attempt to recreate the live environment as much as possible,โ€ he explained. โ€œA lot of work and countless hours have gone into this and hopefully youโ€™ll enjoy the end result as much as I enjoyed making it.โ€

JP Oldfield plays the Sunday sessions at The White Bear on 1st December with John E Wright from 5pm.

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โ€œA Monster Callsโ€ at The Mission Theatre, Bath, November 26th-30th.

by Ian Diddams
Images by Rowan Bendle and Ann Ellison

When is a Monster not a Monster? When is a good person not good? When is a bad person not bad? When is wisdom not positive? When is being invisible a terrible thing? What is the truth?

Bristol Old Vic took Patrick Nessโ€™ novel โ€œA Monster Callsโ€, based on an idea of Siobhan Dowd, and with the help of Adam Peck created this quasi-fantasy tale of an adolescent coming to terms with teenage angst, awakenings and the complex realities of the adult world. Whilst not harnessing Sondheim (โ€œInto The Woodsโ€), Wilde (โ€œThe Picture of Dorian Grayโ€) and Shakespeare (Macbethโ€™s witches) nonetheless tiny elements share some areas of those threeโ€ฆย  but more of that laterโ€ฆ

โ€œNext Stage Theatre Companyโ€ perform this powerful story of growing up this week at The Mission Theatre, Bath, in the round. A cast of eleven mixed youth and adults form the principal and secondary characters and general ensemble Greek chorus style seamlessly. Directed by Alexa Garner she has carefully crafted this beautiful tale into the powerful vehicle that intensifies its emotions as the play progresses. It is a simplistic play at face value โ€“ young teen faces bullying, adult repression, nightmares, and the worst scenario imaginable at such a youthful age and eventually learns the solution to dealing with life. In this regard the youth orientated novel by Ness is quite clear โ€“ but its more than just teenage angst. This is a play of onion skins, where if desired peeling away each layer reveals more and more philosophical and at times disturbing facts โ€“ possibly about oneself.

The primary character is Conor Oโ€™Malley wonderfully portrayed by Fin Hancorn. Its an emotional role and Fin clearly digs deep into himself to reflect all the emotions demanded of his character โ€“ he was clearly emotionally drained at the final curtain last night, full kudos for a young actor. He is more than ably contrasted by the Monster, superbly portrayed by Nicky Wilkins as the overbearing and at times demonic, Freddy Kruger like, Yew Tree โ€ฆย  that despite the name and the presence reveals his true purpose at the playโ€™s end.

Conorโ€™s main protagonists are played by Jonathan Taft as the arch bully Harry, and his two henchpersons Sully (Poppy Birch-Langley) and the fully convincing as the unconvinced bully Anton (George Chivers). Treading that wary line between teachers that โ€œdonโ€™t get itโ€ while simultaneously caring for their charges are Bob Constantine as Mr. Marl, and particularly Perrine Maillot as Miss Godfrey. Adding insult to injury are two of Connorโ€™s family members, estranged Dad (Mayur Batt) who has lost all realistic connection to his son whilst trying to clumsily help him โ€“ and failing, and Grandma (Kay Franksen) who redeems herself at the end after being impervious to teenage needs or Conorโ€™s own wants. Members of the cast also appear throughout as that Greek chorus style ensemble.

Not everyone is against Conor though โ€“ Lily is Conorโ€™s best friend (Millie Sharma) though Conor drives her away to a position of frustrated friend looking on from afar. That just leaves Conorโ€™s mum, beautifully portrayed by Hayley Fitton-Cook as her health deteriorates, the one character throughout that maintains a caring, loving, and symbiotic relationship with Conor. The stage chemistry between these two is palpable and reaches its peak in the beautifully surreal healing scene that is played out in their minds but enacted with no spoken word, other than a song, and dance and mime and the use of Makaton to communicate through their void. The Monster plays his part also in the scene as the barrier between them whilst being the source of the hope of healing.

Overall the play works through multiple layers โ€ฆย  themes reoccur though not always obviously. The Monster tells a tale of an apothecary โ€“ a practicer of old medicine of plants and herbs โ€“ while then being the last chance cure from his bark. The overarching meme however is how good and bad can be mixed โ€“ a bad pious parson, a good greedy apothecary, the misery of invisibility and the pain of being visible.ย  These are all flipsides to perceptions; the complexities of adulthood that Conor is beginning to enter and where self-delusion is the greatest barrier of all.

Which just leaves the creatives to praise. The set (Alexa Garner, Liz Wilson, Brian Fisher) is a simple one with excellent use of various props in multiple uses – a hatstand becomes a grandfather clock becomes a hospital I.V. pole, stools also represent industrial mechanisation and so on. The piรจce de rรฉsistance is undoubtedly the yew tree plinth on which the monster spends most of the show, and height differentials are subtly crafted where the Mission’s layout provides. Costume is simple and contemporary – clever use of school ties to juxtapose the earthy woodland nature of the yew tree, a simple hospital gown and the ethereal Monster garb. Lighting and sound (Kris Nuttall, Rowan Bendle) were subtle but oh so effective – the soundtrack was sublime. Alexa, director, was full of praise for her hard working stage manager – the ironic sign of a great stage manager being that you never know they are there!) Liz Wilson. Choreography totally spot on (Hayley Fitton-Cook and Dynamic Stage Action)

So what of Sondheim, Wilde, and Shakespeare? Shades of โ€œNo-one is aloneโ€ the worst thing of not being talked about is not being talked aboutโ€ฆ and is the Monster leading โ€“ or controlling Conor? These themes all whirl around this play constantlyโ€ฆย  until finally all is made clear.

โ€œIf you speak the truth โ€“ youโ€™ll be able to face anything.โ€


โ€œA Monster Callsโ€ is performed by โ€œNext Stage Theatre Companyโ€ at The Mission Theatre, Bath nightly at 7.30pm from Tuesday 26th November until Saturday 30th November 2024.

Tickets from https://www.missiontheatre.co.uk/tickets?category=A%20Monster%20Calls

Devizes Writers Group Win Silver Award

Congratulations to Rosalind Ambler and Paul Snook from Devizes Writers Group…

At the National Community Radio Awards held in Cardiff on 16th November Together!, the soap opera written by DWGโ€™s Rosalind Ambler and former member Paul Snook, and produced and broadcast by Warminster Community Radio, got the silver award in the Arts and Culture section. Paul nobly stepped from merely playing the part of Gary the [โ€ฆ]

A bit of a boast โ€“ we got Silver.

No Worries; Worried Men at The Pump

Long overdue a visit to the Pump in Trowbridge, Jamie Thyer, frontman of the Worried Men twisted my arm Friday night and there I was, to witness, once again, these wonderful weavers of sublime blues to rock n roll tapestriesโ€ฆ..

Itโ€™s been five months since I was last here in the legendary pump room converted music venue, and it feels good to return to this friendly appreciation society. Steeped in history of Trowbridge nightlife, newfound energy was, quite aptly โ€œpumpedโ€ into the once adored folk club upon Kieran Mooreโ€™s takeover some years ago, in which diversity was widened by the Sheer Music promoterโ€™s vast knowledge of indie bands both local and international. Iโ€™ve said this before; you can see established big names at our cityโ€™s larger venues, but at the Pump youโ€™ll see the upcoming names soon to be big, thatโ€™s its unique appeal.

Despite the Pump bucking the concerning trend of grassroots music venues stumbling on financial difficulties, its future felt dubious at the beginning of 2024 when landlords of the Lamb, the Wadworth pub which houses the establishment planned to leave. A silver lining was emerging from the cloud when I was last there, Kieran was optimistic after meeting the prospective landlords, who were supportive.

It has to be said, my past experiences of the Lamb was such that it felt like there was a psychological barrier between it and the Pump. A thriving pub, but not interacting with a similar ethos of the venue, like the Pump was a welcome entity only for extra bar sales. But, alerted to the new landlords staging live music in the actual pub too, and hosting Brian Reidโ€™s celebrated open mic nights as well, it seemed like the tables were, quite literally, turning.

Confirming this, I spoke to a few punters in the Pump last night, who had curiously wandered in from the pub, delighted in what they were witnessing, and dammit, if I wasnโ€™t suspicious that the couple leaning against the wall by the actual pump itself wasnโ€™t the new landlords themselves, lapping up the music (I shouldโ€™ve asked rather than make the assumption, but it was loud!)

If it feels like a positive new chapter has opened here, the Pump is much the same visually; if it ainโ€™t brokeโ€ฆ. And who could blame those curious punters and the landlords, when the Worried Men do their thing, itโ€™s something to behold and nothing, as the name might suggest, to be worried about.

Three matured rockers, new drummer I think, doing a show Iโ€™ve seen enough times before to know what gorgeousness I was treating my ears to. With a support act awol they started their journey early, no one minded getting a little extra worried, and Jamie mocked the situation, as he does many elements, in his psychedelic surrealist sense of humour.

A grand night indeed. For anyone not versed on the occasions Iโ€™ve reviewed The Worried Men, here at the Pump, their album, and at The Southgate, hereโ€™s how they throw it down. Yes, thereโ€™s life in covers, Jim, but not as we know it. Renowned riffs and rhythms of rock music classics you will acknowledge, but theyโ€™re woven into an original tapestry, a medley of homages in splinters, where the band interpret and Jamie improvs these wild experimental guitar adventures akin to Hendrix, and dare I suggest it, with equal skill and gusto? Okay, with honesty, itโ€™s not far off that unbelievable benchmark.

On Jimi, itโ€™s a personal favourite of mine when elements of The Wind Cries Mary come into play, but equally, the baby, please donโ€™t go blues of Waters and Wolf, to mellowed Flyod-esque moments of sixties psychedelia, smoke on water, Louie Louie, Berryโ€™s rock n roll finales with farewells to Johnny B Goode, all interspersed with original thoughts, observations and compositions, and a jumpinโ€™ Jack flash encore; itโ€™s easy riding, keepinโ€™ on truckinโ€™ as if the age of the Rubix Cube never happened!

And I call it a tapestry, for they are the most skilled pre-Renaissance medium created by the most proficient embroiderers, and The Worried Men are proof that practice makes perfect. Efficiently if cheekily quoting my own quotes, Iโ€™ve said in the past, โ€œand Morpheus said unto Neo, โ€œunfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.โ€ Funny cos, I kinda feel similar about The Worried Men!โ€ and upon discovering them at the Gate two years ago, I explained Jamieโ€™s gestures thus: โ€œJamie holds an expression of concentration, occasionally looking up at you through these spellbinding Hendrix fashioned excursions, as if to ask โ€œis that alright for you?โ€ Like a dentist with his tools stuck in your gum, you feel like responding, โ€œyes, fine, thank you doctor.โ€

And these quotes still fit, for if thereโ€™s nothing new to report about The Worried Men show, it doesnโ€™t require improvement. The majority of acts at the Pump are younger, upcoming and to catch them irregularly over time you will see them progress. The Worried Men had their talents honed long before I came to report on them, it is, in a sentence, timeless bliss youโ€™ll never tire of hearing.

The Pump is the proof, locally, the message is getting out there: support live music, and I look forward to returning; just wish there was a late night bus to and fro, because if thereโ€™s one good reason to head for Vegas, itโ€™s their Pump! Check out whatโ€™s coming up there.


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Emo Night: Slash Fiction and The Yacht Club Nationwide Tour Comes to Trowbridgeโ€™s Pump

Sheffieldโ€™s DIY punk queer emo five-piece, Slash Fiction will be at the Pump in Trowbridge on Wednesday 20th November as part of their nationwide tour. A winter-warming double-header with their tour buddies, Londonโ€™s math-emos, The Yacht Club, and Devizes’ own upcoming nu-gaze band Enguun, with Steatopygous drummer Ewan Middletonโ€ฆ.

Comparable to Get Up Kids and The Wonder Years, Slash Fiction, recently released their debut album, Gender, Trauma & Friendship, which Kieran J Moore of the Pump hailed as hisย album of the year. They also claim The Yacht Club are equally as wonderful; โ€œthink math-y guitars a la American Football combined with a Jimmy Eat World pop sensibility,โ€ they said. Four members fighting their guitars, The Yacht Club define their style as Revival-Revival Math Rock and have an EP out called IDTTIARTBWY.

Itโ€™s unusual for the Pump to be open for a Wednesday night show. โ€œThis will either prove that we’re mentalists OR that Trowbridge is great throughout the week, and not just at weekends,โ€ they said. 

Engunn proved a hit at Devizes Youth Action Groupโ€™s club nights in February and June. Our reviewer Florence Lee said, โ€œwhen Enguun went onto the stage, I was simply blown away. They are insane. My ears were in euphoria as soon as Ewan Middleton and Joshua Allen started to bless the audience with their music. As a musician, their ability to capture audience attention and put everyone in a trance-like state of freaking out was out of this world.โ€ย 

Tickets Here, from the Pump Website.


Ducks Review: Shoots Juice Cafe, Devizes

World Food in Devizes; Thanks Food & Drink Festival!

Devizes Food & Drink Festival came to a close for this year with the most amazing World Food event at the Corn Exchange on Sundayโ€ฆit was yummy on an international scale!

Itโ€™s an annual finale Iโ€™ve missed in previous years, but was persuaded to attend by Dora who was there with a sweet Hong Kong dish of tapioca and melon. And thatโ€™s the premise, any local with ethnic roots is invited to serve a taster dish from their country of origin. One raffle ticket equals one dish, a strip of five costs just ยฃ3, the event is free to attend.

This arrangement makes this event arguably the best one on the Food & Drink Festival program, if the others require a ticket and the opening food market, while diverse in choices of tucker, vendors are left to their own devices and tend to sell fuller dishes at fuller costs, therefore should you wish to try something different youโ€™re committed to a single choice or two. Here you circulate the hall safe in the knowledge that if the dish was not to your liking, itโ€™s only set you back sixty pee, and thereโ€™s lots more options priced the same. It is a reserved and courteous dash, being a first-come-first-served situation and only a set amount of dishes from each table; I arrived punctual, and peckish. Best advice I could give about this event is to try and arrive before me!

For this, those who know the score with this event are queuing as far as the old Natwest bank waiting for it to open as if it was an Oasis reunion gig! And they were right to, it was fantastic and gorged-aciously gorgeous, and Iโ€™d kick myself for not attending before if I wasnโ€™t balancing three dishes of various national dishes! 

If you know me well youโ€™ll know I do love my grub, and Iโ€™ve eclectic tastes, save eggs! Iโ€™m in my element here, trekking the world like Jules Verneโ€™s cutlery, without leaving the Devizes Corn Exchange. Though thereโ€™s less than eighty tables, itโ€™s certainly plentiful. First stop, Zimbabwe for some tasty Sadza Balls, onto a lovely Romanian stew Iโ€™m not even going to attempt to spell, and then Iโ€™m back in Africa, for South African Chakalaka; loved the name, preferred the dish, it was probably my favourite if I was forced to pick one!

It is perhaps for the adventurous, this event, and unlike a more multicultural place, weโ€™re restricted here to Italian, Chinese and Indian restaurants, therefore to explore the more unusual is key to experiencing the best of the occasion. With this ethos, the Western European tables arenโ€™t attracting the same attention as the Eastern European, African or Asian ones. Nevertheless, I tried the Italian one as they had something Iโ€™d not seen before, Lenticchie De Capodana, a lentil stew which they told me is traditionally served at New Year and is therefore more of a household dish than something youโ€™d find in restaurants. Herein is the interesting angle of the event as a whole, these are home cooked dishes and not pampered or adapted to an international palette, as meals in restaurants might well be.

There were a few tables I did not try, such as Scottish haggis, I didnโ€™t so in favour of the more exotic ones, and prevention from over-indulging (of which I was close to the border already.) I mean, when do you get to try Rourou patties with Dalo from Fiji, in Devizes, huh?! This one was particularly unusual, and tasty, as equally as those from the Ukraine, a berry and cream pudding from Denmark, even some apple layered sponge cake from Guernsey; yes, they had puddings too, get in!

Though they didnโ€™t have any drinks, so take a bottle of water with you next year. But do go, it was scrumptious, communal, and a grand finale to the Food & Drink Festival. An event I’m unusually tempted to summarise using science, yes science; step aside Heston Blumenthal!

So, forget about Ebbinghausโ€™ Forgetting Curve, and the pun, and focus on Darrenโ€™s Remembering Curve! Eddinghausโ€™ curve is a hypothesis, his methodology is wrought with debatable flaws, especially by modern thinking. Affective Context Theory is the new bag,ย emphasising vehemence in memory retention, in other words, you cannot learn anything youโ€™ve no interest in. My curve is the physical example, itโ€™s my belly, and once filled so too is my retention to knowledge, because Iโ€™m interested in filling my gut. I learned a lot today about different world foods, and Iโ€™m likely to remember it because Darrenโ€™s Remembering Curve is particularly full now with new foods Iโ€™ve not tried before, see? Okay, donโ€™t base your PHD on it, as long as you get the general gist!

Awl, hereโ€™s to another year, then, cheers, and thank you to all the organisers of the festival and everyone who provided a dish to try; Iโ€™m full!


What else is happening, dude?!

Ruzz Guitar Swings With The Dirty Boogie

Bristolโ€™s regular Johnny B Goode, Ruzz Guitar Blues Revue goes full on swing with a new single, a take on The Brian Setzer Orchestraโ€™s 1998โ€ฆ

Joyrobber Didn’t Want Your Stupid Job Anyway

A second track from local anonymous songwriter Joyrobber has mysteriously appeared online, and heโ€™s bitter about not getting his dream jobโ€ฆ.. If this mysterious dudeโ€™sโ€ฆ

Devizes Chamber Choir Christmas Concert

Itโ€™s not Christmas until the choir sings, and Devizes Chamber Choir intend to do precisely this by announcing their Christmas Concert, as they have doneโ€ฆ

Steatopygous go Septic

If you believe AI, TikTok and the rest of it all suppress Gen Zโ€™s outlets to convey anger and rage, resulting in a generation ofโ€ฆ

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Have Your Say on Forestry Englandโ€™s Future Plans for West Woods and Collingbourne Woodland

The newly drafted forest plan for West Woods and Collingbourne is open for public consultation until Monday 7 October. The plan outlines how each woodland will be managed over the next 10 years to provide sustainably grown timber for the nation, promote public access for informal recreation, and improve habitats for wildlifeโ€ฆ.

The main aim for West Woods, near Marlborough, and Collingbourne, near Ludgershall, is  to gradually diversify the tree species. This helps to attract more wildlife and increase the forestsโ€™ resilience against threats, such as future climate conditions and pests and diseases.

Forest Planner at Forestry England, Abby Parravani said, โ€œforest plans define the long-term, beyond-our-lifetime vision for the nationโ€™s forests and set out how we will work towards this over the next ten years. We are keen to involve the local communities who use and value these woodlands to give feedback as they will see the forests evolving over the coming decade.โ€ 

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Forestry England is an agency of the Forestry Commission. It manages and cares for the nationโ€™s 1,500 woods and forests, with over 285 million visits in 2023/24. As Englandโ€™s largest land manager, they shape landscapes and enhance forests for people to enjoy, wildlife to flourish and businesses to grow. They are continuing the work we have already started to make the nationโ€™s forests resilient to climate change, and pledge by 2026 to create at least 6,000 more hectares where they will integrate wilding activities in productive forests, increase the diversity of visitors to the nationโ€™s forests and have one million hours of high-quality volunteer time given to the nationโ€™s forests, and planting at least 2,000 hectares of new, high quality, predominantly broadleaf woodlands.  

To view and provide feedback on the draft plan, visit HERE. For more information on forest plans see HERE.

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Jol Roseโ€™s Ragged Stories

Thereโ€™s albums Iโ€™ll go in blind and either be pleasantly surprised, or not. Then thereโ€™s ones which I know Iโ€™m going to love before theโ€ฆ

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Barry Ashworth of Dub Pistols to Play DJ Set at The Muck & Dunder, Devizes

Barry Ashworth, one half of the mighty big beat pioneers The Dub Pistols is heading to Devizes in November for a DJ set at our fantastic Caribbean holiday at home rum bar, The Muck & Dunderโ€ฆ.

Dance music in the UK came of age in the mid-nineties. Subgenres blossomed from the rave scene, but left maturing ravers adrift. Appeasing an upcoming generation, โ€˜hardcoreโ€™ rave separated into โ€œhappyโ€ and jungle, while house music began to get tiresome. It was, as it ever is, up to the UK to progress dance music, and they’d use the indigenous breakbeat house, a fusion of hip hop and reggae.

What Coldcut, the Prodigy, Norman Cook, and acts like the Chemical Brothers laid down next was a phenomenon, naturally, the next stage, and filled a gap. Big Beat would accommodate our love of hip hop and dub reggae, fuse them into a universal party style. This is where The Dub Pistols fit into the story.

Formed as a DJ duo around 1996 in London, Barry, and Jason O’Bryan, created a fluctuating collective and began recording tracks by 1998. No strangers to Wall of Sound, The Social and Brighton’s grounding, The Dub Pistols are prolific, amassing seven studio albums to date, and working on numerous film and video game soundtracks.

Aside my Uncle Albert moment, what we can expect from The Dub Pistols isn’t akin to my retrospective waffling, though Jason left the collective fourteen years ago, Barry and the band has continued to progress the sound to suit contemporary dance music, collaborating with UK rappers like Rodney P, and remixing tracks from Ian Brown, Limp Bizkit and The Crystal Method.

I think we’re in good hands for a large night, and again, The Muck & Dunder bucks the Devizes stalwarts of particular musical genres to provide us with quality dance music acts. The Dub Pistolsโ€™ Barry Ashworth comes to The Muck on Friday 8th November. Tickets are not available yet. Follow them on social media for updates, I’ll share the news on ours or pop into Muck for a Piรฑa Colada or three; you’re worth it!


The Lost Trades September Tour Comes to Pound Arts

Trowbridge-Devizes finest musical export for a decade or two, acoustic folk vocal harmony trio, The Lost Trades, step out for a nationwide tour this September. The closest they come to home is Pound Arts in Corsham….

The groupimg of Phil Cooper, Tamsin Quin, and Jamie R Hawkins, fantastic artists within their own rights, was always going to be a winner. If you don’t know them, you’ve not been reading enough of Devizine!

Yes, you’ll inevitably going to catch them performing solo on the circuit, Tamsin next Thursday at The Tuppenny, Swindon, with most apt support, Ruby Darbyshire. She also has a music & storytelling show with her partner Oliver Lavery at Burdalls Yard in Bath, on Thursday 19th September!

As for the boys, they can be a bit more sporadic, as us guys generally are, and you can find their gigs pop up on their respective Facebook pages, often accompanying each other’s as it was at Trowbridge Festival.

But the real chicken dinner is to catch them together as the trio, The Lost Trades. We wished there were a few more gigs locally, but hey, best eastwards is Camberley. Best westwards is Corsham, pick up tickets HERE.

Schools Lego Building Challenge From The Great Western Brick Show

Calling all future Lego engineers! Be the Brunel of tomorrow and build a bridge to help achieve net zeroโ€ฆ..

To celebrate the 21st anniversary of the Great Western Brick Show at STEAM at the Museum of the Great Western Railway in Swindon, the organisers are inviting local schools to take part in their Brick-building challenge to help fight climate change.

The Great Western Brick Show runs Saturday 5th October and Sunday 6th October. You can get a ticket here.

Or, schools or Lego groups can enter this fun competition for a chance to display your teamโ€™s model at this yearโ€™s show and be in with a chance to win LEGO prizes for your school. What’s awesome about that? I’ll tell you shall I? Everything!!

The challenge is to design and build the railway bridge of tomorrow to help achieve net zero.

In the same way that Brunel approached the challenges he faced with new solutions, which nobody thought possible, they would like to invite pupils to become creative about todayโ€™s challenge.

How can we solve one of the biggest challenges the planet is facing right now? Achieve Net Zero, those brickers ask.

They would like pupils to design a sustainable railway bridge of the future using their imagination to design a model that will deal with this issue.

There are no right answers to building the Lego railway bridge of the future, so pupils can solve the challenge in any way they choose. The more creative and imaginative you are, the better!

The build must consist entirely of LEGO Bricks and can include Duplo and Technic.

As the winning entries will be displayed during the Great Western Brick Show on the 5th and 6th of October, the builds must be stable enough to be transported easily and should require minimal setup.

Entries can be made by individual pupils or teams of up to 3 pupils. Other details are down to the imagination of the builder(s), but they should show creative ways of dealing with the challenge set.

For competition details and a full technical brief, see HERE, and get building!!


Some Days with Paul Lappin

Paul’s self-made cover to his latest single, Some Days depicts a fellow sitting under a tree pondering life, while an autumn zephyr blows leaves around him, and perfectly sums up the mood of the singleโ€ฆ.

It’s breezy, everyday contemplation, and as smooth as Fonzie in a health spa, as is Paul’s distinctive, euphoric style! A style which he cites Britpop as an influence, a genre I’m not so knowledgeable about, ergo can’t think of a suitable comparison within it, hence the reason I dub Paul’s prolific outpourings as unique, and also suggest it’s artists like Paul who’ve redirected my attention to its worth.

Maybe you could think of a Britpop group similarly so leniently exquisite, but I always hear an edgy wailing guitar in even the most saccharine. I feel the pink moon rising, this is akin to my most favourite of Paul’s flavoursome releases, the intimateย Live at Pink Moon Studios EP recorded during lockdown.

Paul Lappin

There’s a sunny side of the street narrative, in the face of challenges to wreck your optimism, apt for the mood of the sound. In a way, like Elbow’s One Day Like This. Paul levels it up a notch, though, throws his curtains wide but puts his boots on and actually goes out for a sunny ramble! I get the impression that’s when his inspiration strikes, as it feels so honest and homey! And this is the result, try it for size, and check his backlog discography too, for everyone is like this, a winner.

Paul was from Swindon, his Bandcamp bio still suggests this, but he now lives in the South of France. His output reflects the finer quality of life there, such that updating his Bandcamp bio is easy forgotten against wine, good food and music! But to note we’re supposed to review local artists, there’s a tenacious Swindon link to justify mentioning him, and when you hear his beautiful songs you’ll understand why I’m reminding you!


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Things to Do During Halloween Half Term

The spookiest of half terms is nearly upon us again; kids excited, parents not quite so much! But hey, as well as Halloween, here’sโ€ฆ

CrownFest is Back!

Yay! You read it right. After a two year break, CrownFest is back at the Crown in Bishop’s Cannings. So put a big tickโ€ฆ

Six Reasons to Rock in Market Lavington

Alright yeah, itโ€™s a play on band names and thereโ€™s only really two reasons to rock on Friday 17th October at Market Lavington Communityโ€ฆ

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Imberbus is running this Saturday !

Following on from last monthโ€™s email, this is a final reminder that yearโ€™s Imberbus service will be running this coming Saturday โ€“ 17th August 2024. This year there will be up to 40 vehicles in operation, providing departures every 10-15 minutes from Warminster Rail Station, starting at 9.30am. Many journeys will be operated by more [โ€ฆ]

Imberbus is running this Saturday !

Devizes Food & Drink Festival 2024 Program Announced

We love Devizes, we love food, and we love drink too! What’s not to like when the Devizes Food & Drink Festival launch, (or could we say lunch?!) their program of events for this year?!

HollyChocs

The Festival runs from 21st-29th September, in which during that time you could be tasting tucker from Italy to Ukraine, the latter from Soup-Chick, take your dog for a meal, or your teddy bear, lunch in a old mill, explore the realm of gastronomy with Professor Charles Spence, taste the delights our local chocolatier Holly, try hot dishes in the safety of the fire station (!!), sample what the folk who built Stonehenge had for dinner, and the usual unusual meals in various locations and lots more besides!

SoupChick

On the eve of the festival, Saturday 21st September, the free Street Food & Artisan Market, in the Market Place from 10am โ€“ 4pm, with music by Strungout Ukuleles. And the festival finishes (or should I say fishes?…no, I’ve clearly taken the joke too far now, and must punish myself with an ice cream) with the World Food event at the Corn Exchange on Sunday 29th from 12:30pm. This is the other freebie event where you can enjoy tasters of the flavours of the world for less than ยฃ1 per portion . The festival promises foods from Austria to Zimbabwe, exploring real home cooking from local residents who have far flung roots.

I’ve personally never attended this grand finale World Food gig, yet, and get told off by foodie Dora every year for it! I will try extra this time, Dora, honest!

Get the details of all the events and how to book them, Here.

Plus, of course, I will add them all to our event calendar next update, I just need a fish finger sandwich first, all food chat has given me an appetite.


What else is occurring?!

Oh Danny Boy!

Oh Danny Boy, oh, Danny Boy, they loved your boyish Eton looks so, but when ye was voted in, an all democracy wasnโ€™t quite dying,โ€ฆ

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A Quick Shuffle to Swindon

Milkman hours with grandkids visiting it was inevitable a five hour day shift was all I was physically able to put into this year’s Swindonโ€ฆ

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Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 31st July – 6th August 2024

Weโ€™re into August already; Christmas before you know it, so you better get outside and taste the sun while it lastsโ€ฆ.

Hereโ€™s what weโ€™ve found in the wilds of Wiltshire this coming week, provided the Earth isn’t hit by a meteoriteโ€ฆ.a meaty feast pizza-orite, maybe, that’s okay, and the kind of cataclysmic event I dream about…โ€ฆ

Everything listed here is on our event calendar; go there for links and more info, as it takes too much time to link them all in. It may also be updated as more events come to our attention, so check in later in the week too!

Ongoing: A Wiltshire Thatcher: A Photographic Journey Through Victorian Wessex runs at Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, until the end of August.


Wednesday 31st

Acoustic Jam at the Southgate, Devizes.

Big Jam Session at the Vic, Swindon.

Loonaloop at the Bell, Bath.


Thursday 1st

School Holiday Pirate Boat Trip on the Kenavon, sailing at 10.30 and 13.30 from Devizes Wharf, for a Treasure Hunting adventure on the Kennet & Avon Canal.

Sparkly Singers at Lansdowne Hall, Derry Hill.

Tell Your Story โ€“ Theatre Acting and Directing workshop at Central Methodist Church, Chippenham.

Aldbourne Music Festival starts, running over the weekend.

Fraser Anderson with Bex Baxter & John Parker (Trio) at Chapel Arts, Bath.

Wickham Festival begins.

Valley Fest at Chew Valley also opens.


Friday 2nd

Professor Elemental & Madam Misfit at the Barge, Honeystreet, with the Real Cheesemakers in support. Not everyday we get Chap Hop here, so Editor’s Pick of the Week!

Humdinger at The Bear, Marlborough.

People Like Us at The Brunel Launch Party, Chippenham.

Music For Miniatures have an Under the Sea Tour at Marden House, Calne. 

Talk in Code at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon with Ruby Darbyshire.

โ€˜Spirit of the Bluesโ€™ with Julia Titus, Mike Denham & Steve Graham at Chapel Arts, Bath. 

Cydonia Knights at The Vic, Swindon. Tiger Split Outfit & Jim Blair at the Beehive.

Connor Selby at The Tree House, Frome. Coda โ€“ Led Zeppelin Tribute at the Cheese & Grain.


Saturday 3rd

Curious Kids: the Circus at Wiltshire Museum, Devizes.

Barrelhouse at The Southgate, Devizes. Maurice Menghini has a reggae night at the Bear Hotel.

Stripped at The Lamb, Marlborough.

Rave Against the Machine at The Barge, HoneyStreet.

Seven Wonders: The Spirit of Fleetwood Mac at Melksham Assembly Hall.

People Like Us at Calne Liberal Club.

Summer Party in the Park at Island Park, Chippenham.

The Buttmonkies at West Wilts Cons Club, Trowbridge.

Ooh Beehive at the Beehive, Swindon. Talk in Code at the Castle.

Westbury Cider & Beer Festival at Fullingbridge Farm.

The Blunders at the Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

The Dung Beatles at Chapel Arts, Bath.

Flea and Collectables Market at the Cheese & Grain, Frome. Wrecking Ball โ€“ A Nashville Experience in the evening.


Sunday 4th

Ruzz Guitar at The Southgate, Devizes from 5pm.

Mark Green Blues Band at the Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

At It at The Richard Jefferies Museum, Swindon, free from 1pm.


Monday 5th

The Pop-Up Youth Cafe will be on the Green in Devizes from Monday until Friday 9th.

Princess Dance Party (2-4 Years) and Barbie Dance Party (4-9 Years) at Wiltshire Music Centre Bradford-on-Avon.


Tuesday 6th

Trio Paradis Cafe Concert: Scenes of Childhood at St Andrews, Chippenham.

Music for Miniatures presents The Owl and The Pussycat (3-7 Years) at Wiltshire Music Centre Bradford-on-Avon.

Rod Kelly Trio for Jazz Knights, at the Royal Oak, Swindon.


Important note: events which come to our attention from now on, will be updated on the Event Calendar and NOT HERE. So, be sure to check in from time to time, use the Event Calendar to find more info on everything listed on here, and for ticket links, etc. Use the Event Calendar to check for updates and planning ahead.

Did we miss you out? Did you tell us about your event? Itโ€™s not that we donโ€™t like you, itโ€™s because Devizine uses many sources to collate these listings, and sometimes we miss a few things. Listing your event here is free, but please make it easier for me by messaging or emailing the info, and then, and this is the really important part, make sure Iโ€™ve added it and let me know if not!

Have a good week!


What Else Is Occurring?!

Talk in Code Down The Gate!

What, again?! Another article about Talk in Code?! Haven’t they had enough Devizine-styled publicity?! Are their heads swelling?!ย  Didn’t that crazy toothless editor catch themโ€ฆ

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The Rob Lear Band at The Piggy Bank, Calne July 23rd 2024

by Ian Diddams
photos by Ian Diddams

Iโ€™ve seen Rob Lear and his band on multiple occasions in the past decade, every one of them a delight, and it has to be said โ€“ to echo the words of promoter Malcolm Shipp โ€“ he and they get better each time. Rob has a gentle melodic quality, writing philosophically about his life, life in Wales and the people he meets and sees.

He himself hails from somewhere in the valleys not far from Pontypridd, the wettest place in England and Wales he claims! Although a simple internet search suggests virtually everywhere in Wales has the same claim and as a former resident of the principality myself, I can attest to the fact that they are all probably correct!! Aside from Robโ€™s home, Liz his constant sidekick also hails from that country, but the other two members of the band Terry and Tom hail from as far afield asโ€ฆย  Calne itself.



In a three set evening, providing time to refresh drinks and empty bladders in between a closed bar [well done TPB! ] the attentive and appreciative audience were led through a mix of Robโ€™s numbers from his back catalogue lifted from his discography of โ€œA Million Starsโ€, โ€œLet it Goโ€, โ€œMotorcycle Heartโ€ and โ€œStrange Daysโ€โ€ฆย  plus, an unrecorded special โ€œChevy 54โ€ which had the crowd singing along to and is a must for a single release (hint Rob HINT!!)



Robโ€™s stage show has come on leaps and bounds since I first saw him tooโ€ฆย  being Welsh he can talk the hind leg off the proverbial pit pony, but his easy, self-deprecatory, and occasionally rambling style is a joy only improved on by his sublime lyrics, melodies and the bandโ€™s harmonies performed on guitars, accordion, ukelele, bass, mandolin and fiddle. And the non-surprise addition and performance of Malcolm Shipp on harmonica ๐Ÿ™‚

I could take this review through Robโ€™s set list but that would frankly be rather dull and meaningless especially to anybody not au fait with his output, so the best thing I can offer is this Spotify playlist consisting of the numbers from Tuesday evening.



The Piggy Bank also have this wonderful video for your delectation

A shout out here too for the venue, The Piggy Bank. In the last year or so itโ€™s been hosting comedy club evenings (also highly recommended) and of late gigs too.ย  Keep an eye on their Facebook page to keep abreast of these offerings โ€“ music starts up again in October with these musical events already โ€œin the bagโ€

October 15th Luke Jackson
November 26th Jazz Morley
December 17th Phil Jinder Dewhurst

Meanwhile I can only but urge you to purchase as many of Robโ€™s CDs as you can ๐Ÿ˜Š

Rob Lear is next appearing at
Sat 10th Aug – Behind The Barn Festival
Fri 23rd Aug – Between The Trees Festival
Sat 12th Oct – Machen Legion


โ€œFaithโ€ at the Rondo Theatre, Larkhall, Bath, July 12th 2024.

by Ian Diddams.
photos by Ian Diddams and Luke Ashley Tame at Acadia Creative.

 
In the U.K. a one hundred and sixty-eight women and girls are murdered each year โ€“ almost one every two days. Eighteen percent of all recorded crime is domestic abuse. To the year end March 2022 police recorded 194,683 sexual offenses. Of which 70,330 were rapes, and of those just 3.2% were prosecuted, with a conviction rate of 62%. That is a conviction rate of under 2% of all reported rapes. โ€œReportedโ€ being the key word here.โ€จ



โ€œFaithโ€, devised by Uncaged Theatre and written by Meg Pickup and Taruna Nalini, explores this background in its story involving four long standing friends – Colly & Kaia a cohabiting lesbian couple, Mercy who has an off-stage lesbian partner, and Theo who leads a promiscuous, single gay lifestyle. They share evenings together drinking wine โ€“ and cider – and playing games where Uno is the safe game of common agreement over strife ridden Monopoly and the ownership of โ€œMayfairโ€. Their harmonious, loving and tight knit group comes under pressure when a close female friend disappears after one such night when she never reaches home after her Uber ride. Things never will be the same again.

โ€จโ€จBefore the friend’s disappearance we witness small cracks in Kaia and Collyโ€™s relationship, which love and partnership smooth over but it’s bubbling below the surface continually. The safety of Theoโ€™s promiscuous gay lifestyle via Grindr is questioned by the three women, but he brushes it off โ€“ a foreshadowing of what is to come in some ways. Mercy is portrayed as the most on-the-level of the four.

The disappearance of their friend lifts the lid on all of these relationships and interactions. The women are connected by a constant fear and dread of male violence. Theoโ€™s viewpoint is one of self-protection and public perception of himself as a male and these two sides of the coin are unable to fully appreciate each otherโ€™s position. As Colly opines, women are worried about BEING the next victim, while men are worried about being blamed. The cracks in Kaia and Collyโ€™s relationship widen over differences in approaches to the tragedy; Collyโ€™s solution is to protest and push the issues into peopleโ€™s faces, Kaiaโ€™s is to hide away and not stir societyโ€™s pot.

The final monologue is stark.โ€จโ€จ

โ€œFaithโ€ is a work in progress and the Rondo performance was its world premiere. As a work in progress there are areas to flesh out, I am sure โ€“ Theoโ€™s story is ripe for this area both with his own vulnerability in his encounters and also as the closest male to the victim. The area around race of the Uber driver is hinted at โ€“ and could again be a sub-plot to expand on, though that may be a distraction for the overarching premise and theme of this play.

โ€จโ€จAll four characters are clearly and perfectly drawn. Meg Pickup as strong willed, somewhat selfish Colly, Taruna Nalini as the loving, but insular Kaia, Billie-Jo Rainbird as the level-headed Mercy and Nicholas Downton-Cooper as Theo living his best unfettered gay life whilst overly sensitive and defensive to public perceptions.โ€จโ€จ

The set by Uncaged Theatre is a simple one (I like a simple set me!) where the action all takes place in Kaia and Collyโ€™s flat. Lighting and sound by Maria Hemming sets the tone and time and day, and Billie-Jo. There are clever uses of TV reporting voices โ€“ voiced by Ashley Kelberman and Max Baldock โ€“ to cover the news around the disappearance and eventual discovery; a very good directorial touch by the company.โ€จ

โ€จThe show is a hard watch, unsurprisingly, due to its core premise. But itโ€™s a well told one written from unfortunate knowledge. At least one of the abuse stories related in the play is 100% true from one of the castโ€™s own experience, and all are based on real occurrences. It is something everybody should see; the writing is precise, pertinent and pulls no punches. The characters are well drawn – these are people we all know … normal, everyday people leading everyday lives just like ourselves. In a friendship group just like we all have. Yet we are lucky enough – mostly – to not face what happens to one of our friends. I hope for all our sakes. Because one day … it may be us. Maybe it’s us that takes that last Uber ride thinking we are nearly home… It will move you – it SHOULD move you. I cried when I reflected on the show.


In closing, we need also reflect that in the time between seeing the show and writing this review, statistically in the U.K. another woman has been murdered.โ€จโ€จ

โ€œFaithโ€ can be seen at the Alma Tavern, in Bristol, on August 10th at 8pm.โ€จTickets from https://www.tickettailor.com/events/almatheatrecompany/1242658

Michelle Gonelan Makes History

Last political rant from me for a while, given all that happened today, pinky promise!

Hitler shot himself, then, as requested, he was doused in petrol, thrown into a bunker and burned. And I find that hilarious, because he was a mass murderous bastard. Though a coward’s way out, at least he had the sense to know he would one day be held accountable.

In this final political rant from me, hopefully for some time, on the day in which we thoroughly congratulate Lib Dem Brian Mathew for deservedly winning the Melksham-Devizes constituency in the general election, I find myself mostly concerned about the Conservative candidate Michelle Donelan’s reaction as the results are read, caught on camera today; bit weird!

She seemed to appear stumbling backwards slightly, as if in disbelief, and then pulling a disgusted and shocked expression, as if sucking a lemon! Ah, it was funny too, though a tad worrying. โ€œWhen you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble, give a whistle ….โ€

Although historically the result was unusual, given Conservatives have held this seat for a hundred years, surely there must have been a tiny seed of doubt clouding judgement in her mind that she might not walk it?

I’d never dare to insult the intelligence of anyone who has made it this far up the political spectrum, for it takes guts and brains, but the higher the monkey climbsโ€ฆ.

One must surely have an inkling, given the absolute corruption the party she has supported and condoned has perpetrated? The lies to the Crown and public, the perpetual cheating, scandalising, the thieving and selfish disregard to public spending, all coupled with continuous inane attempts to cover it all up by censoring media, playing the blame game and bucking responsibility like the country was a school playground. You’d have thought, anyway,  though whether or not she played her part in this too, for even if her own business dealings are debatably suspicious, her involvement and allegiance with the national party is accountable.

It’s as if the group Conservative brain cell mistook the job description. Oh, the government is about serving the public, not robbing it; who knew?!

So I put myself in her shoes, undoubtedly the most expensive shoes I’ve ever worn, and I think, sure I’d be gutted, but the other candidates, Catherine, Kerry and Malcom all come up smiling, taking it like an adult. Why is Michelle’s reaction so different? I believe the answer to this also explains the very reason for the shock result.

The answer, I think, is in assumption, for it is said to be the mother of all fuck-ups. To assume any seat is a safe seat, therefore you can do and say whatever the heck you like shows aย  naivety brought about by an ingrained ignorance to public opinion. For if you weren’t shadowed by an inability to know when you’ve overstepped boundaries, surely you’d not pull such an expression of shock, rather an “oops” shrug of acceptance?!

To loosen all the screws on the seat, then wonder why it collapsed is sheer idiocy. An idiocy we’ve seen in the majority today. Conservative MPs so absolutely certain of their success shows just how out of touch they are, and being out of touch with the public makes you incapable of making a decent and honest job of it; quite important that!

So, we congrat all those MPs who slayed the beasts, the ringmasters of this circus of thieves, in their constituencies nationwide, and send our heartfelt condolences to those few who didn’t. It is not about right, central, or left sway winning or losing. It’s about what’s best for the majority of people in this country. It’s for all those deaths, thousands preventable if the government took heed to the WHO and locked down when advised. But they didn’t, not after two money-making sports events in which delegates from China were invited, and they could devise methods of profiteering from lockdown.

It’s for those who’ve suffered from fourteen years of government neglect, for what they’ve done is inexcusable, and surely they must know this? No one could be this nieve, I don’t buy this act of disbelief unless they’re really the clowns they perform as?

From the simplicity of busting a tyre on an dilapidated road, or watching sewage running through a river, to those injured, lying on the pavement for hours waiting for an ambulance due to underfunding the health service. It’s for those children too, who went hungry, or were psychologically scarred by lockdown while they held wild cocaine orgies at number ten. It’s for those who swallowed their pride and were reduced to begging with the ever-growing necessity of food banks and shelter charities while they subsidised their own luxurious lunch in Parliament and laughed in our faces.

It’s for all those who today stood up against these injustices, not to suggest Labour will make a good job of it, or not, but to say, at least someone else has been given the opportunity to try, because unfortunately the modern Conservative party has displayed such a selfish attitudeย  towards it, what comes around goes around, and it serves them bloody well right!

Though, when I look at it, perhaps they didn’t want to win, because they’ve taken enough money from us to support their friends and families for generations to come? Why, then, did Michelle look so utterly distraught? Most politicians I’ve met genuinely do what they do because they want to make the country a better place. Is this not true of the Tory ones?

Therefore I find it a total mind maze, a complete misunderstanding as to the Conservative mind, if they really think what they’ve done, the actions they’ve taken and country they’ve held to ransom was in any way beneficial for the people who live here. Maybe, that’s my misunderstanding of their philosophy, or maybe it’s their sheer ignorance, the mind boggles but is thankful it’s finally over, until a new generation forgets all this and history, as it does, repeats.

So, cheer up, Michelle, and here’s a little song I dedicate to youโ€ฆ.

WOK SNOWFLICKS GIT THERE KICKS ON DEVIZS ISSUES (BIT BETTER) THIS ELEKTION!!

Need to keep informed and updated on the general election and its effect locally? Don’t bother with national media sources, everything you need to vomit over is available on the Devizes Issues (but better) Facebook page; use it if you dare, or your fake profile is Charles Bronson.

It’s all happening over there, I tell you, wok snowflicks gitting whipped for the luff of Nigel Firage, all in a style akin to Full Metal Jacketโ€ฆ.

Yeah, we’ve made a few perfectly justified satirical stabs at other local Facebook groups in the past, one in particular which governs towards Conservative bias with an iron fist and billboard sized victim card, only to be bitter and tetchy by the end of this week no doubt! This one is equally as nauseous and poisonous, but for entirely the opposite reasons; censorship is something other people, somewhere else do. All in the name of fairness, you understand? Any publicity is good publicity, after all; yeah, okay I’ll buy that for a dollar. I take it all back, you were right all along Mr Wallish, they need to be controlled, dammit!

Devizes Issue (but better) by name, perhaps. It’s an uncensored masquerade ball of bitchery which makes watching the EastEnders omnibus on diazepam seem like a good idea. At least it displays our true colours. Although colour isn’t a subject you should bring up there.

Without the power-tripping control of the Devizes lord executioner of decorum, Heir Wallish, their ejection from his Tory-only claptrap gang being the sole reason folk joined this group in the first place, if all hell doesn’t break loose on a daily basis there, and someone dares to post something unbiased, or about an actual issue in Devizes, they’ll be witch-hunted until they submit to licking all the racism off Nigel Farage’s ring, and I don’t mean the one on his finger.

Post something sensible and relevant to the group’s title and it won’t receive any attention anyway, so you might as well share a malicious lying meme about Diane Abbott, you cheeky Nazi you.

Hitler would’ve loved it, he gets name dropped more than anyone who would know where Devizes is. Some seem to love Hitler there, and desire to resurrect him to kiss his feet, others, not so much, but whatever your opinion on the impending rise of fascism in town, a rise which will only happen if fake profiles also get a vote, the entertainment value is in the debate, which while English culture is encouraged, a primary school level of basic English grammar isn’t necessary.

You can post anonymously, many do, slagging off anyone who posts anonymously, without fear of accusations of hypocrisy, not one without a laughing emoji anyway, and they don’t count because everyone knows you can slander anyone there and provided you add a laughing emoji it was all unintentionally offensive and just good, olโ€™ banter. Take it lying down like a good sport, so you can be kicked in the head again; even a laughing emoji is treated with contempt, because they’re laughing at you, not with you.

Alternatively you could dare to use your own name to get a wonky opinion or just traditional fairness off your manly chest rug, should you wish to receive idol death threats through your messenger by a shirtless tattooed knob jockey, ignorant to the extreme notion screen captures can be emailed to the police.

But post anonymously through fear of retribution and you’ll be hunted down like a fox on boxing day. They’ll find you and feed you to keyboard warrior bloodhounds and flat earth theorists. Either way, show your opinion, true colours, or just what you had for lunch, and you’ll be doomed, especially if vegans swapped your gammon steak for a nut roast.

It would be a potential hunting ground for lawyers if they could bear the perpetual scrolling of nastiness and vanity, hypocrisy, and idiocy….oh, but they’re lawyers! Admin there either couldn’t give a finger nor fudge so long as you’re racist, sexist, homophobic and hateful about Gary Lineker. It’s all fair game, that  or they’re Lord Lucan.

Even our right honourable MP Michelle Donenought, at least for today, had a pop at someone bloody well asking for it on there the other day, confirming her dedication to public service. No, she really did, calling out a loony leftieโ€™s rant as liable, without a smidgen of hypocrisy. Bless, she doesn’t realise normal folk have to pay court costs or out of court settlements from their own pocket.

It really scrapes the bottom of the barrel, a true example of how hurtful people of Devizes can be when behind a phone screen. See them shopping for spam and potato waffles in Morrisons, and they’d probably be pleasant to your face; yeah, it is a nice day, though, isn’t it?

Admin there should treat their users to those squashy sumo wrestling suits and lay down a gauntlet in a Mad Max Thunderdome style; two go in, one comes out, and it’ll probably be a local racist plumber who posts frequently, just to psychologically scar someone for kicks. Be thankful Louis Armstrong is not a member, or we’d never have his timeless recording of Wonderful World.

Who knows what our town will look like tomorrow, Disneyland on dope,  or changed in some way, perhaps? It’s deep in the imagination of dreamers to wonder if we’ll ever see a change from a hundred years of Tory regime, but it is for Lib Dem Brian Mathew which the strategic vote goes to, and I’m okay with that, met him, great bloke and perfectly capable of making this constituency better, couldn’t make it any worse; only biker Malc can do that, with his genius plan to prevent an environmental disaster, by ignoring it. Yeah, that’ll work. Climate change is a bully, ignore it, and it’ll go away.

Though we should fear the polling cards of the affluent silent majority here, who blindly vote for the blue rosette even if it was pinned to Voldemort, for they don’t partake in the Devizes Issues, but better, or worse, or even the Devizes Issues (same as) which is due out soon; none of them are vindictive enough!

We should fear them more than that of the retaliation of crying blackshirts, angered by their own ignorance and their own AI images; the popularity of Reform on the group was only apparent because the three of them used so many fake profiles, and the march down Sidmouth Street might well have more cups of Costa coffee than that of the Battle of Cable Street, but it will be so insignificant you won’t read about it on Wikipedia, only on the Devizes Issues (but better!)

Go there, fill your boots with a taste of a poison paradise, I’m addicted to Devizes Issues, but better, but don’t you know that it’s toxic, Britney?!


Jim Blair and the Mojo Makers atThe Beehive, Swindon

By Ben Niamor

A heaving heavenly hive last night for the inaugural outing of Jim Blair and the Mojo Makersโ€ฆ.

Right out of the gate, the set rock n rolling at full pelt, the pub was packed, an awful lot of people for whom, judging by the love being shown, wouldnโ€™t dream to be anywhere else. 

I would of thought to accuse JB of being an old romantic, but he paraphrased it himself.. โ€œmost of my songs are about, love, drinking, or the missus..โ€ 

Real, relatable songs for the masses then!

Jimโ€™s song break banter, often joking and self-deprecating, canโ€™t disguise the brilliance in writing that allows him to talk about the solid basis of the blues matter, but in a way that leaves you having to truly listen to uncover the fact he sometimes talks about lifeโ€™s serious sideโ€ฆ

Take Too Late for Heaven. It mentions in passing itโ€™s about depression and lifeโ€™s turbulence, but the song holds the beautiful lyric โ€œwe have each other, when we canโ€™t see the wood for the trees.โ€

Proof heโ€™s Swindonโ€™s soft-centred legend of rousing rock. 

Not forgetting the band, an amazing band, as I would expect following a long time appreciation of Jimโ€™s previous band Hip Route, a band of superb quality, and unique style.

The bandโ€™s sound was tight, I may not be familiar with these musicians but heโ€™s found himself a suitably superb collective to form this band, and they will in my view find a wider fanatical following very rapidly wherever they play. 

A Cover of Power of Love to finish with the band โ€œpossibly the best love song ever writtenโ€ says our hero in flaresโ€ฆ well I myself was suddenly dreaming of Walkmans and skateboards, despite only being five I think when it was written!?! 

And the pub by then was bouncing. 

The impression is set already I imagine but if there is any doubtโ€ฆ fun. Literally, smiling cannot shift the fun.

An amazing band, all of them with an infectious desire to enjoy themselves and have a good time. Brilliant musicians. 

I have eagerly awaited this gig. I make no secret, but I think for me to say it was everything I was excited for and moreโ€ฆ 

Which for those in the know, or knowing me would appreciate is a glowing recommendation to go see them. 

Jimโ€™s no rookie on socials, so go seek them out; sure, there will be some hazy summer evening gigs coming up perfect to get into your new favourite band.


Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 19th June 2024

Hereโ€™s what weโ€™ve found to do in the wilds of Wiltshire this coming weekโ€ฆ. 

Everything listed here is on our event calendar; go there for links and more info. It may be updated, so check in later in the week.

Ongoing: A Wiltshire Thatcher: A Photographic Journey Through Victorian Wessex runs at Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, until the end of August; review here.

Wednesday 19th

Poulshot Green Gathering, with vintage cars and side stalls from 6pm.

Acoustic Jam at The Southgate, Devizes.

Stonehenge Event at The Barge, HoneyStreet.

Ad Hoc Theatre: Much Ado About Nothing at New Farm, Corsham.

The Big Jam Session at the Vic, Swindon.

Running till Saturday, Collaborators at the Rondo Theatre, Bath (reviewed HERE.) Blackberry Wood at the Bell, Bath


Thursday 20th is Summer Solstice

Open Mic at the Crown, Bishopโ€™s Cannings.

Solstice with Alex Roberts & Joe Burke at The Barge, HoneyStreet.

Iford Manor Jazz Festival opens.

Get Folked at The Music Baa, Salisbury. Line up: Gaz Brookfield, Wild Willy Barrett’s Roaring Touring, Wilswood Buoys, Aubrey Blakeledge, The Duskers, Joe Burke, and Ribble Jake Puntis.

Lost in Music โ€“ One Night at the Disco at The Wyvern Theatre, Swindon. Memory Sing at Swindon Arts Centre. No Canon at The Tuppenny, Swindon.

Enid Blyton: Noddy, Big Ears and Lashings of Controversy at The Mission, Bath.


Friday 21st

Devizes Youth Action Group have their second gig night for under 18s at the Corn Exchange. BBC DJs Jess Iszatt, James Threlfall, and Maia Beth help the Muck & Dunder celebrate their third birthday; wishing them a happy birthday from Devizine!

Sam Evans performs a free concert at St Georgeโ€™s Park, Melksham from 7:30pm, but I’d advise you get there as early as you can!

Black Umfolosi, a self- taught acapella singing and traditional dance group specialising in imbube music, gumboot dance and Zulu dance, are at Wiltshire Music Centre,  Bradford-on-Avon. 7 Crowns, Prey, & Lucky Number Seven at The Three Horseshoes.

Catherine Bohart: Again, With Feelings at Pound Arts, Corsham.

The Drifters at The Wyvern Theatre, Swindon. Conflict Street Outlaws and Borrowed Time at the Vic, Swindon.

Oye Santana at the Tree House, Frome.


Saturday 22nd

Bromham Carnival

The Big Summer Fete at Furlong Close, Rowde.

Kossoff – The Band Plays on at Long Street Blues Club, Devizes. Chaos Brothers at The Three Crowns. The Leon Daye Band at The Southgate.

Robert Vincentโ€™s Barriers album launch at Sound Knowledge, Marlborough. Humdinger at the Lamb.

Sarum Bikers Solstice Rally at the Woodbridge Inn, North Newnton, Pewsey. Solstice with Alex Roberts & Joe Burke at the Barge on HoneyStreet.

Holy Popes at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

Charm of Finches 2024 Tour with support from Mia Kelly at Pound Arts, Corsham.

Swindon Zine Fest 2024 at the central library. Swindon Comic Con at Steam. Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster! at The Wyvern Theatre. Bodies 90s&00โ€™s rock nu-metal club night at the Vic, Swindon

Palooka 5 at the Royal Oak, Bath.

Southern Ruin at the Sun Inn, Frome.


Sunday 23rd

No Alarms No Devizes at The Southgate, Devizes from 5pm.

Open Mic at the Red Lion, Lacock.

The Funky MH at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

Ryan Davis at the Vic, Swindon. Kentwood Choir 60th Anniversary at The Wyvern Theatre.

Joff Lowson Trio at the Bell, Bath.


Monday 24th

Ryan Davis at the Bell, Bath.

Julian Marley & The Uprising at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.

Tuesday 25th

Jess Vincent & Katie Whitehouse at The Piggy Bank Micropub, Calne


Important note: events which come to our attention from now on, will be updated on the Event Calendar and NOT HERE. So, be sure to check in from time to time, use the Event Calendar to find more info on everything listed on here, and for ticket links, etc. Use the Event Calendar to check for updates and planning ahead.

Did we miss you out? Did you tell us about your event? Itโ€™s not that we donโ€™t like you, itโ€™s because Devizine uses many sources to collate these listings, and sometimes we miss a few things. Listing your event here is free, but please make it easier for me by messaging or emailing the info, and then, and this is the really important part, make sure Iโ€™ve added it and let me know if not!

Have a good week!


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Arts Festival’s Rumour Fringing at the Free Crowns!

Once Devizes folk had their fill of vintage cars and side stalls at the popular annual Lions on Green family event, and the sun took a nosedive behind clouds, many refreshed themselves at the Three Crowns, where Devizes Arts Festival held one of their many free fringe eventsโ€ฆ.

Americana trio Rumour from the Black Country, pitched up in the yard with a breezy underlying familiarity to their sound. As the name suggests, covers were Fleetwood Mac top-heavy but delivered beautifully amidst a few other classics and some blended original material. Couldn’t fault them if I tried.

There was a drifting river blues subtly in their sound, fused with the easy side of rock classics; a perfect fit for a Sunday afternoon in the universally popular tavern. We love a bit of rock classics just as we much as we love The Three Crowns and the Arts Festival. Just, y’know, got a lot a love to go round!

Another inviting and social event for The Arts Festival, continuing through next week; grab some tickets.


REVIEW โ€“ Devizes Arts Festival โ€“ Edward Cross Quintet @ Assembly Roomย  4th June 2024

By Andy Fawthrop

Fine Music In A Fine Room

Today Devizes Arts Festival wheeled out its first classical offering, and chose a particularly fine room in which to showcase this young composer/ musician and his all-female quintet.ย  Iโ€™ve often said how much I admire the Assembly Room in the Town Hall, and I think itโ€™s a perfect fit for this type of concert.

Edward Cross is a Wiltshire based multiโ€instrumentalist with a background in composition and production. He studied at Goldsmiths University and has performed in notable venues including Bath Abbey. His dynamic quintet comprised double bass, cello, viola, violin, and trombone, and this ensemble was completed by Edward himself on (mostly) piano and (occasionally) clarinet.

We were treated, over the course of an hour, to several short pieces of neo-classical exploration.  Most of these were subtle, quiet, meandering pieces.  The mood was suppressed and under-stated.  Most, but not all, were composed by Edward himself.  His interactions with the audience consisted mostly of the introductions to each piece, but with only the very minimum of explanation.

The playing was technically good by all the six musicians, but I was longing for them to play something a little more upbeat.  The programme seemed a little flat to me, only using a very limited palette of tempo and texture.  I craved a little more variation, a little more volume. I felt that the quintet were rather under-used, and was left wondering what they might be capable of if given a little more freedom.

Overall โ€“technically enjoyable, but emotionally not very engaging.  It felt like driving a powerful car, but without ever getting up into the higher gears.  Just my opinion of course โ€“ the audience clearly enjoyed the session, but I was left wanting rather more.  Which just goes to prove that you canโ€™t please all of the people all of the time!

More information on Edward, and access to his music, is available at www.edwardcross.co.uk/

The Devizes Arts Festival continues until Sunday 16th June at various venues around the town.ย 

Tickets can be booked at Devizes Books or online at www.devizesartsfestival.org.ukย 


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The Visit; Wiltshire’s Councillors Endorsing Michelle Donelanย 

Have you had โ€œthe visitโ€ yet? Your local councillor house-calling hand-in-hand with Conservative candidate Michelle Donelan? I have. At least it broke up my busy day with lighthearted banter! You know, by publishing their adventures in pestering on Facebook, they’re verging on breaking electoral rules, right?

Despite my pacifism means my assault would only have been verbal, I had to get the better half to face the candidate who cost the taxpayer ยฃ34,000 for her personal court case whilst using her position to insure her partner and their father profited from the pandemic, because I couldn’t be trusted, holding an electric hedge trimmer and all!

The leaflet was refused with an expression of surprise. It was surprising all round, in fact. I was surprised at the audacity to shamelessly parade the streets begging for votes; canvassing they call it, desperation I call it!

They were surprised upon my reply to their comment that it was โ€œa nice day for it,โ€ which was, โ€œyes, when you get back perhaps you could pay back some of the money you stole!โ€ Michelle’s expression was one of sucking a lemon, as she hurried to harass the next-door neighbour instead, without much fortune. And I, in turn, was surprised the backup was our own councillor who I like and trusted. But, if they come to your house begging for votes in this way, they are possibly breaking electoral rules, when such ventures are published, as they have been on Michelle Donelanโ€™s own Facebook page. (It’s all cool, I was booted off her page for appealing against genocide, ages ago!)

On โ€œprohibition of political publicity,โ€ a Government Act 1986, which you can view for yourself at Legislation.gov.uk, it states โ€œ(1)A local authority shall not publish[F1, or arrange for the publication of,] any material which, in whole or in part, appears to be designed to affect public support for a political party.โ€

Yet, here they are, doing it. โ€œReelsโ€ are the deal, short videos to you or me, and Michelle has smattered her Facebook page with Wiltshire Conservative Councillor and Conservative Town Councillor endorsements. It doesn’t matter how many emojis you use to make it feel fun, this is still published matter, it is undemocratic and it borders on breaking electoral law.

Those who we know of who rallied the cause, at least those reels currently active online are Cllr Maria Hoult, Devizes South Town Councillor, Cllr Laura Mayes Wiltshire Councillor for Bromham & Rowde, Cllr Jack Oatley Wiltshire Councillor for Melksham Forest, Cllr Brian Burchfield of Colerne, Cllr Johnny Kidney Wiltshire Councillor for Winsley & Westwood, and Cllr Nick Holder for Bowerhill.  


UPDATE: Our sources though have been informed by a spokesperson for Wiltshire Police, and after a thorough investigation with senior people in the electoral commission they have found “no wrongdoing.” This is because it was not published on a Wiltshire Council platform. The conclusion of their investigation is that we must apologise for our mistake when stating it was unlawful, and we have edited this out with fairness. Still, to us the internal ethics of attempting to influence the electorate is unfair on opposition parties.


It seems they are so confident they will not be exposed by local media for flaunting electoral law in this way, they will brazenly publish such material unashamedly. We will be chatting to the candidates for alternative options over the coming weeks, so you can make your own mind up without the persuasion of “your local councillors,” so stay tuned!

Oh, and the hedge looks great now, thanks for asking; just shaved a little off the top and sides!


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FullTone Festival 2026: A New Home

It’s been a wonderful summer’s weekend, in which I endeavoured to at least poke my nose into the fabulous FullTone Festival, despite being invited toโ€ฆ

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REVIEW โ€“ Peter Knightโ€™s Gigspanner @ Pound Arts Centre, Corsham โ€“ Friday 3rd May 2024

A Knight To Remember

Andy Fawthrop

Gigspanner are in the middle of their UK Spring Tour 2024, and the Pound in Corsham has becomeย one of their regular stopping points….

I last saw them here in November 2022, but I also caught themย several times over the last twelve months at other venues and festivals around the country. ย And ย plenty of musical water has flowed under the bridge during that time. ย Apart from forays with theirย GBB (Gigspanner Big Band) format, which includes the Edgelarks duo of Philip Henry and Hannahย Martin, and the wonderful Saltlines tour, Peter Knight has been fully occupied with a wide range ofย solo and duo side projects with other artists. ย The man never seems to stop working.

But, last night, we were back in the old familiar and original trio format.  Gigspanner, if you werenโ€™t already aware, is the full-time musical project of ex-Steeleye Spanโ€™s violin genius, Peter Knight.  Having gradually become slightly exasperated with the repetitive nature of Steeleyeโ€™s musical repertoire, despite the occasional new album, Peter left in order to pursue his own musical interests.  His trio, which includes guitar and technical wizard Roger Flack, and percussionist Sacha Trochet, can now only be described as being at the very top of their game.  The trio format gives the three musicians the time and the space to explore the themes in their music more deeply, to extemporise with flowing solos, and to make even the regular material sound fresh every time they deliver it.

Last night was no exception.  I was perched right at the front, almost on the stage itself, in front of more than a hundred fans, and it was more than obvious that there has developed between these three guys a deep personal harmony, and an almost telepathic musical understanding.  Their two sets were based deep, deep in the heart of the most traditional of folk music standards, and yet developed and explored in a way that took you a very long way indeed from the โ€œoriginalsโ€.  Thereโ€™s an almost jazz-like feel to the way the three guys take these songs and tunes, and move them along into an almost completely different genre.

We had the folkie-based classics of their repertoire like โ€œShe Moved Through The Fairโ€, โ€œThe Bows of Londonโ€, โ€œThe Bonnie Birdieโ€ and (as a grand and sweeping finale) โ€œThe King Of The Fairiesโ€, but leavened and interleaved with other old favourites such as โ€œSeagullโ€, โ€œThe Butterflyโ€, the spell-binding โ€œSharp Goes Walkaboutโ€ and the stunning party-piece of โ€œLouisiana Flackโ€.  

The latter has to be seen to be believed: whilst Peter plays the basic tune on his violin, Roger simultaneously plays a fast staccato rhythm on the frets of the same instrument using drumsticks. The two guys have to absolutely trust each other in terms of timing and movement in order to carry out this difficult trick, and their joint concentration, staring into each otherโ€™s eyes as they knock out the rapid tune, is really something to behold.  Iโ€™ve seen them do this a dozen times or more over the years, but it never ceases to capture the imagination, and (as always) elicited a huge cheer from the audience as they finished it. Itโ€™s a breath-holding moment, and watching them carry it off from just a few metres away was even more amazing.

Peter interspersed the tunes with his usual laconic, comical style, talking to the audience as if they were old friends.  And I guess a lot of them were.  There was a lot of love in the room, and just the same warmth later as the three guys manned the merch table and chatted away to the fans.

Theyโ€™re a band, and a grouping of superb individual musicians, who are continuing to explore the boundaries of their music, developing even standard numbers in their repertoire with every new performance.  They never seem to stand still, and they never seem to stop working.  Theyโ€™ve reached a stage now where Iโ€™d say that they are very difficult to categorise or to pigeon-hole.  Their musical interpretations continue to evolve, and long may it be so.  If youโ€™ve never seen or heard them, Iโ€™d urge you to rectify that omission as soon as possible.

Absolutely top night of entertainment.

Their future gigs are listed on www.gigspanner.com/.  Next chance to catch them locally, in the Saltlines format, would be in Marlborough on 30th May.  Definitely worth the trip up the A4 Iโ€™d say.

And, finally, just a word about Corshamโ€™sย The Pound Arts Centre. ย Itโ€™s a small, but beautifully-formedย venue with a complete programme of events across drama, film, music, comedy, childrenโ€™s activities,ย art exhibitions, workshops, and classes. ย It also has an excellent cafรฉ & bar just off the foyer. ย Look onย their website for future music artists and online ticket information.


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Devizes Dilemma: FullTone or Scooter Rally?!

Contemplated headlining this โ€œClash of the Titans,โ€ but that evokes the idea of a dramatic power struggle with fierce consequences rather than proof Devizes canโ€ฆ

Goodbye to The Beanery but Hollychocs Lives On

Popular award-winning artisan chocolate business Hollychocs has announced that its Beanery Cafรฉ will close on Saturday 23rd August, marking exactly two years since its openingโ€ฆ

Park Farm; Mantonfest Came to Devizes!

The first Park Farm Festival happened Saturday, it was fabulouso, and in some way Mantonfest came to Devizes; conveniently for me as I had toโ€ฆ

Ann Liu Cannon’s Clever Rabbits

Ann Liu Cannon is the Marlborough success story I hadn’t heard of until yesterday; thanks to local promoter and frontman of the Vooz, Lee Mathewsโ€ฆ

Familiarity: Barrelhouse Take The Southgate, Roughcut Rebels in The Three Crowns

Familiarity was key for me last night, if last weekend was new, trekking to Swindon for their soul and jazz festival, watching an amazing Gambian musician play a string instrument made from a cow skin covered pumpkin. Cue the theme to Cheers, sometimes I simply want to get down to my local, see a band I’ve seen umpteen times, and love, make no notes, take a few blurry snaps, and naturally, blow off work-day stress by sinking a few ciders too many, and when I do, The Southgate or Three Crowns in Devizes are my go-tosโ€ฆ.

Apologies if we’ve covered this ground before, a number of times, but Devizine is a hobby. Therefore, I reserve my right to enjoy doing it! Not forgoing, I enjoy the adventure of finding acts I’ve not seen before and exploring new venues equally to the comfort of familiarity, so when Barrelhouse are in town the temptation is too much to resist; I’m legging it in the April drizzle to catch the bus!

There were two free live music options in D-town last night, both as valid as each other, as usual for a Saturday. The trusty Three Crowns had a new look Roughcut Rebels, those established mod to Britpop local favourites. I’ve had some reservations about recent lineup changes, but I’m aware there’s a new guy fronting the team. I must poke my nose in to investigate. So, too, did former members Finley and Mark, I jested to them that they were on the bench, but substitutions were unnecessary.

Only original lead guitarist, Weller-mod-cut John Burns remains, yet with proficiency cool as a cucumber, the new frontman, Jake Lockhart is unpretentiously smooth, bassist on cue, and a stickman who clearly knows his way around a drum kit. They roll out Kinks and Stones classics delightfully, I’m guessing this is going to go Britpop before long, and while I’d personally favour the setlist works in reverse, I’m not of the millennial majority in the Crowns the Rebels need to appease. I can ascertain they did, from their opening alone.

It only took a few songs to accept these guys had it in the pocket, and it was impendingly obvious the Three Crowns will explode into party mode post-haste, it always does by providing the best tried and tested cover bands. Like I say, familiarity. Time for me to grab my zimmer frame and join my own age demographic down at the Southgate; those Marlborough purveyors of sublime vintage blues must’ve soundchecked by nowโ€ฆ

And so it was, The Southgate, as warm and welcoming as ever; found a place in the blossoming crowd of elder gig bunnies, and let Barrelhouse do their thing. If I do local circuit analysis and Marlborough comes up decidedly post-punk new wave and gothic, Barrelhouse better appeal to Devizes, perhaps; the Mel Bush effected blues aficionados. Although Barrelhouse is best served on hometurf, you should see the crowds turn out at Mantonfest; it’s a Marlborough blues phenomenon.

I’ve been telling Devizes this since they first appeared at our trusty Gate, to play to a slight crowd, an attraction which builds with each visit they make. Tonight was no exception. It was medium busy as they presented their wonderful show, squashed into the famous alcove, but with the passion and gusto they possess and input into every gig.

Turning the Southgate into a juke-joint is an easy feat, punters love their blues above all else. Though the Gate strives to bring a wider range, you only need to be there for the monthly Jon Amor Trio residency to confirm this. Barrelhouse is apt here, then, but it remains to be that some regulars still need to take heed of just how much these guys will rock them. Those present know the score now, Barrelhouse came, saw, petted the pub dogs, hung T-shirts over the toilet sign, and entertained superbly, again!

When they come your way, do check them out, I don’t fib, not about this anyway! The band are tight, the blues is vintage, with a fiery modern rock twist, in their calculated, balanced setlist of Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf and other Americana covers, their own compositions which have become as anthemic as the classics to fans, and the brillant rock adaptations such as Motรถrhead’s Ace of Spades.

Frontman Martin Hands is hands-free, with no instrument other than his confident and convincing gritty delta blues vocals. The band complimented him, Tim is a guitar enthusiast, and his skills shine through. Stuart equally on bass, who acts as compรจre too. Nick adds to authenticity with harmonica, but it’s no secret he’s an authority both on, backstage, and in music production. 

Even Martin’s fiancรฉ Heidi sporadically guests backing vocals, as do others affectionately dubbed โ€˜Barrelettesโ€™ when available, giving the band a real family feel.

Encoring Solomon Burke’s Everybody Needs Somebody to Love is standard protocol for Barrelhouse, and they’ve achieved their aim; the pub is pumping, and everybody is dancing. Another memorable evening at the Southgate, you can bet your home most nights are. Check our event calendar for upcoming gigs, but rest assured, thanks to them and the Three Crowns, Devizes remains punching above its weight when it comes to showcasing live local music and while our ticketed events only add to this, there’s gemstones to be found here freely. And we love it!


Simply The Best; Tina Turner Tribute Coming to Devizes

Ah, the Tina Turner tribute, which turned my criticism of Tina Turner tribute acts on its head, is coming to Devizes in August. In the light of Wiltshire Music Eventsโ€™ recent successful Corn Exchange takeover with the Marley Experience, it’s set its own pedestal pretty highโ€ฆ.

Avid readers of Devizine should know I try, as much as one can in the media, to be honest! They also know and likely produce a deep sigh, I tell a long-winded story! I’m going to manage both today, for your reading pleasure; it’s an age thing, you don’t need to thank me!

Okay, so, once upon a time at the very dawn of Devizine, I was asked to preview another Tina Turner tribute act; it was a lesson learned in the delicate and often problematic balance between honesty for the sake of the readers, and the cajolery towards event promoters. The reason; because, by dammit, there’s no way to butter this up, they were simply the worst!

Accepted, Tina Turner is a popular choice to tribute, likely there’s hundreds out there, but akin to a bomb disposal expert, Tina Turner had such impeccable style, such a unique and powerful voice, it would blow up in their face should they fail.

And, I’m sorry, mentioning no names, but the failure was epic. A second opinion from the better half, I showed her the YouTube clip with a question, โ€œit’s not just me, is it?โ€ The reply confirmed, it was terrible. But then came the dilemma, the dirty bit behind the scenes you don’t get to see; deciding what to do about it. Executive and rightful, I declined, politely. I would not lead readers up a garden path, I couldn’t bring myself to say this particular tribute was anything more than it was.

Backstory complete, I only needed to explain this as it led to my apprehension to the quality of Tina Turner tributes in general; is it even possible to replicate an artist of such calibre with such conviction?

It was also to emphasise my promise not to pull wool over your eyes. You don’t need to be stuck on my heart, baby, but please, hang on every word I say!

I was concerned history would repeat at last summer’s CrownFest when Simply the Best, were due on … how wrong I was. Kinisha Morgan-Williams answered my question through her superb performance; maybe it is possible. She is Tina in this instance; the heels, the strut, the divine attention to detail, and most importantly, the voice of this legend are all defined to perfection with this tribute, and is so astute it’s impossible not to assume you’ve slipped through a time hole to 1984, watching the real thing.

Kinisha, her band, the whole shebang, is a sublime experience for your retrospective entertainment. From Tina’s soulful roots with Ike and the Kings of Rhythm, to her unmatched Queen of Rock n Roll comeback, all the beloved hits are played out, the imitation is impeccable, the show is majestic, and Tina fan or not, you will not leave disappointed. I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t so!

In this point, I believe, lies the secret to a great tribute act, for it’s not the preconceptions you take in with you, rather it’s the joy and entertainment value whilst there, obviously, but equally, what you leave with. This is governed by personal reflection, how much of a fan of the original act you are. With an artist or band you adored, like me with Bob Marley and the Wailers, the groundwork is laid for them, but for the impartial, one with passing interest, to make an impact on them is the true test. I’m indifferent to Tina Turner, I loved her with no more or less affection than a host of eighties pop legends, but after being wowed by Simply the Best, I came away contemplating just how brilliant Tina Turner was. That’s the benchmark, that’s paying a convincing homage, right there, and Kinisha did this wholeheartedly.

Simply The Best comes to Devizes Corn Exchange on Saturday 31st August. Tickets are a purple one, from HERE. Treat yourself, you’ll love it, if that’s anything to do with it; it’s physical, only logical, and you must try to ignore that it means more than that!

Talk in Code

Wha-oh, Wiltshire Music Events is no secondhand emotion! They’re going from strength to strength! The Kings Arms in Amesbury is a fond venue for them, and they’ve our favourite indie pop originals, Talk in Code there on May 18th. But they’re no stranger to Devizes, hosting CrownFest in Bishops Cannings last year, and a plethora of in-house duo, Illingworth gigs in our pubs; in fact, you can catch Illingworth at the Crown in Bishops Cannings on the bank holiday, 4th May, with a rare appearance from the incredible George Wilding, on leave from his cruise ship work and back to entertain us landlubbers! 

Illingworth

And if you need a fascinating fact to finish on, note John Illingworth and George are uncle and nephew, and 4th May at the Crown will be a rare opportunity to see them on the same bill….Thunderdome!!

George Wilding

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The Female of the Species to Fundraise for Rainbow Early Years in Trowbridge

Girls, girls, girls, we love them here at Devizine, especially our esteemed all-female local supergroup The Female of the Species. 2024 will be their ninth annual fundraiser, they announced details of it this week; yay! The grand total raised over the years must be incalculable, has won them Civic Awards and thanks from the Chartered Institute of Fundraising. But what is more, every event is a classic rock n pop n reggae n soul cover showstopper of such breathtaking proportions, I call it unmissable!

The Female of the Species are local girl power on fire; five ravishing frontwomen of five local bands, all of whom I fail every year to get any of their phone numbers! All working together in perfect union, with hints of naughty bantering and quality support acts. Jules Moreton of Trowbridgeโ€™s Train to Skaville, Nicky Davis from People Like Us and The Reason, Julia Greenland from Soulville Express, Claire Perry from Big Mammaโ€™s Banned, Charmaigne Andrews from Siren, and the unforgettable Train to Skaville saxophonist, Karen Porter. All being amazing performers in their own right, together theyโ€™re an unsurpassable force which appears more harmonic with each year that passes.

Despite having obligations to their individual bands, they put their all into this trailblazing fundraiser, and they come together bang in the middle of Trowbridge, Melksham and Devizes, at Seend Community Hall, on the Saturday 21st September. Tickets are on sale, HERE, for a snip at ยฃ15.

This year we gather to raise funds for Trowbridge preschool Rainbow Early Years. They have only months to raise hundreds of thousands of pounds or face potential closure. Wiltshire Council have said the building it leases is โ€œbeyond economical repair.โ€

Rainbow Early Years has been a registered charity since 1993 and currently has 41 children enrolled, aged between two and four years old. Wiltshire Council are offering 25% of the cost of the building, the remaining needs to be found in order to keep the preschool open.

Parent and school volunteer, Cayla Harle told the BBC, โ€œI came here as a child. My twins came here last year, and my little boy Arthur, now comes here too. (I feel) absolutely heartbroken. This place means so much, the staff here are incredible, they don’t deserve it.โ€

Manager Hayley Galliers told BBC Radio Wiltshire that she is unsure what exactly the problem with the building is. โ€œWiltshire Council said to us there’s an issue with the roofing, the electrics and the flooring. We’ve recently passed our health and safety inspection, the guy who did it said the flooring is absolutely fine. We’ve recently had our electrics done and also had our roofing repaired, so I just don’t see what the problem is.โ€ Despite several requests Miss Galliers said the council has been unwilling or unable to provide her with the latest survey report, which was completed in 2022.

Councillor Laura Mayes, Cabinet Member for Childrenโ€™s Services, Education and Skills, said โ€œWe have shared the contents of the survey with Rainbow Early Years but not the actual survey. There is a great amount of detail in the condition survey which would need to be explained, but we are happy to share this and talk through the details with Rainbows.โ€

Jules Moreton of Female of the Species told us, โ€œwhen Julia and I met up with the charity, the staff were all really concerned about their jobs.โ€ 

We wish Rainbow Early Years all the very best with their fundraising efforts, but one thing is for sure, The Female of the Species will give it a great boost, and have a whole lot of fun doing it! So be there, get your tickets HERE.


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Live in Pewsey, at the First Oak-Fest

Amidst another packed summer weekend’s schedule laid that lovable large village Pewseyโ€™s turn to shine; always a law unto itself, things went off; if itโ€™sโ€ฆ

Six:Teen Edition; Devizes Music Academyโ€™s Historic Pop Blast Showcase!ย ย 

Images Used With Permission of Gail Foster

Last night at Devizes Corn Exchange I, and a packed house, witnessed the retelling of the six wives of Henry VIII, in an unique, contemporary and dazzling way. It was as if Andrew Lloyd Webber was directing Little Mix in a musical of Horrible Historiesโ€ฆ.

Without hindsight I admit, I was apprehensive it would be my cuppa. It was mostly the fact young Jess Self starred in it which drew me to it. Truly a natural born star, I’ve witnessed firsthand the range of dramatics she handles with sublime ease, yet I was concerned her talent may upstage the other students appearing in Devizes Music Academy’s inaugural showcase.

I wasn’t wrong about Jess’s talent, playing the part of Jane Seymour, her solo ballad much in the musical style she’s accustomed brought the house down, but I hadn’t predicted how exceptionally close to that pedestal the other cast members would attain. It was a bonded girl band, to all intents and purposes, akin to the non-uniformed Spice Girls, where each girl’s contrasting characteristics and personalities have the freedom to be played out, but the ingenious part was that both the individuality of each performer, and the characters of the wives of Henry VIII intertwined so wonderfully if the concept is difficult to imagine, it simply worked wonders through their dedication.

Image: Gail Foster

I mean, yeah, Devizes most prestigious stage, the quality of light and sound engineering, and the clever design of the dresses to mesh Tudor styles with contemporary fashion, all benefitted, but the magic truly was in the performance, as they boomed onto the stage brewing with both with the joy of performing and confidence of an established pop band on tour. Backed by the precise choreography of the remaining students, the six wives came out in a force of unison, as did they finalise the show with two additional numbers.

With just enough narrative to inform and not prevent it turning into a full blown play, rather a pastiche of a pop party, they jostled each other for the spotlight with amusing Gen Z banter and staged a song-off battle brimming with historic facts. It was uniquely brilliant.

Image: Gail Foster

Each took a solo pitch in the chronological order of the King’s wives. I tried to keep track of this despite mostly staring out of the classroom window during history lessons! Katherine of Aragon first, played enthusiastically and skilfully with the egotistical diva of Miley Cyrus, by Ruby Phipps, and you’d be forgiven to assume her astute and amusing quips and side-eye glances at the others would be a comical showstopper, much too was the confidence in her vocals.

Amelie Smith as Anne Boleyn followed. A contrasting but equally engaging performance, with the Cockney-pseudo-rap-singing fashion of Kate Nash. It was clear each modern pop sub-genre would be inclusive with each solo, and each performer’s personal attributes would be encased within their characters; the casting was defined with excellence.

Image: Gail Foster

Jane Seymour next, her family-orientated persona perfect for Jess Self to light up the stage with the aforementioned breathtaking musical ballad. Truly a star, but the others, I now know, are too.

It then all went all Europop for Anne of Cleves, adapting her Germanic roots in the House of La Marck as a tekno club intro was a stroke of humorous genius. Played with gusto and inimitable panache, the exceptionally talented Kelsey Husband took no prisoners in a neo-soul blast akin to Missy Elliot come attitude of P!nk in a period drama; wowzers, it was as cool as a cucumber!

Image: Gail Foster

Mia Jepson as Catherine Howard implemented a more punky, indie fusion, as if lead in a Republica style band. The result was spellbinding and contrasting, and performed with confidence, as if singing like a rock legend was child’s play to Mia!

Image: Gail Foster

The final wife Kateryn Parr, played with a certain brilliance by Lisa Grime returned the vibe superbly back to a soulful ballad, and through beautiful vocals the harsh realities of their fates begun to reside over the folly and excitement of fame, exactly the downside of Henry VIII’s wives and contemporary pop stars might equally face. And that was where the unique spin resided. I said from concept to production the idea was a stroke of genius, didn’t I?!

Sure, we’ve seen modern makeovers of biblical or historical stories in musicals, from the Romeo and Juliet adaptation West Side Story to Rice’s Jesus Christ Superstar, but nothing I know of which reflects a Gen Z pop concert to the letter, in so much as it was more a pop concert than play, and this conveyed the preference of the generation, and breathed zest and joy into a head-chopping historic referenced narrative.

Image: Gail Foster

A mahoosive congratulations to director and mentor Jemma Brown, and all the awesome students of Devizes Music Academy. It was absolutely fantastic, enough to take on tour, or perhaps, if you all became presenters of the History Channel, they’d move it to MTV and actually get viewers!!

While thereโ€™s many great local options for schools of performing arts, judged from the quality of this show alone, Devizes Music Academy shows real potential in creating current programs which would really engage the youth of today. 


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IDLES’ at Block Party

With their only UK shows of the year quickly approaching, the 1st and 2nd August will see IDLESโ€™ and music festival Block Party take overโ€ฆ

Ignore Petty Facebook Posts; The Marley Experience Concert in Devizes Is Going Ahead as Planned

In song Bob Marley made no exceptions. He spoke freely in several songs about the powers that be, trying to hush him. The summit of their disapproval led to an assassination attempt in December 1976โ€ฆis his message the reason for a loud minority of locals trying to derail a tribute act gig, I mean, really?!!

On the Survival album he chanted about an โ€œambush in the night, tryin’ to conquer me,โ€ and in the song Keep on Moving he openly told of his heartbreak at having to leave his family to exile in London.

It is not for me to reason why, neither would I dare compare the gravity of his plight with a seemingly petty recent local resistance against the tribute act The Marley Experience coming Devizes Corn Exchange on 13th April, but after complaints to the Council over signage advertising this event, now it seems some people have taken to Facebook to falsely claim the event has been cancelled.

We will not speculate why they have decided to do this, only say the event is most definitely going ahead. Eddie Prestidge of Wiltshire Events, hosting the gig, said, โ€œthis is totally unfounded. Unfortunately this rumour has been posted by some malicious individuals for unknown reasons, but the show will go on. There are still a limited number of tickets available.โ€ย 

Whatever motives those deliberately trying to sabotage this event have, we really don’t care. There are no valid reasons for it. If you don’t want to go, don’t; simples. We’ve been looking forward to this. I’ve seen The Marley Experience before, and as a lifelong fan of Bob Marley and the Wailers, I will tell you, you will not be disappointed. These petty attacks on the event are counterproductive to their intentions, as they only serve us a darn good excuse to continue plugging this gig!

They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for pathetic attempts to derail this gig from going ahead, โ€œHave pity on those whose chances grow thinner.โ€ 

Get your tickets from Devizes Books, Sidmouth Street, or online here:

https://wiltshiremusiceventsuk.onestopwebworks.com/event/bob-marley-event/


Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 20th – 26th March 2024

Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s happening over the coming week in the wilds of Wiltshire, hold onto your hats!

Everything listed here is on our event calendar; go there for links and more info. It may be updated with even more things to do than listed here, so check in later in the week.

Ongoing: The Mousetrap at the Wyvern, Swindon runs until Saturday 23rd.

Wednesday 20th

Green Grub Club at St James, Devizes. Acoustic Jam at the Southgate.

Daniel Kemish at Chapel Arts, Bath. Tuto Tribe atThe Bell, Bath.


Thursday 21st

Iona Lane and Ella Clayton at the Pump, Trowbridge.

Jim Blair at The Beehive, Swindon. Somerset Velvet & Hatty Taylor at The Tuppenny. 

Memory Sing at Swindon Arts Centre.

Adam’s Apple Jazz Trio at Chapel Arts, Bath.

Sylvertones at the Old Bell, Warminster.

Desperados (Eagles tribute) at The Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Friday 22nd

Devizes Ghost Walk with John Girvan. Eddie Martin Trio at The Southgate, Devizes. DJ Stevie MC at the Exchange.

Open Mic at The Barge, HoneyStreet

Damm! at The Bear, Marlborough

Band of Others at The Grapes, Melksham.

Take The Stage at the Neeld, Chippenham.

Eddie Gripper Trio at the Civic, Trowbridge. Wiltshire Rural Music Fundraiser at Emmanuals Yard.

Pussycat & The Dirty at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

Furlined at The Beehive, Swindon. Moving Pictures at The Vic.

Ezio at Chapel Arts, Bath.

Rhythm Presents Funkagenda DJs at 23 Bath Street, Frome.


Saturday 23rd

Easter Egg Hunt at All Cannings. Jumble Sale at St Andrew’s Church, Devizes: 10-11am. John Rutterโ€™s Requiem at St Andrewโ€™s Church.ย  Eddie Holgate Trio at the Southgate, Devizes.

Spring Concert at St Mary’s Church, Marlborough. Swipe Right at The Bear, Marlborough.

Peaky Blinders at The Pilot, Melksham. Rockin’ The Joint at Melksham Rock n Roll Club.

The Worried Men at The Talbot, Calne.

Radiation Sickness at The Consti Club, Chippenham. Counterfeit Quo, Status Quo Tribute Band at the Neeld.

Kevin Brownโ€™s Shackdusters at the Pump, Trowbridge.

Moments of Pleasure; the Music of Kate Bush at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon.

M&W and Underbliss at The Three Horseshoes.

Soul’d Out at Tucker’s Graveyard, Faulkland.

Solarbird at the Duck, Laverstock. Rob Clamp at The Winchester Gate, Salisbury.

Rachael Sage at Chapel Arts, Bath. Paul Footโ€™s Dissolve at The Rondo Theatre, Bath.

A World Music Club at The Beehive, Swindon. Biffy McClyro at The Vic, Swindon.

Lottery Winners at the Cheese & Grain, Frome. Revelation Roots at the Tree House.


Sunday 24th

Sunflower Easter Fair at Devizes Corn Exchange: 11-4pm.

Josh Pughโ€™s Existin’ La Vida Loca at Swindon Arts Centre. Jonathan Pie at the Wyvern, Swindon.

Junkyard Dogs at The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon.

The F.O.S. Brothers at The Bell, Bath.

Stevie Wonder tribute The Wonder of Stevie at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Monday 25th

The Great Big Dance Off at the Wyvern, Swindon.

Kevin Figes’ Wallpaper Music at The Bell, Bath.


Tuesday 26th

Spring Wreath Making at Hillworth Park, Devizes. And, it must be the first time Editorโ€™s Pick of Week is on a Tuesday! The James Oliver Band play Devizes Conservative Club.

Jazz Knightโ€™s Swindon Jazz & Soul Festival Fringe Event at The Royal Oak, Swindon, is a celebration of Grant Green with Chris Cobbson. How Sweet It Is at Swindon Arts Centre. 

Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit at the Wyvern.

Sue Harding at The Bell, Bath.


And thatโ€™s all weโ€™ve got for now, other than some important things to say: Events listed here are subject to change, we are not responsible for cancellations, errors or postponements in anything listed. 

Important note two, events which come to our attention from now on in, will be updated on the Event Calendar and NOT HERE. So, be sure to check in from time to time, use the Event Calendar to find more info on everything listed on here, and for ticket links, etc. Use the Event Calendar to check for updates and planning ahead.

And planning ahead, donโ€™t forget Devizes Musical Theatre brings us Sister Act at Dauntsey’s School from Wednesday 27th until Saturday 30th March. Next week also sees Vic-Fest at the Vic in Swindon, with a huge line-up, People Like Us are at The Three Crowns, Devizes on Friday, while Nothing Rhymes with Orange headline the Pump in Trowbridge, The Lost Trades are there on Saturday. General Levy at Cheese & Grain Friday, The Wurzels on Saturday!

Nearly into April, where I would recommend Andrew Hurst at St Nicholas Church in Bromham Thursday 4th, Brian Poole at Long Street Blues Club Friday 5th, Mick Jogger at Seend Community Hall on Saturday 6th and the John Hackett Band at the Pump, or Cara Dillon at Wiltshire Music Centre.

Following week, you can find And Then There Were None opening at the Wharf Theatre, Devizes Monday 8th, and the Marley Experience on 13th April at Devizes Corn Exchange; unmissable. 

Did we miss you out? Did you tell us about your event? Itโ€™s not that we donโ€™t like you, itโ€™s because Devizine uses many sources to collate these listings, and sometimes we miss a few things. Listing your event here is free, but please make it easier for me by messaging or emailing the info, and then, and this is the really important part, make sure Iโ€™ve added it and let me know if not!

Have a good week!

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Wiltshire Legends Jesus Jones Announce Co-headline tour with EMF

Think early nineties dance-indie crossover and the Madchester circuit might understandably spring to mind. Yet Pop Will Eat Itself were Brunmies, The Shamen were Scots, but EMF and Jesus Jones were West Country, from Cinderford and Bradford-on-Avon respectivelyโ€ฆ.

International, and bright, but perhaps not quite so young, Wiltshire’s own Jesus Jones announced a first ever co-headline tour with EMF this autumn with Echobelly in support; who said they were rivals?!

Right Here, Right Now two of the 90โ€™s most enduring alternative-rock acts are delighted to confirm they will be going toe-to-toe on whatโ€™s shaping up to be an Unbelievable run of shows together. 

Taking over big rooms in Manchester, Bristol, plus a major date at Londonโ€™s O2 Kentish Town Forum this October, the co-headliners will be sharing a bill for the first time ever. A tour that promises Great Things, EMF and Jesus Jones will also be joined by very Special Guests: Echobelly for the Manchester and London legs of the tour. The full list of dates are below.

Expressing their excitement for the Autumn tour, James and Ian of EMF state:

โ€œWe are so happy to finally be announcing these very special shows with our long term friends Jesus Jones, itโ€™s been very hard keeping this news a secret! From EMF at these shows you can expect all the old hits with an added couple of bangers from our new album โ€™The Beauty and the Chaosโ€™โ€. 

Echoing their sentiments in a year where Jesus Jones celebrate their 35th Anniversary, frontman Mike Edwards adds: 

“People always assume EMF and us were great rivals – nothing could be further from the truth, we’ve been best friends for more than thirty years! Then, the same people always assume we must have been on the same bill, loads of times. Incredibly, it has NEVER happened before, until now. These shows are going to be fantastic – and having Echobelly on the bill too – it’s a brilliant line-up.”

Sporting over 20x Top 40 hits between them, Jesus Jones, EMF, and Echobelly dominated the charts during a vintage era for indie and alternative-dance music. 

Forged in the cross-over crucible of the bubbling Acid House and Indie-Rock scenes of the time, Jesus Jones were formed in Wiltshire in 1988. Landing a Top 40 smash with their acclaimed debut album โ€˜Liquidizerโ€™ (1989), the quintet would go on to find huge success in the early 1990s with major hits including โ€œReal Real Realโ€, โ€œRight Here, Right Nowโ€, โ€œInternational Bright Young Thingโ€, โ€œThe Devil You Knowโ€ and many more across the decade. Releasing their most recent studio album โ€˜Passagesโ€™ in 2018, the band are celebrating their 35th Anniversary this year with a world-wide tour, with shows across the US, Canada, Australia and these momentous UK co-headline shows this year.

Across the border in Gloucestershire, the stars were also aligning for fellow scenesters EMF. Founded in late 1989 the dance-rock quintet would quickly rise to fame with the release of their platinum certified debut album, โ€˜Schubert Dipโ€™ just two years later. Shifting over a million copies sold and charting at #3 in the UK (and #12 in the US), it featured the infectious debut single โ€œUnbelievableโ€ a track that conquered the charts on both sides of the Atlantic and remains their calling card to this day. From there, the hit singles kept coming throughout the decade, with their next 7 singles all besieging the Top 40 including โ€œI Believe,โ€ โ€œChildrenโ€, โ€œLiesโ€, โ€œPerfect Dayโ€, โ€œItโ€™s Youโ€ and more. Releasing a further 3x Top 40 albums, the band would take an extended hiatus following the release of โ€˜Cha Cha Chaโ€™ in 1995. Reuniting for special live shows and festivals since then, EMF returned with their acclaimed new album โ€˜Go Go Sapiensโ€™ in 2022. Continuing their hot-streak of recent years, the band have just released a brand new album, โ€™The Beauty And The Chaosโ€™. The first single from the album, โ€œHello Peopleโ€ featured a guest appearance by Stephen Fry and gleaned rave reviews. A second single, โ€œReach For The Lasersโ€ will be released on 8th March 2024.

Fast forward to 2024 and the catalogues of EMF and Jesus Jones remain as vital as ever. Pooling their creative forces and impressive collection of hits for a series of major shows together in 2024, tickets for the EMF + JESUS JONES tour – will go on sale this Friday, 1st March @ 10AM. 

2024 TOUR DATES

Academy Events presentsโ€ฆ

25/10/2024 – Manchester O2 Ritz* 

Academy Events presentsโ€ฆ

26/10/2024 – London O2 Kentish Town Forum*

Pink Dot & Gigantic presentsโ€ฆ

27/10/2024 – Bristol Marble Factory

* w/ Echobelly

*****

TICKETS

Tickets go on sale this Friday @ 10AM here: 

O2 Ritz: https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/3E00603800AC2001

Kentish Forum: https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/3E00603DF84725F5

Marble Factory: https://themarblefactory.seetickets.com/event/emf-jesus-jones/the-marble-factory/2954083


Peace, Love, Americana and Jol Rose

I trouble procrastinating upon being gifted a previously released CD from an artist for review, unfortunately they land on the backburner, prioritising upcoming news items. I swear to myself, โ€œI must get on and review that,โ€ especially when itโ€™s as brilliant as Jol Roseโ€™s 2023 album, Peace, Love, Americana. So, thatโ€™s my box to tick todayโ€ฆ..

A surprising brilliance, for while Iโ€™m aware of his popularity on the Americana scene, and particularly in his hometown of Swindon, it was only a brief encounter at Bradford Roots Festival in January, where he handed me this beauty. He was on early, see? I could still taste the toothpaste, had to locate the room in the lovely labyrinth of the Wiltshire Music Centre, and once done the room was full and I couldnโ€™t get in until someone left; few did, now I know why.

Ergo, I caught his last few songs, recalling the upbeat, happy-go-lucky and amusingly fruity Make Some Hay, which though on the album, I realise after gorging myself on itโ€™s sublime observations, portrayals and wonderful Dylan-esque folk-rock, happy-go-lucky and amusingly fruity songs is only the tip of the iceberg.

First impressions were, while Bob Dylan-like vocally, even the most troubled of Jolโ€™s characters have escape plans. They arenโ€™t totally dejected and beyond hope like many of Dylanโ€™s. This gives a much more sprightly and sanguineness vibe, and Iโ€™m leaning more in nature to the likes of the wild romanticisms or optimism in the face of misfortunes of Springsteenโ€™s storytelling. Either way, despite Jolโ€™s prolificness at an album annually since 2019โ€™s My Nebraska, thereโ€™s clearly a lot of time, effort, and thought put into his songwriting. Surely the key to any amazing acoustic folk artist.

Being on the gatefold is a call to โ€œfree Julian Assange,โ€ a subject Jol blogs about on his website, rallying his local MP, I realise I must dive deeper into the meanings of his songs, as he has proficiency in weaving poignant narratives, far from simply โ€œmaking hay!โ€ Still, only subtle political nods in his themes, I detect, are unlike the bluntness of Guthrie. The only exception to this rule I noted, is a closing tune When the Day and Night Collide, for this is truly blowinโ€™ in the wind.

Thereโ€™s defeatism yet hope, over Dylanโ€™s usual bitter and derisive foreboding, yet romantic interludes are not often forthcoming, as in the opening tune, All Alone Again. It hankers the pit of your soul, an honesty pleading she takes him back home, even if he has trudged all over her flowerbed! Metaphorical or not, Jol, you need to get yourself to Homebase and replenish those Rhododendrons pronto!

Then comes the aforementioned light-hearted upbeat tune, Make Some Hay, followed by an absolute marvel. Meet me in Berlin, tormented touring dreams of it all coming together again, Romeo a personification of his hopes itโ€™ll freshen up, itโ€™s homecoming, delivered with amazing passion; thus the album persists this way, and itโ€™s stunning.

Featuring Rachael Birkin on fiddle, award-winning pedal steel player Holly Carter, keyboardist Jon Buckett and Lewis Lord-Jenkins on drums, Drew Di Fiore on bass and Jason Serious on harmony vocals, this is twelve tunes strong, which does exactly what it says on the tin. Thereโ€™s authentic Americana throughout, country folk, country blues, and if tunes weave in and out of pace, it flows like a fresh Red River valley song. The Carter Family would save him a space at their dinner table.

Tracks like Let it Roll arenโ€™t the complex riddles of clichรฉ Americana, rather facile sing-a-along, rolling into folk-rock. Other, more cleverly intertwined tunes require thought, often Iโ€™m deciding if Jol is subtly reflecting metaphorically, or more simply this romantic longing in the face of doubt. This open-ended prose is the key to the magic, as you interpret it as you will, hopefully bearing relevance to your own affairs, and thatโ€™s when the music takes you away. Itโ€™s a skill only the best singer-songwriters can muster, if Jolโ€™s music doesnโ€™t take you there, none of the others will. Come on Home, nine tracks in, is the perfect example. Though thereโ€™s a running theme of wishing to return home, itโ€™s sublime and as congenial as home itself. It’s a painting on a wall, a permanent fixture hung with love.

I thought Jol was good, I didnโ€™t dream he was this good;ย  Peace, Love, Americana is a keeper alright! Bag yourself a copy HERE.


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Clock Radio Turf Out The Maniacs

The first full album by Wiltshireโ€™s finest purveyors of psychedelic indie shenanigans, Clock Radio, was knocked out to an unsuspecting world last week. Itโ€™s calledโ€ฆ

Thieves Debut EP

Adam Woodhouse, Rory Coleman-Smith, Jo Deacon and Matt Hughes, aka Thieves, the wonderful local folk vocal harmony quartet of uplifting bluegrass into country-blues has aโ€ฆ

LIVE: Holy Popes โ€“ The Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon, 24/02/2024

It’s great to see a shining review on The Three Horseshoes in Bradford-on-Avon and grassroots venues in general from a nationwide blog like God is in the TV….

Read here:

https://wp.me/p3tFMx-Twf


Gaz Brookfieldโ€™s Village Hall Tour Came to Lavington

West-side in the Lavingtons last night, tumbleweeds could’ve blown along the High Street as an army of highway operatives rode into the village with heavy resurfacing artillery. Yet, behind blockades at the village hall, a pocket of gig resistance stood their ground, guided by their temporary sheriff of entertainment, Gaz Brookfield. They were going out-out, even if it meant marching from Littleton Pannell or Rickbarton!

No one’s fault, just unfortunate timing, but I gladly report any clashes between parties was reduced to the mere possibility of some reveller tripping on a traffic cone in the dark – what else can I say of the incident? My mum always told me to watch where I was going!

In this wonderful village hall, though, everyone was made to feel welcome. Warmed with chilli, rice and choice of drinks, curious villagers and local Gaz fans melded for a memorable evening. Armed with just a guitar this all-round entertainer of the singer-songwriter variety fulfilled a promise to book himself into willing village halls as an initial part of a wider annual tour. Who am I to argue town and city venues get all the fun, and this genius idea breathes life into otherwise often quotidian or redundant halls? But the true genius of Gaz Brookfield isnโ€™t only present in marketing concepts.ย 

Your typical singer-songwriter can be categorised thus; wonderfully creative yet timorous, bold but perhaps not so accomplished, or a pick of both positive qualities, as Gaz clearly falls into, an expert in confidently delivering self-penned marvels. It would seem nothing is off limits as a subject, as life takes its course Gaz reflects on any occurrence or newfound knowledge and views them equally as worthy of writing about. The result is variety. Habitual vow of playing a fun song after a melancholic one, Gaz explains this, as is he summarises the thought process behind each song with a balance of serenity and good humour.

You know what I mean, though? Some singer-songwriters, while talented, stand tense and only address an audience with โ€œthis next song is called,โ€ whereas someone like Springsteen will drag a backstory out to epic proportions. Gaz finds the middle ground, a perfect balance. Yeah he gave a locally themed backstory related in his first gigs in a band playing his own village hall, but all intros were a brief synopsis, and on with the associated song.

Everything he plays is original, fans chant them back to him, but every layer of his personality, thoughts and observations are exposed on the stage he commands, thatโ€™s his honest beauty. Also worth noting, parallel to Springsteen or folk singers like Seeger, thereโ€™s sunny-side of the street, hometown themes, but Gaz confines himself to nada; thereโ€™s historic or apocalyptic stories, thoughts of symbolic tree carvings, blues about diabetes, and quite often, frank insights to being a musician. Through the quips and ditties to the sombre or reflective moments, if Iโ€™m making this sound as if Gaz is a jack of all trades, heโ€™s not, heโ€™s a king of them, an all round entertainer.

Weaving an audience under his spell, he relates, he engages an audience, makes them feel a part of the show rather than observers. Relaying an anecdote about an ukulele fashioned guitar, he drops off the stage and sings a shanty unplugged. A communal moment of sublimity alongside archetypal latest album plugs, and ending with a selection of previous known and loved works. Gaz is a tricky one to pin down, given the variety and proficiency he plays with, but he certainly ticks every box with a gold star.

A national gemstone from down our way. Expressing a love for the West Country just one tangent he focussed on, an ode to a friend amusing titled โ€œnuggets,โ€ and too many other ingenious prose to mention. Though this was not before a Tilshead support. Mischa of Mischa and his Merry Men arrived without said merry men, calling an opportunity to play some songs he wouldnโ€™t usually do with his accompanying band. Singing of desperation, eco-anarchy though with a mildly blasรฉ approach, and citing seventies electric blues influences in song, Mischa was apologetic about swearing, thrilled to be performing with Gaz, and made an apt and superb support act which would’ve been perfect with his collective as a headliner.

Being I reviewed Gazโ€™s 2016 album, I Know My Place pre-Devizine for a now redundant newsite, alongside Richie Triangle, Tamsin Quin and Phil Cooper he was fundamental to this voyage of discovery in local talent, Iโ€™m glad to finally tick him off the top of my must-see list, but wouldnโ€™t mind at all making his gigs as something of a devotee. Aware of his music before last night, even in reviewing a live album, is a solid base but his ability to deliver a live performance in person borders on legendary.

The village hall tour continues until March, the closet being Hook near Swindon on the 23rd, further dates for his new album Morning Walking Club from April takes in Salisburyโ€™s Winchester Gate on April 6th, and includes full-band festivals such as the My Dad’s Bigger Than Your Dad Festival at Swindonโ€™s Old Town Bowl on July 20th. Find more details HERE, and do, youโ€™ll be glad you did!


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1st Worton & Marston Brownies Need Volunteer Leaders and Assistants

Featured image by LoraDore

After an impressive forty-five years of Guiding in Worton, through Brownies, Guides, Young Leadership, and as the Unit Leader there for many years, it’s sad to hear Vicky Earley has made the very difficult decision to hang up her Brownie Wings and pass over the running of the unit to someone newโ€ฆ

Unfortunately, the Assistant Leaders will also be leaving the unit at the same time so they really need a new Leadership Team.

Full support would be offered to anyone who might be interested in taking on this Volunteer role.

They’ve been sharing recruitment advertisements on social media in the hope that it would interest someone to enquire but as yet have no luckโ€ฆcan you help?

If you, or anyone you know, may be interested in a fun, fulfilling Volunteer role, please do get in touch with them, or the unit is at risk of closure. It would be a terrible thing to lose for the children, after being established for sixty years this June, 

The current volunteers are able to stay until the Summer Holidays. โ€œAfter that if we have not found a new leadership team the unit will be closed,โ€ Vicky said, โ€œwe really hope that it doesnโ€™t come to that.โ€

“I’m not looking for someone to commit for the next 30 years,” Vicky continued, “that was my personal choice, even if someone could just keep it open for the next few years it is better than it closing.”

Rainbows 1st Potterne Unit are also in need of volunteers.

If you would like some information about Girlguiding and what Brownies do these days please check out the website: 

https://www.girlguiding.org.uk/get-involved/become-a-volunteer

https://www.girlguiding.org.uk/what-we-do/brownies

Or you can contact Vicky directly for a chat here 1stWortonAndMarstonBrownies@gmail.com


New Nothing Rhymes With Orange Single

Friday is over, I’m a day late to the party, but there’s a new single from Devizes-own Nothing Rhymes With Orange, and you’ve not heard anything like this from the boys before…..

Starter for ten, Friday is Over sounds four-five notches more professional than anything which went before, a result of 91 Studios in Newbury and a push to obtain a crisper sound for radio by our very own skateboarding Vernon Kay, James Threlfall! (I know, it probably bugs him when I call him that!) But tech is nothing without the skill to use it to your advantage, and from the off Friday is Over twinkles with a surprising eighties synth-pop intro. There’s retrospective elements of what local indie bands like Talk in Code, the Dirty Smooth and Atari Pilot aim to achieve, but not without the archetypical NRWO sound in the forefront.

So, Don’t go off thinking the band are the new A-Ha, the guitars roll and Elio’s vocals build to something we’re familiar with, as Nothing Rhymes With Orange fans. Still though, we’re on another level with this, the bridges and hooks, all chartable stuff from our hometown boys; for crying out loud Devizes Town Council, lets a get a statue of these kids in the Market Place, pronto!

If past tunes filled me with hope for them, this one fills me with assurance, knowing how hard they’ve all worked towards this, and pride too, to say we’ve been following and supporting them since day dot. Friday maybe over, but this is the start of a great adventure and we wish them all the best…. take a listen.


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You; Lucas Hardy Teams With Rosie Jay

One of Salisburyโ€™s most celebrated acoustic folk-rock singer-songwriters Lucas Hardy teams up with the Wiltshire cityโ€™s upcoming talent who’s name is on everyoneโ€™s lips, Rosieโ€ฆ

Bands At The Bridge

Organised by Kingston Media – to raise money for Dorothy House and Wiltshire Air Ambulance – the 3rd of May saw Bands At The Bridgeโ€ฆ

Phil Cooper is Playing Solitaire

Trowbridge singer-songwriter and one third of The Lost Trades, Phil Cooper has actually been doing more than playing solitaire, heโ€™s released a new solo albumโ€ฆ

No Alarms No Devizes, Aptly in Devizes!

If I’ve been galavanting recently, gorging on other local townโ€™s live music scenes, what better way to return to Devizes than a visit to theโ€ฆ

Lego Club at Devizes Library Announced

Everything is looking awesome at Devizes Library as they announce the Lego Club for six to twelve year olds will begin on Saturday 27th January!

With bookable sessions each Saturday  from the 27th, at 2-3.30pm, places will be limited so either call in or phone on 01380 826190 to book your place.

In addition, the library will be running a drop in session on Thursdays from 3.30-6pm from the 1st February. There’s no need to book for this session.

My only issue with this is that sessions are suitable for 6-12 years….bang goes my spaceship project! I love this idea, as I loved Lego, still do! Well done, and thank you, Devizes Library.

Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 10th -16th January 2024

Christmas, a thing of the past, this in 2024; howโ€™s that working out for you so far?! Never mind, Fishy Rishi is gonna make us all better off, apparently; sense a general election in the air, smell fresh dung pungently emanating from Downing Street?! Oh well, hereโ€™s what weโ€™ve found to do in the wilds of Wiltshire this coming week, help take your mind off itโ€ฆ..

All info and links can be found on the event calendar, HERE, and it’s forever(ish) updating so plan ahead, with us!

Ongoing until 17th February, two enlightening exhibits at Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, Lest We Forget: the Black Contribution to the World Wars in Wiltshire, and Eric Walrond: A Caribbean Writer living in Wiltshire. Reviewed Here.

Wednesday 10th

The Southgate, Devizes re-opened Monday, after a well-earned rest, Iโ€™m assuming the  regular Acoustic Jam is on. Thereโ€™s also a Devizes Salsa Beginners Class, at The Old School, West Lavington; work off all those Quality Street in style!

Regular big jam at The Vic, Swindon, and Bella Humphries will headline the Old Town Comedy Club at the Hop Inn.

The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry screening at Warminsterโ€™s Athenรฆum.

Monkey Chuckle at The Bell, Bath.


Thursday 11th

Comedy Loft at the Civic, Trowbridge.

Peter Green tribute, Man of the World has sold out at the Tree House, Frome.


Friday 12th

John Primer Band at Long Street Blues Club, Devizes, Editorโ€™s Pick of the Week.

Sleeping Beauty opens at the Civic, Trowbridge and runs across the weekend.

Hidden Comedy Club at The Neeld, Chippenham.

An Evening of Soul with Billy & Louie at Swindon Arts Centre, Pearl Jam tribute, Earl Ham at The Vic.

The Everlys & Friends at Chapel Arts, Bath.

David Olusoga at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Saturday 13th

Ceilidh with Random at Seend Community Centre. 

Jonah Hitchens Trio at The Southgate, Devizes, The Unpredictables at The Three Crowns, and Longcroftโ€™s Damian Wilson & Adam Wakeman at Devizes Conservative Club.

Martyโ€™s Fake Family at The Pilot, Melksham.

Wiltshire Jazz Academy showcase at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon.

Be Like Will at The Brewerโ€™s, Corsham. National Theatre Live: Skylight at Pound Arts.

Just Floyd at The Vic, Swindon.

Jaz Delorean is solo at Chapel Arts in Bath.

Chemical Dance at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Sunday 14th

Jon Amor Trio at The Southgate, Devizes for 5pm.

Deadlight Dance at The Blue Boar, Aldbourne, again, 5pm start.

The Ska Mechanics at the Cider Barn, Draycott.

Panama Jazz Band at The Bell, Bath.


Monday 15th

Hedera at The Bell, Bath.

Jonathan Pie has sold out at the Cheese & Grain, both Monday and Tuesday nightsโ€ฆwhy? Because people like honesty, Fishy Rishi, take a leaf out the Pie! Tbh, I don’t think Fishy reads this, not regularly anyway, let me now if you’re out there Rishi; hands in the air!


Tuesday 16th

Jonny Henderson Organ Trio at Jazz Knights in The Royal Oak, Swindon. Legend โ€“ The Music of Bob Marley at The Wyvern Theatre; this is a brilliant show if youโ€™re a fan of the Tuff Gong.

Barney Kenny at The Bell, Bath.


And thatโ€™s your lot, shut it and be happy! Oh, and let me know what we missed, we can list events for free, but a chocolate muffin works better to persuade me! Lots to look forward to this month, Iโ€™ll lob a few posters below, but keep your best eye on theโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Event Calendar!!


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Wiltshire Music Awards Website Goes Live

Last month we were pleased to announce our involvement with the new Wiltshire Music Awards in conjunction with Wiltshire Events UK, details of which areโ€ฆ

Soupchick in the Park

And there was me thinking nothing good comes out of a Monday! Today local bistro Soupchick, popular in the Devizesโ€™ Shambles opened their second branch,โ€ฆ

Family Easter Holiday Events

Devizine isn’t only about music and gigs for grownups, y’know? It’s about events for everyone. This Easter we’ve lots of things to do over theโ€ฆ

Rootless; New Single Ushti Baba

Bristolโ€™s fine purveyors of idiosyncratic folk-raving, Ushti Baba, who if youโ€™re in Devizes you might recall played Street Festival in 2022, have a new singleโ€ฆ..

Chucking Fairport Convention a human beatboxer is probably not the best idea, neither would handing Mr C a concertina; herein lies the genius of Ushti Baba.

 โ€œA song about the brittle nature of art and of those creating it and the fragility of meaning; the stories we tell ourselves about who we are,โ€ the band describe it, from an idea originating back in 2015 while jamming with other musicians around a campfire outside squatted garages.

I would never advocate anyone covering Sparksโ€™ This Town Ainโ€™t Big Enough For The Both of Us, but if someoneโ€™s life depended on it, and it was up to the Afro-Celt Sound System to save them, it might come off a tad like this! Though this remark might sound a smidgen critical, it really isnโ€™t intended to be, because that would be one heck of a tricky number to effectively pull off, and while Ushti Babaโ€™s sound is kooky, itโ€™s avant-garde and beguiling, ergo apt for such a unnatural request. If anyone could make a good job of a cover like that, the Baba could, for which youโ€™ve got to hand it to them!

Trending….

Situationships With Chloe Hepburn

A second single from Swindon Diva Chloe Hepburn, Situationships was released this week. With a deep rolling bassline, finger-click rhythm and silky soulful vocals, thisโ€ฆ

Timeslips; New Single from Sienna Wileman

With an album review in the pipeline for Dad which includes vocals from Sienna, our Swindon princess of melancholic poignancy has a new single, Timeslipsโ€ฆ..

Capturing with certain ease dejected youthful pensiveness, rejecting a birthday cake through fears of ageing, this enchanting song hits its haunting intention and echoes the notion Sienna shouldnโ€™t concern herself overly, as through time each song she puts out illuminates both her songwriting talent and power to deliver it with emotion.


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Devizes to Host New County-Wide Music Awards

I’m delighted to announce Devizine will be actively assisting to organise a new county-wide music awards administration, in conjunction with Wiltshire Music Events UK. Theโ€ฆ

Ruby, Sunday at the Gate

It’s a rarity that I should drag myself off the sofa on a Sunday these days, one usually reserved for the monthly Jon Amor Trioโ€ฆ

๐€ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐…๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐Ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š ๐š๐ญ ๐“๐ž๐ฐ๐ค๐ž๐ฌ๐›๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐€๐›๐›๐ž๐ฒ

Review by Pip Aldridge Last week, I had the privilege of seeing the Fulltone Orchestra perform at the beautiful Tewkesbury Abbey beneath the Peace Dovesโ€ฆ

Hells Bells! AC/DC tribute in Devizes

With our roads being the state theyโ€™re in, is it any wonder on the 5th April Hells Bells, rated as the UKโ€™s top AC/DC tribute,โ€ฆ

Cracked Machine at The Southgate

If many space-rock acts have more band member changes than most other musicians change their socks, Hawkwind are the exemplar of the tendency. There mightโ€ฆ

Tedworth Hunt Parade Without Permission this Boxing Day in Pewsey

The Tedworth Hunt intend to stage a meeting in Pewsey this Boxing Day, despite not making an application to the Parish Councilโ€ฆ..

Their usual meeting place is moved to Fairground Field, behind the petrol station, as the Pewsey Parish Council have not received an application for them to congress at their usual spot, the parish council owned Bouverie Hall car park.

Wiltshire Hunt Sabs will be elsewhere today, but assure any protesters some Action Against Foxhunting members will be present to advise. It seems, provided they do not trespass, they’re legally above board to continue the meet, but to parade certain rules must be adhered to.ย 

Protesters should record and report any illegal activities to police, such as blocking roads or parking spaces, obstructing pedestrians or traffic, using unlicensed vehicles such as quad bikes on roads. AAF provides a comprehensive checklist HERE.

Trial by social media, it seems keyboard warriors aim to point the finger at the Parish Council for disallowing the meet at the hall, but that’s not the case. Pewsey Parish Council Clerk Ali Kent told Devizine, โ€œI never received any request from the Tedworth Hunt to meet in the North Street car park today. We will never know which way any vote would have gone. Accusations that information has been hidden are extremely offensive to those of us who work hard for all of the community.โ€

I have to sing some praises for Pewsey Parish Council recently, the construction of the skatepark is a really positive move in creating a space for local youth. On this issue it cannot be judged on speculation. As hunting goes underground it will raise whole new circumstances, but Boxing Day parades are a promotional tool to normalise this barbaric tradition and are being stamped out by local councils. It rests on police to uphold the Hunting Act and prosecute accordingly; a Pandora’s box we’re not opening today!

It is a crying shame the season of goodwill doesn’t extend to our wildlife for these barbaric arseholes, as compelling evidence mounts trial hunting is a smokescreen it is time, in our opinion, to stop this now, by law.


Twas an Average Night Before Christmas in Devizes

It’s an average Saturday night in Devizes, a day before Christmas eve and there’s no grand event at the Corn Exchange, no Long Street Blues night, nothing spectacular to highlight. There’s a festive buzz in town, but it’s slight. Some choose to stay home, only a scattering adorned with tinsel, and fairy lights hats, out on the lash. To say anything is out of the ordinary is pushing the boat outโ€ฆ.

It falls, therefore, upon two pubs which have in recent years become the stalwarts of live music in town, to provide us with free entertainment, and two acts who though I’ve seen and mentioned many times before, I never tire of hearing. The bustling and lively Three Crowns has John and Joylen, aka the quality end of the scale for acoustic cover duos, Illingworth, and the ever dependable Southgate has Marlborough’s finest blues ensemble, Barrelhouse. It’s a dilemma to see me hopping to and fro rather than devoting myself to one.

You might require a neon flashing purpose built roller-disco with scantily clad twenty-somethings flashing iPhone torches at a superstar DJ, twiddling knobs like vinyl was never invented, to warrant a good night. Me, I’m content with a conical of cider in a welcoming pub and a live band on a circuit for the love of it. And these two Devizes taverns provide this on such a regular basis, they’ve made it the standard benchmark. Not forgoing, both acts booked for tonight are proficiently entertaining, ergo, when I say it’s an average night in Devizes it’s far from a complaint, rather it equates to a bloody good night as far as I’m concerned!

Geography selected my initial pitstop as The Three Crowns, John and Joylen squashed in a corner to allow for a dancefloor, already underway with duo guitars, familiar classic pub singalong covers apt for the establishment. Del Amitri, then, cool as cucumbers slipping an original in goes unnoticed by a crowd expectant of covers; it’s early, there’s a lot of chatting, it’s Christmas, an engaging topic for discussion.

The guys shine through distractions, such is the impeccable and nonpareil distinctive fashion Illingworth rolls these songs out. To the point I’m intrigued by the excited reaction of some in the pub when John kicks into the Cure’s Boys Don’t Cry, for though clearly born generations after this nugget of eighties goth was released, familiarity has them wiggling and mouthing lyrics. My theory, such songs were timeless blueprints and as more accumulate the more challenging is the objective of creating one, also explains why the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl have,  apparently, the most modern song on the Christmas streaming chart this week.

If Illingworth knows which buttons to press to retain classic songs in the forefront, and pay homage even, Barrelhouse, who’ve rocked up at the Southgate extend this with some songs few of us were alive to recall the release of the originals, of Bo Diddley, Howlinโ€™ Wolf, et al. This is naturally welcomed by punters at the Gate, and isn’t unusual here. But while there’s a few bands on various west country circuits doing this, like those Junkyard Dogs or Mark Green, it’s normally to older blues aficionados, whereas to see Barrelhouse play their hometown of Marlborough, Mantonfest being the ideal location, is to note, they’ve a colossal following many of which are teenage.

It’s something to behold, youth dancing to songs created sixty to eighty years ago, but while Barrelhouse excel in this, throwing originals in or reworking rock classics like Motorhead’s Ace of Spades to fit the agenda equally goes down a storm. Okay, so youths rarely invade the Gate here, save a few weekends ago when Nothing Rhymes With Orange enticed their younger fanbase, but that’s the beauty of Barrelhouse, it’s universally acceptable, and Devizes folk are warming to this notion I picked up on at a Mantonfest of yore. Their grand performance last night confirmed they’ve crossed over these odd local boundaries and rightfully now get the recognition here they’ve had on their turf for donkeys.

Zero doubt this Christmas jumper wearing five-piece, great to see extended to a sixth temporary member when frontman Martin Hand’s girlfriend sporadically joined for backing vocals in the absence of the infamous โ€˜Barrellettesโ€™ would polish up here at the Southgate, I pulled anchor and set sail in the drizzle to check on Illingworth.

Across the carpark John chanted Hey Jude, so I hotfooted it inside to join the easiest drunken chorus ever. The Three Crowns is heaving as ever. Saturday night in Devizes can be ordinary, but thanks to these two boozers the benchmark for ordinary is punching above its weight for a market town this size.

This leaves me ticking both the going out on the lash box and the hangover one too, now onwards with the family celebrations, the gorging of turkey and Quality Street, and paying my gratitude for new socks and Lynx Afrika, but in turn, wishing you all a merry Christmas!


In Response to a Facebook Post about Giving up Devizine….

You’re so gullible sometimes, you know that?! It’s not even nearly April Fools yet; I wouldn’t know how to abandon Devizine even if I wanted to, and I’m certainly not going let criticism get to me, for if that were the case, I’d have given up years ago!!

Playing the victim card as some do on their little social media groups does wonders for the ego! I thank everyone who made comments or passed wind, convincing me to stick with it. But you should note that the negativity is not from one person or their followers, there was a mountain of hate dumped at my door this year, some of it simply from a Newquest journalist publishing an article about us, because we took a stand against racism and homophobia. Enough said on that matter, but oh, matron…the cheeky scoundrels!!

Here, best explained in photos, is a million-ish (who’s counting?) reasons why I intend to continue creating content on this….ermm, whatever you want to whatchmacallit! And when I now wish you a merry Christmas and Happy New Year, I mean it to everyone, including and especially those who seem upset by what we may’ve put out or at least, how they perceived it…. because that sure wasn’t the intention.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! See you in 2024, and thank you all for your kind support!!

Nothing Rhymes With Orange Storm The Southgate

If The Southgate is Devizesโ€™ finest and most reliable pub music venue, it’s usually favoured by an adult crowd. Yet it’s without doubt that Nothing Rhymes With Orange is the most cherished Gen Z band in town. Having not played Devizes since summer, it was a certainty such a free gig wouldย crash the age demographic of the trusty tavern down a notch or three, never a bad thing, though not a given they’d raise its roof, but, they did that tooโ€ฆ

It’s been on the cards for a while. After a long-lost summer Sunday when the band popped in to witness how it’s done, by the expertise of Jon Amor Trio’s monthly residency. Now, being their first time huddled in the infamous alcove, they brought the most diverse entourage we’ve seen at the Gate, and with zest and a righteous sense of confidence, they provided a proficient, high energy show of their unique brand of indie-punk. The atmosphere was fire.

Ageism didn’t turn up, it chose to stay home, cuddling the sensationalised myth blankie of teenage hooliganism other local media will have you believe, for clickbait. The youngest were respectful of the elder regulars, behaved accordingly, the regulars welcomed the youngsters, and surprisingly, behaved too! If Haribo temporarily replaced cider, the Gate issued a statement prior that all under eighteen must be accompanied by an adult, meeting the delicate balance needed. It’s one thing providing a safe space for the fledgling generation to enjoy, and I salute landlords Deb and Dave for this, but another in this economic climate to insure a gig is profitable for a pub through takings at the bar.ย 

Thus it made a most unusual evening at the Gate, one half as the matured yet lively and hospitable establishment it always is, the other town’s teenage fanbase, who wouldn’t usually frequent the place, dancing their socks off and hailing back the lyrics to the group in unison; the benchmark for any band in vogue.

There’s no mistaking the simple notion, Nothing Rhymes With Orange are at a peak right now, locally. How this widens geographically is down to their motivation and commitment, but I, for one, urge those outside our locality to check them out, as the sensation they’re attracting here is akin to Beatlemania. If their stage presence has flourished, their harmony and ability to execute intelligent and often witty narrative in the present, has always been an accomplishment and goal scorer from day dot.

They look like they really want to be there, that’s the ticket, as it reflects on the audience and reverberates equally to their wailing guitars. Frontman Elijah Eastonl is worshipped when he stands amidst the fans, it’s something to behold. The band play on, lead guitarist Fin Anderson-Farquhar covers the riff, splices vocals, bassist Sam Briggs layers it, enthusiastic drummer Lui Venables sets the pace, but more often than not, it’s their unison which compliments Elijah’s spontaneous spotlight moments.

The first half of this show fire-breathing their beloved originals, Monday, Chow for Now, Creatures, with an alternative downtempo take on Lidl Shoes, I felt a little experimentation was afoot, some crashing endings aliken to prog-rock rather than their archetypal punker base. Was this to appease the Southgate regulars or a new avenue for them, I’m unclear, but it was an interesting move.

After Butterflies, the second half was adroit covers heavy, ending with an encore of Manipulation, their most treasured original for audience participation. The boys are back in the studio soon, after having a brief break, and we look forward to hearing what they come out with, because last night at the Gate, they were positively buzzing, a real stocking filler!

Phase Rotate at the Southgate tonight, and leading up to brussel sprout day, Chrissy Chapman as One Trick Pony has a fundraiser on Friday 22nd, Marlborough’s blues aficionados Barrelhouse return on Saturday 23rd, and that’s always an unmissable one.


Sparks in the Darkness: Cephid Takes Electronica to New Dimensions

Just when I think every musician within a ten-mile radius is under our radar, another one pops up, and usually, they produce electronic music. So, I say, look, I know Devizes is a blues town, but Devizine covers all arts, and besides, Iโ€™m an old raver; ergo, if youโ€™re creating music, electronic or not, youโ€™re very welcome hereโ€ฆ.

Proving Iโ€™m an old raver, for photographic evidence is nil and memories vague, West Lavingtonโ€™s musician and composer Moray Macdonaldโ€™s alter-ego Cephidโ€™s forthcoming album, Sparks in the Darkness had me pondering a post on a Facebook group for ravers, which I wouldnโ€™t be on if I wasnโ€™t! Someone posted a video highlighting the work of Delia Derbyshire at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop, another commented rightly she was a pioneer of electronic music, a second added โ€œerm? Kraftwerk?โ€ causing me to rant; it doesnโ€™t take much these days!

Yeah, Iโ€™ll give you, Kraftwerk were the primary electronically generated pop group, but Derbyshireโ€™s magnum opus, the Doctor Who theme, an electronic rework of a Ron Grainer composition, predates Kraftwerkโ€™s first commercially successful album Autobahn by eleven years.

This raises a fascinating point; at electronic musicโ€™s clunky inception few sought it viable for commercial pop. Fatboy Slim pointed out, Youโ€™ve Come a Long Way, Baby. The BBC Radiophonic Workshop created sound effects ideally for sci-fi series. Lesser-known German electronic pioneers Tangerine Dream only became familiar to the masses during the eighties for their numerous Hollywood film scores. Organisation zur Verwirklichung gemeinsamer Musikkonzepte, Kraftwerkโ€™s quirky and pre-synthesizer antecedent, was the crรจme-de-crรจme of kosmische Musik, Dusseldorfโ€™s experimental scene of the sixties, but while it took psychedelia and space-rock to another planet, Melody Maker mocked it โ€œkrautrock,โ€ a name which stuck as its genre.

Seems rockโ€™s phobia of electronic progression was the reason for Britpopโ€™s retrospection to acoustic instruments once rave came of age. The chalk and cheese mingle side by side in todayโ€™s pop; David Grayโ€™s self-dubbed style, folktronica hammered that last nail in.

The relevance of all this is, while immersed in Cephidโ€™s gorgeous complex structures and intense electronic textures, one cannot help but contemplate the combined efforts involved in contributing to this development, as it harks itโ€™s influences and indulges those passed, no matter by Sparks in the Darkness comparisons all would sound timeworn. From the impact the Doctor Who theme mustโ€™ve had on the English television-watching nation, to The Art of Noise and Yello, and from avant-garde American electro outfit Newcleus, to Universeโ€™s Tribal Gathering 1997, when I observed every raver ascend from their chosen subgenre tent to pay respects to Kraftwerk. Cephid encompasses these, yet is ultra-modern, uses tech as orchestral, and is as fresh as the Buxton spring; like Jean Michel Jarre came after dubstep, as if 808 State created Tubular Bells!

Futurism and sci-fi remains a large part of marketing presentation for electronic dance music, from the eerie android on the cover of Kraftwerkโ€™s We Are the Robots, to Phil Wolstenholmeโ€™s Vergina sun spaceship on the Orbโ€™s 1992 album U.F.Orb, Sparks in the Darkness follows suit with a mysterious red sphere projecting across a cityscape for its cover, strikingly designed by Tiago Marinho.

The album commences akin to ambient houseโ€™s finest, floating or bubbling spooky and mysterious layers of atmospheric swirls, but its orchestral build indicates time has passed since the fluffiness of The KLF and Orb. Moray Macdonald cut his teeth touring with progressive rock and metal artists such as That Joe Payne, Godsticks, Kim Seviour and Ghost Community. This is sharper, unsubdued, his harder-edged rock influences will insure bands like Pink Floyd, Hawkwind and the Ozric Tentacles will be acknowledged here; erm, The Prodigyโ€™s punk fusion post-Jilted Generation too, in part. The opening track To Catch the Eye of the Heaven flows into the next, as a raver I note Leftfield, and Iโ€™m holding out for it kicking in.

Thirty seconds into the second tune, the single Worlds Before, and it does, and when it does itโ€™s immense, a stomp to make New Order blush, with all the workings of modern technology, you are encased in this, what is a culmination of many years of work, and thereโ€™s no going back.

Moray defines it, โ€œsoaring melodic leads cutting through spacious washes of synths, while propelled by layers of sequencers, drums, and percussion. Pulverising techno seamlessly giving way to complex progressive workouts and moody, groove-driven soundscapes, all packed with lasting melodic hooks.โ€ Yeah, Iโ€™ll go with that! It has the concept album quality in which you must indulge in it completely. By Terminus weโ€™re nodding to up-tempo trance-techno, breaking with vocal coach Angel Wolf-Blackโ€™s celestial chants, but behind its entrancing bleeps binds this driving rock drum, either by Emily Dolan Davies, who has drummed for Bryan Ferry, The Darkness and Kim Wilde, or Graham Brown of The Paradox Twin.

Midway the pace lessens and Of Promises trickles into something definably more electronica, of Tangerine Dreamโ€™s sombre movie moments, of Don Johnson contemplating his fate as he leans on his white Ferrari looking out across Miami harbourโ€™s night sky. Moray Macdonald has created music for film, theatre and art installations, and it shows.

Strobe takes off from where Of Promises lands us, like the later track Dead Handโ€™s Decree, itโ€™s The Chemical Brothers on their best behaviour. Moray states, โ€œthe Cephid was created as an opportunity to bring diverse influences together into a single coherent artistic statement.โ€ From his work with artists across the modern progressive scene, to his early love of experimental electronic music, many musical facets are represented, but still it flows in one radical and unique package impossible to pigeonhole.

Thereโ€™s no surplus of talent left out of this project, Placeboโ€™s Shelby Logan Warne, and Jerry Kandiah producer of Killing Joke and The Futureheads have mixed and mastered this, and while its not commercialised, just like Delia Derbyshireโ€™s work in the sixties, itโ€™s too groundbreaking to be ignored.

As The Old Me, plays out, even its name prompts me to imagining myself hearing this in a field somewhere in 1991, amidst matted trilby wearing juniors, eyes the size of saucers and dribbling on a Wrigleyโ€™s, it is so innovative, so radical, Iโ€™d probably have had a seizure!

โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with him!โ€ one raver asks another as I lie comatose.

โ€œHeโ€™s had a premonition of the future of electronic music and his fragile mind cannot handle it; somebody get him a Technotronic album, pronto!!!โ€


The single Worlds Before is out now. Sparks in the Darkness will be released 9th February 2024. Find out more about the project HERE.

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Geckoโ€™s Big Picture

In 1998 a pair of pigs escaped while being unloaded off a lorry at an abattoir in Malmesbury and were on the run for aโ€ฆ

Park Farm; New Music Festival in Devizes

A new music festival is coming to Devizes this July. Organisers of the long-running Marlborough based festival MantonFest are shifting west across the downs andโ€ฆ

Results of Salisbury Music Awards

All images: ยฉ๏ธ JS Terry Photography An awards ceremony to celebrate the outstanding musical talent within the city, aptly titled The 2024 Salisbury Music Awards,โ€ฆ

Staying in Devizes This Christmas; Whatโ€™s Happening?

Featured Image: Tanya Jurkiewicz Photography

Oooh, exciting, are you excited? I know I am; been good(ish) all year, no bag of coal for me. With the DOCA Winter Festival coming this Friday and Saturday, and so long as Devizes Town Band play Stop the Cavalry, thatโ€™s my calling and I drop my humbug and start accepting it, and, in the words of the gurt lush Elton, Iโ€™m stepping into Christmas, joining together and watching the snow fall forever and ever, though itโ€™s more likely to be this perpetual drizzle. But whatโ€™s to do over the yule in Devizes? Well, I think weโ€™ve got it all jingling here, so break out your eggnogโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Now, before we begin and youโ€™re sitting comfortably, note this is for Devizes only, and perhaps our surrounding villages, but more countywide stuff is listed on our event calendar, and itโ€™s updating all the time, so do check that out. Ticket links and more details of all events listed here can be found on the calendar too.

Also, while I’m here, do check out the windows on display throughout this week as part of Window Wanderland. Take a stroll around Devizes and see the fantastic window decorations, dressed to the theme of ‘Look To The Future’. The decorations are up now until 26th November, illuminated from 5-9pm every evening. Look on the map to see where you can find the windows around town, full map available at tinyurl.com/docawindows23

Okay, here we go, this weekend sees the DOCA Winter Festival, incorporating the light switch on, fireworks, markets, music, and of course our lantern parade. Friday, in the MarketPlace, you know the score, youโ€™ve done it before. Oh, and on Saturday too. You can follow this up with the Chicago Blues Trio at Long Street Blues Club, Stones Throw at The Three Crowns, or a Christmas lantern parade Karaoke Party at The Pelican, on Friday that is. Saturday youโ€™ll find Adam Woodhouse at The Three Crowns, and The Worried Men at The Southgate, both come highly recommended from us. Polish off your early Christmassy doings with some rock n roll from the James Oliver Band at The Southgate on Sunday.

And just like some tinselly magic fairy dust, weโ€™re into December with our woolly bobble hats and granโ€™s knitted mittens. Jack & the Beanstalk is the pantomime at the Wharf Theatre this year, and it opens Friday 1st, running behind you, oh no it it isnโ€™t, oh yes it is, until 9th December, but please do get in quick on this one, tickets usually sell out faster than Santa eats breakfast on Christmas eve.

The Pelican Inn has a Christmas Fair on the 1st December, from 4-9, and a Santa’s Grotto too! Friday night is 80s disco night at the Moonrakers.

Santa’s Grotto at the Pelican Inn, Devizes

Devizes Lions will be out touring the town from Friday 1st to Thursday 21st December with a cheery Santa, lights and music.  Starting at 5:30pm each evening and finishing by 7:45pm at the latest. See below for the routes………

or you can view or download a copy from their website: www.devizeslions.org.uk  You will be able to follow Santa’s route each evening in real time from their Facebook Page.

Santa’s Sleigh will be at the Lidl supermarket on Saturday 2nd December and at Morrisons’ supermarket on Saturday 16th December. Devizes Lions will also have a Christmas collection in The Brittox on Thursday 14th December.

Please Note: 

Cul-de-sacs 

The float will normally wait at the entrance to cul-de-sacs and Santaโ€™s helpers will tell people where he is waiting to greet the children

Times 

The float will start at 5.30 each evening and finish no later than 7:45

Weather 

Devizes Lions cannot guarantee that they will be able to adhere to the published programme due to inclement weather or other unforeseen circumstances.

The Truzzy Boys plays the Three Crowns that first Saturday of the month, LunaBarge plays The Southgate and on Sunday Jon Amor Trio will have their celebrated residency, with a special guest.

Christmas Wreath making workshop at Chirton School on Sunday 3rd, and the Groom Familyโ€™s Houseparty fundraiser at Devizes Town Hall.

Ah, Soupchick, yay!

Late night opening at HollyChocs in Poulshot, if you want to get really chocolaty on Thursday 7th!

Friday 8th, and thereโ€™s a Fun Quiz Night at Wiltshire Museum, the wonderful Strange Folk grace The Southgate, and People Like Us party at The Condado Lounge.

Saturday 9th is Devizes Lions Christmas Fair at The Corn Exchange from 9am-2:30pm. The White Horse Opera Christmas Concert is at St John’s Church, James Mitchell plays the Three Crowns, and Black Nasty are at the Southgate and Soupchick have a feast, see above. Sunday 10th sees Sunflower Eventsโ€™ Christmas Fair & Craft Market at the Corn Exchange.

Devizes Adventure! The theme for this year is โ€˜Room at the Inn’

This December, the life-sized Advent Calendar will open once again to reveal a different festive, creative, interactive, and fun display each evening (5:30 โ€“ 6:30pm) in the garden of the British Lion pub.

Come and say hello on the 15th December when DOCA will be hosting the Advent Calendar for the evening, and come to see the other fantastic offerings throughout the month – there will be prizes for those who come to all 24 nights.

Friday 15th sees our upcoming favs, Nothing Rhymes With Orange at The Southgate. And on Saturday 16th the first boat launches from the Wharf for the Kenavon Venture Santa Cruise. These run until the 23rd December, but booking in advance is essential. Glad to hear Breakfast With Santa is on again this year at Devizes Fire Station, on Saturday 16th too.

Thereโ€™s a Christmas Market in Hillworth Park on Saturday 16th too. The SODs Charity Christmas Gig is fundraising for Wiltshire Air Ambulance, at Devizes Town Hall, The Coco Club Christmas Ball at the Bear Hotel and the Big Sound Choir have their Christmas Concert at St Johnโ€™s. Christmas for you raver families starts also on Saturday 16th, when the Exchange plays host to The Family Ravers Christmas Party, see belowโ€ฆ.

Aside from all these Christmassy things to do, also on Saturday 16th Fullhouse play Frankie Miller at Long Street Blues Club, Phase Rotate are at The Southgate, and Sour Apple play at The Three Crowns for the birthday boy landlord, Simon.

On Sunday 17th, Devizes Young Farmers Tractor & Tinsel Christmas Market at the Market Place, raising funds for Wiltshire Air Ambulance. Finish this off with an afternoon with Andrew Hurst at The White Bear from 5pm.

Oooh, itโ€™s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas now, as by the following weekend, Funked Up have their Christmas Party the Pelican on Friday 22nd, and One Trick Pony has her fundraiser at the The Southgate, see poster. Illingworth are at the Three Crowns on Saturday 23rd, and Marlboroughโ€™s finest blues ensemble Barrelhouse blesses The Southgate. Then, and only then, you can open your socks and Lynx deodorant sets!

Barrelhouse looking rather Christmassy!

Christmas Eve all I have so far is this from the Crown at Bishops Cannings:

After the Quality Street tin only has those toffee pennies no one likes left, tribute Mick Jogger has his Rolling Stones Experience at the Corn Exchange on Friday 29th, Sound Hog Disco, Karaoke at the Three Crowns on Saturday 30th, and the only new year partes I know of is The Crown at Bishops Cannings who have the Chicken Teddies, and in town, Devizes Scooter Clubโ€™s, at The Cavalier. Triblies off to them, but there must be some others, and some serious updates to this in general, so do tell us if we missed anything and weโ€™ll paste you in quicker than pulling a cracker!

Wass that Brah? Just cos I’m 50 I have you know I can still pull a cracker pretty darn quickly…..you’d be surprised how quickly I can pull a cracker!


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REVIEW โ€“ Russ Ballard @ Long Street Blues Club, Con Club, Devizes โ€“ Saturday 18th November 2023

LSBC Gave Rock n Roll to Ya!

Review by Andy Fawthorp

The LSBC gigs are coming round thick and fast as the new season gets into full swing.ย  And there was another packed house last night to welcome the Russ Ballard Bandโ€™s first appearance at the club…..

First up was new boy Matt Prior to fill the early support slot.  This was his first outing on stage, and he looked and sounded pretty nervous.  Using guitar, keyboard and backing tracks, Matt worked his way gamely through his set.  Iโ€™m not sure that everything worked as well as he might have hoped.  His versions of Bowieโ€™s Life on Mars, Henleyโ€™s Boys of Summer and Elton Johnโ€™s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road were not really to my taste, but the audience gave him good support and a warm round of applause.

Then on to the main offering of the evening.

Russ Ballard has appeared with several bands over the years (the Roulettes, Unit 4+2 and, most famously, heading up Argent in the late 70s).ย  But his real claim to fame is the large number of hit songs heโ€™s written and recorded, and which have also been hits for other artists (The Shadows, Argent, Rainbow, Kiss, Hot Chocolate, Hello). Itโ€™s actually quite surprising just how many famous songs heโ€™s written.

In a single nearly two-hours long set, backed by a tight 4-piece band, he demonstrated his showmanship, and much of his back catalogue.  In among the less well-known, but still highly catchy and sing-alongable numbers, were many of the rock classics โ€“ Back In The New York Groove, Hold Your Head Up, Since Youโ€™ve Been Gone and (the ultimate singing the house down encore number) God Gave Rock & Roll To Ya.

The whole set was built on a solid, no-nonsense rock and roll-heavy platform, leavened with keyboard flourishes, and some great throaty vocals.  Every number had its catchy riff, and its strong vocal hook.  It was almost impossible not to sing along and join in the party.  The dance floor at the front filled up, and the band looked and sounded to be really enjoying themselves.  There were no long songs, no rambling improvisations, no drum or bass solos โ€“ just straight-up pop-song format short rock & roll songs.  The intros were informative, humorous, and short and punchy.  The band were slick, polished and well-drilled.

Another great booking, and a cracking night out.


Future Long Street Blues Club Gigs

Friday 24th November 2023                        Chicago Blues Trio

Saturday 16th December 2023                    Fullhouse play Frankie Miller

Friday 12th January 2024                              John Primer Band

Saturday 13th January 2024                         Damian Wilson and Adam Wakeman

Saturday 10th February 2024                       The Errol Linton Band

Friday 1st March 2024                                    The Cinelli Brothers

Friday 5th April 2024                                       Ben Poole Band

Saturday 4th May 2024                                  Beaux Gris Gris and the Apocalypse

Saturday 22nd June 2024                              KOSSOFF The Band Plays On


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New Exhibit at Wiltshire Museum Opens; Lest We Forget: the Black Contribution to the World Wars in Wiltshire

Intriguing and divergent is my two word summary of the latest exhibition at Devizes’ Wiltshire Museum, from one who grew up with first-hand second World War stories from my family’s East-end perspective and became fascinated with subtle similarities and vast differences to that of rural Wiltshire, this opens a whole new Pandora’s boxโ€ฆ..

A double show, the first does what it says on the tin, Lest We Forget: the Black Contribution to the World Wars in Wiltshire, exploring the stories and experiences of the Black community living and working in the Armed Forces in Wiltshire during the World Wars. The second focuses on renowned Caribbean writer Eric Walrond, who lived a period of his later life in Bradford-on-Avon, but poor mental health led him to self-refer to Roundway Hospital in Devizes.

Dispersed by several artefacts the walls tell the often shocking realities and hardships faced by Afro-Caribbean and Afro-American soldiers stationed in the UK in general, and relates them to examples and incidents in our county. I shouldn’t leave spoilers here, for it’s truly something you need to digest in the fullness of the displays, but for an example, the secret government attempts to curb interracial relationships as African American troops mingled with โ€œlocal white womenโ€ are particularly upsetting, and show just how high up ingrained prejudices were. The defence of the realm act was used to prosecute women found fraternising with black GIs on military premises but outside these confounds little could be done to prevent them, especially in rural areas like here. It goes on to show images of orphanages where mixed-race children were abandoned because of the shame it would bring to families and the extent of the abuse their mothers received.

To reflect this to local affairs is to suggest the Afro-American soldiers were far more hospitable and welcomed than their white counterparts, displaying an image of the Three Horseshoes in Burbage, where it was said the Afro-American soldiers would entertain locals on piano while the white GIs tended to remain at the back of the bar not caring to mingle. Such would’ve been social standards in segregated States, sprinkled with jealousy locals found these โ€œnegrosโ€ intriguing I suspect.

But this is only one of many of the enlightening and frank nuggets of information on display. Amidst uniforms, Caribbean enlistment posters, medals, pins and documentations, these panels bring to life the true accounts with astounding and, more often than not, appalling happenings, yet respectfully pieced together with wonderful and intense research. One such source was Birmingham based The Forgotten Generations, a not-for-profit organisation with aims and objectives to provide historical and current information of British African and Caribbean people for educational purposes.ย 

I was honoured to meet director and trustee of the TFG, retired Warrant Officer Royal Air Force, Donald Campbell at the opening event, who passionately expressed the story of fellow trustee and WWII veteran Albert Jarrett, of whom he encouraged to re-apply for medals he earned but didn’t care to claim at the time, leading him to be honoured at Downing Street. Sadly Albert passed away soon after, but I was delighted to meet his wife Barbara Campbell, a dietitian and psychiatric nurse during the war.

Albert’s story is one of many displayed, and an installation in this exhibition is thoughtful creative responses from Tidworth’s Crafty Club. Supported by the Army Welfare Service, the community club provides socialising opportunities to explore crafts. There’s a sequentialย woven decoupage playing tribute to Albert, alongside other artworks.

Centrepiece of the alternative exhibit, of which you can flow between the two, is a portrait of the writer Eric Walrond by Jamaican born local artist Clifton Powell. Clifton is a keen participant of the charity Arts Together, who you may have seen on television recently contributing a portrait of Gilda Oliver to the Windrush Portraits of a Pioneering Generation project for the Royal Collection Trust. The portrait of Eric on display has attracted the attention online of his New Yorken granddaughter Joan Stewart, who thanked Clifton and said โ€œyou nailed the eyes, they’re perfect.โ€ But for want of a local connection the bridges of Bradford-on-Avon and the gates of his final resting place, Roundway Hospital in Devizes are depicted within the painting.

Harlem Renaissance writer and journalist Eric Walrond led a busy life, born in British Guiana, he moved from Barbados to Panama and onto New York before ending his days in Wiltshire. His magnum opus being a 1926 novel Tropic Death, stories viscerally charting stone quarry workers and builders of  the Panama Canal. He was awarded the Guggenheim Fellowship and the Harmon Foundation Award for achievement in literature. An early edition of the book is on display, yet also you’ll find a ledger from the Avon rubber factory in Melksham, where Walrond laboured.

Fascinating to note such a renowned author needed employment in a factory, after his often misinterpreted relationship with Marcus Garvey, as a journalist for publications of his Universal Negro Improvement Association in New York, the very foundations of the later American Civil Rights Movement. But that thought is a reflection of the two exhibitions combined, fascinating though it is, the hardships they faced, even on a local level, is one of many often forgotten sides to the history of the world wars. Ultimate respect should be awarded to the creators of these exhibits, especially over Remembrance, one which opens today and runs until 17th February 2024 at Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, do go to see it.

I am truly humbled to have been invited to preview this at the opening evening and meet the researchers and honourable guests, not forgoing the scrumptiousย Caribbean themed spread, naturally, which was supplied by Abrilli of Tonka Bean; I nipped back inside for seconds when no one was watching! Honestly, you have to keep an eye on me no matter how interesting the exhibit may be….


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Mick Jogs into Devizes; Rolling Stones Tribute to Play Christmas Bash at Corn Exchange

Itโ€™s only rock n roll, but if you like it, why not break out the lycra and jog over to the Corn Exchange on Friday 29th of December, where youโ€™ll find Mick Jogger & The Stones Experience bringing you all the classics from the wildmen of the sixties? A Christmas Cracker to work off those turkey sandwiches and Quality Streetโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Iโ€™ve yet to witness this local phenomenon personally, but popular party-function band Purple Fish have donned the outfits of Britainโ€™s most famous and timeless blues rock band ever, The Rolling Stones, for many years now, so itโ€™s a safe bet they know which buttons to press.

Chatting with Aaron Potter, the Ronnie Wood of Mick Jogger & The Stones Experience, I bent his ear about the time I got “owned” by a Little Mix tribute on social media, arguing a tribute act should be of a past act rather than one currently in their prime. Those even littler mixers responded, โ€œbut we provide a safe and affordable environment for youngsters who otherwise wouldn’t be able to see the real thing,โ€ or words to this effect. Had to confess, they made a valid point. Boy, did I hide my head in shame!

I suppose, a Rolling Stones tribute is similar, being the originals seem to be as immortal as Chrispher Lambert on steroids. Still Mick Jagger is eighty, you cannot expect an eighty year old to perform with the zest and vigour of their youth, can you? Okay, perhaps heโ€™s the exception to the rule, but, just like Little Mix, youโ€™re gonna fork out a small mortgage for the pleasure, and the Stones ainโ€™t rolling into Devizes anytime soon!

Aaron replied in agreeance, supposing the Stones are past their prime, and I backed my thoughts with this video (below) of them doing their thing in Hyde Park way back when. You see, the “being in your prime argument” is only a part of a wider doubt I have with any tribute act, the other is unavoidable because you cannot turn back the hands of time, itโ€™s recapturing the atmosphere of the era, the setting.

So, if you watch this video, note the Corn Exchange would be unable to replicate this precisely, health and safety will not permit a mass of gyrating hippies standing on the speaker boxes, neither will the aroma of exotic herbs I strongly imagine wouldโ€™ve been smelt at this concert be permitted by the town council venue. You could try whipping off your kit and dancing with only flowers in your hair, I’m not going to stop you, but Wiltshire Police have enough on their hands already on a Friday night this close to Christmas without having to find a blanket to cover your wobbly bits with!

But you cannot live in the past, my once playful banter with the worth of tribute acts has been turned on its head this year, and Iโ€™ve bore witness to some incredible ones. All we can do is be rest assured satisfaction is guaranteed, Mick Jogger & The Stones Experience will put their all into this and bring the party with them. Please, I asked Aaron after reliving this monumental video of the Stones in action, tell me you do Sympathy for the Devil?!!

โ€œYes,โ€ he affirmed, โ€œyou will hear Sympathy for the Devil.โ€ Pleased to meet you, guys, I didnโ€™t have to guess your names, theyโ€™re listed on your website; ah, that’s progress for you!! Tickets are a purple one, from HERE.


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Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 8th – 14th November 2023

Everything to do in Wiltshire this coming week, right in one handy listing, all you gotta do is grab a warm coatโ€ฆ.

Okay my little poppies, please be aware this is not comprehensive and new events can and might yet still be added to our blossoming, occasionally updating EVENT CALENDAR; they might not be added here, so do check in regularly. You can also find links to everything mentioned there, and plan ahead.

One other really important thing before we get going, the thing everyone seems to brazenly browse past pretending it didnโ€™t apply to them, we need donations to fund this, so, if you can, please donate a little something to keep us going; awl, thank you. If you love it, donโ€™t lose it, like Bez on a nineties dance floor. For info on how, see HERE. Please and thanking youโ€ฆ

Remembrance this weekend, Iโ€™ll pop the agenda for Devizes below.

Ongoing, check out the Dark exhibit at the Forbidden Carnival in Chippenham. 


Wednesday 8th

Thereโ€™s an online talk with Francis Kilvert and tales of Langley Burrell, courtesy of Wiltshire Museum, Devizes. Acoustic Jam at the Southgate, Devizes, and its opening night  for the Invitation Theatre groupโ€™s Pirates of Penzance at the Corn Exchange, running up to Saturday 11th.

Ad Hoc Theatre: Les Liaisons Dangereuses at Pound Arts in Corsham.

Arman Djikolum and Iyad Sughayer at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon.

Hegemono Quartet at The Bell, Bath, while Bloody Medea!!! Is the play at The Rondo Theatre.

Women In Rock at Wyvern Theatre, Swindon.


Thursday 9th

The Importance of Being Earnest opens at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon, and is running until Saturday 11th.

Drag โ€˜nโ€™ Drop at Rondo Theatre, Bath. Guy Davis at Chapel Arts.

Hannah Rose Platt and Sienna Wileman at the Tuppenny, in Swindon. Mad by Mourning with Abstraction Engine at The Vic, and the Bon Jovi Experience at the Wyvern.

Ruby Wax โ€“ Iโ€™m not as well as I thought I was, at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Friday 10th

Sour Apple plays the Kings Arms, Hilperton.

Open Mic at the Barge, HoneyStreet from 8pm.

Moroccan evening with guest Chef Peter Vaughan at The Parade Cinema, Marlborough.

Free entry at the Pump, Trowbridge, with Ed Dyke, Becky Lawrence and Rich Onyett; nice one!

Fulltone Festival: Becky Lawrence. Image by Gail Foster

Nota at The Boathouse, Bradford-on-Avon. 7 Crowns and Scene Killers at The Three Horseshoes. Bristol Ensemble at Wiltshire Music Centre.

Moscow Drug Club at Newton Tony Memorial Hall.

Pierre Novellieโ€™s Why Canโ€™t I Just Enjoy Things? at the Rondo Theatre, Bath. George Harrisonโ€™s Music, โ€˜All things must passโ€™ Duo at Chapel Arts.

Abstract Engine at The Castle, Swindon, Furlined at The Beehive, The Achievers & Greg Brice at The Hop Inn, and Ruby Waxโ€™s Iโ€™m Not As Well As I Thought I Was, moves onto the Wyvern.

The Bonsai Pirates at The Winchester Gate, Salisbury.

Chris Jagger Band at The Tree House, Frome, Huey Morganโ€™s 50 Years Of Hip Hop at the Cheese & Grain.


Saturday 11th

Wiltshire Museum, Devizes opens a double-whammy exhibit, running until the 17th February, Lest We Forget: the Black Contribution to the World Wars in Wiltshire and Eric Walrond: A Caribbean Writer living in Wiltshire, of which I hope to be at the preview evening to bring you news about as soon as.

There is also the monthly Young Curators Club at Wiltshire Museum, and the Museum Explorers Club too.

The Last Post at the Wharf Theatre for one night only, please see our preview HERE.

The fantastic Courting Ghosts make a debut at The Southgate, Devizes. And there’s a last minute booking at the Three Crowns. Blues band The Zac Schulze Gang have a huge national following and have recently moved to Devizes from Kent; let’s welcome them to town!

But my Editorโ€™s Pick of the Week goes to The Muck & Dundar in Devizes who have a dub reggae night with the awesome Omega Nebula. If youโ€™ve been reading our review or seen the posters wrongly listed as the Eskimo Nebula instead, that is because the duo have recently changed their name. Tickets Here.

Static Moves at The Barge, HoneyStreet, The Chao Brothers at The Lamb, Marlborough.

Life in Mono with Ophelia Waiting at the Pump, Trowbridge. Be Like Will at The Kings Arms, Hilperton. Endless Love, The Lionel Richie and Diana Ross Story at the Civic.

The Lollypops & Moptops Show at Melksham Assembly Hall.

Corsham Christmas Market.

Wiltshire Jazz Academy at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon, and Sansara Traces of White Rose. Bucky Rage, The Kosher Pickles, and the Reverse Cowgirls at The Three Horseshoes.

Room 101 at The Castle, Swindon, Sons of Liberty at Underground, Cydonia Knights at The Vic, Rich Hallโ€™s Shot From Cannons at the Wyvern.

Jon Amor Trio at the Royal Oak, Bath. A Life in the Theatre at The Rondo Theatre, Martha Tilston with support from Nathan Ball at Chapel Arts.

Amy Winehouse tribute at the Tree House, Frome, Oas-is at the Cheese & Grain.


Sunday 12th

The Museum of Marvellous Things at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon. Frankie & The Buzzcats at the Three Horseshoes.

The White Top Mountain Band at The Bell, Bath.

Sensational 60โ€™s Experience at the Wyvern, Swindon, Juliette Burton at Swindon Arts Centre and Dirty Sound Magnet at The Vic.

Frome Chocolate Fair at the Cheese & Grain.


Monday 13th

Kirris Riviere Blues Band at The Bell, Bath.

Thatโ€™ll Be The Day Christmas Show at the Wyvern, Swindon.


Tuesday 14th

Filskit Theatre: Wonder Gigs (Weather) at Pound Arts, Corsham.

Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at the Wyvern, Swindon.


Thatโ€™s all got this minute, but more will be added, Iโ€™m sure, to the event calendar as the week goes on. Didnโ€™t see your event here, maybe you didnโ€™t tell us about it, and if you did, my apologies, do give me a nudge, or a Cadbury’s Fudge and Iโ€™ll make sure itโ€™s amended; have a groovy kind of love week!


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Palestine Solidarity March in Swindon on Saturday 4th November

Residents from communities across Swindon are organising another show of solidarity with the people of Palestine…..

They are inviting everyone to join them at 2pm on Saturday 4th November at Regents Circus. There will be several speakers and a march through the town centre, setting off at 3pm.

Numerous mosques, unions and Swindon Palestine Solidarity have called for a big presence to demand a ceasefire and to let aid through to Gaza.

Abdul Khalique, Chairman, Board of Trustees, Hazrath Shajalal Central Mosque in Swindon said on behalf of the board, โ€˜This is an Urgent Call for Justice in Palestine. Hazrath Shajalal Central Mosque Swindon issues a heartfelt plea for global solidarity in addressing the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Palestine. As homes are demolished, families displaced, and lives disrupted, we stand united against oppression and advocate for the basic human rights of the Palestinian people.”

Hazrath Shajalal Central Mosque urgently calls for:

  • End the Violence: Cease hostilities immediately, paving the way for a peaceful resolution to the conflict.
  • Humanitarian Aid: Facilitate the immediate delivery of humanitarian aid to alleviate the suffering of those affected by the crisis.
  • Restore Dialogue: Encourage all parties to engage in constructive conversations for a sustainable and just peace.
  • International Intervention: Call on global leaders and organisations to intervene, ensuring a fair and equitable resolution.

Hazrath Shajalal continued, “This is not just a political issue; it’s a universal concern. We invite individuals, organisations, and governments to join us in this call for justice, as we work towards a world where the rights of every individual are respected.”

Mehmet Guvercin, Chairman of the Wiltshire Turkish Community said, “It is always the innocents that suffer in a conflict. The innocent people in Gaza are completely stuck there and cannot escape. We cannot just watch on our TVโ€™s. Even if we cannot stop this conflict, we have to help the innocent people of Gaza. What is happening in front of our eyes has to be looked at from a humanitarian point of view.”

A spokesperson from Swindon Palestine Solidarity said, “We are organising these events from a framework of supporting the application of international law and principles of human rights. These principles also lead us to stress with utmost vehemence that our grievance is with the actions of the Israeli state and those governments that are complicit with its crimes โ€“ we condemn absolutely any attempt to victimise communities in Britain in this context. We act from a sincere wish to see an end to all violence, especially violence against civilians, but we recognise that this will never be achieved unless the root causes of that violence are addressed. We do so from a foundation of our enduring support for the right of the Palestinian people to freedom, self-determination and return.”

“This will be a peaceful event with families and children attending, with people from different religions and none; people of differing races and backgrounds from across our communities. The police and council have been notified of the event. We ask that you invite your friends, family and community to stand with us in solidarity with our brothers and sisters in Palestine.”


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Steve Vick International have Renewed their sponsorship of Wiltshireโ€™s Youth Orchestras at Wiltshire Music Centre

Steve Vick International (SVI), a leading innovator in pipeline engineering solutions, is thrilled to announce the renewal of their sponsorship agreement with the Wiltshire Music Centre (WMC). This renewed commitment reflects SVI’s dedication to supporting the local community and nurturing the next generation of musical talent….

Since January 2020, SVI has proudly sponsored Wiltshire Music Centre, and they are continuing their commitment as major sponsors of the West of England Youth Orchestra and the Wiltshire Youth Jazz Orchestra. SVI, headquartered in Bradford on Avon, is deeply rooted in its local community, and has a strong desire to give back through charitable support.

Steve Vick, Chairman of Steve Vick International, expressed his enthusiasm for the sponsorship renewal, “We’re very excited to continue supporting the West of England Youth Orchestra and the Wiltshire Youth Jazz Orchestra. Their exceptional musicianship has consistently impressed me. Our connection with Bradford on Avon is significant to us, and we’re dedicated to being an integral part of the community. We are particularly passionate about fostering young talent and helping them achieve their full potential.”

James Slater, Artistic Director of Wiltshire Music Centre, echoed Steve Vick’s sentiments: “We are extremely grateful to Steve Vick International for their support. Partnerships like this are crucial to our mission of providing high-quality opportunities for music engagement at the highest level.”

Wiltshire Music Centre is not only a cultural gem but also a vital institution that plays a pivotal role in the community. With over 150 concerts each year and the participation of over 1,000 professional, community, and young musicians, the Centre’s purpose-built auditorium is celebrated for having “the finest acoustic outside London” (Sean Rafferty, BBC).

As part of their renewed sponsorship, Steve Vick International plans to be actively engaged in the local cultural scene by offering their staff opportunities to attend concerts throughout the year. This involvement underscores their commitment to fostering a vibrant arts and music culture within Bradford on Avon and its surroundings.


This interview is courtesy of Steve Vick International, the Major Sponsor of the Youth Orchestra at Wiltshire Music Centre.

To celebrate the renewal of their sponsorship, SVI recently conducted an exclusive interview with Gabriel Vick, the talented son of Steve Vick, who currently holds the leading role in “Mrs. Doubtfire” in the West End. This interview highlighted the Vick family’s deep-rooted love for music and theatre, which has been a driving force behind their continued support of Wiltshire Music Centre.

Can you share with us how your journey into the world of theatre and music began? What sparked your interest in this field?
“My parents were always creators of theatre, and my earliest memory is when they were part of a theatre company that staged โ€œA Christmas Carolโ€ at the Merlin Theatre in Frome. I was 4 and played โ€œIgnoranceโ€. I learned piano at 8 years old and really took to it. I loved playing Oliver at the age of 10 at my local prep school and then auditioned to be a chorister at Wells Cathedral School and was offered a scholarship to sing in the cathedral choir. I learnt so much about how to read and interpret music. I took up trumpet too.”

Growing up in a family where music and the arts are a prominent part of life, how did that influence your passion for
music and theatre?

“My parents had taken two shows (and us!) to the Edinburgh festival in 1989 and 1990. They were a regular part of the local village theatre production company and I was part of many productions directed by my mother in the late 90โ€™s. They had weekly tickets to the theatre Royal Bath on Thursday nights but didnโ€™t always want to see what was on and would let me go instead. So, in my teens I watched so many musicals and this attracted me to musical theatre.”

Were there any specific artists or mentors who played a significant role in inspiring and shaping your career in the
performing arts?

“Paul Denegri at Wells Cathedral school was a real pupil’s favourite; he taught brass but was more of an agony aunt. My choir master Anthony Crossland (who now lives in Bradford on Avon) was someone I looked up to along with the support of Andrew Nethsingha (now organist of Westminster Abbey). Roland Robertson was a fantastic director of music at Prior Park allowing pupils to take centre stage whilst being an excellent musician providing many opportunities for us to play and sing. Acting was always more of an instinct to me and so I canโ€™t really single out a mentor or artist. I did train at the Royal Academy of music and Mary Hammond and Karen Rabinowitz were champions of mine.”

You’re currently playing the leading role in “Mrs. Doubtfire” at the Shaftesbury Theatre in London Can you tell us about your experience preparing for and performing in such a beloved production?
“I auditioned for Mrs Doubtfire by stringing together 10-12 impressions with jokes to make the panel laugh. These were not in the script, but I knew they were looking for playful manic improvisation and a love of character voices. I got hold of all the script and song material as early as I could even though I didnโ€™t even have an audition yet. All 5 auditions were done in a week as the American team were limited by Covid. I had a feeling this was the role for me but I really had to hustle for it! The character is a beloved gift which I am careful to treat with respect so that the audience get who they came to see. However, over the course of the play they soon feel comfortable with my interpretation, and we generate so much joy in that theatre together.”

Now that I am some months into a year-long run of the show I treat myself like an athlete. There are 28 costume changes, tap dancing, break dancing, countless impressions and singing which is a huge demand on my body physically and mentally. I monitor everything I eat, my weight, water consumption, supplements, I have vocal massages, vocal training, physio, strength training and I sleep long and well. It is safe to say I work very hard to be in peak condition for each and every audience.”

What advice would you offer to aspiring young musicians and actors who are just starting their journey in the world of performing arts?
“Try everything and be prepared to risk looking silly. A diversity of playing experiences helps you hone in on what you are good at and some things may surprise you. Be strong, be patient and work hard.”

Your father, Steve Vick, is sponsoring the West of England Youth Orchestra at the Wiltshire Music Centre. What does it mean to you to see his passion for music and arts support the next generation of talent?
“I am so glad that my father is supporting music for the west country youth; he has certainly seen it benefit me. He has cried
many times at my singing in Wells cathedral to now on the west end stage! Dad took up saxophone about 20 years ago and
loves to play in an orchestra himself. There is a joy to simply making music together, young, and old.”


Could you share a little about the impact organisations like the West of England Youth Orchestra and the Wiltshire Music Centre have on fostering young talent and the importance of their work?
“In the late 1990โ€™s I benefitted from an orchestra called โ€œBath Baroqueโ€ in which I played natural trumpet. Sadly, it ran out of funding but I learnt so much and was enriched by meeting a wider community of musicians. I expanded my repertoire and learnt musicianship skills but also the practical personal responsibility that it takes to commit to an orchestra. The music festivals were also an important part of our calendar taking place at venues just like Wiltshire Music Centre.”

As a performer deeply connected to both music and theatre, do you believe there are valuable lessons or experiences that young musicians and actors can learn from each other?
“I found in my youth that my peers were inspirational. I took up trumpet because my friend encouraged me to do so. It also helped foster friendships and sharing of musical influences. I believe through my experiences I have learnt that everything in life is a collaboration; we are all standing on the shoulders of giants.”

Finally, what can the audience expect from your performance in “Mrs. Doubtfire,” and do you have any upcoming projects or aspirations you’d like to share?
Mrs Doubtfire is the role all my skills culminate in. It truly is a gift and one that I give everything to; I am on stage practically the whole time, so you see a virtuosic performance of singing, dancing, comedy, impressions and even a new musical instrument! I am happy to say I have no immediate projects beyond this as I am living in this fantastic moment of my career.”

Steve Vick International’s commitment to Wiltshire Music Centre demonstrates their dedication to building a brighter future for musical talent in the region and ensuring that the arts continue to thrive. With this renewed sponsorship, SVI and WMC look forward to inspiring and nurturing the creativity of young musicians, enabling them to reach new heights.


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Devizes Writers Group Win Silver Award

Congratulations to Rosalind Ambler and Paul Snook from Devizes Writers Group… At the National Community Radio Awards held in Cardiff on 16th November Together!,โ€ฆ

Hansel & Gretel: Panto at the Wharf!

Images: Chris Watkins Media It was lovely to spend Sunday afternoon at Devizesโ€™ Wharf Theatre, to see how this yearโ€™s pantomime Hansel & Gretel,โ€ฆ

No Worries; Worried Men at The Pump

Long overdue a visit to the Pump in Trowbridge, Jamie Thyer, frontman of the Worried Men twisted my arm Friday night and there Iโ€ฆ

Ian Siegal at Long Street Blues Club

Devizes is often spoiled for choice when it comes to live music. Swindon folk ensemble SGO at the Gate would’ve been an excellent decisionโ€ฆ

Devizes Town Council Pledge on Single-Use Plastics

Devizes Town Councillors voted unanimously to adopt a Single-Use Plastic Policy and appointed Councillor Vanessa Tanner as the Plastic Free Champion for the town, at a planning committee on Tuesdayโ€ฆ..

The policy includes measures to reduce the amount of plastic used in the town, starting with the Town Council buildings. Officers and Councillors will work with event organisers, local businesses as well as schools, charities and other organisations to be more sustainable.

A couple of the suggestions are to introduce a reusable Festival Cup, create a Devizes Plastic Pledge as well as presenting awards for reducing plastic use. Councillor Vanessa Tanner said, โ€œplastic is one of the greatest environmental challenges faced worldwide so we are excited to be one of the first towns in Wiltshire to have a plastic policy. We will use it to make our town cleaner and greener.โ€

On the festival cup idea I asked Vanessa if this was just for DOCA events, or would they encourage other event organisers in town to adopt the cup, albeit both the DOCA-Stealth Brewery Festival of Winter Ales and the CAMRA Beer and Cider festival use glass. โ€œThatโ€™s my plan,โ€ she told us, โ€œwe provide them with the cups so their beverage providers can use them. The details need ironing but the agreement to get the cups is there in principle.โ€

This is great news for our townโ€™s events, but is there a motion to tackle plastic usage from a more daily basis, such as the takeaways, I asked. โ€œYes,โ€ Vanessa replied, โ€œIโ€™m hoping to work with local businesses to reduce plastic. They should be anyway, Government legislation which started on the 1st of October outlaws many plastic serve-ware items.โ€

Businesses can be fined for continuing to use single-use plastics, but there are exemptions, if you are supplying them to another business, or the items are packaging pre-filled at point of sale, such as salad bowls or ready meals packaged in a tray, a plate filled at the counter of a takeaway or a tray used to deliver food. This causes me to wonder if the ban goes far enough, it seems thereโ€™s a number of loopholes.

An opportunity to plug my favourite Chinese takeaway, Ocean City, I asked them if they can reuse the containers should customers return them. Unfortunately they said not for food, but they reuse them for coins with their delivery drivers. Thankfully they do, however, use recycled plastic, which is great because I get through them! You can reuse them at home, as we do, or if you accumulate too many, they are recyclable using your blue bin, according to Wiltshire Council. I guess it is up to all of us to check the packaging you receive from local businesses is recycled, as it is with Ocean City; damn, I fancy some sweet & sour chicken now!


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Wiltshire Music Centre Announces New Joint Leadership

Wiltshire Music Centre is delighted to announce the new appointments ofย Danielย Clark as Artistic Director, andย Sarahย Robertson as Executive Director.ย Danielย andย Sarahย join Wiltshire Music Centre in a new co-leadershipโ€ฆ

What’s Happening During November in Devizes?

Remember, remember, weโ€™re moving into November; leaves, loads of โ€˜em! Being as we are no longer doing weekly roundups, hereโ€™s some highlights of events inโ€ฆ

A Chap-Hopping Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Day at The Pump, with Professor Elemental and Devilโ€™s Doorbell

Every weekend there’s a dilemma on what to do, but one thing for sure, I’ve been busting to get back down The Pump like an ale tester needs a wee breakโ€ฆ.

Far from the name-dropping star-studded spacious venue of hipsters, The Pump is a renovated shack in Trowbridge blessed by vintage instruments as dรฉcor, and a hospitable ethos of hosting unorthodox, local or obscure acts, tried, tested, and needing to be on your radar; the latter certainly evident tonight. The thought this weekend that Brighton’s whimsical chap-hopper Professor Elemental was to take centre stage making it too tempting not to hang in Devizes. We rarely have hip hop let alone chap-hop here; the guaranteed and perfected over time simultaneous dancing and laughing this professor of rhyme evokes unto an audience, unsuspecting or not, is a joyful oddity we’re missing out on.

So there I was with a generous handful of others, those music lovers in the know, The Pump is a special and exclusive haven. Okay, I’ve seen the Prof before, an evening back when Sheer Music’s Kieran Moore hosted at the town hall, which ended with the professor rapping through a novelty horseโ€™s head while the audience bounced blow-up unicorns around the room. Not your archetypal hip hop gig, the very reason I’m so eager to recapture it. I’ve also seen the support act, at the Sustainable Devizes Fair, though describing the offbeat setup doesn’t do it justice.

Laying it on the line, Devil’s Doorbell consists of a duo of bananas boater partners, one with a kazoo, ukuleles, a penchant for antique jazz and all the woobie doobas, the weebie deebie doos and shoobideedoos of Louis Prima on a Disney contract! The other, a jolly, jelly-legged bassist heโ€™s profoundly in love with and vocal about, with a homemade instrument consisting of a lawnmower cord tied between a broom handle and a vintage washtub. If I’m not selling it to you, conformist, it’s a little piece of charm you need to hear for yourself.

Taking the ethos of New Orleans street jazz at its conception, a poverty-stricken time when musicians made their own junkyard instruments, Devil’s Doorbell not only explains this carefree and witty sound, but delivers it with such passion, it rubs off on you like melted Malteasers. It is, in short, a cheeky, Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah scat carnival to make James Baskett blush, and a set which is impossible to dislike, unless you’re as stiff-necked and Grumpus Maximus as Katie Hopkins in a neck brace at a mosque.

So after being teased by this dynamic duo of carefree jazz, in which no cover is more than ninety years old, yet remains buzzworthy and comical, attired in his uniform skyblue suit with clouds, and matching pith helmet, the Professor came, saw and did his thing sublimely. With minimal props this time, his charmasia and rib-tickling anecdotes and audience heckles flow between bursts of waxing lyrical, the sort of rhymes most rappers wouldnโ€™t dream of toasting. It is a delightful thing, unique and wholesome, exhaling positivity into the air with his sunny side of the street prose.

If thereโ€™s a technical error, the professor uses it, if thereโ€™s an impromptu diversion, heโ€™s on it like a cat on a mouse, giving his show the authentic and communal feel your average pretentious hip hop gig would avoid at all costs, and the dope beats your average comedian would shudder at. But most of all, itโ€™s a big bag of fun.

Though kazoo blowing boaters plucking a lawnmower cord to Duke Ellington songs, and a leftfield comedian rapper with a distinctive debonair of Brightonโ€™s avant-garde spirit and a bucket load of bizarre merch, may be as unusual at the Pump as anywhere else locally, it was of a quality you can take as standard at Trowbridgeโ€™s offbeat yet finest venue. Next week at the Pump psych-indie rock arrives in the shape of Bristolโ€™s uber-cool My Octopus Mind with the Message in support, on Friday, and Saturday is reserved for folk rock, when Ameila Coburn, with two of the young, upcoming folk artists Iโ€™ve been raving about, Ruby Darbyshire and MEG in support; either is worthy of your attention.

Where the common venue prioritises profit and aims to attract and appease with a renowned name, The Pump will be the one introducing you to the next name, supporting the local circuit, ensuring your entertainment is affordable, and to pay it a visit is to be a human participant to the experience, rather than herded cattle. Hear thee, hear thee, I would warble if I were the Trowbridge town crier, long live the Pump, but Iโ€™m not, though right now feeling like I should yell it anyway!ย 


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YEA Devizes: DOCA New Youth Project

Devizes Outdoor Celebratory Arts announced their upcoming project, YEA Devizes today. Made possible by a grant from National Grid Electricity Transmissionโ€™s Community Grant Programme, theโ€ฆ

The Mist; New Single from Meg

Chippenhamโ€™s young folk singer-songwriter Meg, or M3G if you want to get numeric, will release her 6th single The Mist on Friday 18th October, andโ€ฆ

The Big Sleep Out In aid of Devizes Opendoors

Join Devizes Opendoors for The Big Sleep Out 2023 and raise funds to help homeless and vulnerable adults here in Devizes get the support they needโ€ฆ..

Youโ€™ll experience a small taste of the difficulties homeless people have to deal with including freezing cold, vulnerability and the difficulty of carrying on your day with little sleep. And of course, youโ€™ll be raising money for a great cause.

Hereโ€™s all the ways you can get involved:

Join The Big Sleep Out – Friday 13 October 7.30pm to 7.30am – Follow this registration link

Sleep out at St Jamesโ€™ Church in Devizes. There will be some hot food and drinks, and youโ€™ll need to provide your own warm clothing and sleeping bags. All children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult. Raise money by asking friends and family to sponsor your Big Sleep Out.

Organise your own Big Sleep Out – Follow this registration link

Why not plan your own Big Sleep Out at work, at school or at home in the garden?  Theyโ€™ll give you a handy โ€˜how toโ€™ guide and you can raise funds by asking everyone to sponsor your Big Sleep Out.

Pay to stay in bed – Follow this registration link

Want to support Devizes Opendoors but canโ€™t sleep out? Donโ€™t worry โ€“ you can donate to โ€˜stay in bedโ€™ instead! Simply head to their website to make a donation.

Whatever you choose to do, every penny you raise will go to Devizes Opendoors services providing hot meals and showers, clothing, food and support for the most vulnerable adults in our community.


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Autumn-Winter Comedy in Devizes

Comedy in Devizes is a rare thing, unless you count visitors turning right at the Shaneโ€™s Castle junction, reading opinions on the Devizes Issuesโ€ฆ

Beyond Reverence: Deadlight Danceโ€™s Debut Album

According to the confines of youth cultures of yore, I shouldnโ€™t like Marlborough-based duo Deadlight Danceโ€™s debut album, Beyond Reverence, as while attempts to fit into my new surroundings of Marlborough meant my teenage musical tastes meandered in a rock direction, I drew the line at โ€œgoth,โ€ but on matured and eclectic reflection, still donโ€™t like this, I love itโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Released on Friday (15th September 2023) the sublime Beyond Reverence will be digitally available via Ray Records. You can download it via Bandcamp, stream from all platforms, and a special small run of limited-edition CDs will be available through the band; I suggest you take one of these options, it goes way beyond my expectations.

The two-and-a-half-minute sombre bassline peregrination overture to the opening track, Nice Things sets mood and pace, and Iโ€™m knee-deep in retrospective melancholy, the desired effect Iโ€™d imagine. Contemplating growing up in suburban Essex, a friend of my elder brother, so cool attired in the look of the new romantic, all frilly shirt sleeves, black eyeliner, all Adam Ant, whereas I? Standard hand-me-downs! He gave my brother a new wave electronica mix tape I adored. Echoing the pop of the era, ergo, I was unaware though already accustomed, to a degree, just later washed away with the carefree and whimsical hip hop and electro fashion, pre-acts jumping the incensed bandwagon post Grandmaster Melle Melโ€™s The Message.

To reaccept the dejected goth element of new wave electronica would take puberty, frustration at the bling and gun direction hip hop was heading and attempts to acclimatise to the west country rural village I found myself dumped in. Solace in the wild romantic fantasy of soft metal and general rock like Springsteen I discovered, but those โ€œgothโ€ pupils of St Johns would require a radical shift to modify myself to. One of those St Johnโ€™s pupils was Tim Emery, one half of the Deadlight Dance duo, something we can laugh about now, but then, I wasnโ€™t ready for the plunge, no matter how newfound schoolfriends supplied me with Sisters of Mercy and The Fields of the Nephilim tapes. I ventured as far as the Cure, but only to improve my chances of getting off with girls; it failed miserably, but thatโ€™s another story for another time!

The origins of Deadlight Dance stem back to 1989, the year I left St Johns, when Tim formed a short-lived Sixth Form goth band with Nick Fletcher. Friends for the best part of thirty-five years, the two periodically worked on music together. Born from lockdown, Deadlight Dance is a project to merge their favoured retrospective bands, The Cult and The Mission, with contemporary acts like Bragolin, Actors, Twin Tribes and Molchat Doma.

Story goes, during an initial jam Tim โ€œfinally convinced Nick to sing,โ€ a turnaround from the original collective idea to source guest singers. But itโ€™s in Nickโ€™s deep growling vocals and the elegant synths of the second tune, Innocent Beginnings, and up-tempo haunting Infectious where I get these reflections of the roots of gothic, the ominous, Bowie-esque component of new wave electronica, particularly of Joy Division, and herein lies my reasoning for taking to Beyond Reverence, even if Iโ€™m not about to dye whatโ€™s left of my hair black anytime soon!

At eleven tracks strong the album is epic, evolved from an original intention to record an EP, another crisp and proficient achievement for Nick Beereโ€™s Mooncalf Studios. While the sound is retrospective themes are of contemporary social conscience, Innocent Beginnings comments on the environment, the following, Dark Circles about autism. Though the single Missives from the Sisters sticks to true goth prose, a classic tale of misogyny set in the time of witchcraft, and being โ€œgothโ€ it levels on this topic appropriately, and duly sullen. Though thereโ€™s a lot here which suggests you need not be in the niche, it has wider appeal than I imagined it might.

Thereโ€™s an interesting instrumental interlude, Samuri Sunrise, which reprises a Sunset at the finale, with four tunes between them, two unorthodox cover choices. A quirky interpretation of Lou Reedโ€™s Iโ€™m Waiting for my Man I get, but the latter I was far from suspecting, a sorrowing rendition of Heartbreak Hotel you must hear for yourself!

Deadlight Dance are picking up radio play, and while usually they go out with pre-recorded synths and drum tracks, they equally operate acoustically on mandocellos and mandolins. If you came to my birthday bash early enough to find me semi-sober, youโ€™ll have seen them, theyโ€™re opening the Saturday shift at the Beehive at Swindon Shuffle this weekend, alongside Concrete Prairie, the Lonely Road Band, Atari Pilot and Liddington Hill. Thursday 21st sees them at Nick Beereโ€™s open mic at the Mildenhall Horseshoe, and Saturday 23rd they support Ghost Dance at Bathโ€™s coolest record shop Chapter 22. They are delighted to be included on the bill of the legendary All that is Divine VI Festival in London in 2024, and with big plans Iโ€™m left with no doubt this album will push this the maximum.

Beyond Reverence is up for pre-order on Bandcamp, released tomorrow 15th September 2023. Find Deadlight Danceโ€™s Website HERE, and on Facebook & Instagram. Find your inner goth and cheer them up a bit with this nice present, I enjoyed it so much Iโ€™m going to see if my lace trim gothic corset still fits and try it with this spikey rivet leather neck collar; somebody draw me a pentagram pronto! ย 


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Forestry Operations Due to Start at West Woods

Featured Photo: Forestry England/Crown copyright Planned timber harvesting is set to begin at popular walking destination, West Woods, from the end of September until Marchโ€ฆ

Swindon Gets Shuffling!

Despite the population of Devizes throwing confetti and paint at each other in their most celebrated annual ritual, I believe I picked the right weekendโ€ฆ

The Juggernaut Delivers Back at The Southgate

If there’s been welcomed stand-ins for the monthly Jon Amor Trio residency at the Southgate in Devizes recently, Ruzz Evans and Eddie Martin, Jon โ€œtheโ€ฆ

A Heroic Homecoming: Nothing Rhymes With Orange Live From The Exchange, Devizes.

Nothing Rhymes With Orange on stage for their headline slot. Four lads local to the Wiltshire area have been letting their presence be known of late. With the indie music scene of the region needing fresh artists, Nothing Rhymes With Orange have really begun to seize their opportunity. ย An abundance of live shows as well [โ€ฆ]

A Heroic Homecoming: Nothing Rhymes With Orange Live From The Exchange, Devizes.

Song of the Week: Meg

Chippenhamโ€™s folk singer-songwriter Meg gets our early song of the week this week, and The Cycle is only her debut single….

Iโ€™ve spoken twice to Meg, and she expressed her excitement at going to the studio, both times! This builds in layers and composition, again as in her live performances, thereโ€™s some empyrean prose, delivered with a certain unique charm. It’s great Meg, we love it here.

To find out more about Meg, check out our interview with her, and a later live review at the Neeld.

Link to streaming sites HERE


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Deadlight Dance New EP Chapter & Verse

Marlborough gothic duo Deadlight Dance are due to release an EP of new material. Itโ€™s called Chapter & Verse and itโ€™ll be out on Rayโ€ฆ

Some Work Experience At The Southgate!

Not as the title might suggest….

Since I peaked too soon over the bank holiday, coupled with working it, yeah, I sadly missed Monday’s entertainment at our trusty Southgate. Deborah plonked a cheap-as-chips scrumpy on the bar for me, to cure my Southgate withdrawal symptoms, and rubbed salt into the wound by telling Well Hung Heart was her “gig of the year.” Never would’ve guessed!

Across Devizes pubs sought to cater for the dregs of carnival-goers with discos and karaoke, no other thought live music might be an idea, and on those justified grounds attending the Southgate was a no-brainer.

I assumed the Gate might bring in something more generalised, but punk was promised from a Chippenham trio called Work Experience, (who I’d yet to witness,) and punk we got. Though playing to a majority regular who was around for the punk era, mixed verbal reviews came across, because the contemporary pop-punk pigeonhole is a far cry from its roots, and I get that, time moves on, but they were proficient, beguiling and more importantly, loud!



They bought an entourage to lower the age demographic, which is (wink) no bad thing! Though it is The Southgate, and you’re guaranteed a great atmosphere even if Sir Patrick Stewart was reciting War & Peace.

While the band name is new, it’s a reformation of JCJ, brainchild of frontman Julien Biddulph, alongside him, drummer Theo Lender-Swain and bassist Charlie Gibbons. They’ve recently supported Nothing Rhymes With Orange and Lucky Number Seven in two sold-out shows at The Pump, and that’s all I got on them, but never doubt Kieran of Sheer’s word on such matters.

Julien came across well-mannered and passionate about his craft, but behind the instruments, they belted out some refined and (what sounded like) intelligent originals with the hook in perfectly coordinated steady riffs. Yet as common to the genre, the rather subdued vocals could’ve been notched up a bit, nothing a good technician couldn’t solve. It’s the Gate dammit, and we like it rawer than Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and there’s a joke in there to boot; don’t make me spell it out!

They sprinkled the set with some covers, too, few of which I knew, but if Stacey’s Mom is the Wonderwall of pop punk, they delivered it without clichรฉ, and it never fails to amuse.

Okay, so holding onto the bar at the end badly preaching history on Don Lett’s Roxy was at least done subtly to someone of equal age and I didn’t embarrass myself by thickly layering my Uncle Albert moment on the band. You’d be fooling yourself, hoping for a Clash cover, for Blink 182 is an equal classic to this generation, and I’m fine with that, honest, guv.

One surprise was Work Experience stripping back for a fantastic acoustic Tom Petty cover. Yeah, Free Falling, doesn’t matter who covers it, always will love it. And this point leads me neatly onto the support who simply introduced himself to me as Jonah, unnecessarily twisted my arm with a pink shot like a mini McDonald’s shake, as he blessed the Gate with some thought-provoking self-penned acoustic magic.


Honestly, sweet liquors don’t sit on the palate well while drowning oneself in scrumpy, but it was only in the absence of tequila, we did what we did! Nevertheless, like the shot, Work Experience was a gamble for a carnival night, and it paid off in my opinion.

You can catch them this Friday at The Pump with Start the Sirens supporting Lewis Poole, but full praises to the Southgate, as ever, felt so good to be back after venturing the summer festivities. They played a wildcard, introduced and hosted an enthralling, young upcoming band, and aside from being the friendliest boozer in town, I support that notion and their dedicationโ€ฆ me? I’m vegging out for the rest of the day!


Song of the Week: Becky Lawrence

Song of the week, on a Saturday, yeah I know, but this oneโ€™s just been released yesterday, and Iโ€™m a little behind, and opening myself up for a Bart Simpson styled joke with that, Im fully aware, thank you!

Becky Lawrence, asking you not to come at her with your bad vibes, which I rarely have any anyway, and there’s nothing to project bad vibes about this, this tune is immediately lovable, crying out to be song of the weekโ€ฆ.

Becky at Full-Tone Festival Image: Gail Foster

Contemporary Americana with a kick, self-defined as โ€œswamp-sassy-country,โ€ Bad Vibes produced by Honey B. McKenna comes with guitar assistance from Jordan, and is a nugget of beguiling wonderful with a hook, undoubtedly the best yet from this emerging local artist.

Those in Devizes mightโ€™ve seen her play it at Full-Tone last weekend, James has spun the tune on BBC Music Introducing in the West; itโ€™s a hit with us too!

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Fulltone Confirmed For 2025 in Devizes

The Fulltone Orchestra has confirmed today that their annual festival will take place on The Green in Devizes from 25th โ€“ 27th July 2025โ€ฆ.โ€ฆ

Get ‘Lifted’ by Chandra

Chandra, Hindu God of the Moon, with his own NASA X-ray observatory named after him, and also frontman of a self-named friendly Bristol-based four-pieceโ€ฆ

Some Days with Paul Lappin

Paul’s self-made cover to his latest single, Some Days depicts a fellow sitting under a tree pondering life, while an autumn zephyr blows leavesโ€ฆ

Imberbus is running this Saturday !

Following on from last monthโ€™s email, this is a final reminder that yearโ€™s Imberbus service will be running this coming Saturday โ€“ 17th Augustโ€ฆ

Meg at The Neeld in Chippenhamย 

Yeah I know, those Nothing Rhymes With Orange lads were pepping up the Crown in Devizes for a Fantasy Radio live lounge last night, and we’re devoted to singing their praises, but over in Chippenham young folk singer-songwriter Meg was doing an intimate set in the Neeld bar, and since my daughter Jess did a fantastic interview with her a few months ago, I was eager to cross Meg off my never-ending must-see live listโ€ฆ.

Glad I did, Meg was everything I’d expected and a tad more. Self-penned marvels of whimsical contrasts, between abstract prose of youthful dreams and harsher realities, make for a mostly melancholicus muse, thoughtful and delivered so utterly beautifully it encapsulates you like every good folk singer should, but Meg most definitely does, and Meg most definitely is only at the beginnings of a fascinating journey and one I suspect she’ll document diary-like in song.

Bags of potential here, for her audience to mature with her words, as Potterheads have with Rowling’s, in which Meg is often
quizzically humble, as if asking her audience the kind of questions your teenage self might’ve pondered alone on a ruffled duvet. It causes it to connote honesty, opening her innermost thoughts and desires to you, and the result is spellbinding. So much so, there’s times you assume the song has ended and she’s breaking the fourth wall with customary annotations, but Meg will smile a special smile, and continue the piece, and it’s touching in a unique manner; I’ve never seen another blur the lines between song and chat as well as this.



Yet the most engaging element is the passion in which she performs. In Jess’s interview, Meg was keen to express the connection between her music and her autism, suggesting it was part of her, so she didn’t think she would have one without the other. It equates to a channelled joyful passion, which unavoidably rubs off to her audience.

Look out for Meg, regularly support act at Trowbridge’s Pump and a keen open mic participant at The Old Road Tavern’s.


Foxbaroque; Sally Dobson Drops Us A Message, and a New EP!

Even if you were once on our local music circuit but youโ€™ve escaped the wilds of Wiltshire, you are always welcome here! It was lovely to hear from Sally Dobson last week, as she dropped us a message to show off her new project Foxbaroque, and the EP stemmed from it, Calamity Janeโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Once a stalwart acoustic soloist of our local circuit, staying in Pewsey at the time, Sally gave us a broad gothic angle, yet always with a cheery outlook personally. Foxbaroque continues in the vein of her previous solo songs under the alias Salamander, and of that as the electronica goth duo Strange Tales. In fact, one of the three tunes, No Wrong, is already on our last 4 Juliaโ€™s House compilation, which you can grab here; wow, told you we had exclusives!

Sally, bottom right, at Saddleback’s Battle of the Bands in 2018. With John Edwards, George Wilding, Claire, Mike Barham, Jordan Whatley, Jack Moore, Tamsin Quin, and Jamie R Hawkins.

Calamity Jane flows expressively, like Kate Bush meets Siouxsie Sioux, and itโ€™s produced by Curtis Simmons, released through Satellite Kid Records, with drum and percussion from Romain Delettre. Twelve minutes well spent, Foxbaroque is a unique sound swirling of post-punk progression, ardent hooks and expressive and sincere.

https://open.spotify.com/album/6GMHgZRxy8qr2hgA1QgcIp?si=wNqEMXrySuG4TCII2QIelw


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Marlborough, I’ve Seen Your Pants

โ€œWe can’t stop here. This is Tory country,โ€ I chuckled while fiercely yanking the handbrake, as if Dr Gonzo was in the car. We canโ€ฆ

Ruzz Up The Gate!

I was intending to start this along the lines of โ€œyou don’t need me to provide another reason why I love The Southgate,โ€ but thisโ€ฆ

All Aboard for Imberbus on Saturday !

Since sending out our last Imberbus email earlier this week, we have had several new subscribers to our mailing list, partly due to some advance press coverage yesterday. We therefore thought that we would send the email out again for their benefit and also share with you the answers to a few of the questions [โ€ฆ]

All Aboard for Imberbus on Saturday !

Song of the Week: Ruzz Guitar’s Blues Revue & The Mike Eldred Trio

Ah, I reckon weโ€™ve had Ruzz and the Revue up here for song of the week more than once before, but hereโ€™s a decidedly syncopated five-accent hambone rhythm of Bo Diddley beat the like youโ€™ve never heard him play beforeโ€ฆ.at least Iโ€™ve not! Must be their recent US tour rubbing off, all that playing in the desert malarkey!

Hailing from LA, The Mike Eldred trio consists of Mike on guitar and vocals, Chris Smith on bass and drummer Brian Fahey. Casting a spell alright!

Find Ruzz doing his birthday show at the Cheese & Grain, Frome on 10th February, but if you can’t wait that long, how’s about The Southgate, Devizes, where the Ruzz Guitar Trio will be there to entertain you on the big bank holibobs, Saturday 26th August….yes, that is a fortnight away!


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Sing Another Love Song with Rosie Jay

Second impressive single from young Salisbury singer-songwriter Rosie Jay is released today. Sing Another Love Song; a sound of the summerโ€ฆ.. Her debut breakup trackโ€ฆ

Cotswold Water Park to be Renamed

Here’s a prime example as to why I could never be a councillor….. Cotswold District Council will vote on changing the name of Cotswold Waterโ€ฆ

Devizes Scooter Rally Rules, OK?!

If it’s been a fantastic weekend on Devizes Green with the orchestral Full-Tone Festival, further out of town scooterists, mods, skins and anyone else withโ€ฆ

The Next Season at the Wharf Theatre

Featured image byย Chris Watkins Autumn, finish your ice lolly, as we need to to start thinking about it! Our wonderful, one and only, theatre inโ€ฆ

Wharf Writers’ Group Release First Podcast

Folks at the Wharf Writers’ Group, based in Devizesโ€™ Wharf Theatre, release a new series of podcasts, Where’s The Cat? the first one published todayโ€ฆ.

There will be twelve weekly episodes, each a short play written and performed by members of the group. In this inaugural episode by John Osborn, a man is looking to redeem his birthday present of a time travel voucher. Warning – contains strong language. You can find it on Apple Podcasts HERE.


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A Perfect Picnic in the Park

A perfect sunny(ish) Sunday at Hillworth Park in Devizes, if not to overcome one’s fear of public speaking while dressed in a giraffe onesie andโ€ฆ

Weekly Roundup of Events in Wiltshire: 16th – 22nd August 2023

Last week I predicted summer 23 had finally arrived, now, well, it doesnโ€™t look smashing now, does it?! Ah, hereโ€™s what weโ€™ve found this coming week to do in wonderful Wiltshireโ€ฆ..

Usual gubbing, all the info and ticket links are on our jam packed event calendar, HERE, and you can plan ahead too. Any updates after today will also be put on there, so do check in later in the week too, as this is not exhaustive or comprehensive, or other such long words like that!

Do pay a visit to Wiltshire Museum, Devizes, for the Anna Dillon exhibition; reviewed HERE.

Also The Forbidden Carnival in Chippenham has a street art inspired exhibit, Reviewed HERE.

Ongoing until 29th Sept, The Incredible Quizzical Bath Pub Tour. 


Wednesday 16th:

Acoustic Jam at The Southgate, Devizes. Devizes Salsa Class in West Lavington.

Mango Factory, Latin flavoured grooviness from double-drama-vocalist party patrol, arrive at The Bell, Bath. 

Johnny Marr is at The Cheese & Grain, Frome.

For kids on school hols, Pound arts has a Sketch and Doodle session, but Lego Animation workshops at the Wiltshire Music Centre in Bradford-on-Avon have now sold out, though Sing Your Head Off still has places.


Thursday 17th:

Tom Speight is Instore at Sound Knowledge in Marlborough.

Thereโ€™s the Summer Youth Project at the Wyvern Theatre, Swindon, with The Wizard Of Oz.

Showstoppers at Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon, and Australiaโ€™s most admired and versatile songwriters and instrumentalists, Liz Stringer is at Chapel Arts in Bath.


Friday 18th:

Devizes and Marlbroough are playing swappies, Marlborough-based Trash Panda will make a Devizes debut at The Three Crowns, and Ben Borrill and Pat Ward now known as Matchbox Mutiny, play the Wellington in Marlborough!ย 

Thereโ€™s Jazz at the Cafe in Trowbridge Civic Hall listed on the calendar, but Iโ€™ve drawn a blank link to this, so check ahead with the Civic Hall.

โ€˜The Chas and Dave Storyโ€™ featuring Rockney at Chapel Arts, Bath

Fantastic Marillion tribute, Marquee Square Heroes play The Vic, Swindon.

And for a camping trip, consider The Baa in Combe Bisset near Salisbury, which has live music weekend with Captain Accident & the Disasters headlining; I must check this place out!


Saturday 19th:

Devizes gets colourful, yes, itโ€™s DOCAโ€™s Colour Rush & Confetti Battle!  

The Jake Leg Jug Band appear for one night only at The Wharf Theatre, Devizes, Mark Smallman play The Southgate. 

Sausage and Cider Day at The Brewery Inn, Seend, where those Junkyard Dogs will be.

Absolutely Elton at the Consti Club, Chippenham.

Itโ€™s the MidLife Krisis Summer Family Event at Supermarine, Swindon; best of luck with this one, guys, I know how hard youโ€™ve all worked towards it. Meanwhile, Down & Dirty play The Vic, Rio at the Woodland Edge, and Michael Jackson tributeJay Styles at the New Inn, Stratton.

Calf2Cow presents Lewis Carrollโ€™s Jabberwocky & Other Nonsense, at Pound Arts in Corsham.

Be Like Will are playing a free BBQ at True Story, unit 7 of the Curtis Centre in Westbury. 

The songbook of Marvin Gaye starring Nate Simpson, at Chapel Arts, Bath.

Meatloaf tribute, Maet Live & The Never Neverland Express at the Cheese & Grain, Frome.


Sunday 20th:

The Jon Amor Trio welcomes Bennett Holland to the unmissable monthly residency at The Southgate, Devizes.

The Convulsions at the Bell, Bath.

Thereโ€™s also the Mid-Somerset Show 2023.


Monday 21st:

I got nought as of yet, other than 6 1 6 1, wunder-drummer Matt Brownโ€™sย  new band debut at the Bell, Bath. But you know, early days, stuff might change as the week goes on, this is why you have to keep one eye on our updating Event Calendar!ย 


Tuesday 22nd:

Pete Canter Quartet play Jazz Knights at The Royal Oak, Swindon.


And thatโ€™s that, folks! Of course, the county is gearing up for a bank holiday next weekend, so next weekโ€™s rodeo roundup will be jam packed, but really, you wanna start planning now.

Even Wednesday leading up to it is solid, with not only the acoustic jam at The Southgate, but Bristol gipsies Fromage en Feu at the Bath Bell, Beaux Gris Gris & The Apocalypse playing the Tree House, Frome, and Iago Banet, Galician king of acoustic guitar at Chapel Arts. Oh, and Joe Pasquale at The Wyvern Theatre, Swindon!

And the week goes on like this, the weekend is exploding! Friday, Bluey visits Hillworth Park, Plan of Action visits The Three Crowns, Blondie & Ska visit The Pelican, People Like Us do the Condado Lounge, and thatโ€™s just Devizes!

HoneyFest kicks off at The Barge on Honey-Street, not forgetting the Reading Festival, and a host of other great gigs and events. Saturday sees the magical Fulltone Festival in Devizes, where Ruzz Guitar Trio also returns to The Southgate.

CastleFest at The Castle in Bradford-on-Avon, and into Sunday with Potterne Festival, TalbotFest in Calne, and too many gigs to list. Bank holiday Monday sees Black Rat Monday at the British Lion in Devizes but also, Well Hung Heart at The Southgate and The Reason at The Three Crowns; options, people, too many to choose from!! And I was thinking about popping over to Box for Box Rocks at the Queens Head, Dammit, someone clone me, at least six times!

And then it’s into September, back to school and the Pump’s Future Sound of Trowbridge, a series of gigs supporting upcoming local bands and musicians, Swindon Shuffle, and a new season for Long Street Blues Club.

Until then, hold your horses, and I hope to see you out and about! Have a great week!

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The Pleasure was all Minety!

Broke my Minety Music Festival cherry, and it was gurt lush! When it comes to live music and festivals, I initially set a highโ€ฆ

DOCA Picnicing in the Park!

With the unfortunate cancellation of Devizes International Street Festival this year due to Arts Council cuts, all eyes are on our wonderful Hillworth Parkโ€ฆ

Michelle Gonelan Makes History

Last political rant from me for a while, given all that happened today, pinky promise! Hitler shot himself, then, as requested, he was dousedโ€ฆ

MantonFest Magic, Again

With the danceable penultimate act attracting a packed crowd, I observed a young teenager, who, on spotting a disregarded beer bottle, picked it upโ€ฆ

Michelle Donelan Out of the Chicken Run for New Devizes-Melksham Constituency, But What Difference Will These Changes Mean?

So, the Boundary Commission for England’s final recommendations for new Parliamentary constituencies, which carves the Devizes constituency into three unequal parts, was submitted to the House of Commons for their perusal in June, and it’s time for MPs to scramble for the safest seats, which Westminster dubs “the chicken run.” But what, at great taxpayer’s cost, will these changes really mean for us? 

Not much to be honest, other than confusion as to who your MP is. And as a majority in the Devizes area will come under the newly formed Devizes-Melksham constituency, which Chippenham MP Michelle Donelan wants her claws in, less chauvinistic attitudes and using parliamentary persuasion to indoctrinate antiquated evangelist beliefs, perhaps. Though looking into Donelan’s backstory, she’s hardly an advocate for equality, not the personification of Amnesty International, unfortunately.

But if ol’ Danny K signed his own death warrant by segregating and offending half the population of his constituency according to gender, time is a healer. Here comes the Tory girls; it stands that our existing constituency is the safest Conservative seat in the area, and they’ll fight tooth and nail for the shards of it.

It makes sense with depleting support for the Tories nationally, that constituencies like Devizes will split to shoulder neighbouring constituencies which might possibly be lost to the opposition otherwise. Donelan’s Chippenham constituency would lose Bradford-on-Avon and Melksham, gaining the thinner ice of Royal Wootton Bassett and Calne, so it makes sense to jump ship.

Hence why Michelle is keen to abandon Chippenham and defect to Devizes-Melksham. This Westminster parlance, or  โ€œchicken runโ€ is no new thing. The phrase was coined in the years leading up to New Labourโ€™s 1997 landslide, when several Conservative MPs, fearing a tricky contest on home soil fled for greener pastures.

Question is, what’s Michelle Donelan like as an MP? Well, although a Christian too, her online persona doesn’t preach like our Danny K, rather is filled with feelgood shares of constituents raising funds for worthy charities; as if the corruption of the current government she supports hasn’t been kingpin as to why we need such charities and now is the time for us all to dig deeper and fundraise, because we’re all so affluent, aren’t we?!

Online Donelan comes across as hard working and responsive to pleas from her constituents, but against her hardlined Conservative voting record this feels like a facade, and with a previous career in media marketing she would be of a professional standard to sell ice to Eskimos.

Currently serving as Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology, she’s also had her mitts in the Johnson government as Minister of State for Higher and Further Education, but under Truss bunked off after less than 36 hours in her new role, resigning, writing Johnson had, “put us in an impossible position.” No shit, Sherlock, you certainly took the long route around to unearth this revelation of subterfuge!

Michelle is no stranger to debunking after a devastating loss. In her first, the 2010 general election, the safe Labour seat of Wentworth and Dearne in South Yorkshire, she took only 17.6%, to Labour MP John Healey’s 50.6%, shoved her tail between her legs and headed for the gold-paved streets of Chippenham!

Hardly Amazonian demigoddess Princess Diana of Themyscira here to save us from, erm, though Wonder Woman had no arch-nemesis, Cheetah was a popular supervillain, so let’s call Danny K it, for the purpose of this analogy! Donelan’s voting record (TheyWorkForYou) doesn’t convey the people-person connoted passionately on her Facebook page, sadly. 

This shows a militant xenophobic, homophobic Brexiteer, always voting against a right to remain for EU nationals already living in the UK, against more EU integration, against UK membership of the EU, and consistently voting for military action against ISIL, and against investigations into the Iraq war. 

It shows Michelle as utterly reprehensible on asylum seekers, and mistrusts the more general population, consistently voting for requiring the mass retention of information about communications.

A general running theme through her voting record reveals the common Conservative thread of giving large corporations a leg-up and down-treading the working class, voting for increasing the rate of VAT, reducing capital gains tax, and for restricting regulation of trade union activity. She voted for a reduction in spending on welfare benefits, and against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability.

Selling off the NHS to the highest bidder is something she also appears passionate about, and voted against allowing the terminally ill to be given assistance to end their life; Michelle likes to see you squirm in pain from beginning till the very end.

Hardly the people-person she makes out locally, voting against equal gay rights, and against laws to promote equality and human rights. You try to find me media coverage of Chippenham’s first openly gay mayor Declan Baseley’s MP observing the etiquette of welcoming a new mayor to the position, I challenge you!

And, fracking hell, don’t even get me started on her appalling stance on environmental issues, we may as well abandon the planet now, as she will with Chippenham!

But, why, why all this hostile ethos to the important matters, besides making sure businesses profit? Okay, what if I told you Michelle Donelan’s partner is Tom Turner, Commercial Head of Stronghold Global, exposed by the Good Law Project for involvement in the PPE procurement scandal? Does it ring any alarms? Or, his father Benjamin Turner, who has also landed lucrative Government PPE deals, as director at Toffeln Ltd, a shoe-making firm which landed a ยฃ1.1m contract from the DHSC in April 2020 to suddenly supply visors despite no previous experience. Ah, noย conflict of interest there, nothing to see here, move along and accept your hopeful new MP, Devizes.

What the hell, Devizine, she’s wearing a blue rosette?! Sigh; it’s like talking to a brick wall. You’d vote for a 4×4 plinth of plywood scrawled with Satanic worshipping slogans if it was wearing one of those; the very reason she’s coming our way. What would it take to change the minds of a majority, to think away from their traditional blind voting agenda? Because a government whose incompetence drastically increased deaths during a pandemic and partied while you watched granny snuff it on video call doesn’t seem to have had any impact at all.


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Devizes Arts Festival Rules, OK?!

Alas, it’s been a long week since the Devizes Arts Festival called time. It feels a little like when my Dad would take the Christmasโ€ฆ

Talk in Code are All In for New Single

Swindon indie pop virtuosos Talk in Code released their brand new single, All In, Yesterday, via Regent Street Records. And We. Love. Talk in Codeโ€ฆ

Junkyard Dogs are Let off Their Leashes

If I’ve spent some days now, highlighting a wealth of local talented teenagers, forming new bands, and creating a blossoming scene, this isn’t one of those days. And if I’ve reviewed musical releases breaking new ground, this isn’t it either. This is about the Junkyard Dogs, a popular Trowbridge based blues band who kindly posted their CD, Off The Leash, through my letterboxโ€ฆ..

It’s nice to receive something other than bills from Pat, and I’m mature enough to recall a day pre-spotty-fly and Deezer-not-a-geezer, when all music for reviewing was sent via this antiquated method; it’s nice to have something to hold too, something physical. And if I convey ageism I’m hypocritically in the same boat, but on the grounds they’ve a self-penned song titled Too Fat, too Old, Too Bald, Iโ€™d imagine and pray they don’t mind; old enough to know better, too old to care, they are Junkyard Dogs, after all.

For I was wondering, when they announced they had an album coming out if they’d polished their pub circuit act and glossed it with a studio makeover, and I furthered it with intrigue but also with concern that this route may not have had the same dynamic blast of their live show. Which is justified, it can and has happened to others.

But it hasn’t here, they’ve rightfully opted to give us a disc recorded live, at The Mason Arms in Warminster last year, only mastered at Sonic Temple, and this simply works, as I don’t believe it’s the kind of groundbreaking CD to be rushing off the HMV shelves, rather the kind of keepsake you pick up after being blown away by a stupendous show, and can happily take a little piece of it back home with you; a secret treasure.

So, if you do catch these guys live, do also beg them for this CD, it has a cover parodying Tarintino film Reservoir Dogs, despite this being a blessing on the ear rather than the slicing of one as seen in the film, and you will love it!

I trust myself to divulge this fact, as many readers are Devizes based, and Devizes is a blues town, I’ve mentioned before what I call the Mel Bush Effect. But personally, I love it because I love my blues rooted, and though the Dogs are electrically amplified their style is deeply rooted too; harmonicas aplenty.

The opening song proving my point, the 1955 prototypical rocker Flip, Flop and Fly, Big Joe Turner’s similar follow-up arrangement to Shake, Rattle and Roll, a tune covered by Bill Haley which essentially spurred a musical revolution, but quintessentially was originally deemed jump blues.

And I favour that term above the later coined rhythm and blues, as it defines it, it encourages a jump rather than melancholic contemplation of delta blues, and it makes for a massive percent of the Dog’s set, it’s lively, itโ€™s carefree, itโ€™s songs about long-legged women, ambiguous usage of the term jelly roll, and flying by the seat of oneโ€™s pants; I rest my case. 

Off the Leash is the kind of truckload of fun which could instantly turn a reading room into a juke joint! This said, there’s a fair quantity of this on our circuit, I accept the point, but few do it with the gusto, proficiency and authenticity of Junkyard Dogs.

Mostly self-penned nuggets of blissful blues, other covers include Dale Hawkinsโ€™ Susie Q, definably from the golden age of rockabilly, and Robert Parkerโ€™s rhythm and blues signature Barefootinโ€™, but the most adroit is the finale of the gospel classic Jesus on the Mainline, originally recorded by Rev. Gatemouth Moore, but covered extensively by the likes of Ry Cooper and Fairport Convention. The tune features Cindy Wilson on vocal harmonies with Jonboy, Craig and Danny, and it highlights a certain diversity in Americana the Dogs will stretch too, making a poignant finale. 

But for the most part, this CD is about letting the good times roll, and for this it works a treat. Who, who, who, whoever lets these dogs out, need walkies themselves, to go see them live, this album only stands a testament to why. 


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ยกViva La Devizes Salsa; Eso!

Looking back over the years of Devizine, Iโ€™ve engaged myself with moreloco’ undertakings than I care to count, things I wouldn’t have otherwise considered attempting; all part of the fun. More often than not I come away thinking it was alright, but seldom follow it up with a burning desire to continue, itโ€™s sadly onto the next story. Today though was incendio; Iโ€™m enthralled by a trip to the Muck & Dundar to meet the Devizes Salsa Group, only kidding myself to assume Iโ€™ll be sitting there taking notesโ€ฆ..

Fantasy Radio DJ Michael Linford twisted my arm to give it a try, still naturally I was apprehensive, sauntering in. Though I love to dance, itโ€™s best defined freestyle dad-dancing, and Iโ€™ve never taken so much as a single instructed step. Not forgoing, whenever I see those salsa dancing champs at any Latino styled Devizes Arts Festival events my two left feet plod feels upstaged; I just nod in awe; wowzers, they look so cool, as I shamefully retreat from the dancefloor! Though when I left today I can hardly profess to being Jim Carreyโ€™s The Mask, I certainly had a lot of fun!

Upon expressing my initial anxiety to Karen, who runs the group, she reassured me, โ€œwe want everyone to come and have fun, we don’t want it to be strictly for people who can do all the moves, itโ€™s not about that, we do a bit of freestyle, but itโ€™s mostly about new people to come and give it a go.โ€

Now, if you know me youโ€™ll hazard a fair guess I tried to hinge myself to the rum bar, but was hoisted front and centre from the off, next to instructor Phil, who makes it look childsplay, and me like Mr Blobby on a bender, yet took us all through the basic steps timed perfectly, and more importantly, gradually! Up here for thinking, down there for dancing, pal; lo and behold I was side-to-side, backstepping, occasionally doing it to the rhythm too!

Am I here to promote the group, are they desperate for new members? While there was no indication of flailing appeal, the group could do with a few more masculine dancers; can I say men, without getting in trouble with the PC brigade?! Sometimes the ‘masculine dancers’ need to take two partners to compensate, (if thatโ€™s not an incentive enough, guys.) I should stress having a partner is something, but you’ll be equally welcome not having one.

As a whole, an ensemble gathered to chat, but they’re bustling, and eager to break out some moves on the floor. Unlike a more formal dance workshop, salsa is not ballet, only subtly ballroom related, the structure is paced to suit all ages and experience, and the ethos is to enjoy yourselfโ€ฆ which I did, thank you, thoroughly!

Karen tells me it’s been running for seven years, โ€œbut it was a different group, I wasnโ€™t running it then. We started up again, after lockdown, in Market Lavington.โ€ The group meets on Wednesdays at the Old School on Church Street in Market Lavington, today at the Muck & Dundar was a drop-in session for newcomers to get a taster. On a previous taster session such as this they broke out of the Muck and swamped the Brittox with an improv Fame moment of dancing in the street, a video of which captured the attention of Devizes Facebook users.

While thereโ€™s no membership fees, it usually costs a fiver to cover hall hire costs. Karen was keen for me to note her involvement was purely for the love of it, โ€œI just want the world to throw off their cares and dance,โ€ she expressed; yeah, me too but you do with it style, Karen, I usually just bob up and down like a buoy in a stormy sea!

Men versus multitasking argument away, getting to grips with the basics wasnโ€™t so simple, and when I thought I clinched it, it was but a warm-up! Encouragement was plentiful, though, with no pretence, the members made me feel so very welcome; I didnโ€™t step on any of their feet! Karen underlined the importance of it being a social group, and it certainly was this.

Salsa is this though, cool fun. An American coined blanket term for all Latino style dances, so we danced mambo, pachanga, and rumba, at least I think we did! โ€œWe cover all basic salsa,โ€ Karen explained, โ€œLA salsa, and there will be Bachata, which we all love because it slows it right down, so, you know, we canโ€™t keep it going all night, and then, towards the end we go into full flight and all hell lets loose, going into merengue, and even reggaetรณn.โ€

Bachata is typified by a slow, sensual beat, similar to Cuban bolero, which meant my two left feet could keep up while concentrating on the choreography, just; it was the changes which threw my sieve-for-a-brain, but something about old dogs and new tricks, I enjoyed learning something new today, and it’s Sunday! Yet as described, the pace picked up a bit as the session progressed; while freestyling, to a degree, least it wasnโ€™t so regimental to keep to the steps, and never did I fear I’d be told off Lydia Grant style (Google her, whippersnappers!) the exuberance gave flavour to the overall enjoyment of it all. Reggaetรณn I can improvise!

And dammit, it was fun, and addictively engaging, on watching Phil, Karen and other senior members go for it, all of whom were so helpful and non-judgemental, I felt if I could perfect this enough, you know, to get over those initial first steps, the enjoyment would be multiplied, friendships here will be made, even if I never make it to Patrick Swayze level, least I’ve had the time of my life-ish!

If you fancy being the next salsero or salsera of Devizes, hereโ€™s a link to the Facebook Group with all the info on it. Might even see you there, though, not wishing to put you off the idea, you donโ€™t have to dance with me! Oh, those poor Devizes Salsa Group dancers, theyโ€™ll be wearing steel toe-caps if they know Iโ€™m coming back!!


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Lady Nade at Devizes Arts Festival

If the opening Friday evening of Devizes Arts Festival was amazing for lively pirate-punk craziness, Saturday night was too for precisely opposite reasons. Bristol’s soulstressโ€ฆ

Atari Pilot New Single

A drifting retrospection of sonic electronica new wave from Swindon’s purveyors of cool, Atari Pilot, is out today. A single with a Peter Pan fashioned postulation anyone within their target audience would surely identify with, despite the title sounds a bit too mathematical!

If 4x /22 equals 88 back in class, rather this tune refers to the immature wishes of a forty something supposing they’re going on twenty-two; in your dreams, pal! But in most middle age dreams, Iโ€™d imagine.

Going by the song that’d pitch me at the mental age of early thirties and I can shrug, mentally I’d wish younger still, but not so much that I’d be back at school, no, thank you. About twenty-five would suit me, please, Atari Pilot, make it so. Failing that, just continue prodding my time travelling reverie with your catchy tunes!

Even if I’d consequently be but a Sega Megadrive gamer at that era, with a blue mohican, collecting golden rings with gusto, rather than an Atari pilot per-say, it’s still a nice thought to plant in my mind, and done nicely with a beguiling grower of a track.

It’s up as a name-your-price download on Bandcamp, give it a whirl, you big kid, you!ย 


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